Meta tags:
description= Humor, mutts, menoapuse & merlot..bloggie style;
Headings (most frequently used words):
the, to, and, of, in, my, that, his, with, it, was, this, on, you, for, he, as, is, your, out, me, their, be, are, will, have, or, when, one, twinkie, from, her, like, an, they, there, at, not, no, into, would, him, all, over, how, son, had, up, time, if, day, what, but, just, think, ding, about, off, were, now, while, could, only, laundry, down, who, every, head, she, know, been, night, by, after, then, back, maybe, first, german, phone, might, two, captain, so, may, which, do, through, share, eyes, name, don, home, under, lost, some, nothing, new, get, school, make, around, take, we, onto, pen, where, little, can, high, why, did, full, trying, than, seat, during, looking, something, briefs, days, found, am, side, has, longer, cake, say, sons, years, own, across, those, temperatures, arm, more, sure, turn, dryer, long, decided, dog, thumbs, being, face, snore, car, cream, filling, before, menopause, language, child, brain, mother, possibly, spread, didn, cause, washer, them, need, start, want, last, work, watch, sleep, other, well, future, causing, snoring, right, breath, hand, blog, hostess, hell, heat, plane, man, 19, still, ahead, past, pair, asked, between, room, kind, eat, however, our, clothes, here, house, its, find, earth, ok, general, bells, minute, idea, covered, hit, speaking, door, facing, friends, second, morning, going, age, another, got, dress, word, half, bed, tried, too, much, body, cold, mentioned, came, title, women, passenger, flight, ludwiga, never, way, year, old, yellow, case, boxers, watched, shirt, left, size, feet, cell, wearing, holding, amazing, college, oh, break, top, white, front, guess, held, rest, thing, missing, family, electric, until, few, come, wireless, line, wet, put, sit, remember, use, fact, each, leave, open, next, facebook, seem, received, glass, turned, reach, crew, barely, keep, change, pillow, once, action, gym, four, easy, try, myself, moment, thought, black, 60, pack, taking, erma, imagine, blogger, internal, global, warming, ice, freuline, heidleberg, ha, class, officer, lead, since, doing, grey, piece, collegiate, santa, clothing, worn, bring, happen, upon, ho, green, area, behind, brought, sat, proceeded, holiday, wrong, world, read, fell, victim, buy, eight, pairs, again, sitting, plan, write, afternoon, notice, cotton, palm, underwear, game, these, matter, happens, humor, sits, fabric, members, run, household, away, hands, method, load, let, living, see, someone, gets, itself, smart, programmed, end, weather, voice, happened, become, throughout, walk, learned, communication, refuses, does, life, opposable, keyboard, hour, hear, hours, lie, news, lot, made, go, person, minor, figure, should, went, due, massive, roll, remain, snog, woman, shut, sweet, wanted, yourself, showed, give, mind, harder, faster, enter, attack, anything, bank, carry, below, fingers, written, outside, destination, process, getting, told, jordan, sense, twinkies, public, grade, taste, bite, bit, gave, having, took, lacked, freezer, charlywalker, based, titles, sweater, hot, pull, melting, female, 26, 45, 64, very, experiencing, menopausal, oxygen, broken, skills, unattended, seated, table, 2a, boy, flew, words, looked, holidays, equipped, invading, witness, point, privy, pants, also, needed, small, carpet, devoured, fast, present, six, foot, bare, search, couch, cushions, christmas, us, ready, teens, shop, items, cover, areas, clever, region, such, red, lonely, calvin, klein, order, whitey, tighty, looks, space, comes, laugh, merely, explained, bought, hipster, comfy, entitled, boxer, moron, free, syndrome, stuck, mini, 50, short, nfl, scrolled, soccer, lengthy, said, fish, hold, god, dressed, sub, zero, lucky, wear, play, behavior, purchase, necessary, early, ability, even, site, scene, hovering, explain, wants, whirlpool, softener, help, machines, eye, works, summer, move, sun, fresh, mom, catch, clean, jargon, reason, people, attire, designer, talks, continually, thinking, heads, ingenious, twist, different, electronic, ge, unit, colorado, inopportune, screen, ipod, middle, statements, enjoying, entrance, date, met, minutes, soft, add, touch, oblivious, jeans, member, keys, spilling, standing, staring, hanging, isn, yes, approach, numerous, overlooked, stood, message, friend, often, generation, air, resulting, texting, seen, messages, text, watches, thirty, wee, wonder, dead, entire, dancing, phones, uses, whether, finding, wasn, relative, convey, number, knew, via, everyone, conversations, quite, buzz, certain, pick, husband, won, laughing, especially, manage, da, nose, sneeze, calm, fru, darling, dreaming, replacing, heart, material, kill, honey, pie, mouth, stated, coma, effect, technique, chose, inkling, weight, late, floor, thud, freely, third, final, peace, sleeping, taped, filmed, lying, crazy, months, tackle, nonsense, block, song, usually, walks, lately, winter, layers, jump, occupied, times, handy, store, same, always, portion, bag, pre, stand, show, returned, whilst, slippery, ideas, fore, without, announced, teeth, permission, sorry, offering, offered, double, texture, today, tasted, bake, oven, clear, couldn, snack, cakes, children, sugar, milk, part, conversation, twin, box, ear, managed, grabbed, center, remembered, spongecake, built, dye, deep, seems, tongue, grab, giant, stick, encounter, links, book, 70, grass, greener, fan, most, particularly, fifty, began, impressive, career, best, quiet, clenched, fall, encountered, heading, quasi, phrase, because, contain, slipped, felt, sweat, battle, sweats, environment, closet, hormones, cashmere, ugly, ass, polar, caps, population, states, estimate, 51, 37th, parallel, percentage, united, heated, cool, alone, avalanche, anxiety, missed, ten, shower, 10, requests, rows, stuffed, takes, rendered, pregnant, puerto, later, aircraft, talent, flying, situation, bravarian, spoke, stories, traveling, brew, lesson, assigned, row, brunhilde, translation, hat, airplane, tray, serious, coffee, ceases, amaze, wired, intellect, construction, crossing, caution, tape, hazard, zone, sink, holes, infrastructure, continue, plow, bear, teen, logic, birth, underclothes, training, xl, joe, privilege, spectator, youth, frantically, raced, stairs, power, ranger, panties, urgently, lego, vacuum, forward, frame, harboring, 13, flapping, steps, treasured, featuring, heineken, breeze, measure, growth, maturity, level, shows, prime, independent, enroll, spending, fund, seasonal, private, lay, hidden, beneath, denims, surface, barrage, unmentionables, publicizing, jingles, buttocks, ones, ornaments, fly, touting, balls, miss, sesame, street, muppet, dominating, bvd, empire, fannies, everywhere, tooted, gonzo, trumpet, digress, nestled, peaking, crusty, towels, switched, undergarments, expound, decrease, font, encrypt, magic, enough, photo, helpers, calvins, improved, euro, slim, fit, style, oxy, underpants, neglected, packaging, cafeteria, money, donate, mistake, sunday, registered, above, freezing, carrying, basket, jolting, sleeve, logo, chest, accompanied, knee, length, shorts, flashed, beating, core, piled, tore, crumpled, mass, yelled, yesss, error, judgement, praise, vacationing, hawaii, degrees, pennsylvania, team, wins, included, complete, hoping, offs, seven, upstairs, powerful, technologies, track, development, investigate, functions, connections, connecting, research, reveal, factors, impact, provoke, vulnerabilities, erupt, formative, decline, volume, maturation, 20, hallmark, brief, compiles, garbage, dump, mountainous, seagulls, morsel, socks, acknowledge, hamper
Text of the page (most frequently used words):
the (453), and (224), that (118), his (83), with (75), this (71), was (70), you (64), share (61), for (57), new (51), your (49), out (46), like (40), opens (40), window (40), their (40), are (38), one (38), have (37), twinkie (37), when (36), will (36), from (31), her (30), humor (28), they (28), not (26), there (26), over (25), #facebook (25), would (25), into (25), him (24), how (24), blog (23), all (23), had (22), son (22), menopause (21), time (21), under (20), tumblr (20), pinterest (20), day (20), family (19), charlywalker (18), teens (18), what (18), just (17), think (17), but (17), ding (17), now (16), may (16), comedy (16), off (16), about (16), were (16), could (15), while (15), laundry (15), 2013 (14), down (14), who (14), every (14), only (14), head (14), she (14), captain (14), german (14), mayhem (13), first (13), back (13), after (13), then (13), maybe (13), know (13), been (13), night (13), phone (13), get (12), home (12), might (12), eyes (12), two (12), 2010 (11), 2011 (11), trying (11), satire (11), don (11), through (11), pen (11), which (11), name (11), 2012 (10), filed (10), comments (10), children (10), life (10), loading (10), spread (10), around (10), school (10), onto (10), some (10), make (10), take (10), nothing (10), lost (10), full (9), why (9), has (9), did (9), little (9), than (9), where (9), high (9), can (9), seat (9), briefs (9), other (8), blogger (8), hell (8), tagged (8), hostess (8), cream (8), mutts (8), merlot (8), experience (8), longer (8), cake (8), more (8), something (8), hand (8), side (8), found (8), during (8), days (8), looking (8), dryer (8), november (7), january (7), husbands (7), motherhood (7), own (7), long (7), filling (7), sons (7), face (7), say (7), before (7), car (7), years (7), decided (7), being (7), turn (7), sure (7), arm (7), brain (7), dog (7), snoring (7), snore (7), those (7), bells (7), friends (7), thumbs (7), across (7), language (7), child (7), temperatures (7), april (6), future (6), last (6), college (6), them (6), breath (6), age (6), mother (6), didn (6), kind (6), need (6), well (6), cell (6), possibly (6), causing (6), work (6), right (6), sleep (6), watch (6), want (6), general (6), washer (6), start (6), cause (6), heidleberg (6), freuline (6), flight (6), man (6), plane (6), heat (6), free (5), march (5), july (5), flew (5), next (5), easy (5), eat (5), asked (5), our (5), mentioned (5), going (5), earth (5), too (5), another (5), find (5), guess (5), missing (5), much (5), half (5), came (5), hit (5), covered (5), second (5), still (5), word (5), between (5), got (5), house (5), clothes (5), wet (5), body (5), cold (5), its (5), tried (5), door (5), fabric (5), idea (5), dress (5), gym (5), facing (5), pillow (5), bring (5), here (5), bed (5), morning (5), action (5), however (5), minute (5), speaking (5), ahead (5), room (5), ludwiga (5), past (5), title (5), passenger (5), global (5), warming (5), erma (5), women (5), pair (5), boxers (5), site (4), wordpress (4), com (4), sign (4), green (4), top (4), use (4), email (4), enter (4), keep (4), break (4), pack (4), come (4), thing (4), left (4), yellow (4), turned (4), put (4), watched (4), held (4), few (4), taking (4), seem (4), until (4), size (4), fact (4), barely (4), try (4), year (4), old (4), white (4), glass (4), once (4), remember (4), never (4), lie (4), words (4), change (4), leave (4), dogs (4), thought (4), shut (4), reach (4), moment (4), open (4), black (4), front (4), line (4), myself (4), way (4), sit (4), woman (4), massive (4), softener (4), four (4), holding (4), case (4), smart (4), phones (4), wearing (4), crew (4), each (4), received (4), amazing (4), wireless (4), electric (4), feet (4), oxygen (4), officer (4), class (4), ice (4), imagine (4), internal (4), rest (4), shirt (4), manage (3), log (3), subscribe (3), 2009 (3), written (3), june (3), august (3), september (3), payphone (3), snack (3), cakes (3), bake (3), oven (3), carry (3), buy (3), freezer (3), since (3), grade (3), holiday (3), should (3), fingers (3), wanted (3), taste (3), having (3), took (3), bite (3), lacked (3), gave (3), bit (3), went (3), news (3), palm (3), give (3), twinkies (3), become (3), sweet (3), itself (3), hear (3), public (3), mind (3), anything (3), let (3), made (3), sense (3), jordan (3), yourself (3), living (3), doing (3), told (3), getting (3), aviation (3), brought (3), attack (3), process (3), destination (3), outside (3), bank (3), walk (3), roll (3), refuses (3), sits (3), gets (3), below (3), always (3), hour (3), lot (3), happens (3), run (3), weather (3), harder (3), piece (3), keyboard (3), write (3), faster (3), airline (3), showed (3), lead (3), snog (3), again (3), minor (3), remain (3), method (3), victim (3), fell (3), behind (3), matter (3), person (3), due (3), does (3), blogging (3), texting (3), figure (3), game (3), communication (3), opposable (3), someone (3), collegiate (3), hours (3), members (3), afternoon (3), pairs (3), programmed (3), away (3), learned (3), happened (3), upon (3), whirlpool (3), voice (3), throughout (3), household (3), clothing (3), load (3), happen (3), end (3), see (3), hands (3), world (3), puerto (3), skills (3), looked (3), unattended (3), sitting (3), table (3), very (3), pull (3), seated (3), broken (3), boy (3), hot (3), proceeded (3), eight (3), these (3), sat (3), female (3), based (3), notice (3), experiencing (3), grass (3), greener (3), septic (3), grey (3), titles (3), menopausal (3), melting (3), underwear (3), read (3), area (3), sweater (3), cotton (3), plan (3), wrong (3), worn (3), santa (3), started (2), view (2), content (2), subscribed (2), join (2), 106 (2), subscribers (2), material (2), without (2), permission (2), links (2), clear (2), via (2), original (2), december (2), february (2), 2014 (2), bunch (2), wash (2), nest (2), backfield (2), motion (2), address (2), food (2), fillings (2), enjoy (2), said (2), such (2), alive (2), deep (2), standing (2), stick (2), encounter (2), purchase (2), tasted (2), spongecake (2), dye (2), grab (2), met (2), giant (2), generation (2), part (2), red (2), seems (2), different (2), remembered (2), couldn (2), tongue (2), returned (2), twin (2), center (2), chose (2), witness (2), spilling (2), texture (2), built (2), store (2), thirty (2), box (2), ear (2), managed (2), double (2), stand (2), grabbed (2), whether (2), offering (2), same (2), lengthy (2), conversation (2), six (2), statements (2), reason (2), sorry (2), quite (2), sugar (2), coma (2), also (2), milk (2), needed (2), offered (2), today (2), soft (2), pre (2), birthday (2), pie (2), mom (2), please (2), post (2), god (2), teeth (2), friend (2), wear (2), stated (2), announced (2), videogames (2), transportation (2), shawshank (2), schwann (2), purse (2), teller (2), hbo (2), gaming (2), cars (2), bags (2), slippery (2), ideas (2), middle (2), fore (2), block (2), floor (2), final (2), heads (2), inopportune (2), show (2), fish (2), keys (2), whilst (2), bag (2), portion (2), devoured (2), lying (2), stood (2), times (2), handy (2), space (2), walks (2), lately (2), winter (2), months (2), layers (2), jump (2), occupied (2), song (2), order (2), usually (2), tackle (2), nonsense (2), question (2), scent (2), polyester (2), logs (2), wide (2), decorative (2), throw (2), pillows (2), funk (2), sarcasm (2), eye (2), yes (2), nose (2), crazy (2), sleeping (2), filmed (2), taped (2), third (2), works (2), peace (2), freely (2), late (2), kill (2), thud (2), carpet (2), merely (2), search (2), darling (2), dreaming (2), approach (2), technique (2), inkling (2), weight (2), especially (2), husband (2), effect (2), number (2), oblivious (2), mouth (2), laughter (2), heart (2), everyone (2), thinking (2), laughing (2), replacing (2), uses (2), fru (2), sneeze (2), calm (2), hovering (2), buzz (2), won (2), ships (2), navy (2), kentucky (2), fried (2), wings (2), freshman (2), staring (2), pick (2), play (2), certain (2), knew (2), hold (2), people (2), conversations (2), finding (2), wasn (2), relative (2), convey (2), point (2), hanging (2), dancing (2), date (2), wonder (2), message (2), dead (2), entire (2), text (2), messages (2), wee (2), watches (2), electronic (2), air (2), resulting (2), short (2), seen (2), screen (2), add (2), privy (2), often (2), isn (2), snuggle (2), siri (2), socks (2), garbage (2), dump (2), era (2), dreft (2), bounce (2), whistles (2), bay (2), naples (2), apple (2), numerous (2), overlooked (2), couch (2), soccer (2), entrance (2), member (2), ipod (2), jeans (2), touch (2), minutes (2), enjoying (2), looks (2), clean (2), machines (2), invading (2), unit (2), colorado (2), twist (2), comes (2), foot (2), ingenious (2), talks (2), equipped (2), continually (2), attire (2), designer (2), jargon (2), fresh (2), catch (2), necessary (2), help (2), scene (2), summer (2), move (2), sun (2), lonely (2), wants (2), explain (2), heidlberg (2), america (2), figures (2), rico (2), translation (2), united (2), talent (2), coffee (2), hat (2), airplane (2), cushions (2), row (2), tray (2), spoke (2), serious (2), situation (2), because (2), clenched (2), missed (2), ability (2), ten (2), lesson (2), bravarian (2), later (2), ready (2), battle (2), brunhilde (2), scrolled (2), felt (2), brew (2), slipped (2), assigned (2), traveling (2), alone (2), began (2), stuffed (2), requests (2), stories (2), flying (2), aircraft (2), encountered (2), pregnant (2), quiet (2), quasi (2), explained (2), particularly (2), shower (2), career (2), rows (2), caps (2), takes (2), small (2), rendered (2), anxiety (2), early (2), fast (2), areas (2), contain (2), wheel (2), fortune (2), tank (2), system (2), nelly (2), bombeck (2), arizona (2), books (2), fifty (2), hormones (2), avalanche (2), best (2), polar (2), region (2), sub (2), zero (2), heated (2), cool (2), environment (2), even (2), dressed (2), percentage (2), 37th (2), parallel (2), fan (2), population (2), states (2), estimate (2), sweats (2), closet (2), syndrome (2), cashmere (2), ugly (2), ass (2), sweat (2), pants (2), fall (2), heading (2), phrase (2), present (2), laugh (2), book (2), cover (2), entitled (2), most (2), clever (2), impressive (2), sesame (2), street (2), power (2), muppet (2), behavior (2), lucky (2), mini (2), nfl (2), whitey (2), tighty (2), bare (2), stuck (2), items (2), bought (2), calvin (2), klein (2), comfy (2), hipster (2), moron (2), boxer (2), style (2), christmas (2), shop (2), holidays (2), design, collapse, bar, subscriptions, reader, report, privacy, already, account, create, website, theme, stacey, leung, girl, cetera, rated, disclosure, unauthorized, duplication, express, strictly, prohibited, excerpts, acceptable, provided, credit, given, appropriate, specific, direction, october, archives, tweets, ellcyd, receive, notifications, posts, subscription, page, previous, entries, science, link, selling, 5000, ebay, simple, request, freeze, owner, heard, epiphany, pass, generations, responded, grieves, priced, shelf, fermenting, skimp, icing, spat, wad, chemicals, napkin, remains, licking, sticky, crumbs, smile, thanked, profusely, drove, explaining, grew, expounded, differences, gap, defamed, imposter, lacking, character, successfully, separating, glasses, indicator, difficulties, cutbacks, followed, gluing, agents, deflated, expectation, basic, ingredient, popularity, anticipation, opening, licked, assuming, protocol, moments, examined, appeared, orange, airy, fluffiness, flexed, sag, bend, wrestled, rubbery, pulled, apart, unbaked, cooked, watt, bulb, aisle, searched, packet, none, apparently, twelve, grinning, spot, toward, checkout, bigger, price, society, indulged, guilty, young, course, objected, ended, board, 1933, extinct, saddens, declare, bankruptcy, repay, creditors, abundance, developed, resume, besides, clogging, coronaries, sending, costarring, movies, grease, die, hard, ghostbusters, wound, courtroom, 1979, murder, trial, harvey, dan, claimed, overdosed, acting, delusional, influence, hmm, chum, larger, spongy, oozing, ever, sugary, processed, chocolate, siblings, baked, tart, fruit, dong, thank, impeccably, arteries, defense, coming, feel, flatter, 888, hate, entitlement, continual, referencing, consent, thrown, legal, soon, carries, pleased, armpit, gritted, mocks, scripture, smiled, needing, stupid, nice, ink, appointment, extra, tattoo, whistle, prepare, return, outdoors, cells, banks, wait, conclusion, scenario, gathering, stimulate, task, prove, hazardous, depending, surroundings, many, afflatus, shampoo, showering, scrubbing, scalp, stimulates, whips, bath, dripping, towel, sliding, towards, spotted, countertop, land, tile, fours, locate, retrieve, risked, bumping, header, pipe, exhaust, fate, vanished, resurface, inequity, blindly, receptacle, recapture, initial, brainstorm, leads, dropped, adjacent, accessories, crisis, spill, watching, mightier, satchel, surrender, deposit, addition, employee, reprimands, check, offers, vacancy, camo, teasing, grasp, arthritic, sticking, partially, opened, tip, leaving, mark, manicure, unattainable, clutch, zipper, pocketbook, inevitably, monster, abyss, hole, lining, eleventh, rush, digging, bottomless, pit, inspiration, random, jot, frequently, driving, circling, parking, averting, grocery, carts, searching, far, concerned, avoids, nasty, withhold, potty, camel, craving, oasis, drag, visits, law, drive, sleet, arrive, warmed, smells, strip, soaked, step, equipment, formally, wookie, building, motivation, prisoner, sing, synapses, sync, elliptical, stress, coerce, believe, hiatus, series, featured, thoughts, escaped, tunneled, andy, dufresne, sewers, stinks, sandman, eurythmics, noise, rolls, fade, pumpkin, confusion, color, breathing, expiring, snuffle, shuffle, tune, drives, says, heavens, presentation, jiggled, awake, deny, apnea, glory, video, modus, operandi, proof, formula, master, ritual, provide, slumbering, evidence, accused, disturbing, ful, wife, denies, hone, sweetums, chili, peppers, loaded, burrito, thus, administering, love, tap, helping, jalapeno, adjust, quips, eurythmic, lyric, killed, puffs, winces, squinting, guilt, pushed, blew, landing, visit, west, staying, relatives, extended, prop, enables, quieting, rumbling, gasps, sleepless, seattle, achy, breaky, retractable, limb, snortims, repeatedly, jumps, slightest, turning, sometimes, calls, arms, utilized, dealing, unconscious, tipping, scales, snacking, repercussions, using, tactic, three, week, muffle, clamor, emitting, palate, affect, neighboring, mate, beamed, betty, davis, deniably, exactly, honey, adding, muffler, spills, suppress, batt, contains, airspace, truly, fiber, filled, knows, doesn, smother, feathers, smirks, coos, deformed, microfoam, asks, incrusted, particles, mere, threat, jest, recidivist, hog, awoke, hurled, ginormous, ure, semi, cure, turbulent, turbinates, east, resistant, venue, chooses, pausing, inhale, doom, waiting, exhale, schnoz, occupying, sawed, saw, emanating, nostrils, rhythmic, rhino, band, breaths, floodgates, airway, relentlessly, raining, pouring, stop, kicked, hills, sound, technology, shipyard, business, moping, obsolete, wander, controls, ill, forgotten, xbox, collecting, dust, childhood, opossable, conditioned, replacement, battery, arrives, incommunicado, faulty, prevented, changes, handled, less, expected, affects, possible, cellular, detox, network, disruption, breakdown, therefore, rendering, speechless, forth, responses, twenty, confirm, dance, speak, together, related, talk, congregated, explains, silent, assemble, texted, messaged, pinged, readiness, working, emphasis, repetitive, contact, info, dialed, arrangements, witnessed, sentences, silence, multitude, chimed, unison, sounding, alarms, signaling, functional, ceremonial, considerable, significance, scored, armada, whom, toll, shouts, urgent, shared, amongst, mates, fleet, unable, syllable, damnity, forenoon, clanging, bell, pattern, smartie, modulate, watchman, ship, yard, sounds, olden, sailing, timed, struck, xyz, amok, fritz, waves, collide, wave, severed, connection, adheres, circuit, ive, virtual, greased, lightening, sucking, slip, slidin, beat, lol, ttyl, pos, arent, ver, houlder, grateful, lines, thousands, bosom, buddy, status, thinks, spend, stalking, creeping, infamous, monty, displayed, revered, sneak, peak, sister, stumbled, commenting, died, weeks, ago, dummy, quit, waher, electri, puppies, wine, ously, send, texts, motherly, instructions, refrigerator, close, damn, program, lip, gloss, buried, pile, dresser, wallet, counter, kindly, remove, muddy, cleats, install, commands, implanted, alerts, activate, individually, formatted, pooh, poohing, matriarch, cyclic, electronics, escaping, demands, completed, timely, manner, instruct, prompt, ignore, forgot, pocket, ferment, oohhh, mama, mad, ultra, tones, personal, call, directive, kick, harsher, attributes, ignores, command, periodic, follow, ups, reminders, good, hope, reached, altitude, five, blocking, delay, obtaining, special, tonight, relax, smelly, penetrate, itune, sporadic, reminding, hood, lurking, hallways, headsets, listening, jour, ask, capable, breaking, leisurely, banging, music, interrupts, inflight, movie, describe, mountains, flick, awaited, punch, deus, machina, engulfed, departed, matt, damon, shot, groceries, drop, ground, camera, pans, bootie, glued, culprit, breaks, update, machine, contacting, version, talking, appliances, machinery, chime, keister, intermittent, beep, starts, loud, silences, nano, seconds, breather, warning, finished, assortment, strewn, rooms, washed, ashore, tsunami, abrasive, scour, real, venting, clogged, filter, kids, finish, xtra, materials, dooty, blind, domestic, sector, forced, launder, garments, tide, chore, cheer, sooner, wisk, tedious, deed, idle, gain, agonizing, compiles, mountainous, seagulls, morsel, acknowledge, hamper, overflowing, volcano, looming, flock, awaits, daily, meal, detergent, except, airlines, flightattendants, attendants, airplanes, skies, constantly, levels, slight, impairment, classes, adept, handling, within, nations, twice, volunteering, hyperbolic, cap, serve, army, waving, makeshift, crevice, walked, munchkin, calmly, playing, lad, costly, urchin, toys, fists, shaped, hindenburg, proudly, native, fully, comprehend, strudel, frantic, cushion, rests, spewed, reich, kept, shouting, belt, fastened, leveled, tapped, secret, knock, cockpit, entered, frazzled, described, uniform, presumed, flyer, story, reassured, touted, accomplished, deciding, flip, coin, encompassed, freshly, brewed, cup, toss, correct, handle, agitated, state, decipher, inquired, rattle, descriptions, speed, filtered, tough, decide, skip, gigantic, terms, stayed, focused, familiar, basics, gathered, dialect, elected, translate, meant, notoriously, autographed, homework, moniker, xoxo, hildy, shortened, lulu, tag, situated, desk, following, herself, gleefully, note, newly, deutschland, meet, parents, senior, stew, seemed, distressed, awaiting, textbook, auf, deutsch, recall, hello, student, cute, frilly, names, anja, brigitte, gretchen, hated, requisitions, suggestion, denied, interrupted, european, beer, adventure, belch, forgetting, fault, proficiency, accredited, credentials, difficult, utilize, rican, miami, islands, york, attendant, any, fluent, liebchen, naturally, jumped, chance, teacher, anecdotal, local, hofrbrauhaus, abroad, mention, wreaked, attempt, spanish, picked, san, juan, attention, art, inept, braxton, hicks, attempted, themselves, quizzical, look, espanol, repertoire, hefty, contributor, demeanor, bilingual, telling, stow, belly, safe, bambino, overhead, compartment, tell, frustrating, convince, non, english, everything, fine, racing, cabin, pulling, pins, secured, canisters, reserved, cures, hangover, empty, disguise, afore, nights, festivities, mint, forgo, peeks, 000, staged, bloody, mary, screaming, babies, smoking, beyond, suspect, carribean, mai, tai, escargot, mushrooms, nor, pounding, dehydration, jet, engines, lack, tanks, located, designated, seats
Text of the page (random words):
their worn denims only to surface when they bring their laundry home for the holidays it s amazing the barrage of unmentionables i happen upon publicizing clever jingles across their buttocks region such as santa where s my ho s or how about the ones with the red and green ornaments spread over the fly area touting like my balls oh how i miss those sesame street days when it was a muppet dominating the bvd empire and little fannies everywhere tooted gonzo s trumpet from behind oh but i digress my son brought his christmas break laundry home and nestled on top peaking out from under some crusty towels sat a lonely pair of white briefs i asked my son as to when he switched his undergarments from boxers to briefs and then proceeded to expound on how calvin klein will have to decrease the font size in order to encrypt their holiday magic across those whitey tighty s looks like there might be just enough space in the front to photo shop in one of santa s helpers nothing comes between me and my calvins how can it there s no room my son didn t laugh he merely explained how he bought the wrong kind and he was looking for the new and improved euro slim fit hipster comfy style entitled boxer briefs boxer briefs the oxy moron of the underpants world bought the wrong kind the moron who neglected to read the packaging and fell victim to the buy one get one free syndrome who is now stuck with eight pairs of calvin klein s never to be worn again mini briefs at 19 50 a pair guess who will be comfy in his hipster briefs sitting in the school cafeteria with no money to eat my plan was to donate the items and write off the mistake however one sunday afternoon the temperatures in our area registered just above freezing and while i was carrying the laundry basket down to the laundry room i notice my son jolting out of his room wearing a short sleeve t shirt with an nfl logo scrolled across his chest accompanied by knee length soccer shorts and in bare feet he flashed past me beating me to the laundry room he stuck his lengthy arm into the core of his piled clothing and tore out a white cotton crumpled mass and held it high in his palm and yelled yesss i said son that is the whitey tighty error in judgement you are now holding why did you just fish that pair out from the rest of your laundry and hold it up to the underwear god in praise and why are you dressed like you are vacationing in hawaii when it s sub zero degrees in pennsylvania it s game day and these are my lucky clothes every time i wear this my nfl team wins and the mini briefs those are included in my lucky clothes they complete me here s hoping they make the play offs you have seven more pairs upstairs there are i m sure powerful new technologies to track a 19 year old s development to investigate their brain functions and connections when they are connecting and i m sure this research will reveal factors that impact a teens behavior that might provoke vulnerabilities and cause an erupt purchase of the wrong kind of underwear to only be worn on game day at 19 50 at pair i know that during the formative years there is a decline in volume of grey matter which i found out is necessary for maturation however i did read that a turn around happens in their early 20 s and one of the hallmark s of this turn in behavior is the ability to plan ahead even if your sons plan ahead may be brief s spread the humor share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 12 53 am filed under 1 comedy humor laundromat motherhood mayhem muppet s satire comedy family teens children tagged boxers briefs college power rangers sesame street 14 comments november 5 2013 blogger n hell one of my favorite authors wrote a book in the 70 s entitled the grass is always greener over the septic tank i was barely out of high school when i became a big fan of erma bombeck i found her to be one of the most clever humorists on this globe and was particularly enchanted that she was nearing fifty when her books began to orbit the planet impressive she built her career with articles which lead to best sellers based on her suburban home life possibly some whilst in the midst of menopause most impressive i loved her her work and often wondered how she might have come up with the novel idea of the a fore mentioned title i asked myself if maybe she was just sitting outside taking a quiet moment from the chaos of motherhood to watch the grass grow or perhaps chasing after the crazy dog that ran out of the house with a bra clenched between his canines and tripped over the cesspool cover causing a fall face down onto a greener pasture like i encountered however the case i commend her creative thought imagine that book s title had erma lived on the public sewer system my blog titles may not make sense to anyone but me my format is to think of the heading first then eventually fill in the puzzle with pieces of nonsense quasi truths and an added touch of experience and observation for example blogger n hell i think of the expression hotter n hell and obviously replacing a word in the phrase with the term blog either in past present or future tense my idea for this technique is not ingenious for i was new to the blogging world and had no idea at the time what in the hell i was doing the titles i came up with stem from a catch phrase or maybe a song or some slogan i overheard while shopping for eggs then i laugh to myself as i enter the letters onto my keyboard to layout the post heading i am smiling because i have no inkling what the body of the blog will contain i am a massive free floater the title blogger n hell made me think of heat not satan s fiery hell but the earth s climate in general summer has past and the fall s atmospheric conditions showed signs of sun and wind ergo i decided to dress warmly today i grabbed last seasons leggings and covered them with a sweater dress slipped on some wilted suede boots and a leather jacket to head outside and walk the dog i barely got down to the end of the lane when i felt the sweat forming at the temples of my tinted hairline i should have watched the morning news as the weather person predicted temperatures in the 70 s lately i have been having difficulty with the fluctuation of temperatures and i don t mean of the external kind menopause and i are having a temporary battle of the bulge and sweats which do not coincide with the rest of the environment my intrinsic meteorologist has its own agenda this attack of my internal global warming is causing a meltdown of decision making every time i enter my closet to dress for the day i spin my wardrobe wheel of fortune to help with the days pick of attire as i listen to the hormones whispering their yays or nays while my tempered hands glide across fabrics i sense the goldilocks syndrome chiming in this cashmere sweater is too hot this cotton shirt is too cold this ugly ass pair of sweat pants is juuussst right so i put on the cotton shirt pull the cashmere sweater over my head and jump into the ugly ass sweats as i give the rest of my closet the finger temperatures rising and falling biologically can explain certain side effects a woman in her fifties might encounter that cause her thought process to detour or stray for instance someone in the drones of menopause may start the day off at her computer wanting to write about global warming in relation to the earth but end up in stead twisting her genre to center around her hot flashes when i keyed in the title blogger n hell i was going to rant about the cause or causes of global warming from my viewpoint ok here goes personally i think the polar ice caps are melting due to the fact that has been overlooked for a long time in 2010 the population of the states was 308 7 million and i read a stat that showed a rough estimate that 49 are male and 51 are female of the 51 of females around 26 are women between the ages of 45 and 64 now if i may estimate or guess timate to divide the country in half lengthwise and roughly focus solely on the female population in the 45 64 age group that dwell below the 37th parallel i might inject a reasonable fact that maybe just maybe a very high percentage of these women could possibly be experiencing symptoms or are in full blown menopause and keep in mind the geographical area of where they live southern california arizona texas and florida to name just a few parts of the united states that harbor temperatures in triple digits that can process humidity which will frizz the near bald head of a new born now here s my theory as to why all this is melting away if you are experiencing menopause under normal temperatures even in the dead of a winter blizzard you will find yourself dressed in your home in nothing but your underwear the rest of your family will be appropriately attired and dialing their cellphones to reach a psychiatric unit to commit you so imagine the percentage of women aged 45 64 that reside in the unbearable heated climates below the 37th parallel going through menopause and looking for a place to cool off and fan their internal heat fueled by a hormonal imbalance imagine where to go to retreat the heat they all move residence to the polar region all 26 4 migrate to places like the yukon territory siberia antarctica or the icebox of the nation fraser colorado imagine all those menopausal women that have been basking in sunshine and heat for the majority of their lives taking refuge in sub zero temperatures to seek relief soaking their over heated bodies into the cool temps offered up by jack frost this could react in a massive menopausal melting pot why the internal heat alone from this 26 4 would radiate into the alps causing an avalanche of epic proportion this internal heat filters out of the menopausal body into the frozen environment as women scream out their cries of joy ice ice baby this my blogger friends is the cause of global warming i m sure erma would agree maybe she d a had another best seller with titles that include the ice melts faster if you sit on it or menopause into the white the other side of fifty shades of grey or my hormones caused an avalanche over alaska or high anxiety or incontinence the eighth continent erma would have a hay day she d be dancing around to nelly lyrics spread the humor share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 2 43 am filed under 1 books cell phones comedy dogs menopause and humor mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands satire comedy family teens children tagged al gore arizona blogger blogger friends erma bombeck global warming menopause nelly septic system the grass is always greener over the septic tank wheel of fortune 5 comments november 2 2013 one flew over the blog s nest i am amazed every day how fast time passes why it seems like only yesterday i was jumping into my size 4 designer jeans and meeting up with friends for an evening of fun and frolic that lingered into the wee hours where you would stumble home just in time to change your shoes to start another days work maybe spritz a little body spray over the missed areas from your ten second shower then shake your locks into a full upright position and grab anything from the fridge that didn t contain mold and dangle it between your teeth as you start up the cold car to head out to your 10 hour day of public service amazing how one could disguise the afore nights festivities with a little make up and a breath mint but then who would notice if you forgo the morning shower when your career peeks at 35 000 feet staged with bloody mary requests screaming babies and smoking beyond rows 24 not one passenger would suspect that you had been out the night before enjoying carribean mai tai s and escargot stuffed in mushrooms caps until 2 a m not a one nor would they notice the pounding a head takes from dehydration jet engines and lack of oxygen oxygen small green tanks located behind designated rows of seats that are inspected and rendered full before each flight takes off for their destination rendered full unless the crew that occupied the plane before you happened to be out the night before their flight or on a rare occasion some passenger required a portion of that bottled gas for a minor complaint like anxiety or maybe a few heart palpitations or in one case a woman experiencing early contractions right after take off with nothing but two hours of ocean waters ahead i will tell you this there is nothing more frustrating as you try to convince a non english speaking pregnant passenger that everything will be just fine while racing through the cabin pulling pins on secured o2 canisters and finding them all empty nothing particularly since i had reserved one for myself nothing cures a hangover like a little fresh air it was at that moment i had decided to attempt some spanish that i picked up on while based in san juan puerto rico i sat with the pregnant passenger and held her attention with the art of my inept broken language she seem to calm down as her braxton hicks attempted to quiet themselves the quizzical look that spread across her face as i proceeded with my quasi espanol repertoire may have been a hefty contributor to her new found demeanor as it was later explained to me by a bilingual passenger that i was telling her to stow her belly under the seat and the aircraft is safe with her bambino in the overhead compartment it wasn t my fault i lacked proficiency in that language i was 19 and a half and had four years of an accredited language to my credentials german it was very difficult trying to utilize my german speaking talent on a plane full of puerto rican s flying into miami however i did happen across a situation where my bravarian skills came in handy there was an unattended child on the aircraft flying from the islands to new york and he only spoke german the head flight attendant asked if any crew member was fluent in the little liebchen s language so naturally i jumped at the chance to show off the a i received from my high school german teacher freuline heidleberg i gave her that title based on all her anecdotal stories about the local hofrbrauhaus she encountered while traveling abroad not to mention her breath wreaked of brew ha ha during class time the deutschland child was all of eight years of age and traveling alone to meet his parents at his destination the senior stew mentioned to me that he seemed distressed while seated in his first class seat awaiting take off as i sat next to him i started the conversation with my learned textbook from grade 10 auf deutsch i began with what i could recall from lesson one hello my name is ludwiga what is your n...
|
