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o religion and imaginary friends and hollow unicorns and whatnot one of the other members of the group had been taken as i had with bill gates commencement address at harvard and in the course of the conversation i pointed out that bsod notwithstanding there was a decent chance that mr gates was going to save more lives and do more good than anyone else had in the history of humankind more than mother teresa more than jesus more than carrottop this prompted a not insignificant amount of harrumphing from several people mac users i m betting whose basic rebuttal was well that s just because he has all that money ok well yeah he s got all that money but lots of other people have had giant buttloads of money in the past and they haven t done it warren buffett who has at least three quarters of a buttload of his own basically said that gates approach to saving the world was better than anything he himself was likely to come up with so he forked over most of his fortune to the gates foundation so i ve been sort of musing about bill gates saving the world over the last few months and how tremendously psyched i am that he s a geek and not a bible thumper last night i had a crazy dream pretty much everyone else who s gone to africa big fat wallet in hand to save it has had some sort of jasminlive agenda bringing the heathens to christ democracy nabbing lots of diamonds manute bol what if gates were similarly motivated scene hundreds of impossibly black african crisren in multiple lines waiting to be seen by nurses who have colorful windows vista logos emblazoned on their impossibly white uniforms bill gates in grey flannel trousers a button down oxford and a v neck sweater prowls behind the nurses barking questions at each cris who presents him or herself for inoculation against malaria or dengue fever or doomjuice what is you internet browser of choice bellows gates at the first cris in line ie 7 mutted ok next shrieks bill the first is given an injection and skips 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