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surrounding her 40 31 40 wynter gordon buy my love last year s believer proved that wynter had promise and she makes good on that promise with this ode to becoming a kept woman 39 rebecca black friday somewhere in the past nine months this song went from a hilarious joke to heralding the arrival of the next big teen pop star whether you think it s a classic or a sign of the apocalypse rebecca carries this song with her infectious personality and the ability to sing the silliest lyrics alive tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes afterward with a straight face 38 taio cruz featuring kylie minogue higher this track is all about kylie she elevates this flaccid taio solo into a sexy sultry duet 37 frankmusik the fear inside vincent first attempt at a more commercial sound it didn t exactly set the charts ablaze but it did solidify him in my mind as one of the few legitimately great male pop stars we have today 36 frankmusik colette carr no i d in this age of guest rappers and female popstars belting choruses on rap songs no i d is one of the few legitimate duets around vincent colette s chemistry is blazing turning this simple pop track into a repeat worthy jam 35 robyn call your girlfriend she still makes the best dancing through the tears pop songs and the video is to die for 34 joe mcelderry someone wake me up la joe finally found success as classic joe this year an unfortunate situation it would appear as this means that popstar joe is more or less on permanent hiatus how sad who in the fuck actually prefers him doing opera shit over stuff like someone wake me up 33 agnes don t go breaking my heart agnes of the carlsson variety thankfully returned to the music world with this in your face jam that opening riff is legendary in its own right 32 rhianna featuring calvin harris we found love i originally fell in love with this song because it showed off rihanna in a subtly different light pushing herself away from the hard edge of the rated r era and the back to commercial ness of the loud era to something far more dj rave friendly but i stayed interested in this song was because hidden under the insane harris production there s a tender almost mournful love story about falling out of love 31 florence the machine shake it out florence is an artist i tend to admire more than i actually like but there s something honest and ever so gripping about this power ballad 30 21 30 alexandra stan mr saxobeat it s exactly the type of eurotrash pop song most people who know nothing about european pop music assume all european pop music is yet i can t help but be infatuated with saxobeat for the very same reasons it s hated 29 katy perry e t outside of the album track circle the drain this is by far katy perry s most adult track and the fact that she picked it as a single at all over the pandering peacock is further proof of her maturity as both an artist and an icon 28 dev in the dark dev s limited vocal range works far better in this sexy track than in bass down low or in any of her umpteen featuring credits during the year 27 foster the people pumped up kicks have we come across a unicorn with foster the people an act both the indie kids and the pop lovers can agree on i couldn t begin to tell you what this song is about and it s low key nature would normally annoy the hell out of me but like most of what foster the people does it just works sometimes you just can t explain it 26 take that love love who knew that in 2011 not only would i care about take that post back for good but i would also actually really love one of their new songs the world is tricky like that sometimes 25 jessie j do it like a dude forget about the annoying wailing twat she has become for a brief second jessie j looked the toughest pop star to come along in ages with this hard as nails anthem 24 ola all over the world this swedish import was released in ola s homeland back in 2010 but made it s way to the uk this year it s three and a half minutes of pure unadulterated joy aka everything a pop song of this nature should be 23 britney spears till the world ends if the upcoming apocalypse in december 2012 is anywhere near as amazing as this song the world will be ending on a high note 22 christina perri jar of hearts one of those tragic old fashioned ballads that come along every few years and knocks the socks off everyone perri s version will no doubt become the standard but jar of hearts is so brilliantly written nearly anyone can sing it and sound like they are a legend 21 the wanted glad you came every bit as poised as california gurls to be an easy summertime anthem but with a wicked deviant sense of humor and clever wordplay thanks in part to co writer ed drewett posted by dame james at 5 45 pm no comments labels best of 2011 beyonce britney spears frankmusik god save the british joe mcelderry katy perry pop music rebecca black rihanna the wanted the 8 hotties of hanukkah jesse eisenberg to celebrate hanukkah and my love of jewish men i thought it would be fun to bring you a sexy jew every night at sundown in honor of each day of hanukkah a big thank you goes out to fuck yeah jewish men for bringing some men to my attention who i had no idea were jewish for this first night of the festival of lights i chose perhaps the most notorious young jew in hollywood jesse eisenberg although not traditionally good looking there s a lot to be said about his quick wit and charming personality not to mention his bromance with andy garfield we love him in these parts and wouldn t mind if he took a chance on this gentile right here mazel tov posted by dame james at 5 02 pm 3 comments labels boys boys boys holidays jesse eisenberg sunday december 18 2011 100 hot men and a dame 87 tyson beckford 87 tyson beckford occupation model nationality american age 41 best known for being one of the best known male supermodels in the world and for a select group of people hosting the short lived bravo series make me a supermodel joining me for this entry is my favorite and hopefully yours as well green haired illegal immigrant from mexico pablo follow him on twitter here he really came through for me so much love to him have fun reading this adorably schizo entry dame james when did you first encounter tyson and if it wasn t love at first sight when did you fall in love with him pablo i probably saw him first in a fashion editorial in some magazine but the first time i really payed attention to him was in the flaw free video of toxic and yes he was smoking for being a chocolate man i could just imagine myself at the back of his bike rubbing his arms me rocking of course a red wig and leather pants dj maybe it s because i only saw the toxic video a couple times when the song was current but it wasn t until i saw the video again that i realized he was in it usually britney s typical guy has long greasy hair and looks like your typical country bumpkin see also both ex mr britneys it s a nice change of pace to see him in her video especially on a motorcycle i would not mind for a moment trading places with britney i know i first must have seen him in some random fashion editorial as well but i would be unable to pinpoint it specifically the first time i ever remember being attracted to him though was on this america s next top model rip off called make me a supermodel he was the tyra banks to 14 or so aspiring male and female model i know the show was about the models and some of those men were smokin but dayum tyson was always the hottest his arms must be his trademark because they always look great busting out of the tight shirts he wears did you ever see the show or were you too busy trying to sneak into the country to watch tv p i did watch make me a supermodel both seasons and he was smoking there as well no i wasn t too busy trying to sneak into the country i was already in obviously we don t get those kinda shows in mexico i like his arms yes and his pecs and his abs he has one of those bodies that you just wanna lick expecting for him to slowly melt in your mouth and have this delicious savory chocolate taste dj silly me for thinking mexico would watch the american version of make me a supermodel with all of those gringos they d have their own version and they would probably compete to star on a telenovella he does have a very lickable body doesn t he oddly enough that would be my first instinct as well just a question though you do realize that just because he s black it doesn t mean he tastes like chocolate right p i know he is not gonna taste like chocolate but i can dream i know he will taste like caramel dj so imagine tyson and tyra are going head to head on the runway what do you think that would look like p if tyson and tyra would go head to head in the runway um i ve read that they are really good friends and judging from last night s america s next top model i would say they are cause tyra sucked on his thumb that was disturbing although tyson is a god i would pick tyra as crazy as she is she has a gorgeous face minus the flat screen forehead and i m a sucker for women in fashion but that runway would look like a chocolate fountain fulled of muscles boobs and tyra s ego dj tyra sucked on his thumb god i love that crazy bitch i m also wildly envious of her and i d have to agree that tyra would win she would do whatever it takes to win then when she did win she wouldn t let tyson forget it because tyra knows that tyra is the best p yes they were making this movie editorial about her book modelland and of course she was the main character named wait for it tookie she s this awkward wannabe model with one green eye and one brown eye who falls in love with this guy played by tyson and since she is so awkward and unlucky in love of course the first thing she does is suck on his thumb because you know everyone sucks a thumb on a first date i d suck that thumb dj oh tyra that s literally all i can say to that and i love how tyra has even hijacked this conversation about tyson p she s awful right look at her getting into our conversations that s the power of tyra for you but yes tyson is one sexy man he really is that smile he has and those little eyes he is just a dreamy man like he would make the perfect hot boyfriend that everyone s jealous of but your friends don t know why is he dating you dj i don t know about you but he d be dating me because i put out and what about you do you like to imagine tyson tastes like chocolate posted by dame james at 7 34 am no comments labels 100 hot men and a dame boys boys boys models tyra banks tyson beckford sunday december 11 2011 10 things i hate about new year s eve i learned a lot about myself and life in general while watching new year s eve the other night no it was nothing in the movie that got me even though it tried fucking hard to turn the holiday and the ball drop into a philosophical statement on life and beginnings and triumphing past adversity rather i gleaned from the whole experience two important things first i need to start questioning my decision making skills now that i m on a fixed income and don t have money to waste on absolute shit secondly no matter how bad i make my life sound it s still nowhere near as terrible as this film new year s eve is an easy f no bones about it but let s countdown from 10 to 1 like on new year s eve get it it s a very subtle metaphor for how the new year holds all the promise for a fantastic year ahead the absolute worst things about this trash 10 the funniest thing in the movie happens during the credits new year s eve was so lacking in actual jokes zefron sofia vergara both wrung laughs out of their presence and way with words not because of what was actually written that the bloopers which accompanied the credits were actually funnier than anything in the movie and it s pretty sad that zefron dancing for a 90 seconds and a joke involving jessica biel giving birth to copies of valentine s day were the most memorable parts of the movie 09 the swankinator slaying her way to oscar glory since 1999 listen i ll stan for the swankinator and her shameless mugging for oscar attention anytime anywhere but the girl cannot do comedy she looks so bloody uncomfortable trying to be loose and spontaneous and i swear she was so rigid i thought at moments she was turning into brandon teena again plus who else was looking forward to her hooking up luda unlikeliest coupling in the history of couples i think so 08 robert deniro what a debbie downer not only was deniro saddled with the one depressing story line in the film but the film cut to his story line at all of the most inappropriate places seriously the film would go from a scene of efron and pfeiffer being all charming and full of life crossing off something on her bucket list to deniro lying in his bed hooked up to life support galore and decaying before our very eyes i get that the screenwriter was trying to force some really important topics into her fluffy screenplay but cut to them at more appropriate times it made deniro look like more of a buzzkill than he did in all of his scorsese movies combined 07 the makeup abigail breslin is a pretty girl but she has an unusual face that could look almost alien without the proper attention the makeup department s answer for this was to apparently slap a shit ton of makeup and eyeliner on her so she looked like a small town transgendered teenage prostitute and it s not like they were any nicer to the other ladies most noticeably katherine heigl who often looked like they had been chris browned right before the director started the scene 06 the slob the screeching harpy would anyone seriously have minded if the elevator ashton kutcher and lea michele were trapped in had plummeted towards the earth at 200 mph spontaneously ignited in flames and burned them to a crisp before the metal in the elevator crushed their skeletons into a thousand pieces upon impact 05 forced sentimentality i understand that in a pure crowd pleaser such as new year s eve you need some kind of emotional pull to balance out the comedy that s the nature of romantic comedies but this film was really grasping at straws to pull any and all sentimentality out of whatever random situation the script found itself in the entire movie josh duhamel s character yammers about two things this speech he has to make at a party and some girl he met the previous new year s eve that he may or may not meet again we find out he s the heir to some record label empire and he s making the speech at the company s new year s party when he does give the speech which he of course hasn t prepared for at all he for no reason other than to sneak a lot of sympathy mentions his dead father and starts tearing up the speech has absolutely nothing to do with his dad and is merely a subtle cue for him to stop whoring it up with the sluts after him who all seriously looked like 45 year old real housewives and go after the mystery girl and 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