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me from the family room meanwhile i wear my beertography competition award shirt proudly like i said dark side homebrewing need i say more probably but i won t well not now anyway so those are just some of the dark sides that i m choosing to ignore here see i bet you didn t even notice them and have no idea what i m talking about the one i m wrestling with now has elements of most of the above but is far more sinister not quite olestra side effect anal leakage sinister but pervasive nonetheless and goes something like this its time for lunch but thanks to bullet point number 1 up there i m on the zero calorie lunch plan so i decide to drive 8 9 minutes to one of my favorite bottle shops liquor stores only intending to check out and maybe pick up a bottle of bourbon or american whiskey no intention of buying any craft beer and i even toyed with the concept of not even walking near the craft beer aisles as it is there s still most of a mixed case of great brews from state line liquors in elkton md awaiting study next to the tasting room fridge so i really don t need anything else not yet your run of the mill granola brew then it happened from about 20 feet away i cast a decidedly unengaged glance towards the end cap where they usually display new and interesting bombers completely safe after all i was also at a pretty extreme angle so it wasn t as though i could get a good view of anything as that end cap faded from sight then through some evil and mystical means far beyond my understanding i found myself standing right in front of those bombers while holding one in my hand the words god dammit formed reflexively under my breath and right then and then this post was born sorry about that i had picked up dogfish head s american beauty the latest edition of their music series ales i ve had all of the previous installments and aside from bitches brew their ode to miles davis none were remarkable what annoyed and confounded me most about holding the american beauty was the fact that i had little interest in its concept when i read about it several months ago and had no intentions of buying it period i never liked the greatful dead or their 7 or 4 fingered lead guru and for the record i don t like their 90 s remake phish either not sure which is more frightening a gaggle of pale stick thin cannibus mind addled 3 00 a m taco bell craving dead heads or a street full of even paler thriller wannabe undead zombies shuffling towards an all they can eat surgical waste buffet never mind not knowing what s worse i m not so sure there s much of a difference take all the rotting kidneys you want but eat all you take the bottom line is that i had no intentions of buying any beer period let alone a beer that i had no interest in ever buying yet there i was seemingly compelled by unseen forces contemplating the purchase of american beauty the darkest side of craft beer geekdom was perched on my right shoulder demanding that i buy a beer i didn t want and didn t need that sounds better than admitting that i suffer some form of occbad obsessive compulsive craft beer acquisition disorder somehow i mustered the strength a k a common sense to face down that demon and put down the greatful brew after i saw the stone suede collaboration all bets were off at that point the battle was lost fortunately i m a gracious loser and i had a few new craft beers in the cart that i didn t need with which to toast the victor my dark side cheers share this share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in beer craft beer tagged ansel adams beer brewers craft beer dogfish head greatful dead instagram obsession rants richard avedon stone sybil zombies 15 comments july 16 2013 by the alemonger beer review dogfish head 61 pushes boundaries by bridging them we re all busy i get it twitter push notifications and news scrolls have reprogrammed the way we go about getting information soon enough books may go the way of 8 track tapes or laser discs of the director s cut of young einstein with that in mind and for those of you whose attention span becomes challenged over 144 characters let alone 144 complete words i ll toss out a bold prediction right off the bat bold prediction for the twitter character limit attention span people sam calgione will open a winery before the end of 2015 you could stop reading here and continue surfing for deals on plush giant microbes the ebola virus was a big hit with our kids or soup tureens etched with despicable me minions by the expert artisans at the franklin mint but you d miss what could be an interesting review of dogfish head 61 remember how empty and out of touch you felt the day after sharknado when you were the only one left out of the loop because you missed it don t let that happen again your dunkin donuts gift card is almost tapped out anyway and you don t need the large mocha coolatta you ll inevitably drown your sorrows in when you realize that you ve been left out again because the rest of the world is all abuzz about this post by the way it ll only take 2 minutes to read i timed it well not yet because i don t know what i m actually going to write but i will promise i kept my promise it might take 3 this just in the editorial board reviewed the final draft and decided to move the review up in order to catch some readers who might already be suffering google twitter withdrawal dts a picture says a thousand words but so does a number 60 75 90 120 61 one of those numbers is not like the others ok maybe two are but one is more not like the others kind of like hemmingway s six toed cats knowing that dogfish s stock in trade is pushing boundaries and crafting unusual ales i figured i was in for something modestly challenging and potentially horrific a k a their ill fated au courant i m happy to report that my fears were the only things ill fated 61 is a really nice complex yet accessible craft beer right off the bat you ve got a crystal clear effervescent ruby pour with small quickly dissipating white head that throws off a bouquet of intrigue and inviting aromas yahtzee dominated by sour cherry grape mild citrus and earthy yeast notes you know those beers that practically make you want to drop everything except the glass and belt out the portuguese version of strawberry letter 23 well this is one of those it s also perfect for those times when you have visions of christiane amanpour battling treat williams in the yahtzee thunder dome while she lip synchs pee wee hermann s version of surfin bird i know what you re thinking not another one of those beers i began to think that way too as the syrah must in this brew worked its magic alongside modestly sweet summer cherries and tart nectarine no real malt backbone or serious hoppy punch instead the flavors are strands suspended between delicate yet sturdy spiral rails of malt and hops a veritable dna double helix of craft beer the texture is both silky and light with lots of prickly carbonation that harkens back to that yahtzee death match but this time the thunder dome is ringed by a second level where attila the hun impersonators i assume they re merely impersonators sit behind vintage manual crank deli meat slicers slowly carving boar s head honey smoked turkey like a precision drill team yes yes plenty of those beers too i know believe me this really is a very different brew despite the common images it evokes for instance its bi polar finish is a thing of brewing artistry crisp abrasive and dry but with thin ribbons of velvety sweetness enticing another sip you suddenly find yourself departing the party in a conga line lead by willem defoe while singing the chorus of nights on broadway and juice newton s queen of hearts at the same time yep it s that beer hybrid anythings are always sketchy look at killer bees for a spectacularly funny write up of the trouble with hybrids take a look at this great post by beerbeque one of the funniest things i ve read all year dogfish head 61 is a brazen and unabashed beer wine hybrid that pulls it off seamlessly yet begs the question is sam trying to tell us something is he going to start making wine or will he be content to play yenta between the wine and craft beer families so let s see if i have this straight 1 sam calgione founds dogfish head brewing in 1995 to brew interesting bold beers unlike the bland industrial pale lagers that dominated still do but to a lesser extent american brewing off centered ales for off centered people was and remains their motto 2 over time dogfish head turns out an impressive growing and unconventional lineup of brews including their ancient ales and music themed series 3 more and more of their beers are sold in large format corked wine style bottles a hybrid of a different kind 4 professor calgione launches a well publicized and successful beer vs wine food pairing campaign featuring tasting dinners pairing various beer and wine styles with each course to highlight the versatility of craft beer during those dinners sam champions craft beer while his guest nemesis for the evening takes up the cause for wine a veritable matalin versus carville battle royale 5 in spite of the widening adoption of canning within the craft beer industry sam calgione steadfastly and without hesitation has proclaimed that dogfish head beers will not be distributed in cans because it runs counter to dogfish s efforts to elevate craft beer by presenting it in large format bottles can you say up market or wineification 6 dogfish begins to brew beer with elements processes and ingredients borrowed from wine makers such as red white noble rot and finally sixty one is he wavering in his commitment and passion to craft beer or merely pushing the brewing envelope yet again into uncharted territory blaspheming apostate or brilliant mad scientist hell in medieval europe brilliant scientists were often branded as apostates just dust off the ouija board and ask galileo so the distinction may not be all that easily defined regardless of his intentions dh61 is an interesting well crafted refreshing and versatile craft beer that pushes boundaries by bridging them cheers share this share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in beer beer reviews brewers craft beer dogfish head reviews tagged beer beer review brewers christiane amanpor craft beer dogfish head giant microbes hybrid ales hybrids james carville mary matalin sam calgione sharknado treat williams 12 comments july 8 2013 by the alemonger secret swillionaires summit reveals big beer plans what with all the hubbub surrounding the nsa leaker snowden and his impersonation of a refuse barge adrift at sea with no taker or safe harbor i thought it might be good time to publish some equally sensitive and potentially embarrassing information regarding a couple of big beer s black bag projects i ve known about them for a few months but been hesitant to reveal anything for fear of reprisals from the corporate goons of abinbev and millercoors but before i expose their plans and enter the craft beer bloggers protection program i want to get back to this snowden idiot for a second how screwed is this guy he s being hunted by multiple u s intelligence agencies and even putin chaves and kim jong un won t grant him refuge unless jason bourne is his bff he s going to end up living out whatever days he has left hiding in some remote shack in the andes hoping not to be eaten by descendants of the uruguayan soccer team that crashed in 1972 impressive show but the real action was in the shadows so back to the big beer secret projects not long ago millercoors held their annual distributors convention in orlando as you d expect lots of glitz glamour showmanship charts and puffery i e lies regarding how well the business is doing and confident predictions of a bright future nothing salacious exciting or remotely interesting there kind of like their beer anyway it seems the real action was taking place behind the curtain late on the second day of the convention there were rumors of carlos brito sightings throughout epcot and the magic kingdom odd why would abinbev s ceo be anywhere near a major convention held by his chief rival the rumors had to be simple cases of mistaken identity after all he does bear a striking resemblance to maleficent disney s reigning queen of evil deeds in action that is well the rumors turned out to be true carlos brito really was there and so was his cfo and a handful of other top abinbev marketing and operations execs something was up abinbev s ceo cfo before heading to the secret summit a warren of interconnecting tunnels and underground facilities practically an entire subterranean metropolis underlies disney world a perfect setting for alighting well concealed spies to discover all manner of planned and nefarious subterfuge just a quick scan of the event schedule revealed an odd reservation a private disney character breakfast had been reserved in the magic kingdom s crystal palace for 3 00 in the afternoon of the second day of the convention a late afternoon breakfast was strange enough but stranger still was the fact that the parties on the reservation were blocked the guest notation only revealed that 24 would attend nothing else on the schedule looked out of the ordinary so it seemed as if something special something unpublicized and unspoken might take place over late afternoon home fries bacon and pancakes with cinderella and her princess clique what better way to infiltrate the breakfast and gather intelligence than to plant a listening device and what better listening device than something with huge ears that doesn t stand out something like this a fish out of water at disney not that this nsa s echelon has nothing on this listening device that s it a hidden mickey they appear in all sizes textures and colors down there and are far more ubiquitous than abe vigoda micky mouse himself might have done a fine job but the princesses tend to get a bit skittish around rodents especially extremely large ones like these mickey and minnie better take the day off or take cover if cary elwes ever walks through the gates of the magic kingdom anyway with a little help from ariel a listening device in the shape of a hidden mickey was planted near the desert table in the crystal palace just before the group was now that s what i call an effective spy scheduled to arrive soon enough she relayed via text that the players were streaming in and it was indeed a cast of big beer characters rivaling the gown festooned starlets clearing their plates and refilling their 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