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id have a really nice weekend despite the seal and the cult members sometimes all you need is to seal the deal early and you ll have a nice time after that it s kind of ironic that this happened and my facebook profile is actually this meme i put up back in december for my sister s birthday hey yenta tell your friends share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email tweet print opens in new window print share on tumblr like loading celebrituesdays roma downey touched by an imodium angel april 25 2018 april 25 2018 www immodiumabuser com 8 comments as if a heavenly vision on a gorgeous morning roma downey stepped out from her car and she was beaming she s one of those people you see that just instantly makes you smile some people have that natural glow around them very similar to the way my forehead glistens because of the mixture of sweat and how thin my hair is but she was something else entirely it was as if she emerged out of a rainbow because she looked stunning and absolutely could not have been sweeter she stopped and chatted with every person there while signing autographs and taking pictures with anyone that asked that s rare as most people of some notoriety kinda just rush through to get inside i m not one to tempt the fate of the heavens by talking smack about an actual angel or even a charlie s angel for that matter but does anyone else find it ironic that she produced a miniseries called a d the bible continues and then afterwards she comes face to face with the imodium ad king himself talk about the universe sending what you ve asked for apparently the sky s the limit with roma told you she glows we snapped a picture and i looked at my phone to see how it came out only to find a random woman photo bombing the picture i hadn t seen her when taking it and didn t even realize the words had come out of my mouth until i heard myself say is this woman kidding what s wrong with her why would she stand there and do that she s taking up half the picture with photo bomber now a mature adult would have been happy to get any picture at all and just shut the hell up or just crop the damn woman out but not me roma looked at me and the picture and then turned around to the bomber and said in a voice so sweet it was as if it were a slice of pie from waitress honey move over he s trying to take a picture of us without photo bomber i almost died because the photo bomber who i m pretty sure was her assistant because they went into nbc together after that then promptly looked at us and stepped aside roma turned to me and said let s take it again with a huge smile and then we took a better picture i was almost too embarrassed to take snap another one since i had acted like such an ass but who am i to turn a downey roma also i was afraid the assistant would go all hong kong phooey on me the second roma turned away how nice is she that even when i m acting like a compete ass and cannot shut my mouth for even a second she s still so sweet and kind she literally is an angel and i ll hear nothing to the contrary about that from anyone hey yenta tell your friends share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email tweet print opens in new window print share on tumblr like loading celebrituesdays marie osmond dee snider she s a little bit country he s a little bit rock and roll april 10 2018 april 10 2018 www immodiumabuser com 5 comments they don t call me eagle eye for nothing ok no one calls me eagle eye but i d really like people to start since i ve been stalking celebrities i ve run into a few people that i didn t recognize but not this time the door opened and there she was marie osmond i was walking up to ask for a photo as my buddy asked who it was what i was thinking to myself who doesn t know marie osmond but then i remembered that i didn t know who n o r e was until i was literally fondling his thumb so i guess it happens marie could not have been more gracious unlike the gentleman my friend chris mistook for freddie highmore the good doctor who was not as friendly as he could have been she snapped pictures with everyone and told more than a few people how cute she thought they were full disclosure i was actually not one of the men she said was cute which reminded me of what my mother told me when i asked as a young man if i was good looking you re funny your looks don t matter i m still not sure if that was a compliment or not but i guess it was a nicer way of saying no thank god my kids are cute like my wife and funny like me they ve got best of both worlds i d put up a poll on here to measure my cuteness level but i feel like my fragile ego is right on the brink anyway so i ll spare you feel free to light up the comments section below with just how cute you think i am as she was entering the building my buddy looked back at her car and said is that donny osmond still in there no i snapped back that man is tiny like a little peanut elderly and more importantly he s asian have you ever actually seen donny osmond needless to say donny wasn t rocking the sidewalk like his big sister on the opposite end of the spectrum is dee snider lead singer of twisted sister as a person that grew up with a really twisted sister constantly singing i wanna rock over and over again i feel like i can really relate so it was awesome to meet him the car pulled up and all of a sudden he just popped out right in front of us and we asked to take a picture he stopped and said what sounded like no but he was standing there smiling so it was a little off putting and i paused i was surprised that he had said no since it was only three of us there and it would have just taken a minute and also he stopped why would he stop if he didn t want to do it i was just about to start singing his classic song we re not gonna take it but then he said it again go i laughed and said sorry i thought you said no which made him laugh and he said it did sound like no didn t it come on he was really very cool and a friendly dude he s starring in rocktopia on broadway until april 15th so get out and go see it hey yenta tell your friends share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email tweet print opens in new window print share on tumblr like loading celebrituesdays i missed out on dan but got to meet roseanne march 28 2018 march 28 2018 www immodiumabuser com 2 comments last week i shared my encounter with the fantastic sandra bernhard which was perfect timing since the revived roseanne season was starting tonight when low and behold howard stern was interviewing the roseanne stars this afternoon i was anxiously waiting for roseanne john goodman to come down and hopefully snap a picture with me since i m big fan i ve seen a lot of celebrities but i was super excited about meeting them she s like that crazy aunt everyone wants and loves but you re still somewhat scared of what she ll do at the family reunion and i ve been a fan of everything he s done since always lecy goranson original becky came out first and was snapping pictures with other fans in the lobby so i went right over i told her i was excited for the reboot to start and she said she hoped i liked it as i was wishing her luck with the show i looked over to see roseanne and john goodman walking towards the door it was my very own sophie s choice as they split up and headed towards different exits there was just no way to get both of them i love john goodman but roseanne was closer to me and i felt like i had a better shot of actually getting her so i jumped into action using my ninja stealth speed ok i actually just walked over towards where she was heading but it was at a brisk pace and still felt very mission impossible ish roseanne s assistant was shooing people away and said no pictures and that roseanne wouldn t sign any autographs i looked over and plotzed because john goodman was taking pictures with everyone at the other door but i knew he was too far away now so it was roseanne or nothing i was right next to her now and all that stood between her and i was that damn assistant who was no nonsense as she tried to quickly shuttle her to their waiting car as luck would have it roseanne s assistant actually brought her to and opened the door of the wrong car she actually opened the car door that lecy had just gotten into this little snafu caused a short moment of confusion and that moment was my small window of opportunity i hustled around her assistant and got on the other side of roseanne once again using my previously mentioned stealth like ninja speed i asked roseanne if i could take the picture and she didn t answer full disclosure it was a little bit of a commotion with the crowd and her assistant leading her to multiple cars through the crowd i asked again since i m not an animal and felt it would be extremely rude of me to just jam my phone into roseanne s face and start snapping pictures also she s crazy and could have slugged me which would have been even more awesome over her right shoulder is the woman who did not want us taking pictures she tried to keep us apart but we found a way i asked once again which at that point was even irritating to me as well and she looked at me and said what could have been a sarcastic line right from the show well why don t you just take it already and then she started laughing it wasn t her famous cackle from the show but it s not like i was tickling her or had told her how my sister shit on a cat either way she still laughed at me drop the mic now because roseanne laughed at me granted she was laughing at me not with me but i ll take what i can get she got into the car and was gone in an instant and i wans happy as a pig in a poke not really sure exactly what that expression actually means but i was pretty stoked i didn t get to meet john goodman today but i m happy that i at least got to see him in person i got to meet and get pictures with becky and roseanne so all in all it was a really good day but mark my words i will meet you one day john goodman like scarlet o hara extolled in the classic gone with the wind as god is my witness i will never miss a picture with john goodman again hey yenta tell your friends share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email tweet print opens in new window print share on tumblr like loading celebrituesdays just in time for the roseanne reboot me and sandra bernhard had a meet cute march 22 2018 march 23 2018 www immodiumabuser com leave a comment the crazy storms and power outages have knocked me out of my routine and i feel that i ve neglected you but just when those celebrities thought it was safe to walk the nyc streets again immodium abuser is back in action i must confess that although it s extremely hard to fathom i actually am old enough to have watched the initial run of roseanne its one of the current revivals of dead classic series coming back for another go around and it starts tuesday march 27th on abc even though i m not a big fan of reboots i guess they re better than 67 of the new shows they try out each year i m not counting the hundreds of reality shows taking over the world i mean scripted original television fare dynasty image number dynl01_key1 mh 0005 jpg pictured elizabeth gillies as fallon carrington nathalie kelley as cristal flores grant show as blake carrington sam adegoke as jeff colby james mackay as steven carrington and rafael de la fuente as sammy jo photo marc hom the cw ã â 2017 the cw network all rights reserved duplicating the success of an original classic show for a revival is so hard because you can t always replicate the essence which made it so special the first time around a recognizable title is never a guarantee of success for every will grace or hawaii five o that works there s a dynasty size mess on the rug when it doesn t and another murphy brown or magnum pi waiting in the wings to pop up next year it s actually unbelievably hard for me to admit that the new cw version of dynasty is awful because it s my absolute favorite show of all time i wanted to fall right back into my old obsession but it s bad as a silent protest against remakes like this that besmirch the glory of the originals i have started re watching the 80 s series all over gain during my morning commute despite metro north s daily shenanigans i have a newfound pep in my step which i attribute to fallon carrington back to roseanne i remember watching that show and being so caught off guard by it maybe it had to do with there only being a handful of networks to watch back then so newer shows got more attention than they do nowadays when there are literally hundreds of new shows a year roseanne was so different from anything else on television the conners were the anti tv family the show struck a nerve like lightning in a bottle and made roseanne a huge star as opposed to learning lessons and hugging this family struggled fought laughed and spoke to each other the way you d hear real mothers talking to their husbands and kids i loved the ending credits where they d have playful scenes with their silly backstage antics it was original and fun and like no other show on television at the time i don t know that this new incantation will be a great success or not but i bet it ll be fun if for no other reason than to see this cast back together roseanne is a hysterical lunatic john is a goodman and massively funny and lady bird oscar nominee laurie metcalf is the crazy aunt jackie everyone wants in their life the best part of roseanne was always the talented side players they enlisted george clooney estelle parsons and my new friend on the street sandra bernhard she s original sassy crazy and she puts the f u in fun she s got a daily sirius radio show called sandyland but she s still gonna be back for the reboot along with parsons even if it is just for the ninth episode only when i saw her she was rushing to grab a taxi on the street and i couldn t have been more excited she was about to get in the cab but when i called out to her she stepped back out to take a picture with me which was awesome she was incredibly sweet and after i took the first picture she moved in closer to take the second one so it would come out better score one for the fans so here s to much success for sandra and the roseanne revival hopefully you watch and they get another season so sandra can get back onto prime time where she belongs don t even ask what s wrong with my face in this picture hey yenta tell your friends share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email tweet print opens in new window print share on tumblr like loading here is the church and here is the steeple why is the mailman stealing my people march 19 2018 march 19 2018 www immodiumabuser com 6 comments is this why our mail isn t 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