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the best page in the universe welcome to this page is about me and why everything i like is great if you disagree with anything you find on this page you are wrong available now join the mailing list here ps fuck whales am i right or what the strange sad story of when journalists don t disclose their conflicts of interest updated 08 27 23 the song yesterday by the beatles is the most famous song in history to be sucktown garbage for crybaby idiots updated 08 13 23 i no longer want coronavirus updated 04 11 20 bob dylan sucks and leonard cohen is spooky overrated bullshit updated 03 27 20 i hope i get coronavirus updated 03 06 20 this 82 year old woman got her memory back by changing her diet and 19 other variables that weren t controlled for updated 11 26 19 i removed the camera from the photographer s hands who removed smartphones from our hands to show how strange and empty his photographs would be without a camera updated 09 24 19 introducing maddox card april fool s 19 updated 04 01 19 lifehack did you know that your opinion on whatever you just watched on netflix doesn t matter updated 12 30 18 calling people your dude isn t a shortcut to personality updated 03 12 18 the social warrior s of justice sjw newspaper april fool s 17 updated 04 07 17 i ve decided to keep a promise i made in the footnote of this article i wrote 12 years ago i m officially running for president updated 11 07 16 your alternate news site sucks updated 10 14 16 it s time hollywood kissed google s ass updated 06 13 16 special orders are for special assholes updated 04 28 16 buzzebelmico9post 2 words every straight white male needs to read april fool s 16 updated 04 01 16 the irrational hatred of cyclists updated 03 18 16 maddox vs crickets who wins the answer won t shock you updated 02 25 16 how to tell if you believe in bullshit updated 02 12 16 how disney ruined the little mermaid updated 01 07 16 shitty inventions that everybody loves updated 12 24 15 penn teller my take on their bullshit updated 11 20 15 things i m tired of seeing in horror movies updated 10 26 15 learn how to cook moron updated 10 18 15 self checkout lanes are garbage and so are the people who use them updated 09 27 15 things i hate about modern gaming stories updated 09 11 15 we are in the midst of a global cataclysmic appocalypse updated 08 29 15 e3 2015 some things sucked shit updated 06 20 15 mad max the only review you need to read for the only movie you need to watch updated 05 22 15 here s how every company in america can save 23 on wages updated 04 30 15 dancing man and the cult of well intentioned idiots updated 03 10 15 spider woman s big ass is a big deal updated 09 04 14 the abc news saga and the screenshot that forced them to issue an apology updated 08 20 14 things you re doing wrong every day everything updated 06 23 14 make your own osama bin laden death cookies updated 05 05 14 facebook quizzes are stupid april fool s 14 updated 04 15 14 sometimes when i m feeling down i think of osama bin laden being dead and it makes me happy updated 03 14 14 don t inspire someone updated 01 20 14 a case for the grinch updated 01 10 14 how to watch a movie in a theater updated 12 03 13 airline fees i d be happy to pay updated 11 18 13 i hate buzzfeed updated 10 21 13 pepperoni is for assholes and idiots updated 08 26 13 really isn t a punchline updated 08 19 13 sounds i hate updated 08 16 13 i m horrible and disguisting 3 new pieces of hate mail updated 08 08 13 i liked it better when it was called army of darkness updated 07 15 13 a message from adults to kids updated 07 08 13 things that sucked about e3 the wrap up updated 06 12 13 the solution to sexism in video games updated 06 06 13 don t be a padhole updated 04 15 13 maddox s fan fiction emporium april fool s 13 updated 04 01 13 the worst wedding veil i ve ever worn updated 04 09 13 confirmed i m banned from apple stores updated 02 14 13 rudolph the red nosed reindeer illustrates the worst of humanity updated 12 19 12 using suicide to guilt someone is cowardly updated 12 10 12 marketing phrases that have lost their meaning updated 11 05 12 you re not a nerd geeks aren t sexy and you don t fucking love science updated 10 12 12 things that suck about new york updated 09 27 12 awesome shit that happened in san diego updated 08 06 12 prometheus in a nutshell updated 06 11 12 a comedy master teaches me how to be funny new hate mail updated 06 01 12 11 sexy girls with star wars tattoos you don t have the rights to publish updated 05 17 12 a second chance at life april fool s 12 updated 04 01 12 anyone who doesn t like onions is an idiot updated 03 16 12 end discrimination against straight people updated 02 29 12 i hope sopa passes updated 01 30 12 math doesn t suck you do updated 01 03 12 the most overrated sandwiches in america updated 11 30 11 i hate sasha grey updated 11 21 11 a message to cops updated 10 16 11 the vegetarian asshole test updated 09 01 11 animals are people that we can eat updated 04 25 11 worth a thousand words a photoblog april fool s 11 updated 04 01 11 i stopped childhood obesity cholera and arson this weekend what did you do updated 12 07 10 not everything is epic shitheads updated 11 16 10 the best show in the universe episode 03 tables won t say no updated 09 27 10 the best show in the universe episode 02 make the choice to suck less updated 08 26 10 the best show in the universe episode 01 youtube kids updated 07 29 10 safety tips for kids april fool s 10 updated 04 19 10 i hope i get swine flu updated 08 24 09 quantum of solace is a shitpile updated 12 25 08 nobody cares if your puns were intended updated 05 31 08 vague genre movie april fool s 08 updated 04 01 08 fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion updated 10 29 07 the iphone is a piece of shit and so is your face updated 07 16 07 9 things i learned about the world from anonymous stock photo models updated 04 30 07 unfastened coins titanic conspiracy april fool s 07 updated 04 01 07 one thing pc users can do that mac users can t updated 03 05 07 i m tired of sony s bullshit updated 11 13 06 there is no 9 11 conspiracy you morons updated 07 27 06 i am a genius you are not updated 05 06 06 how to spot a pedophile updated 02 10 06 idaho blows updated 11 08 05 i just wanted a video game not eternal damnation in hell updated 07 21 05 if these words were people i would embrace their genocide updated 07 06 05 star wars episode iii a steaming pile of sith updated 05 31 05 i hate cameron diaz updated 05 17 05 unintentionally sexual comic book covers updated 04 11 05 the most expensive 94 orbitz will ever make updated 03 09 05 if you re too much of an impressionable idiot to watch sideways then don t updated 02 17 05 the eleven worst songs of 2004 updated 12 29 04 ben stiller should star in every movie updated 12 21 04 how to kill yourself like a man updated 10 27 04 if you work for websense you aren t reading this updated 09 13 04 i robot in a nutshell updated 07 27 04 video games you ll never play updated 07 13 04 intellectual property theft don t worry detective dipshit is on the job new hate mail updated 07 07 04 five shitty movies that everyone loves updated 06 16 04 a few suggestions to help make compusa a better store updated 05 31 04 you re not dave chappelle and you re not funny updated 05 11 04 looking for a safe stance on abortion me neither updated 04 26 04 how do you dumbasses manage to breathe updated 04 05 04 one of the better pages in the universe updated 04 01 04 cancel the 2005 academy awards the contest is over updated 03 23 04 astrology is bullshit astrology is bullshit astrology is bullshit updated 03 10 04 attention women until your farts start smelling like cinnamon buns quit bitching updated 02 24 04 bill o reilly is a big blubbering vagina updated 02 07 04 garfield sucks updated 01 26 04 racism and scat a powerful union new hate mail updated 01 04 04 phrases that make my blood boil updated 12 22 03 a tribute to real men updated 12 08 03 oops you re racist updated 11 18 03 the matrix revolutions is boring and shitty updated 11 10 03 looks like i m not the only one with a broken capslock key 2 new pieces of hate mail updated 11 03 03 finally the reason i m such an asshole revealed new hate mail updated 10 19 03 how to render the segway obsolete updated 10 16 03 mcdonald s new ad campaign is an anagram for ailing vomit updated 10 06 03 going to thailand don t forget your jackass discount card updated 09 30 03 ikaruga a modest review by a modest man updated 09 08 03 things elizabeth smart could have done to escape her captors updated 09 01 03 not sure if you re an idiot play it safe and don t send me email new fan mail updated 08 25 03 how is it possible that a guy with a small penis and a hairy back is more powerful than pepsi on the internet updated 08 18 03 we know you re a cranky bitch you don t need the bumper sticker updated 08 05 03 proof that wealth can t buy class the top four ugliest cars on the road updated 07 21 03 take your x treme marketing and shove it updated 07 07 03 a shampoo recommendation for cry baby pussies new hate mail updated 06 30 03 christopher reeve is an asshole updated 06 24 03 my balls are huge updated 06 16 03 four things that could have improved the matrix reloaded updated 05 23 03 would you like to bomb iran updated 05 05 03 it s a dumbass marathon new hate mail updated 04 20 03 twenty six things a perfect guy would do and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women updated 04 03 03 wireless internet may very well destroy our chances of contacting intelligent life updated 04 11 03 who would make a better president bush or a box of tic tacs an objective analysis updated 03 16 03 how to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in five easy steps updated 03 03 03 i wonder if jenny jones can come up with a topic that rhymes with canceled updated 02 27 03 two characters that were missing from the new daredevil movie updated 02 18 03 how to win the war and make big savings updated 02 15 03 why change your car s oil when your girlfriend can do it updated 02 09 03 greeting cards you wish you could buy updated 02 01 03 bush making political satirists obsolete since 2000 updated 01 28 03 how to piss off credit card companies and get away with it updated 01 17 03 hollywood still out of ideas how about another black guy meets white guy comedy updated 01 13 03 read these classics or go to hell more crappy children s art work updated 10 04 02 i am better than your kids updated 06 17 02 love your kids prove it by beating them updated 09 02 02 the movie signs in four easy steps updated 08 11 02 five things that sucked about lord of the rings updated 01 13 02 is your page good enough to bear the coveted best damn web page in the universe icon click on the icon for details on how you too can obtain the honor of being on my list here are some pages that don t suck holy shit i m on facebook my page from 2003 it kicks ass my page from 2002 it kicks ass my page from 2001 it kicks ass my page from 2000 it kicks ass my page from 1999 it kicks ass my page from 1998 it kicks ass books buy my third book fuck whales it s finally here holy shit the alphabet of manliness crappy childrens artwork the best store in the universe madcast media network the best debate in the universe alphabet of manliness at barnes noble believe it the saddest caveman in the world cyanide happiness comics bored learn chinese i did i mockery new grounds the official ninja webpage real ultimate power the biggest problem in the universe driven by boredom more links 84 980 people think i m right about everything do you like my page if not eat me maddox xmission com this page was made using vi in unix anything else is for failures 1996 2024 by maddox
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