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darwin awards evolution in action home darwin awards survivors rules search slush pile the darwin awards the darwin awards honor those who tip chlorine into our gene pool by accidentally removing their own dna from it during the spectacular climax of a great idea gone veddy veddy wrong hot august historic awardees armor history lesson 16 years ago 26 august 2006 haphazard armor england darren s death was a puzzle the 33 year old was found slumped in the hallway of his house bleeding from stab wounds had an assailant attacked him police could find no supporting evidence a year later the inquest revealed why darren can take his place among the stars of the darwin awards left alone in the house while his wife was on holiday he decided to he decided to fork around and find out if his new jacket was stab proof pallet history lesson 5 years ago august 2017 japan forklift around and find out logistics was uppermost in the mind of a warehouse employee of tanarumono logistics the worker needed to change a light bulb ten meters overhead and the forklift could only reach 2 5 meters clearly not close enough expressed as a math problem a person can reach a light fixture 2 meters overhead and wants to replace a lightbulb 10 meters overhead so how many 15 cm wood pallets must be stacked onto a 2 5 meter forklift platform to reach the burnt bulb title suggestions from readers the odds were stacked against him jenga difficultly level 10 stack attack an unpalatable death pallatative care skidmark heedless history lesson 25 years ago 77 out of their minds 23 august 2007 holland darwin notes this sort of thing is rare today because changes were made to vehicles to protect the guilty but for awhile there were quite a few incidents reported to the darwin awards holland a group of employees was thrilled to enjoy a team building bus tour and get a break from bau biz as usu it was sunny and the more boisterous employees enjoyed sticking their heads out of the rooftop window like puppies in the wind and then it happened two men were singing lustily as the wind caressed their faces when the bus entered a viaduct and the heedless became the headless which really isn t a thing they only snapped their necks a quick and painless death and a lesson for the rest of us train history lesson 20 years ago 2 august 2002 long lonesome train kansas driving along interstate 35 an olathe driver s sloppy jalopy broke down attempts to repair it were futile so the man pulled out a cellphone the mobile s moniker in 2002 and called for a tow as he ambled along the railroad tracks parallel to the freeway he focused intently on the device as one does and was utterly oblivious to the sound of a train whistle the train engineer reported that he covered his left ear so he could better hear the conversation on his device chicken history lesson 27 years ago 79 count your chickens six people drowned monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern egypt an 18 year old farmer was the first to descend into the 60 foot well he drowned apparently by undercurrent wild animal history lesson 15 years ago 77 beer for bears serbia it s well known that alcohol impairs judgement it s well known that carnivorous wild animals and humans don t mix what happens when we combine all three swimming pool history lesson 14 years ago 77 one foot in the pool indonesia charles had just completed his studies at king william s college and his dreams were ambitious he planned retire by the age of 30 unfortunately for charles his expensive education omitted an important lesson from the curriculum grenade history lesson 16 years ago 76 hammer of doom brazil august brings us a winner from brazil who tried to disassemble a rocket propelled grenade by driving back and forth over it with a car this technique was ineffective chinese fire drill history 12 years ago 76 ride em cowgirl in that much of a rush a cautionary tale for those who can t spare the time to slow down and do things properly kentucky kelita hicks was travelling at highway speed down country road 519 in her crossing the road lesson 8 years ago 76 race to the death for most people the danger of fast traffic is obvious for example few would be foolish enough to attempt to cross a major interstate with 80 mph 130 kph traffic rare that anyone dies walking across a busy street but then there is kevin ward mini history lessons rando years ago 75 darwin awards shorts these five random snippets were collected from emails over the past decade their origins and veracity are unknown a man in a diabetic shock swerved off route 2 in lexington mass flotation history lesson 16 years ago 74 faithful flotation gabon during an impassioned sermon a congregation was surprised to hear their 35 year old pastor insist that one could literally walk on water if one had enough faith snake hunting lesson 23 years ago 71 smarter animals an iranian hunter was shot to death near tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground another hunter reported that that the victim named ali tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his shotgun diy history lesson 12 years ago 70 do it yourself do yourself in ah summer the most blissful of seasons when darwin s most popular summertime activity do it yourself stupidity kicks into high gear meet charles 34 a denver masonry contractor who works with greyhound bus history 13 years ago 70 missed the bus a 24 year old woman was ironically successful in her attempt to catch a bus in quebec city clutching a can of pop the woman ran into a restricted area roller coaster history 23 years ago 69 roller coaster tales of roller coaster accidents are the stuff of nightmares it turns out that such tragedies are less common than folklore would have us believe in the science of roller coasters ted oehmke reveals that there have been only 42 such deaths in the last 11 years it military intelligence history 23 years ago 69 intelligence blunders a deadly explosion in the philippines was linked to careless nbi agents smoking near a bucketful of dynamite powder remnants of hand grenades bullets and weapons were scattered far and wide king louis iii love history 1140 years ago 69 lovestruck louis iii blindly following lust the world came crashing down upon the head of king louis iii overzealous ruler of francia despite great military success great loss followed on its heels when a comely lady caught his eye astronomy history lesson 23 years ago 66 lights out on friday the 13th scott and his sister kimberly had an electrifying experience while attempting to view the annual perseid meteor shower scott an aspiring young astronomer set up his telescope for a closer view of the sky alas poor scott did not reflect on the electric resistance lesson 23 years ago 63 resistance is futile a us navy safety publication describes injuries incurred while doing don t s one page described the fate of a sailor playing with a multimeter in an unauthorized manner he was curious about the resistance level jet ski history lesson 23 years ago 61 wet will he this story sounds like an urban legend but it s true rodney was jet skiing around lake washington enjoying the sun and the power between his knees but he noticed that his battery was beginning to fail he idled over to a dock near juanita beach park eclipse history lesson 23 years ago 60 mental eclipse a 42 year old man killed himself watching the eclipse while driving near kaiserslautern germany a witness driving behind him stated that the man was weaving back and forth as he concentrated on rock throwing lesson 20 years ago 57 a rocky roll an innovative petty crime spree turned into a darwinian opportunity when a vancouver man fell out of a minivan while throwing rocks five men had been denting mailboxes and moving cars with their low tech missiles when 2 diving history lesson 23 years ago 49 show off a 27 year old man bent on impressing three boys dove into the ocean from an 80 foot cliff he was knocked unconscious by the impact with the water and rocks below one boy climbed down the cliff and dragged the man from the sea while his friends called for help car tire lesson 22 years ago 49 tired of it all daniel was tired to death literally at the buckeye ford dealership in london he had sneaked onto the lot in the wee hours of the morning with theft on his mind his modus operandi was to jack up t sauna history lesson 23 years ago 45 sauna kills monk an elderly buddhist monk and three of his followers died after spending hours in a homemade herbal sauna five others remain hospitalized in serious condition the poorly constructed sauna had been set up in a basement room in the bungrasi buddhist temple near bangkok the group gym electricity lesson 22 years ago 28 power punch proves fatal ian was a fitness fanatic and self employed electrician living in an english seaside town he had recently converted one room of his cottage into a new gym among the weights and exercise equipment hung a wheelchair safety lesson 12 years ago 25 august 2010 angry wheelchair man as the video shows an agrry man is rolling toward an elevator as the doors close and the lift departs annoyed he reviews his options and choosed to back up ram his wheeled chair into the reinforced shaft doors and repeat three times until literally breaking through plunging down an empty elevator shaft is a weird way to die but his perseverence paid off with a darwin award darwin awards featured in the news professor william mccomas named 2020 winner of prestigious friend of darwin award william f mccomas parks family distinguished professor of science education in the college of education and health professors named one of the three 2020 winners of the prestigious friend of darwin award for his impact on evolution education misc media short snippets salon 2000 interviews webmaster wendy we re with stupid salon 2000 they coulda been a contender research study supports the theory that men are stupid source of data darwin awards archive what a way to go woman who created the darwin awards wants to be a winner someday cool safety infographic from best nursing masters com https www toptal com designers htmlarrows math dscr ascr rscr wscr iscr nscr ascr wscr ascr rscr dscr sscr human language in chains language evolves but our culture in its tidy way locks us into a particular spelling for each word insists on a rigid sentence grammar on correct pronunciation and not wrong wrong pronunciation and anyway why is pronunciation so hard to say these artificial constraints on puts a living language into a straightjacket discourages us from writing thru and donut and b c the offical offal language is tedious cumbersome a fading snapshot bejeezus thanatologist wendy darwin captain ahab meet captain obvious civilization is incompatible with life on earth happy earth day today and everyday humans win dodo award who will have the last laugh would a dodo make a great darwin award medallion think you re extinct ya stupid dodo cool idea but cough calling dodo dumb does not sit well with me the bird was a meek member of the pigeon family easy to catch and eat and extincted by man in 1691 only 100 years after its discovery this lovable dodo picture may help us see our behavior clearly human ate the last dodo humans are devouring every bit of the biosphere dumb as a dodo meet slow as a sapien thanatologist wendy darwin advanced search home rules faqs awards slush site map darwinaward honorablemention personalaccount urbanlegend the darwin awards by wendy northcutt
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