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most yes hell ish hellish screams probably from something burning e g eternally as if say human souls in some hell like location which is a location known known to be found somewhere within the bowels of the planet which is exactly the sort of locale they those scientists had been scouting out at the time that s quite the coincidence well while all of that all of it really happened of course they did get some of the data data corrupt and it was only quite recently that they went back and cleaned cleaned the tape properly before playing it back again and whaddya know it turns out it was actually identical to whatever the heck yes heck that s another word for hell nebulus if you have the wrong sounds setting emanates at the unsuspecting young players with all the unreasonable rancor of the sun from super mario bros 3 doesn t sound familiar well maybe cause you know this cosmopolitan of a game by one of its other titles such as kyoro chan rando which is the version run here again by ktwo i have tremendous difficulties myself deciding if the game is ultimately more nebulus or more rando the wrong sounds setting in question is the right sounds setting for speedrunning and thus you re all severally invited to tweak the volume in your individually chosen media player to moderate the levels of pain to match your personal ungh threshold and any recent underruns in self flagellation this time dip of 47 seconds down to 0 13 19 is largely off the back of the incorporation of one of the stranger sorts of shortcuts i ve seen you just hit a different key at certain doors and shortcut it feels like step 2 is missing like gnomes and underpants but hey the profit is demonstrably there source of course the last run for this next one was in the friday june 25th 2021 update and that s one you will want to get revised up on to prep for this one because it definitely feels like one of those standing on the shoulders of giants moments only the giant was you yourself and yourene you can strike that paradoxical pose in portal you know yourene aka fearzzz amasses the winning scoreline increasing brawl by brawl in a spellbinding tchaikovsky esque ballet of death across all the 26 pit like enclosures it s such a rapturous synthesis of knowledge stategy and skill to slay the stochastic leviathan that is quake iii arena the irony here is you end up seeing maybe 25 of said arena in the average case this is the kind of game you must be fully warmed up brain and body to play on the kind of level you get with the 0 21 49 46 continuation claim so to clarify these ils are for the hardest difficulty the run comments complement those from the easy difficulty from before and introduce you to some of the subtleties of the nightmare grind especially the very last level is one that holds your face down to the pavement and grinds it until it bleeds until the pavement does that is on this difficulty the bots have superhuman hitscan aim the kind you can only really counter by moving like electricity moves along greased copper wires but not in a straight line towards or away from them or hoping for if i can t see you you can t see me to hold more true today than it did the last 9999 days also they re more resilient the damned vermin spawning with more stack i e health and or armor meaning the days are long gone when you could erase one with a single rocket or rail so watching these runs for all of us who remember strapping ourselves into the passion play that is this game s highest difficulty feeling precisely like an out of shape crash test dummy about to be more out of shape than ever is to take vicarious revenge at it the best medicine let s not forget and coming from the easiest difficulty is to increase the dose from least to most to quote some eminem lyrics here as we often don t but ought to high high up on the list of my personal first world peeves is the misfortunate gaping hole in my game sume between max payne and sam max hit the road it s organized thematically the omission is that of the second in the remedy series which is probably sufficient so you can understand which game i m referring to but i m legally obligated to include these three given links per game in these updates so here we are link numero uno max payne 2 the fall of max payne links numeros dos tres koci 0 17 05 80 the former slightly compressed the new york minute ils table time down to the latter with the poelees station level being traitorously stuck up for 3 03 seconds worth of dunkin donuts this inside job and the next link is because i love you would therefore clock in at 1 26 90 roundabouts tuesday march 21 2023 by lotblind trundle through the jungle ya hear it rumble my storm is frontal your base will crumble i ll make you humble i m contrapunt al the headline is missing al at the end contrapunt al punt all like kicking everyone s ass in a complex musical weave of motion you might just be able to glean what one of the games in this update is gonna be from all that p things are looking up for science experts at the kelsey museum of archaeology dilettante called lotblind over on sda have just announced the successful restoration shoddy rewrite from memory of a believed to be lost accidentally deleted ancient quite recent actually informational stele uninformational front page update with new insight into made up facts about the life of clerics in late dynastic mesopotamia of speedrunners in the early anthropocene in the usa mostly ain t that s just grand like five grand seeing what my hourly wage should be up to by now quote of the run fall damage kicks in at 3 5 blocks and will gradually reduce your health as you fall making it possible to die before you even hit the ground it was a dark and stormy night in some part of the world in 1985 when this thing came out on an old desktop data doodling machine that british school kids of that era will remember more or less fondly the bbc micro back then you had about ten bytes of ram and enough cpu to redraw maybe seven pixels out of the 24 ish your monitor could even keep tabs on without crashing and burning that s why it was fashionable in those days to limit the play area and incorporate static or mostly static elements in your graphics you can tell night world is assuming nothing about the player s rig when the collision checks are as primitive as they are although i have an alternative theory as to why everything seems so infirm it s also assuming nothing about the player s holding any interest in seeing the majority of it as evidenced by the decades long wild goose chase it led its nocturnal suitors on until the first report was finally filed of puncturing that wall of darkness more on the fascinating details of this daring endeavour in the links provided here by someone who was amongst those who kept their eyes on the glinting prize long enough to allow them to adjust to the lower lum inosity yeah girl that s only the first of a potentially endless number of puns on your name didn t think this through did ya what s my theory well you all may have seen that scene where in one of the more recent star wars debacles a bunch of half fledged torsos sink into quicksand and then out of quicksand there s a cave macguffin showroom in there having the compact convenience of a swiss army knife with attached surgically fine motoric neuro interfacing robot arms i put forth this game was the necessary predecessor of that location and i put forth that all the walls are embedded with electromagnetic generators and i put forth that the sandy material of this subterfuginous subterrane is magnetic could be made of something along the lines of you know some lunar basalt some kinda titanomagnetite like obviously ulvöspinel springs to mind or just like some honest to goodness franklinite what s wrong with franklinite and i put forth that this is how the world of night world can remain so paradoxically unsound and sound all at once for good measure i ll throw in that s how they built all the pyramids too those ancient aliens did the amount of tenebrific this game is it s difficult to shine any light on what constitutes a brilliant speedrun of it in any other sense than the visually verifiable perpetuity of progress inside this network of undiscernible chambers the likes of which served to inspire sanctum you just have to accept this 0 05 35 is a banksy this one s a van gogh the starry night perhaps an edward hopper nighthawks maybz a nat jones okay hear me out there s an american artist by that name who drew the cover art for both some dark souls comic book a dark ark one and the same name appeared in my search for who the night of the living dead poster from 68 was by even though there s no basic chance he s connected with it cause he probably wasn t born yet thank you for listening and also you ll thank yourself for listening to the runner s dulcet and finely calculated audio commentary track prox has kept whittling away at mission completed time stamps and we re keeping pace with him well we re doing our best on the mechwarrior 2 31st century combat gamepage here s all of the latest and greatest improvements jade falcon campaign rogue chariot in 0 00 56 down 4s trial 2 in 0 00 48 down 2s wolf campaign pyre light in 0 00 54 down 2s burning chrome in 0 00 39 down 1s trial of position 3 in 0 01 03 down 3s quote of the run boss that is random and sometimes gives you an impossible pattern so this next game was last brough up on thursday may 28 2020 by lotblind in that update i lured you in with something about contra then sucker punched your boxing shorts off with contra iii like you re king hippo from punch out a different king in the ring today though and k1ngk0opa to be specific and i guess you could define this brave 0 09 47 spectacle as boxing in a fairly loose sense just attended four different advanced yoga classes while toked outta mah mind kind of loose there s not a lot of loose time to shake the any 1 p category down for in case there is for any of them so just 6 seconds are given the boot punt all remember and wr it is in case you didn t know contra it s not exactly like yoga it s not exactly boxing either it s more like the game equivalent of a 500 kg 1100 lb deadlift it s the only passable excuse to pass by gym day supposin something like army service makes you a man contra will scale you right up into overman yeah that nietzsche übermensch thing with no ties to the nazis preferrably it s sort of customary around here to pun around this game s name and i wrote this part before the title and i ve committed enough deletions already so i think i ll just quote the english nursery rhyme mary mary quite contrary ahem mary mary quite contrary etc etc cause it has contra in it inside the word contrary the first six letters i could easily have written that into the text organically but i m done with being judged on the basis of how neatly i can knit things together like a like a damned old maid punster not a spinster i tells ye punt ster done with knotting things together like a scout or a sailor or something and i ll have you know i m burning this bra too burn baby burn gee that would have been even more fun with a flamethrower proceeds with disgruntled dark web searches and keyed up hardware store visits for the rest of the day 3 monday february 6 2023 by lotblind the most maniacal manhunt for morticia in the mansion of macabre millionaires you might be wondering what happened to those wonderful extra articles extrarticles i was writing to accompany the normal run postings well they ve been left in the backdrop to wait for a better day with more energy it s taken me a little bit by storm how much work the next one would require to be actually insightful but normal postings don t require that much brain wracking or fact chacking at all sorry if such an impression has come across just one run in this update since some of the others met delays so more coming before too long i hope quote of the run the biggest mistake in the run happened in the kitchen this cost 0 7s in their hit single black no 1 parody of youthful identity seekers of a specific hair dyeing strain the late great type o negative sap the anthem s sincerity with mocking interspersals of materials from both the 60 s main gothic goof ons the one being the addams family the other the munsters this includes not only the verbal pointer to the matron lily but musical mimings of both their merry theme songs as well the two shows aired alongside each other between 64 and 66 but with the munsters achieving a higher so called nielsen rating i e more views i guess which must have had to do with factors other than the show s quality at this point i m going to crank the contrast setting of my opinions to a setting one higher but only one the addamses had the freakier freaks and odder oddities and its satire was more pointed and it had actually funny lines and gags like in the first episode when the truant officer is trying to convince gomez they ought to send their children to school saying i was referring to more formal learning reading and gomez replies with what is there for a 6 year old to read and it doesn t repeat itself as much and can we even begin to measure the stark luster lack of lily munster against the unearthly pulchritude of carolyn jones morticia adams can we we no we can t we just can t try this exchange from episode 3 16 minutes in if you re in the mood of doubting the addamses could pack a comedic whollop honestly the comedy of errors that follows that scene is a tier as well while any convictions you had that this was all segueing with all the grace of a freerunner through the market district of agrabah towards apogee s 93 dos title munster bash if you see what i did there would have been justified to the degree of having to award the same points as for what it said on my cue card there is in fact a different horrorfest setting up stalls in this metaphorical town s metaphorical market district today aside from all of the above there s one last decicive cause as to why the speedrun planney outy lobe in runner ktwo s brain barring a concussive head injury could not between the two shows ever have quantum collapsed into running a munsters themed video game the munsters video games suck let me try that again the one the munsters video game sucks the addams family for the nes does not suck as much maybe it does what money grubbin mountain of a man mr k2 does in his 0 11 16 is to dennis moore the family s own mansion for virtually every last lupin this is just required it s not a 100 run then reclaim tish from the clutches of a few bozos that didn t know about the clandestine canoe conduit the sampan circumvent if you will the gondola go around if you won t by this fancy footwork ktwo not only obsoletes his old pal w deaths run by about 20 seconds effectively but also overshadows another w o deaths effort also by his truly so for now this is the king 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