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t time u saw a bald headed old guy in a t shirt a pair of three fourths and laughed ur ass off people miss out on a lot of things while growing up and tend to try to experience those in their latter days and thus become successful in embarrassing themselves that seems like a logical thing to do even after considering the embarrassment not because of their age but due to the experience they have gained by being kicked around by life and realize the ramifications of their actions on the other hand a 8 year old kid showing off her belly button with a stick on tattoo on her non existential hip and with her freshly manicured nails would be considered cute the current trend can be attributed to the parents to some extent and to peer pressure to some extent and to the glamour of show bizz to some extent teaching a kid to learn the value of money if fine but is it really necessary to teach him about stocks and the various cons of the trade is it really necessary for a teenager to start being stingy no need to comment on peer pressure considering the fact that kids are impressionable and that fact that we are a bunch of sheep and yeah showbizz one of my favourite topics child artist in one movie and 3 years later a heroine in another hanishka in koi mil gaya and desamuduru 1 a kid starts carrying a mobile to stay in contact with his maxim girl kid and his badass peeps of the neighbourhood a teenager under sixteen obviously freaking out with his friends with a bottle of beer a working bachelor trying really hard to accomplish his goals in his life with a 16 hr work schedule a grumpy married guy harassing the neighbouring kids 2 a kid grows up into a teenager and looks in a muddy playground and wonders if he would be allowed to jump into the muddy waters and splash around for a bit a teenager grows up into a working man and wonders if he would be rejected by the society for running around girls a married man prays for a single day where he would be allowed to just enjoy a beer and passout infront of the tv without being bothered by his wife of his responsibilities 3 a kid plays in the muddy waters returns with scars on his kneecaps a teenager sneaking around to catch a movie with his girl or his peeps a fresh graduate enjoying his first payday with a bottle of beer and wasting his breath on something ridiculousy stupid a married man tutoring his kids after they have done with their daily rituals in the neighbourhood playground 1 and 2 are just through different perspectives relative to time and 3 is a different scenario while i still dont have a credible answer after all this blabbering i have atleast been able to change the question to do u wanna be 1 and become 2 or would u rather take the 3rd option posted in life 9 replies back posted on may 14 2007 by ashwin0003 3 after a couple of months of inactivity have finally decided to start blogging again story of my life for today instead of some arbitary writing joined amd ati on 29th march got my bike repaired thnx to venki s nagging and initiative shifting to madhapur with venki but he is pissed that i havnt moved in yet end of story cant get any creative than that since its too troublesome will have a decent post up by this time tommorow done with the drraft but not in the mood to correct my punctuation adios for now posted in uncategorized 3 replies the best geek quotes posted on december 26 2006 by ashwin0003 24 just ripping stuff of the internet the source http www boardofwisdom com default asp start 1 topic 1005 listname geek the source for the source bachan a few of them are quite interesting the 27th one was by dennis ritchie 1 there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don t 2 if at first you don t succeed call it version 1 0 3 microsoft you ve got questions we ve got dancing paperclips 4 my pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and they re like you wanna trade cards darn right i wanna trade cards i ll trade this but not my charizard 5 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d 6 i m not anti social i m just not user friendly 7i would love to change the world but they won t give me the source code 8 programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots so far the universe is winning 9 a computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila 10 my software never has bugs it just develops random features 11 the box said requires windows 95 or better so i installed linux 12 roses are ff0000 violets are 0000ff all my base are belong to you 13 people say that if you play microsoft cd s backwards you hear satanic things but that s nothing because if you play them forwards they install windows 14 the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts oh my god what are you doing 15 the glass is neither half full nor half empty it s twice as big as it needs to be 16 in a world without fences and walls who needs gates and windows 17 you have just received the amish computer virus since the amish don t have computers it is based on the honor system so please delete all the files from your computer thank you for you cooperation 18 passwords are like underwear you shouldn t leave them out where people can see them you should change them regularly and you shouldn t loan them out to strangers 19 failure is not an option it comes bundled with windows 20 enter any 11 digit prime number to continue 21 ethernet n something used to catch the etherbunny 22 you know it s love when you memorize her ip number to skip dns overhead 23 just shut up and reboot 24 windows had detected you do not have a keyboard press f9 to continue 25 use the best linux for servers mac for graphics palm for mobility windows for solitaire 26 artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 27 unix is basically a simple operating system but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity 28 c dos c dos run run dos run 29 hand over the calculator friends don t let friends derive drunk 30 microsoft most intelligent customers realize our software only fools teenagers 31 jocks vs nerds michael jordan having retired with 40 million in endorsements makes 178 100 a day working or not if he sleeps 7 hours a night he makes 52 000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head if he goes to see a movie it ll cost him 7 00 but he ll make 18 550 while he s there if he decides to have a 5 minute egg he ll make 618 while boiling it he makes 7 415 hr more than minimum wage he ll make 3 710 while watching each episode of friends if he wanted to save up for a new acura nsx 90 000 it would take him a whole 12 hours if someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money they would have to do it at the rate of 2 00 every second he ll probably pay around 200 for a nice round of golf but will be reimbursed 33 390 for that round assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15 of his income into a tax deferred account 401k his contributions will hit the federal cap of 9500 at 8 30 a m on january 1st if you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made you d be living comfortably at 65 000 a year he ll make about 19 60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the olympics and about 15 600 during the boston marathon while the common person is spending about 20 for a meal in his trendy chicago restaurant he ll pull in about 5600 this year he ll make more than twice as much as all u s past presidents for all of their terms combined amazing isn t it however if jordan saves 100 of his income for the next 450 years he ll still have less than bill gates has today game over nerd wins 32 once upon a midnight dreary while i pron surfed weak and weary over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore while i clicked my fav rite bookmark suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning mourning for my dear amour tis not possible i muttered give me back my free hardcore quoth the server 404 33 the code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong 34 a thousand words are worth a picture and they load a heck of a lot faster 35 girls are like internet domain names the ones i like are already taken 36 a life cool where can i download one of those 37 unix dos and windows the good the bad and the ugly 38 how do i set a laser printer to stun 39 i spent a minute looking at my own code by accident i was thinking what the hell is this guy doing 40 software is like sex it s better when it s free 41 better to be a geek than an idiot 42 alcohol calculus don t mix never drink derive 43 the difference between e mail and regular mail is that computers handle e mail and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers 44 windows xp now comes with free anger management courses 45 i see fragged people 46 who needs friends my pc is user friendly 47 windows does not detect a keyboard please press enter to continue 48 1 in the beginning god created the bit and the byte and from those he created the word 2 and there were two bytes in the word and nothing else existed and god separated the one from the zero and he saw it was good 3 and god said let the data be and so it happened and god said let the data go to their proper places and he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks 4 and god said let the computers be so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks thus god created computers and called them hardware 5 and there was no software yet but god created programs small and big and told them go and multiply yourselves and fill all the memory 6 and god said i will create the programmer and the programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and data 7 and god created the programmer and put him at data center and god showed the programmer the catalog tree and said you can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use windows 8 and god said it is not good for the programmer to be alone he took a bone from the programmer s body and created a creature that would look up at the programmer and admire the programmer and love the things the programmer does and god called the creature the user 9 and the programmer and the user were left under the naked dos and it was good 10 but bill was smarter than all the other creatures of god and bill said to the user did god really tell you not to run any programs 11 and the user answered god told us that we can use every program and every piece of data but told us not to run windows or we will die 12 and bill said to the user how can you talk about something you did not even try the moment you run windows you will become equal to god you will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse 13 and the user saw that the fruits of the windows were nicer and easier to use and the user saw that any knowledge was useless since windows could replace it 14 so the user installed the windows on his computer and said to the programmers that it was good 15 and the programmer immediately started to look for new drivers and god asked him what are you looking for and the programmer answered i am looking for new drivers because i can not find them in the dos and god said who told you need drivers did you run windows and the programmer said it was bill who told us to 16 and god said to bill because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures and the user will always be unhappy with you and you will always sell windows 17 and god said to the user because of what you did the windows will disappoint you and eat up all your resources and you will have to use lousy programs and you will always rely on the programmers help 18 and god said to the programmer because you listened to the user you will never be happy all your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time 19 and god threw them out of the data center and locked the door and secured it with a password 20 general protection fault 49 as a development process chaos does not scale well 50 a penny saved is 1 39 cents earned if you consider income tax 51 never make fun of the geeks one day they will be your boss 52 video games are bad for you that s what they said about rock n roll 53 acs are like computers both work fine until you open windows 54 i don t care if the software i run is unstable crap as long as it is the latest unstable crap 55 who is general failure and why is he reading my disk 56 well it looks like an id10t error 57 that s a pebkac problem problem exists between keyboard and chair 58 concept on the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the escape button 59 computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes 60 beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers 71 who needs the library i ve got google 72 be nice to the nerds for all you know they might be the next bill gates 73 what i m not a dork just special on a really dorky hat 74 come to the dork side we have computers and high speed internet with a pentium 4 processor _ 75 it s not bogus it s an ibm standard 76 it is fruitless to become lachrymose because of scattered lacteal fluid don t cry over spilled milk 77 you laugh at me because i m differnt i pity you because you all use the same damn quotes for your internet profiles 78 a community is not a community of disembodied spoken statements in part because the most important aspect of the communication that people have is emotional and one often communicates emotion not in terms of the text but as a subtext the physical body is not irrelevant to a human community the emotional subtext of human communication is crucial to human thought it isn t a footnote too many computer scientists don t understand this 79 absolute addressing corrupts absolutely 80 if you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire making implements use pascal or ada the nerf languages harmless fun for children of all ages and they won t mar the furniture 81 lisp lots of irritating silly parentheses 82 take a number we ll be with you shortly after we finish defenestrating this hunk of cheese 83 photons have neither morals or visas 84 geeks are hott 85 what we do is never understood but only praised and blamed 86 if builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization 87 computer programming is tremendous fun like music it is a skill that derives from an unknown blend of innate talent and constant practice like drawing it can be shaped to a variety of ends commercial artistic and pure entertainment programmers have a well deserved reputation for 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