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me starts to get agitated i have to get outta here i got stuff to do gaby we have stuff to do here harry and just why do you still have your clothes on harry look that guy outside hard to get a good massage like this gaby you mean mike harry i don t know what his name is and i don t care he just told me to come in here and lie down and make myself comfortable gaby he didn t tell you to disrobe to your level of comfort harry yeah something like that gaby and this is your level of comfort harry yeah this is as much as i m taking off what s wrong with it gaby oh just about everything look i can t do you any good unless you take off some of your outer clothes modesty is an important concern so you don t have to take off everything if you re not comfortable harry lady that s not going to happen in this lifetime get it through that empty head of yours gaby o k have it your way i ll just massage your big toe for an hour starts to stroke his big toe on his left foot a heavenly touch harry don t touch me yells out loudly take your hands off me i don t like being touched she continues and he starts to calm down a bit gaby see that doesn t hurt does it starts on his whole foot and slowly works up his left leg harry oh that feels so sits up and shouts i told you i don t like to be touched gaby look harry i don t know what your problem is but before i continue and i will continue we should come to an understanding i am here to help you you wouldn t be lying on this table if you didn t need my help harry look baby i don t know who you are and what your game is but i want to get out of here fast back away from me or i ll scream making a fist he starts to yell very loudly gaby she looks him directly in the eye and as if mesmerized he calms down now we are going to co operate aren t we harry harry well maybe i ve been a bit too quick on the trigger what nervously are you going to do to me gaby continues massaging his right big toe foot and lower leg i knew you would see it my way harry i don t know why i am so angry all the time gaby well when i am finished you will never be hostile and i mean never again but you have to harry gets agitated again i have to what gaby let me ask you something harry when you shake hands you don t wear gloves do you missing the full benefits harry no i never shake hands gaby you never why is that harry i don t want to catch anything people are dirty they are walking disease spreaders looks down at her hands and pulls his leg away suffered from haphephobia gaby harry you can t keep doing this look at my hands go ahead take a good look holds them up i wash them frequently and oil them so that my touch is clean and pure harry are you sure of that she starts rubbing even higher on his calf ooowwoo that s nice starts to frown gaby harry do you like me harry like you why you seem very nice for a girl gaby well that s nice of you to say so i will take that as a compliment but if you like me harry you will have to trust me right harry harry i i trust you gaby say it again harry i didn t hear you looking intently at him trust is essential harry i i i trust you gaby again i trust you gaby harry loudly he says again i trust you gaby gaby now that you trust me harry i think you should take off the rest of your clothes harry indignant i am not that kind of guy gaby and i am not that kind of woman look harry i am a massage therapist the more of your body you let me work on the more i can do for you within the law of course harry i don t think i can show you my body i m just not gaby you have had massages before haven t you harry not that i remember gaby if you had one of my massages you d remember just lay back harry and let me do all the work i will take you places you have never been harry that sounds very nice but i am so gaby so afraid harry i don t know if i can let you touch me i don t let people touch me as a rule in fact most people never want to touch me or even be you know close and gaby whose rules are they harry if they are just your rules they need to be broken harry but how gaby just take off your shirts and let me do your back trembling slightly he takes off his shirts and lies on his stomach she starts massaging his neck and shoulders and he starts to sigh harry that feels so very good but i don t think i can go any farther gaby farther harry you know like the rest of my clothes gaby keep on as much as you feel comfortable with harry do you mean that gaby every word i am here to serve and heal you of all that ails and troubles you i am a little surprised about the no touching unites body and soul harry why gaby i mean somewhere along your life someone must have touched you i mean touching is a part of living harry not my life gaby you re married right harry how did you know oh the ring wiggles his finger not any more i only wear the ring because i can t get it off gaby how long were you married harry 10 gaby 10 years that s a long time surely there was some sort of touching harry 10 hours nuptials at 10am at 8pm she had already left me alone in our honeymoon suite gaby oh i am so sorry for asking a great metaphor harry i am way over that bitch the next day she went to our bank and withdrew every nickel i had and went to mexico but it serves her right two weeks later she got caught in crossfire with some them drug dealers i guess they got the money but she got what she gaby what a horrible cross to bear harry i hope she burns in gaby oh harry you can t really mean that harry i don t know what i mean gaby believe in me harry gaby can take away your pain just relax don t fight me starts to rub his neck and shoulders harry you know i haven t been touched like that since gaby since when harry harry since my mother did gaby your mother was a therapist harry no i was told she was a nurse gaby you were told why didn t she tell you harry i was too young she went someplace and later they told me she died in a plane crash gaby oh i am truly sorry harry look i can t be your mother but i can help you get over some of your anxiety and fear harry oh that would be so nice starts to tear a bit gaby starts massaging a bit more intensely on his shoulders harry you are starting to relax i can tell pretty soon and you will be a pro at this harry how do you know i still feel tense and cranky gaby your body is talking to me it is telling me where to rub and what part of you really needs my touch harry you really think so my body is really speaking to you gaby most definitely you should listen to your own body and ask what it wants you to do for it harry my body is telling me that you should rub my right shoulder gaby see isn t this a lot better than you thought harry nods in assent my body is telling me that my right knee needs your touch gaby right knee she tries to rub under his pants but can t get up that high problem harry harry problem what s wrong gaby like i told you the more you show the more i can do harry looks around oh i see well i could err take them off a normal comfort level gaby don t you think you would be more comfortable in just your shorts harry err i am not sure but if you promise not to gaby holding up two fingers scout s honor but don t worry we have rules here and we don t break our rules you take your time and i ll be just outside the door you can take off as much as you want but please slip under the sheet when you have disrobed and call me harry you sure gaby perfectly now just call my name gaby steps outside and finds mike waiting for her mike what s with this guy gaby i heard some shouting i almost came in gaby don t worry mike harry is just hurting a lot like all my people it takes awhile for them to trust me enough to talk in the background harry stands up on the far side of the table he takes off his pants and places them on the chair with his back to the audience he starts to pull down his boxer shorts but has second thoughts and quietly slips between the sheets lying on his stomach gaby returns to the massage room gaby feeling more comfortable harry yeah a little gaby folds the sheet over his middle exposing his right leg starts massaging his leg harry i am really proud of you for taking those pants off i have a little more room to work a pause in the conversation you know i do great glutes harry what are glutes proper draping for glutes gaby your glutes are in plain language your buttocks butt bum derriere and so forth it has so many different names because it is so important to the well being of your body harry you want to rub my butt that sounds kinky to me look gaby i am really enjoying myself but i don t do kinky maybe this isn t so good an idea gaby seriously harry the best part of any full body massage is the glutes because they contain five major muscle groups and those are the muscles most of us use the least blood just collects there like stagnant water on the street we need to get the blood flowing and like all roads lead to rome the glutes lead to your soul harry well do em i ve come this far gaby there s a slight problem harry another problem gaby slapping lightly on his buttocks it s these harry your shorts if i am going to do your glutes you need to expose them one at a time of course so that i can do my job properly harry i just can t do that never never in a million years don t even think about it looks at him sternly curtain falls on act i posted in uncategorized tags divine comedy gaby s people massage therapy purgatory steambath the great divorce the big 4 0 january 16 2013 5 comments my wife and i usually go to movies on thursdays or fridays that is our date night sometimes we run out of a decent movie to see and consequently we tend to lower our standards sometimes way lower recently we saw turning 40 a romantic comedy about a married couple with two young daughters the crux of the plot was that both partners were turning the big 4 0 within days of one another each was having troubles serious difficulty coping with staying perennial young as is the american obsession with aging and ultimately death starring paul rudd and leslie mann the film had a great supporting cast led by albert brooks and john lithgow also turned the big 4 0 while it was mildly entertaining the raw language some of it even used by their 13 year old daughter started to grate on us i understand that kind of thing is standard in films today but turning 40 took it to a new low i don t like or enjoy profanity but i tolerate it as i would a spot on my pants or a newspaper with ink blotches on one page but this was so pervasive it not only got boring but it made us feel embarrassed to be in the theater i would say that it could arguably be the worst film we saw last year but we actually saw it the first weekend of january so it almost has a lock on this year s worst film for us a movie has to be beyond the pale for us to get up and leave so we stuck it out the only movies my wife and i have ever walked out on oddly enough had one of the redgrave sisters lynn and vanessa in it they were both b w films from the sixties morgan and georgie girl when i am watching a bad movie i try to look for some redeeming social value in this case i am glad i did while it came near the end of the movie one of the complexities of their turning 40 was the fact that leslie s character became pregnant now this was just one unexpected unwanted challenge that was lumped in with his failing business her employee s theft school problems a sibling rivalry strained relations with each of their fathers and so on in today s mores a quick and easy abortion would have solved that problem but surprising there was none of the hand wringing and gut wrenching drama that has always led to the abattoir as in his other gross film knocked up judd apatow has a similar sequence where the baby is after a few nervous moments of surprise welcomed a director with a trend i don t know if this is a trend but it is certainly a vast improvement over the 1991 film cider house rules adapted from the militant pro abortion john irving s book which vigorously advances abortion as the cure all for any unwanted pregnancy funny thing happened on the way to the clinic in the real world legalized abortion in all 50 states also turns 40 this year and it seems that their big 4 0 is riven with as many problems and challenges as the couple in the turning 40 movie a recent column by nyt s writer gail collins entitled the woes of roe lamented that gallup polls suggest support for abortion rights is fading particularly among young americans and that more people now regard themselves as pro life than pro choice defending roe s legacy while she tries to obfuscate the findings in a cover of obtuse legerdemain the bottom line is that most americans are conflicted about killing unborn babies remember this is a nation that bends over backwards to protect the dour existences of such vitally important species such as the snail darter and every variety of gnat however the absolute evil of killing a human baby in utero is often easily dismissed by the mental gymnastics of a soul that is able to delegate its moral reasoning to the chaotic filing system of cognitive dissonance collins cites a libertarian faction within the pro choice movement that just wants to be left alone they want the decision to abort or not to abort to be strictly that between them and their doctors she stresses leaving the politicians out of this decision when it was the left wing politicians who created the situation more than 40 years ago while collins does her level best to shroud the 40 years of bloody fetal tissue in all the niceties of a debutante tea dance where over 55 million have perished the bottom line is that abortion has done an uncalculated harm to the female gender all women have been tainted by the decision 40 years ago that turned their wombs into potential battlegrounds it is not surprising that so many have had their feminine psyches twisted into caricature of the worst science fiction about a future america where men have become feminized and women have grown testicles dripping with such sexual irony was the recent flap with sports announcer brent musburger and his comments during the national championship game between notre dame and alabama university because the game quickly became an alabama rout musburger looked for some interesting diversions in the first quarter espn showed alabama quarterback aj mccarron s girlfriend katherine webb who was sitting with his parents musburger called the 23 year old webb the current miss alabama a lovely lady and beautiful and said to his broadcast partner kirk herbstreit a former quarterback at ohio state y ou quarterbacks get all the good looking women a moral eye for feminine beauty the criticism came quickly with such words as creepy awkward uncomfortable and heteronormative heteronormative musburger had better see his doctor the radical feminists most of whom man a college post teaching young impressionable women now had 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