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gging him into all this nonsense i guess if you re going to bring ace back this is one way to do it one of them gets his tip cut off to show who s who not that it makes much of a difference the garpet baggers introduces evil guts who looks a bit like lobo he s apparently this universe s version of evil blood and has a job for the ace trucking co they re to go to earth and find some treasure from a map on earth hollywood s gone a bit off the retails and seems to be a massive space which is all movie themed they go through a fake wild west there s a whole chase with melvyn barg taking them through a silent movie wolrd and a horror world events even escalate to a godzilla and king kong showing up although kong seems to like the aces eventually they find the treasure past a dracula and it s all hollywood props evil guts takes his rage out on the aces by playing a concert of pain only to get stopped by gbh was anything learned here probably not collected in the complete ace trucking co volume 2 anderson psi issues covered 2000 ad 468 478 2000 ad annual 1987 anderson re enacts yor hunter from the future i like judge death but it s nice that the possessed is a story where judge anderson does more than fend off the dark judges instead she s got a possessed boy and a cult who s trying to do awful things she chases the demon down and ends up going through a portal into a weird hell world the demon gargarax can be hurt in the dimension so it tries to put all sorts of things in the way including some skeleton warriors as she catches up with the cult and the boy anderson ends up killing him before he can be sacrificed she is a judge after all and i guess job done it s a good reminder of who anderson is and how good she is at her job there s also a short story in the 2000 ad annual called golem where some kids inadvisably try to summon a trash golem collected in judge anderson the psi files volume 01 sláine issues covered 2000 ad 451 461 493 502 2000 ad sci fi special 1986 sláine sees some odd sights this year tomb of terror parts 5 15 continues the dungeon crawl both in the comic and the attached game which i resisted trying out there are traps cultists sliming people and people getting infected with the seven deadly sins which i wasn t sure would have been a thing in sláine times they end up finding the hoard and nidhug the star creature inside the tomb s already regenerating and smashing to tomb apart while it s a horror man wasn t meant to see sláine s warp spasm manages to drive it insane allowing everyone to flee the temple the spoils of annwn has a whole other quest and weird historical journey across the glastonbury zodiac which nest has dragged sláine and ukko to the quest here involves going through all of the zodiac such as a minotaur for aries which sláine immediately tries to fight but has to muck out his stable there are some horrific implications here virgo involves a tattooed maiden along with a mother and crone scorpio s represented by a serpent nest has to frolic in order to lure out a unicorn at one point and finally it looks like sláine will ascend and become a master of the stars nest lied about treasure but the real prize was enlightenment that said sláine is still no different thirsty for booze and song sláine the king part 1 3 of 12 kicks things off back on the unfortunately named tory island with some ugly and deformed fomorians in charge of things quagsline of the infamous nose tax has been taking from folks it looks like sláine s got his work cut out for him in 1987 while i m not the biggest dungeon crawl person after too many years of ad d i did like these longer sláine stories the spoils of annwn was definitely the highlight and i guess i ll have to see how sláine the king pans out collected in sláine the definitive edition volume 2 sláine the definitive edition volume 3 preorder the ballad of halo jones book iii issues covered 451 466 halo has a really bad year she s back i didn t expect halo jones to volunteer for an army job but that s her latest attempt to gain employment as ever with 2000 ad war is hell and unemployment is everywhere halo ends up meeting toy in the military and they re dropped into a warzone where it turns out war is really really bad halo and toy are injured and halo drags her friend back chatting away to her it s only when she reaches safety that someone points out that toy s been dead all this time after that horrific experience she leaves the army then re enlists after experiencing unemployment again the next place she s sent to has weird time and gravity needing soldiers to be in special suits to survive the compressed time the war doesn t last too long though leaving soldiers directionless and one even taking her life halo s plagued with ptsd and finds out general cannibal who she s been sleeping with has been up to massive war crimes using a rat king where could he have got one from the clara pandy in volume two of course she ends up sabotaging his spacesuit letting him die halo ends book three going out just out and that s it for halo jones some interesting odd stories i ve no idea where books four through six would have gone collected in ballad of halo jones full colour omnibus edition bad city blue issues covered 468 477 damn all the domers have left originally created by alan grant robin smith the first new title for 1986 which begins and ends in nine progs blue is a button man in a ruined city in space something s a bit off about him from early on and worse with the city itself there are a lot of fights in places which should have been populated and used normally but it s all a bit bioshock speaking of which the upper class realised that the city was going towards disaster and left the lower 98 to their death of course things went weird blue gets operated on and has his neural implant removed by a scientist then starts fighting some of the button men but the city s getting sucked into a black hole there s a moment of hope as he kills his way to the console but it s too late he decides to rule in hell for the last moments before being pulled into the black hole i m used to 2000 ad killing its protagonist but this felt pretty brutal to blue from the start collected in bad city blue digital only currently rpg ideas there s a fiasco scenario called white hole which is not a million miles away from this our last best hope is a bit more of a disaster movie game but could replicate this especially as i ve never succeeded at it each time i ve played oh and bully pulpit s desperation series would need a custom deck made but it feels like the last days of a city going into a black hole would work for it sooner or later issues covered 468 499 originally created by peter milligan and brendan mccarthy the back page of several issues of 2000 ad were given over to milligan mccarthy s sooner or later with a very 1980 s logo and another reminder of the state of britain at the time micky swift is on the dole in camden and miserable in 1986 he gets abducted by a mr mrs katsbreath and taken into the future after a case of mistaken identity but can t afford to get back to the present unless he gets a job this leads him into scrape after scrape including cannibal muggers who he gets abducted from a street of many madmen and eventually even winning an election as the 30th century elects whoever gets the least votes he managed to get home thanks to a cab on an eternal deadly motorway only to end up in the 80 s back on the dole again the series took a few progs for me to gel with and being the back page feature has a lot of garish colour adding to the weirdness there s a great article in the latest judge dredd megazine 491 which goes into greater depth about it all collected in sooner or later rpg ideas cheat your own adventure captures the wild swings of the plot and how micky manages to fall from weird situation to weird situation metalzoic issues covered 483 492 yes originally created by pat mills kevin o neill here s some of that big monster madness that i love in 2000 ad and drawn by kevin o neill too which is always a treat i ve not seen transformers beast wars but this is what i d want it to be see also horizon zero dawn the world is overrun by robot animals and there are barely any humans left jool and ngila get chased by a mugger bug and ngila s killed only for the robot who killed him to be murdered by our co protagonist armageddon jool wants to get to a planetary rescue centre and armageddon s going to help her that rescue centre ends up also being a killer robot oh no they next travel to a spaceport in zinja only to find that robots have been feeding on spaceships it s all looking pretty rough armageddon comes to blow with amok who hacks into armageddon and we get some interesting insights into the history of this world we also find out meteors are going to wreck everything jool and armageddon survive as towers topple and the world looks like it s going to end the day is saved though as robots can feed on the crashed meteors sustaining them with armageddon as a kind of god robot this is bonkers and i loved it apparently it was a dc graphic novel originally and then reprinted in 2000 ad i m surprised that it looks like it s not been returned to at some point this comic s so nuts it needs a new printing collected in there is a metalzoic collection but i ve only found it on abebooks here rpg ideas where do i even begin maybe legacy as it covers real distant future things and different factions like robots and humans maybe escape from dinosaur island if you re just humans and the earth is the island our last best hope may be another useful pull bad company issues covered 500 502 parts 1 3 of 20 meet kano originally created by peter milligan brett ewins i admit i don t feel massively well informed about bad company yet it s another science fiction war but this time we re following a group of people instead of a single rogue trooper the 1st company division are defending ararat from krool it all looks a bit doomed as the unit s even facing war zombies kano s their leader and looks like a kind of cyborg frankenstein s monster and the rest of them are mainly weird misfits i guess i ll find out more about them next year collected in the complete bad company digital only rpg ideas i ve no idea yet so i m going to give a shout out to the yellow king s the wars campaign which is a little more steampunky but if you want a weird war then that s a great one 500 issues already conclusion this was a really enjoyable year far too often i look at what came out and only judge it on whether dredd had big stories it didn t but everything else got shaken up it s a shame halo jones won t continue after this i don t know what the original plan was but it feels like the three different arcs were all leading to something much larger wulf s death was a brutal reminder of how 2000 ad loves to chew through its heroes and next year i ll meet another character who ll get more coverage in the prog over the years with durham red i ve no idea where rogue trooper s going with his mission and hopefully one day we ll get a return to metalzoic as that was a great fun story i don t know if i d say it was my favourite of the year but it s definitely up there posted in comics tagged 2000 ad 2000ad ace trucking co bad city blue bad company halo jones judge anderson judge dredd max bubba metalzoic nemesis the warlock rogue trooper slaine sooner or later strontium dog leave a comment casual trek episode 83 i apologise for all the times i say capering posted on june 29 2026 by fakedtales also buffoonery and tomfoolery and boobery show notes by miles corrections to spelling the word ferengi by me right everyone quit oo moxing for two minutes because we ve got another episode talking about those hyper capitalist scamps the ferengi literally one of the few times here on the show where we can say without doubt that it s a metaphor for capitalism our brave casual explorers watch three ferengi based episodes of star trek without any quark based antics first up is probably tng s most successful attempt to try and sell these guys as the big bad as captain picard is forced to face his past as a revenge attempt leads him to relive the battle after that trip tucker gets to do a home alone die hard as the worst trio of ferengi try to pull an acquisition on the enterprise nx 01 finally the lower decks get to see what ferengi tv and miles ao3 account is like as parth ferengi s heartplace makes us ask do rutherford and tendi like each other in a sexy way please send us two strips of gold pressed latinum for reading the show notes wait you wanted to know the price up front this is why you read the terms and conditions guys episodes discussed the battle 12 09 acquisition 41 31 parth ferenghi s heartplace 01 11 36 the episodes can be found on all podcatchers or using this link https open spotify com episode 3ukpqvwfipbunbrv8pjri7 we re also on youtube the big list so far spoilers below if you ve not seen the episode but as at this here s the big list public version of the list posted in casual trek tagged casual trek ferengi star trek star trek enterprise star trek lower decks star trek the next generation leave a comment uk games expo 2026 convention diary posted on june 24 2026 by fakedtales my completely legit press pass and a number of pins uk games expo was fun and it took a while to go through my notes so let s have a look at what i encountered and who i spoke to i ve tried to be more organised this year so i ve recorded my initial thoughts on my youtube channel while i was at or recovering from the event i ve already posted my piece on preparing for the con so let s see how the event itself was day zero thursday due to life and my own lack of organisational skills i didn t get a press pass in time so i made my own as well as some business cards to hand out my press pass i got up early then travelled by train and coach to birmingham there were a few moments of downtime while waiting for connections but i eventually made it to the nec where i met up with my friends graham and split aka out of print gm on tiktok in my usual hiding place of outside the starbucks we were too early to collect our passes and the queue was tiny so i decided to be civilised and catch up with graham and split over coffee then i turned around and the queue was gargantuan luckily expo s got really good at processing people so it didn t take long to get our passes i also caused some confusion when i asked to pick up my rpg tickets after forgetting them last year apparently they re not a thing anymore and it s all linked to my expo profile on the app handy i m back we were staying in the tamworth travelodge which was certainly a building that exists tamworth had some nice bits especially the arnold where we had a nice meal and a drink in the evening but mostly seemed to be roundabouts and directions mostly involved navigating via a wetherspoons we got back to th...
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