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lie then you would love this angel of death 2009 a tarantino rodrigez style of movie a series of web episodes added up to make the movie stars zoe bell uma thurman s stunt double in kill bill lucy lawless s stunt double in xena not a exceptional movie or anything but the background music is way too awesome the color of magic 2008 based of teri pratchett s fantasy novel s take away the popularity and this is definitely better than harry potter percy jackson and its hilarious too machete 2010 robert rodrigez with danny trego as the lead if movies like death proof work for you then this is awesome otherwise this movie sucks watch the trailer to get an idea of the movie natural born killers 1994 two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and psychopathic serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media imdb movie is awesome psychotic and colourful thirst bakjwi 2009 korean a vampire movie of sorts very slow but movie is good let the right one in 2008 swedish best vampire movie of recent times has absolutely no similarities with any of the vampire movies of recent times being made into english currently black dynamite 2009 a parody kind of racist kind of ridiculous check out quotes in imdb to get a idea yellowbeard 1983 a parody of the infamous black beard asolutely hilarious and kind of ridiculous check out quotes in imdb to get a idea road 2010 hindi a decent movie very less bollywood magic le cercle rouge 1970 french very slow movie but has the coolest bad guys of all times probably depends on ur definition of cool chances of hating it due to slowness are very high if the movie doesnt work for you the chaser 2008 korean crime drama thriller a little bit of brutality dont know how to descirbe the movie it starts off and you just endup finishing it really engaging tere bin laden phas gaye re obama hindi not awesome and with little sense in it but parts of them are hilarious works well if u skip over parts of the movie ok these are just the non popular movies that i havnt been able to delete from my hard disk but do watch these baraka let the right one in the color of magic the adventures of adele blanc rest of the movies just personal preferences posted in review 4 replies new year posted on january 5 2011 by ashwin0003 1 it s a new year and the start has been much better than prev year had fun instead of being stuck in a train previous new year s eve so that is good with that obviously start the resolutions one of the important ones being blogging so will try to be more active hopefully i wont be writing the same thing again in 6 months gonna start with recent favorites in music and movies should be easy enough to do even being rusty and lazy posted in life 1 reply writing posted on march 7 2009 by ashwin0003 1 i havnt been writing anything for a long time now i would like to attribute that to reasons such as availability of time topics inspiration etc etc but unfortuantely those arnt the reasons unlike in the case of many others it isnt the fear of the consequences or fear of being ridiculed or a disgust for the act of maintaing a blog becoming a fashion statement it isnt a realisation about the lack of productivity writing usually is except in exceptional cases it is plain old laziness so i sit down with a drive to write and being rusty and all this is what im ending up with posted in uncategorized 1 reply growing up posted on july 17 2007 by ashwin0003 9 posting after a longtime but the topic had been decided and partially completed a long time ago the basic inspiration to write this post is an article that appeared in india today a couple of weeks ago i dont remember the name of the article but the gist of the article was that young people have become very fashion conscious and are trying to growup earlier than it is supposed to be the aggravation of the author can be understood by a small incident which he she recites about a 14 year old girl trying to get breast implants and the icing on the top of the whole idiocracy being that the kid was accompanied by her mom and the fact that this hasnt been an isolated incident and has actually become quite common a model who joined up modeling at a age of 19 and can now be considered a veteran is appalled by the current scenario of the fashion industry where 19 years is considered old in contrast to the time when her 19 years were considered very very less after all this blabbering i finally arrive at the topic why are people trying to growup even before actually growing up for the people searching for a conclusion regarding the matter be prepared to be dissappointed as this post doesnt answer the question but rather adds more s to the already big question do u the remember the first time u saw a bald headed old guy in a t shirt a pair of three fourths and laughed ur ass off people miss out on a lot of things while growing up and tend to try to experience those in their latter days and thus become successful in embarrassing themselves that seems like a logical thing to do even after considering the embarrassment not because of their age but due to the experience they have gained by being kicked around by life and realize the ramifications of their actions on the other hand a 8 year old kid showing off her belly button with a stick on tattoo on her non existential hip and with her freshly manicured nails would be considered cute the current trend can be attributed to the parents to some extent and to peer pressure to some extent and to the glamour of show bizz to some extent teaching a kid to learn the value of money if fine but is it really necessary to teach him about stocks and the various cons of the trade is it really necessary for a teenager to start being stingy no need to comment on peer pressure considering the fact that kids are impressionable and that fact that we are a bunch of sheep and yeah showbizz one of my favourite topics child artist in one movie and 3 years later a heroine in another hanishka in koi mil gaya and desamuduru 1 a kid starts carrying a mobile to stay in contact with his maxim girl kid and his badass peeps of the neighbourhood a teenager under sixteen obviously freaking out with his friends with a bottle of beer a working bachelor trying really hard to accomplish his goals in his life with a 16 hr work schedule a grumpy married guy harassing the neighbouring kids 2 a kid grows up into a teenager and looks in a muddy playground and wonders if he would be allowed to jump into the muddy waters and splash around for a bit a teenager grows up into a working man and wonders if he would be rejected by the society for running around girls a married man prays for a single day where he would be allowed to just enjoy a beer and passout infront of the tv without being bothered by his wife of his responsibilities 3 a kid plays in the muddy waters returns with scars on his kneecaps a teenager sneaking around to catch a movie with his girl or his peeps a fresh graduate enjoying his first payday with a bottle of beer and wasting his breath on something ridiculousy stupid a married man tutoring his kids after they have done with their daily rituals in the neighbourhood playground 1 and 2 are just through different perspectives relative to time and 3 is a different scenario while i still dont have a credible answer after all this blabbering i have atleast been able to change the question to do u wanna be 1 and become 2 or would u rather take the 3rd option posted in life 9 replies back posted on may 14 2007 by ashwin0003 3 after a couple of months of inactivity have finally decided to start blogging again story of my life for today instead of some arbitary writing joined amd ati on 29th march got my bike repaired thnx to venki s nagging and initiative shifting to madhapur with venki but he is pissed that i havnt moved in yet end of story cant get any creative than that since its too troublesome will have a decent post up by this time tommorow done with the drraft but not in the mood to correct my punctuation adios for now posted in uncategorized 3 replies the best geek quotes posted on december 26 2006 by ashwin0003 24 just ripping stuff of the internet the source http www boardofwisdom com default asp start 1 topic 1005 listname geek the source for the source bachan a few of them are quite interesting the 27th one was by dennis ritchie 1 there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don t 2 if at first you don t succeed call it version 1 0 3 microsoft you ve got questions we ve got dancing paperclips 4 my pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard and they re like you wanna trade cards darn right i wanna trade cards i ll trade this but not my charizard 5 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d 6 i m not anti social i m just not user friendly 7i would love to change the world but they won t give me the source code 8 programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots so far the universe is winning 9 a computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila 10 my software never has bugs it just develops random features 11 the box said requires windows 95 or better so i installed linux 12 roses are ff0000 violets are 0000ff all my base are belong to you 13 people say that if you play microsoft cd s backwards you hear satanic things but that s nothing because if you play them forwards they install windows 14 the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts oh my god what are you doing 15 the glass is neither half full nor half empty it s twice as big as it needs to be 16 in a world without fences and walls who needs gates and windows 17 you have just received the amish computer virus since the amish don t have computers it is based on the honor system so please delete all the files from your computer thank you for you cooperation 18 passwords are like underwear you shouldn t leave them out where people can see them you should change them regularly and you shouldn t loan them out to strangers 19 failure is not an option it comes bundled with windows 20 enter any 11 digit prime number to continue 21 ethernet n something used to catch the etherbunny 22 you know it s love when you memorize her ip number to skip dns overhead 23 just shut up and reboot 24 windows had detected you do not have a keyboard press f9 to continue 25 use the best linux for servers mac for graphics palm for mobility windows for solitaire 26 artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 27 unix is basically a simple operating system but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity 28 c dos c dos run run dos run 29 hand over the calculator friends don t let friends derive drunk 30 microsoft most intelligent customers realize our software only fools teenagers 31 jocks vs nerds michael jordan having retired with 40 million in endorsements makes 178 100 a day working or not if he sleeps 7 hours a night he makes 52 000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head if he goes to see a movie it ll cost him 7 00 but he ll make 18 550 while he s there if he decides to have a 5 minute egg he ll make 618 while boiling it he makes 7 415 hr more than minimum wage he ll make 3 710 while watching each episode of friends if he wanted to save up for a new acura nsx 90 000 it would take him a whole 12 hours if someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money they would have to do it at the rate of 2 00 every second he ll probably pay around 200 for a nice round of golf but will be reimbursed 33 390 for that round assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15 of his income into a tax deferred account 401k his contributions will hit the federal cap of 9500 at 8 30 a m on january 1st if you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made you d be living comfortably at 65 000 a year he ll make about 19 60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the olympics and about 15 600 during the boston marathon while the common person is spending about 20 for a meal in his trendy chicago restaurant he ll pull in about 5600 this year he ll make more than twice as much as all u s past presidents for all of their terms combined amazing isn t it however if jordan saves 100 of his income for the next 450 years he ll still have less than bill gates has today game over nerd wins 32 once upon a midnight dreary while i pron surfed weak and weary over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore while i clicked my fav rite bookmark suddenly there came a warning and my heart was filled with mourning mourning for my dear amour tis not possible i muttered give me back my free hardcore quoth the server 404 33 the code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong 34 a thousand words are worth a picture and they load a heck of a lot faster 35 girls are like internet domain names the ones i like are already taken 36 a life cool where can i download one of those 37 unix dos and windows the good the bad and the ugly 38 how do i set a laser printer to stun 39 i spent a minute looking at my own code by accident i was thinking what the hell is this guy doing 40 software is like sex it s better when it s free 41 better to be a geek than an idiot 42 alcohol calculus don t mix never drink derive 43 the difference between e mail and regular mail is that computers handle e mail and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers 44 windows xp now comes with free anger management courses 45 i see fragged people 46 who needs friends my pc is user friendly 47 windows does not detect a keyboard please press enter to continue 48 1 in the beginning god created the bit and the byte and from those he created the word 2 and there were two bytes in the word and nothing else existed and god separated the one from the zero and he saw it was good 3 and god said let the data be and so it happened and god said let the data go to their proper places and he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks 4 and god said let the computers be so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks thus god created computers and called them hardware 5 and there was no software yet but god created programs small and big and told them go and multiply yourselves and fill all the memory 6 and god said i will create the programmer and the programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and data 7 and god created the programmer and put him at data center and god showed the programmer the catalog tree and said you can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use windows 8 and god said it is not good for the programmer to be alone he t...
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