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after the end of history the tyranny of tradition home about the tyranny of tradition blak dan returneth to speak to the priests of judas posted by keith spillett in articles i probably shouldn t have bothered writing blak dan s theatre of cruelty on may 25 2026 i have returned to you my people with a message i slumbered in my basement in darkness with bolt thrower in battle there is no law on repeat i had reached the outer limit of human experience but was awakened by some eight year old kids doing tic toc dances on my front lawn i shot at them several times before they returned fire and ran into the woods but regardless of the reason i was awakened and now i returneth to you the bettleheim of the blastbeat the borgia of borknagar the scapula of the soul of sadistic solipsisic slayerism for i am blak dan and i can t fall back asleep at first i pondered my wasting words on you having to think them a burden having to speak them a chore having to write them a punishment but i have stared into the abyss long enough now and have realized that the replies i thought i was getting were mere echoes which was disappointing i thought i had found my soulmate instead i peered into the sheer vacuity of my soul mate i come not to speak on politics for you have already done that your opinions like maple syrup running into your collective hashbrowns all opinions have been had and repeated scattered covered smothered chunked diced and forgotten your blood sport no longer calculated in rational numbers on a scoreboard now broken into electoral statements of condemnation of righteous hatred for thine neighbor i come not to speak of economics for i know not of the math you now practice i thought crypto a venerial disease and do not care if the fed cuts rates if it feels good do it i say inequality has always seemed fine with me for i wade in a cesspool of inequality anytime i leave the house and suffer the presence of others for i am post everything in my slumber i transitioned into a state of meta post everythingness you won t understand what that means for another century but trust me when i say i seeeth deepethly you are playing chess whilst i am playing ten dimensional strip parchesi with beautiful coed lizardwomen you speak of numbers yet can you even hear the one when i speak i come not to speak of wars or rumors of wars or rumors of fleetwood mac albums for what price a man s soul if he hasn t truly understood the teachings contained in tusk iran iran so far away indeed i come to philosophize on a subject of consequence many of you use your words in the vain hope of persuasiveness i need not persuade because i speak only in immutable truths and don t bother with useless words like ouch you re stepping on my fingers or just take the battery out of the smoke detector and it s no longer a problem i have only the truth at my disposal post truth really post meta proto truth the type of truth only known to those who have gained enlightenment and then stumbled back into this mad charnelhouse of a planet looking for a good fibula to gnaw on can understand for whilst you concern yourselves with issues of politics issues of power issues of survival and other such banalities i come to speak the words unspoken until i speak them which i m going to do at some point for as man seeith nations burn and fortunes spin like weeble wobbles on the scorching hot pavement of time i see only what needs seeing i speak these words to a specific audience i have allowed many of you along for the ride because the members and former members of judas priest have obtained restaining orders from your so called courts and thusly speaking directly with them is no longer possible for me for you judas priest you have sinned against nature you have doneth the unthinkable and you lie your snake like tongues spit truthless venom in our ears you pretend there never was a jugulator you gaslight the human species with your acquired refined insolence your singer that guy who was in that really good band called fight claims to never have even heard of what i speak yet you hold jugulator hostage in an iranian embassy of the mind and you take from us your adherents the one moment of true perfection you ever achieved for it is you judas priest that deny us access to the song cathedral spires j accuse toi i have exerted and strained as i searched the so called internet humbled myself before its streaming services scrolled and scrolled seeking even a mention of it allowed my mind to be devoured by millions of offers of essential oils that are no longer essential to me nary a word about it nary a suggestion nither a live recording with mr halford singing nither a 25th anniversary remaster with studio outtakes of mr downing screaming lines from dante over an early abandoned riff to bullet train only ripper hath spoken truth for it is he who remembers he who has acknowledged the song s legacy and deadly aftermath he who speaks of rising up only to retire he who still tires while watching the world expire he who shouteth the words cathedral spires and yet he is forgotten to the pages of history written out like that cute kid oliver on the brady bunch replaced by mark wahlberg in the movie and left to rot in the wretched refuse of former members of other bands we speak not of ripper or his sacrifice or of his glorious burden we go on pretending jugulator never was the absence you feel in your lives that you confuse with the death of meaning is merely the absence of this song it is as if the entirety of the human experience led to one ultimate defining moment and that moment moulders in the cutout bin of human pathos somewhere between some 311 ripoff band and the only remaining copy of the garth brooks chris gaines cd left on the planet and you mock it with your ignorance we say jugu later when we really mean jug u never so i say to you priest of judas do not betray us with your lies do not place a crown of thorns upon this head of metal do not crucify us on this cross of brutish steel bring forth a new recording of cathedral spires with mr halford s mighty voice intoning the words free cathedral spires from beyond the realms of death uplift us ye priests uplift us to where we can look down from those spires you promised and see all that we have wrought and all needs wroughting uplift us to the downtuned soaring heights from which you left us dangling for i am blak dan and i command you bring forth the spires so i can renew my slumber and be free of this world share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading blak dan heavy metal judas priest jugulator kk downing music nietzsche philosophy reviews ripper owens rob halford leave a comment dave mustaine jon schaffer led metal supergroup magadeth unite to headline trump s second inaugural ball posted by keith spillett in general weirdness on january 18 2025 in a bold stunning act of remarkable leadership president elect donald trump has announced that he will begin his second term rocking out to the music of two all time heavy metal greats together on the stage for the first time one of trump s major campaign promises during his most recent campaign has been to have the most metal presidency of all time so our great leader has seized on the inaugural ball to make america metal again by putting together a show for the ages what do you mean i m playing the inaugural ball former metallica guitarist dave mustaine has always been a favorite musician of the president elect trump once claimed to own every single megadeth album on vinyl and has seen his band play at least 30 times including driving his vintage 1988 i roc for 35 consecutive hours to get from new york city to phoenix arizona because he had heard rumors the band planned to do a rare performance of the song killing is my business and business is good during their encore on the campaign trail trump often would send his audience into raucous screams of joy by ripping off his shirt and revealing his vic rattlehead chest tattoo while our dynamic and magnificent leader has been a megadeth fan since he first heard them in middle school he has only recently warmed to iced earth he seemed to enjoy some of the band s music occasionally praising the album horrorshow publicly but many americans questioned his commitment to the band after he referred to them as a second tier metal act during the 2018 state of the union address a comment that drew rare boos from fellow republican lawmakers as well as from the filthy and degenerate members of the democratic party however in recent months trump has begun meetings with his future cabinet members by playing night of the stormrider in its entirety before allowing them to speak he even did a campaign stop in gettysburg pennsylvania in order to pay his respects to the thirty minute gettysburg trilogy on the classic iced earth album the glorious burden schaffer who has recently struggled with irresponsible attacks by the highly partisan american judicial system hasn t performed in washington dc since 2021 in recent months schaffer has been a fixture at mar a lago advising the president on a wide range of issues from drop c tuning to monetary policy some insiders have speculated that he is on the president elect s shortlist of potential replacements for federal reserve chairman jerome powell when his term expires in 2026 trump has even hinted a change at the fed could be coming sooner if the price of milk does not drop below forty dollars a gallon by the end of the year regardless of what role schaffer and mustaine will have in the new administration the incoming president has made a strong statement by combining these two metal heavyweights to cap off the evening s celebration initially the village people and billy ray cyrus were scheduled as co headliners but the president elect insisted that the celebration be a reflection of the old school metal vibe he plans to bring to this great nation to round out this fearsome quartet trump has called upon system of a down drummer john dolmayan and future ambassador to israel and bassist mike huckabee there has even been speculation that conservative guitar legend and incoming secretary of defense ted nugent might join the band on stage for a show stopping solo during the encore the group has been feverishly working secretly for the past few weeks in preparation for the event this was a challenge for each band member but for schaffer in particular who is not only a musician but an entrepreneur he recently founded maced earth a company that sells a wide range of hunting equipment including bear spray stunguns and guillotines but these americans put our great nation above all else in order to give the best performance they can on january 20th a day so important many americans have demanded it be made into a holiday special thanks to the pollunator gonkulator for his reporting share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading heavy metal iced earth jon schaffer megadeth metal metal news music news thrash metal trump 5 comments danzig to sue everyone on earth posted by keith spillett in uncategorized on january 18 2025 you ve probably heard of him before he s part wolf part lion part ubermensch he is possibly the most evolved being in human history he is glenn danzig and he is suing you in a stunning declaration of war against the entire human race glenn danzig has filed a lawsuit in manhattan federal court against over seven billion human beings danzig who is acting as his own attorney claimed in one of the over 40 billion documents brought into court by an entire fleet of federal express trucks that he has been done wrong by everyone including misfits bassist jerry only german chancellor angela merkel actor eli wallach nfl quarterback sam bradford frank oz the voice of yoda and everyone else on this godforsaken planet while some of the suits have been thrown out by the court as frivolous over two and a half billion cases will be heard over the next five centuries danzig who is immortal and has over 35 000 defense points ten times as many as snorlax plans to argue each case with the passion and burning rage of a thousand suns judge marvin barnes labeled many of the suits patently absurd and possibly indicative of a severe break with reality that could signify mental illness for example danzig attempted to sue everyone in the country of azerbaijan for erecting statues in his honor without properly compensating him for the use of his likeness his lawsuit against the 1 6 billion citizens of the people s republic of china for building thousands of environmentally hazardous coal plants without consulting him or giving him proper credit for the invention of coal was also considered not worthy of the court s time barnes begrudgingly agreed to hear 2 5 billion lawsuits because he greatly admired danzig s first four solo albums and even a few songs by samhain danzig s five hundred thousand dollar suit against carol mosley a tax accountant in boise idaho for listening to how the gods kill without headbanging during the part where the song gets really heavy will go forward his 1 2 million dollar suit against edward callahan a construction worker in sacramento california when in 2011 callahan laughed hysterically at danzig s famed discussion of his book collection where he talks about the crimes of jesus clay people and the occult roots of nazism will also see its day in court danzig s six hundred million dollar claim against the tyranny of tradition for implying that he gave birth to identical twin girls a suit that would bankrupt myself and my progeny for the next three thousand years is also proceeding danzig also plans to sue this website for having to waste time filing a lawsuit finally danzig will sue this site for having to file a lawsuit about filing a lawsuit again wasting valuable time he could be using writing songs about being the nephew of the devil and his general disdain for having been born share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading 1 comment 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