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y omnipotent enough to know that i re posted these pictures but too impotent to do anything about it himself no this is about religious leaders getting their followers offended and incensed over nonsense slights in an attempt to misdirect the conversation away from the corruption of the leaders and the implausibility of their religion all religions do this to one degree or another it s just that many islamic leaders go way too far and goad their followers to murder i personally suspect that 99 9999 of muslims would not even contemplate killing someone who drew or displayed these cartoons on the internet if that s true then the only people i m offending are the 0001 of muslims who are irrational fanatical zealots who frankly should be mocked and ridiculed for holding such ridiculous beliefs so mock and ridicule i shall by remaining silent in the face of such absurdity is to concede to their madness and i will not in doing so i hope to plant a seed of doubt in the believer s mind that maybe all all these truths are simply ridiculous old stories which have no basis in reality and should be ignored it probably won t work but i somehow feel the need to at least try comments 360 comments tags asshat atheism atheist cartoons douchebags faith god irrational crap islam lars vilks life muslim muslims news prophet muhammad reason categories art faith first amendment politics religion the bigger trainwreck of the 2014 midterm election 7 11 2014 after this past electoral trainwreck i invited the few republican friends i have left on social media how a party that seems to exclusively serve the financial interests of the top 1 still manages to convince enough people outside of that demographic to vote in my opinion against their own self interests and win elections what are the specific policies the republicans champion that make you vote republican and how do you feel those policies serve your interests not surprisingly the conversation quickly devolved into so much mud slinging of talking points and propaganda from both sides the theory i was looking to test is that neither dems or repubs are really on our side the 99 both parties use bs rhetorical tricks and straw men to get us to rally behind one team or another but it s all under false pretenses because in the end the fluff issues like abortion or gay rights or guns or welfare or immigration are important ish but in reality they don t matter to the real end game it s all just cake and circuses to keep us distracted while the politicians sell us out and give all our money to corporations rich political backers and the military industrial complex one commenter observed how poor people received government subsidised cell phones and then sold them but so what for the cost of one hellfire missile we can give nearly 100 poor people subsidised cell phones for a year sure some people will just sell them but many will depend on them and use them to get jobs they couldn t otherwise get and even if they do sell them that money will be immediately spent and go right back into the economy many times over benefiting us all rather than into a billionaire s bank account doing nothing the worst example for me is despite all the rhetoric obama is no liberal it s galls me to watch him win the presidency twice on a very progressive populist platform but once he s elected he governs like a moderate to right wing republican even his signature liberal legislation of obamacare while better than nothing was a republican bill that is mostly a giveaway to insurance companies yet those same republicans don t miss an opportunity to fake outrage so they can get their base all worked up over what was ostensibly a win for them it s all bullshit spread out for us to dance in and be distracted by while we re fleeced into indentured servitude the real question is will we the collective population ever really wake up and realize it and demand better or will we just keep fighting amongst ourselves over so many spilled beads and baubles while the corporations dismantle all protective regulations and drive us into managed poverty reading the comments on that thread i sadly suspect no comments leave a comment categories politics the ultimate place to hide your stash the super jesus bible box 27 10 2014 this will undoubtedly be a controversial post but i like to think it could also be seen as a good instructional on how to make something practical dare i say useful out of an book of debatable value it s my attempt at public service i know i know you re welcome so the way i see it it s obvious most people especially most of the bible s most devout true believers have never really read their their blessed best seller what with all of the divinely sanctioned torture genocide slavery global scale interspecies mass murder and cannibalism who can blame them right it s quite obvious the book is an incoherent collection of superstition bigotry misogyny and general ignorance that nobody really wants to read which is exactly why this is the perfect practical repurposing of project for something like this what s better is the bible is a book you can reasonably expect to find in almost every american household and neither you nor any visitor would ever imagine pulling it down off the shelf to read it it really is the perfect place to hide something in plain sight now obviously those with a christian taliban mindset will protest that this desecrates their holy book if i m honest i suspect they could probably make a compelling case i prefer to think i m just cutting out the bad parts albeit a bit imprecisely and making something much more valuable in the end obviously it was part of god s divine plan that i should create something this awesome for you so yeah thank god so without further ado here is how you too can make your very own super jesus bible box tool required elmers glue regular old school glue is perfect box cutter or a reciprocating plunge cutter if you re a fancy carpenter person two pieces of 3 4 plywood that are slightly larger than your book optional three to four wood clamps or c clamps step 1 get a bible it s possible you have a bible laying around your house already but it probably belonged to your grandma so it has some sentimental value the best alternative option is to get one for free luckily if you ve ever stayed at a hotel there is usually a fresh never been opened gideons right there in the nightstand for you to take don t feel guilty when you take that bible literally nobody will miss it and you re helping overcrowding in the world by freeing up very valuable space in the nightstand drawer of course if you re not a frequent traveler you can always buy an authentic gideons bible stolen on your behalf from comedian doug stanhope obviously you ll have to go to one of his shows to buy it at the merch table but even so still i highly recommend this option because he ll also autograph it for you which is very thoughtful of course you can use another book instead but i would strongly advise against that because no matter what it is there s a chance someone someday would actually want to read it okay you certainly could do this to a copy of the quran or the torah but don t do this to any other book because we re not monsters here you wouldn t want to ruin a book that s actually useful step 2 wrap it you ll want to keep the first book of genesis and maybe a little of exodus preserved in page form so the book can be opened and shown to be what appears to be a fully functioning no secret compartment containing bible just take some saran wrap and cover the cover and pages to be preserved now would also be a good time to carefully remove a specific page from elsewhere in the bible that you can use later as the bottom of your book for example if your name is mark or luke or habakkuk you might want to cut out that cover page and save it for later or not there are other great options too step 3 glue up the outside walls of your box using a brush or sponge apply a smooth but liberal coat of white elmers glue to the outside edge of the unprotected pages and let it dry you may want to put something heavy on the book to hold the pages flat and tight while the glue dries you may also want to do another coat or two of glue after it dries just to make sure the outside of your box is nice and solid be sure to rinse your brush clean when you re done because you re going to need it again later step 4 cut out the box so the traditional method for cutting out the pages is by using an exacto knife or box cutter i ve done this before and it s surprisingly hard work and the easiest way to develop carpal tunnel ever devised you should do it by hand at least once so you ll truly appreciate how much better an option it is to use a plunge cutter like this one here yeah i know you re welcome again step 5 fix the sides at this point your hands are a little tired but you hopefully have the void of your box cut out all the way down nicely done however you may now also notice your book doesn t close very well because the pages get a little puffy and irregular where they ve been cut yeah you didn t do anything wrong it just does that no fear the next step fixes that again get your sponge or brush and apply a liberal amount of glue to the interior sides of your box it s fine if you get glue on the bottom and top facing of the page too but we really want good coverage on the sides once everything is covered well you can remove the saran wrap from the first few chapters close your book as normally as possible place it between two pieces of strong plywood and use three to four clamps to compress your book flat again if you don t have clamps you can probably just place something heavy like a couch on your plywood bible sandwich but the clamps really will give you the best results be careful not to over tighten the clamps though or you could deform the spine of your book and that would be bad let this sit and dry overnight step6 dress the sides once you unclamp your book it should look nice and flat again when you open it you ll notice one or two pages are now glued over your opening this is a good thing take your box cutter and make a cut right down the center of the page and then make two additional cuts along the top and bottom edge of the void this should make a cut in the shape of an uppercase i fold the flaps back out of the void and apply a thin coat of glue to the interior edges and bottom of the void now simply bring the cut page flaps into the void and press then smooth to cover over the sides now we still need to dress the top and bottom edges of the void so put some glue on the top of the page and bring another page down on top repeat the above procedure except make your cut in the shape of an uppercase h this time this will give you flaps to dress the top and bottom edges we re almost done now step 7 dress the bottom now you have some options for covering the bottom of your box you can choose to use the page you salvaged earlier or you can get more creative and put a picture of your own creation there either way just cut it to size and glue it in you can optionally put another thin coat of glue over everything inside the void of the box just to make it a little more durable but once all the glue dries you re now the proud owner of your very own super jesus bible box awww yeah who s your savior now happy stashing comments 1 comment categories politics a forgiving god 7 11 2012 i honestly don t know what christians are talking about when they tell me god is a loving and forgiving god really i mean according to the bible he s willing to torture every human who has ever and will ever live because the first two people he created stole a piece of fruit from a tree okay to be fair some will say that it wasn t about the apple per se but it was because they disobeyed god and because it gave them the knowledge of good and evil but wait i still don t know why he s mad 1 every kid disobeys their parent at some point or another it s what kids do 2 i would want my kids to know the difference between good and bad 3 he s god he could easily erase that knowledge or if he s really stuck why not just kill adam and eve off cut down the fruit tree and make adam and eve 2 0 from scratch why prove how forgiving you are by punishing everyone else for eternity because one couple committed misdemeanor petit theft then again god was kind of a moron for putting the tree there in the first place so expecting him to be rational about all the rest of it just wouldn t make any sense would it greatest story ever told yeah right comments 21 comments categories politics of science and lies 15 10 2012 it s beyond frustrating to look at those who populate the congressional committee on science space and technology the committee s chair texas ralph hall when asked about the evidence that humans were altering the climate replied i don t think we can control what god controls add to him intellectual giants like missouri s todd legitimate rape akin and georgia s paul broun broun recently said that evolution and embryology and the big bang theory all that is lies straight from the pit of hell it s one thing if your crazy brother believes this crap but these are congressmen who make decisions that effect all of us the republicans get to choose this committee s membership so if you re an intelligent republican you should call your congressman to express your embarrassment and outrage that they keep putting people this willfully ignorant on this critical committee comments 1 comment categories politics welfare queens by the numbers 18 09 2012 i ll make this quick mitt romney thinks about 47 of americans pay no taxes and are dependent upon government to me this conjures up horrific images of welfare queens the fact is that as of 7 26 2012 only 4 1 of the us population is on welfare not 47 4 1 and in case you re taking the republican bait and conjuring up some kind of racial stereotype in your mind you should know that of those who are on welfare 39 8 are black and 38 8 are white and lest you think this 4 1 of americans take no responsibility for their lives it s worth pointing out that 19 of welfare recipients are on it for less than 7 months and only 19 6 are on it for more than 5 years so assuming one has to do something for more than 5 years for it to be established as a way of life it appears that 0 8 less than 1 of our population has made welfare a way of life let me put this in a different perspective in 2006 about 59 billion was spent on traditional social welfare programs while 92 billion was spent on corporate subsidies our government spent 50 more on corporate welfare than it did on food stamps and housing assistance now those same corporate welfare queens are bribing our politicians with obscene super pac campaign contributions in an effort to get those politicians to further cut regulations and increase the corporate handouts it s 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