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ad all this time after that horrific experience she leaves the army then re enlists after experiencing unemployment again the next place she s sent to has weird time and gravity needing soldiers to be in special suits to survive the compressed time the war doesn t last too long though leaving soldiers directionless and one even taking her life halo s plagued with ptsd and finds out general cannibal who she s been sleeping with has been up to massive war crimes using a rat king where could he have got one from the clara pandy in volume two of course she ends up sabotaging his spacesuit letting him die halo ends book three going out just out and that s it for halo jones some interesting odd stories i ve no idea where books four through six would have gone collected in ballad of halo jones full colour omnibus edition bad city blue issues covered 468 477 damn all the domers have left originally created by alan grant robin smith the first new title for 1986 which begins and ends in nine progs blue is a button man in a ruined city in space something s a bit off about him from early on and worse with the city itself there are a lot of fights in places which should have been populated and used normally but it s all a bit bioshock speaking of which the upper class realised that the city was going towards disaster and left the lower 98 to their death of course things went weird blue gets operated on and has his neural implant removed by a scientist then starts fighting some of the button men but the city s getting sucked into a black hole there s a moment of hope as he kills his way to the console but it s too late he decides to rule in hell for the last moments before being pulled into the black hole i m used to 2000 ad killing its protagonist but this felt pretty brutal to blue from the start collected in bad city blue digital only currently rpg ideas there s a fiasco scenario called white hole which is not a million miles away from this our last best hope is a bit more of a disaster movie game but could replicate this especially as i ve never succeeded at it each time i ve played oh and bully pulpit s desperation series would need a custom deck made but it feels like the last days of a city going into a black hole would work for it sooner or later issues covered 468 499 originally created by peter milligan and brendan mccarthy the back page of several issues of 2000 ad were given over to milligan mccarthy s sooner or later with a very 1980 s logo and another reminder of the state of britain at the time micky swift is on the dole in camden and miserable in 1986 he gets abducted by a mr mrs katsbreath and taken into the future after a case of mistaken identity but can t afford to get back to the present unless he gets a job this leads him into scrape after scrape including cannibal muggers who he gets abducted from a street of many madmen and eventually even winning an election as the 30th century elects whoever gets the least votes he managed to get home thanks to a cab on an eternal deadly motorway only to end up in the 80 s back on the dole again the series took a few progs for me to gel with and being the back page feature has a lot of garish colour adding to the weirdness there s a great article in the latest judge dredd megazine 491 which goes into greater depth about it all collected in sooner or later rpg ideas cheat your own adventure captures the wild swings of the plot and how micky manages to fall from weird situation to weird situation metalzoic issues covered 483 492 yes originally created by pat mills kevin o neill here s some of that big monster madness that i love in 2000 ad and drawn by kevin o neill too which is always a treat i ve not seen transformers beast wars but this is what i d want it to be see also horizon zero dawn the world is overrun by robot animals and there are barely any humans left jool and ngila get chased by a mugger bug and ngila s killed only for the robot who killed him to be murdered by our co protagonist armageddon jool wants to get to a planetary rescue centre and armageddon s going to help her that rescue centre ends up also being a killer robot oh no they next travel to a spaceport in zinja only to find that robots have been feeding on spaceships it s all looking pretty rough armageddon comes to blow with amok who hacks into armageddon and we get some interesting insights into the history of this world we also find out meteors are going to wreck everything jool and armageddon survive as towers topple and the world looks like it s going to end the day is saved though as robots can feed on the crashed meteors sustaining them with armageddon as a kind of god robot this is bonkers and i loved it apparently it was a dc graphic novel originally and then reprinted in 2000 ad i m surprised that it looks like it s not been returned to at some point this comic s so nuts it needs a new printing collected in there is a metalzoic collection but i ve only found it on abebooks here rpg ideas where do i even begin maybe legacy as it covers real distant future things and different factions like robots and humans maybe escape from dinosaur island if you re just humans and the earth is the island our last best hope may be another useful pull bad company issues covered 500 502 parts 1 3 of 20 meet kano originally created by peter milligan brett ewins i admit i don t feel massively well informed about bad company yet it s another science fiction war but this time we re following a group of people instead of a single rogue trooper the 1st company division are defending ararat from krool it all looks a bit doomed as the unit s even facing war zombies kano s their leader and looks like a kind of cyborg frankenstein s monster and the rest of them are mainly weird misfits i guess i ll find out more about them next year collected in the complete bad company digital only rpg ideas i ve no idea yet so i m going to give a shout out to the yellow king s the wars campaign which is a little more steampunky but if you want a weird war then that s a great one 500 issues already conclusion this was a really enjoyable year far too often i look at what came out and only judge it on whether dredd had big stories it didn t but everything else got shaken up it s a shame halo jones won t continue after this i don t know what the original plan was but it feels like the three different arcs were all leading to something much larger wulf s death was a brutal reminder of how 2000 ad loves to chew through its heroes and next year i ll meet another character who ll get more coverage in the prog over the years with durham red i ve no idea where rogue trooper s going with his mission and hopefully one day we ll get a return to metalzoic as that was a great fun story i don t know if i d say it was my favourite of the year but it s definitely up there posted in comics tagged 2000 ad 2000ad ace trucking co bad city blue bad company halo jones judge anderson judge dredd max bubba metalzoic nemesis the warlock rogue trooper slaine sooner or later strontium dog leave a comment casual trek episode 83 i apologise for all the times i say capering posted on june 29 2026 by fakedtales also buffoonery and tomfoolery and boobery show notes by miles corrections to spelling the word ferengi by me right everyone quit oo moxing for two minutes because we ve got another episode talking about those hyper capitalist scamps the ferengi literally one of the few times here on the show where we can say without doubt that it s a metaphor for capitalism our brave casual explorers watch three ferengi based episodes of star trek without any quark based antics first up is probably tng s most successful attempt to try and sell these guys as the big bad as captain picard is forced to face his past as a revenge attempt leads him to relive the battle after that trip tucker gets to do a home alone die hard as the worst trio of ferengi try to pull an acquisition on the enterprise nx 01 finally the lower decks get to see what ferengi tv and miles ao3 account is like as parth ferengi s heartplace makes us ask do rutherford and tendi like each other in a sexy way please send us two strips of gold pressed latinum for reading the show notes wait you wanted to know the price up front this is why you read the terms and conditions guys episodes discussed the battle 12 09 acquisition 41 31 parth ferenghi s heartplace 01 11 36 the episodes can be found on all podcatchers or using this link https open spotify com episode 3ukpqvwfipbunbrv8pjri7 we re also on youtube the big list so far spoilers below if you ve not seen the episode but as at this here s the big list public version of the list posted in casual trek tagged casual trek ferengi star trek star trek enterprise star trek lower decks star trek the next generation leave a comment uk games expo 2026 convention diary posted on june 24 2026 by fakedtales my completely legit press pass and a number of pins uk games expo was fun and it took a while to go through my notes so let s have a look at what i encountered and who i spoke to i ve tried to be more organised this year so i ve recorded my initial thoughts on my youtube channel while i was at or recovering from the event i ve already posted my piece on preparing for the con so let s see how the event itself was day zero thursday due to life and my own lack of organisational skills i didn t get a press pass in time so i made my own as well as some business cards to hand out my press pass i got up early then travelled by train and coach to birmingham there were a few moments of downtime while waiting for connections but i eventually made it to the nec where i met up with my friends graham and split aka out of print gm on tiktok in my usual hiding place of outside the starbucks we were too early to collect our passes and the queue was tiny so i decided to be civilised and catch up with graham and split over coffee then i turned around and the queue was gargantuan luckily expo s got really good at processing people so it didn t take long to get our passes i also caused some confusion when i asked to pick up my rpg tickets after forgetting them last year apparently they re not a thing anymore and it s all linked to my expo profile on the app handy i m back we were staying in the tamworth travelodge which was certainly a building that exists tamworth had some nice bits especially the arnold where we had a nice meal and a drink in the evening but mostly seemed to be roundabouts and directions mostly involved navigating via a wetherspoons we got back to the travelodge and i faced the reality of not having any air conditioning instead having a table fan and an open window facing freight trains which would regularly pass by graham asked whether any of the fancier rooms had aircon and apparently not just behind the counter and we couldn t relocate to crash there luckily for me i m living in a building site at home and the flat i m sleeping in has curtains which let all of the light in so even with all the noise i had more sleep than i ve been getting scenic tamworth day one friday we went for breakfast in tamworth and again there were nice places despite the general roundabouts wetherspoons aesthetic we went to a place called cosy which was really nice with large breakfasts typewriters on the wall and friendly staff then it was time to go off to the con we were late enough that we needed to park pretty far out and luckily didn t have any appointments or sessions first thing we went through a section of the nec which i d not seen before and felt abandoned until we reached the halls the mega hall it was dizzyingly large last year and even bigger this time halls 1 5 were occupied by uk games expo in some fashion with hall 1 having tournaments 5 having tickets and the bring buy then everything else in between where 2026 felt like it was strained through three halls at weird angles to each other this time is felt almost like one mega hall you could walk between some halls and only realise you d entered a different one when you looked up at the signage the openness was nice and i think allowed a little more air even though it was still stiflingly warm at times i d forgotten my battery so the usb fan was a write off but my blue hand fan would still work as long as i had hands split and i arrived in hall four and weaved around trying to go row by row but getting distracted constantly split pointed out sailors of the spectral sea which looked like a lot of fun i booked in a demo on sunday which sadly i d ended up having to bail on but i ll have to check out the game in my own time it s a pbta game where playbooks are made up of two halves it also sold itself as dead gay pirates which feels like it d fit well with paint the town red s sad gay vampires i grabbed a stamp quest sheet as i figured i was seeing most of the stalls at some point to buy things interview them or both i then proceeded to forget i had it for most of the show i m not sure what this guy was up to i d found out on thursday that the star trek adventures game i d signed up for had been cancelled i assume due to the gm being unable to make it or something similar i didn t see any replacement games that i d like so i signed up for indie games on the hour igoth which i always enjoy i played a game of desperation which i love but a scenario i ve not played before about a doomed sea voyage i was the only person who d played desperation before and it was interesting seeing people engaging with the tarot style card drawing and storytelling there were a trio of players who felt new to this sort of thing but immediately went hard with someone making a homunculous out of fish parts it definitely set the tone we drew cards for the locations on the isabel then the cast and we put some interiority into them as well hence the fish homunculus then we played through three phases covering the storm battered ship a journey on lifeboats and finally survival on an island we had one person left at the end the zealously religious woman who gave up her husband god and removed her own arm out of desperation everyone on the ship in desperation where things were just grim rather than doomed the game ended a little early and my ride was playing until midnight so i wandered around looking for a decaf coffee while talking to my beloved there was no coffee but at least i had good company day two saturday a completely normal person in a hat and coat my first experience of big board game conventions involved playing ccg tournaments to the level where i d leave and feel like i d missed a lot of other things for the sake of a couple of full days of a card game i m relatively clean from them only sticking to the arkham horror living card game my friend graham is also a fan of arkham horror and doesn t often get it to the table so when he asked me to join him in an arkham horror game i agreed i ve been experimenting with the new edition 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