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granny lost the plot stories humor life reflections home about granny lost the plot the memories of a fading mind feed on posts comments hello everybody jun 29th 2008 by sandy hi everybody this is snady herself left her password beside the biscuits an i found it when i was cleaning up some crumbs i know she never writes here any more so i thought i would scratch my back and see if any fleas popped out grandad is asleep at the moment curled up on the hearthrug i tired him out with a game of tennis i beat him again i might write some more if anything interesting happens snady posted in sandy 9 comments burp feb 14th 2008 by granny a couple of days ago when i was having my hair cut a lady walked in she was almost hysterical she had been on holiday and had had her hair done while abroad she whipped her bandana off and they had turned it green how did the holiday go asked our host david jayzus don t talk to me says yer wan i spent ten days in a hotel in portugal drinking gaviscon you young things will not know this but gaviscon is the essential accessory for auld wans going abroad it works wonders on the acid reflux acid reflux is terrible for surprising you at night in fact it is the only thing that does gaviscon comes in two flavours mint and aniseed in fact it tastes a lot like pernod a drink i was very fond of in my heyday when abroad with the girls i believe in some less salubrious places it is called a leg opener but i don t know what that means try it go to the pub tonight and order a gaviscon and tonic on me happy valentines day and congratulations to all you yang wans that got a call to the awards god bless granny posted in humour 11 comments muggering sunday sep 23rd 2007 by granny today is grandparent s day big wow we geriatrics are all to descend on st stephen s green today where we will get a certificate from the lord mayor who is the lord mayor imagine 800 grannies with handbags all together in one park a mugger s paradise might as well call it muggering sunday i m staying at home a happy grandparent s day to all my friends posted in me myself and mine uncategorized 6 comments serena s secretions sep 10th 2007 by granny having terrified you all with my last post about the awful stuff to be found in cosmetics i have hit on a great idea grandad and i are going into production to provide you with eco friendly products for hair skin and eye creams all our produce will be 100 natural with no added ingredients whatsoever there will be no additives colourants or preservatives at all we have the recipe and the ingredients but you will understand that that bit is all hush hush this product can be used as a hair gel a moisturiser shampoo underarm deodorant skin rejuvinator or make up foundation one tube covers all all your cosmetic needs in one no hassle holiday packing enough to say that grandad and our large team of staff will be providing the main ingredient he said it would give him great pleasure the products from serena will have to be kept in liquid nitrogen as we want no nasties in our products like preservatives and stuff the thing is i m inviting partners to join me while the company is in its conception we have a new e mail address email protected we are currently looking for fine upstanding men with a good grasp on marketing skills we are also looking for female production assistants grandad has already hired sharon ní bheoláin so come on men here is your chance to turn your hobby into a career posted in humour 11 comments back to carbollix sep 8th 2007 by granny i am the bearer of bad news would you believe it if i told you that everything on your bathroom shelves is causing cancer and low sperm count the amount we expose ourselves to is greater than the level considered safe or so i ve just read it s down to parabens the dirty little bastards parabens contain oestrogen so that explains why men are starting to sprout boobs take a goozer at your deodorants your shampoo and conditioners in very small writing you will find methylpropyl and or butylparaben parabens in other words i have spent the last half hour in the bathroom whilst giving myself a skin peel treatment so i swear on my mother s grave that i found the devils in everything we use the scrub i used is from the body shop it smells of spearmint and i feel great now not an ounce of dead skin on my person k8 left it behind here after her house sitting visit now i know for sure she s trying to bump us off death by body exfoliate no one would ever know it s all in the bin now and i m off to search the web for eco friendly stuff i was under the illusion that body shop stuff is all good and pure it isn t if the kids give you body stuff at christmas beware they are after your prize bonds posted in me myself and mine 6 comments older posts about granny lost the plot the memories of a fading mind there are 35 posts and 310 comments so far archives june 2008 1 february 2008 1 september 2007 3 august 2007 5 july 2007 9 may 2007 2 april 2007 2 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