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k dan heavy metal judas priest jugulator kk downing music nietzsche philosophy reviews ripper owens rob halford leave a comment dave mustaine jon schaffer led metal supergroup magadeth unite to headline trump s second inaugural ball posted by keith spillett in general weirdness on january 18 2025 in a bold stunning act of remarkable leadership president elect donald trump has announced that he will begin his second term rocking out to the music of two all time heavy metal greats together on the stage for the first time one of trump s major campaign promises during his most recent campaign has been to have the most metal presidency of all time so our great leader has seized on the inaugural ball to make america metal again by putting together a show for the ages what do you mean i m playing the inaugural ball former metallica guitarist dave mustaine has always been a favorite musician of the president elect trump once claimed to own every single megadeth album on vinyl and has seen his band play at least 30 times including driving his vintage 1988 i roc for 35 consecutive hours to get from new york city to phoenix arizona because he had heard rumors the band planned to do a rare performance of the song killing is my business and business is good during their encore on the campaign trail trump often would send his audience into raucous screams of joy by ripping off his shirt and revealing his vic rattlehead chest tattoo while our dynamic and magnificent leader has been a megadeth fan since he first heard them in middle school he has only recently warmed to iced earth he seemed to enjoy some of the band s music occasionally praising the album horrorshow publicly but many americans questioned his commitment to the band after he referred to them as a second tier metal act during the 2018 state of the union address a comment that drew rare boos from fellow republican lawmakers as well as from the filthy and degenerate members of the democratic party however in recent months trump has begun meetings with his future cabinet members by playing night of the stormrider in its entirety before allowing them to speak he even did a campaign stop in gettysburg pennsylvania in order to pay his respects to the thirty minute gettysburg trilogy on the classic iced earth album the glorious burden schaffer who has recently struggled with irresponsible attacks by the highly partisan american judicial system hasn t performed in washington dc since 2021 in recent months schaffer has been a fixture at mar a lago advising the president on a wide range of issues from drop c tuning to monetary policy some insiders have speculated that he is on the president elect s shortlist of potential replacements for federal reserve chairman jerome powell when his term expires in 2026 trump has even hinted a change at the fed could be coming sooner if the price of milk does not drop below forty dollars a gallon by the end of the year regardless of what role schaffer and mustaine will have in the new administration the incoming president has made a strong statement by combining these two metal heavyweights to cap off the evening s celebration initially the village people and billy ray cyrus were scheduled as co headliners but the president elect insisted that the celebration be a reflection of the old school metal vibe he plans to bring to this great nation to round out this fearsome quartet trump has called upon system of a down drummer john dolmayan and future ambassador to israel and bassist mike huckabee there has even been speculation that conservative guitar legend and incoming secretary of defense ted nugent might join the band on stage for a show stopping solo during the encore the group has been feverishly working secretly for the past few weeks in preparation for the event this was a challenge for each band member but for schaffer in particular who is not only a musician but an entrepreneur he recently founded maced earth a company that sells a wide range of hunting equipment including bear spray stunguns and guillotines but these americans put our great nation above all else in order to give the best performance they can on january 20th a day so important many americans have demanded it be made into a holiday special thanks to the pollunator gonkulator for his reporting share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading heavy metal iced earth jon schaffer megadeth metal metal news music news thrash metal trump 5 comments danzig to sue everyone on earth posted by keith spillett in uncategorized on january 18 2025 you ve probably heard of him before he s part wolf part lion part ubermensch he is possibly the most evolved being in human history he is glenn danzig and he is suing you in a stunning declaration of war against the entire human race glenn danzig has filed a lawsuit in manhattan federal court against over seven billion human beings danzig who is acting as his own attorney claimed in one of the over 40 billion documents brought into court by an entire fleet of federal express trucks that he has been done wrong by everyone including misfits bassist jerry only german chancellor angela merkel actor eli wallach nfl quarterback sam bradford frank oz the voice of yoda and everyone else on this godforsaken planet while some of the suits have been thrown out by the court as frivolous over two and a half billion cases will be heard over the next five centuries danzig who is immortal and has over 35 000 defense points ten times as many as snorlax plans to argue each case with the passion and burning rage of a thousand suns judge marvin barnes labeled many of the suits patently absurd and possibly indicative of a severe break with reality that could signify mental illness for example danzig attempted to sue everyone in the country of azerbaijan for erecting statues in his honor without properly compensating him for the use of his likeness his lawsuit against the 1 6 billion citizens of the people s republic of china for building thousands of environmentally hazardous coal plants without consulting him or giving him proper credit for the invention of coal was also considered not worthy of the court s time barnes begrudgingly agreed to hear 2 5 billion lawsuits because he greatly admired danzig s first four solo albums and even a few songs by samhain danzig s five hundred thousand dollar suit against carol mosley a tax accountant in boise idaho for listening to how the gods kill without headbanging during the part where the song gets really heavy will go forward his 1 2 million dollar suit against edward callahan a construction worker in sacramento california when in 2011 callahan laughed hysterically at danzig s famed discussion of his book collection where he talks about the crimes of jesus clay people and the occult roots of nazism will also see its day in court danzig s six hundred million dollar claim against the tyranny of tradition for implying that he gave birth to identical twin girls a suit that would bankrupt myself and my progeny for the next three thousand years is also proceeding danzig also plans to sue this website for having to waste time filing a lawsuit finally danzig will sue this site for having to file a lawsuit about filing a lawsuit again wasting valuable time he could be using writing songs about being the nephew of the devil and his general disdain for having been born share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading 1 comment ozzy checks into rehabilitation center for addiction to marzipan posted by keith spillett in general weirdness on november 30 2017 ozzy after passing out in a bowl of soup on saturday night heavy metal rocker ozzy osbourne reportedly checked into the barbara ford center for confectionary addiction on sunday morning after a weeklong marzipan bender that nearly cost him his teeth and pancreas he was found face down in a bowl of lobster bisque at a diner in manassas virginia late saturday night doctors tested his blood glucose level and found it to be 4 million milligrams per deciliter over 3 9 million milligrams higher than it should have been a clear sign of a marzipan overdose osbourne who has recently cancelled a black sabbath show due to what some are calling a marzipan hangover has struggled with addiction throughout a good portion of his career recently however ozzy has become incoherent when speaking has fallen off the stage during concerts and burned 1 3 of arizona to the ground while making a grilled cheese sandwich ozzy exhibiting marzipan dementia unsure why the bike won t start addiction to marzipan or marzy as it is often called on the streets is a particularly difficult habit to quit people often begin eating the sticky sweet substance at parties quickly they will move onto smoking or snorting marzipan to get a quicker stronger high from there many addicts will boil the substance into a paste and inject it directly into their bloodstream at the height of jimmy bloodwrench martin s marzipan addiction he was shooting the substance directly into his eyeballs eight or nine times a day martin the bass player for math rock legends morbid angle was hooked on marzy for 3 years before he realized he needed help my teeth had begun to rot i had sores all over my body i developed type 1 through 16 diabetes just to get that rush i d wake up at 3 am in a cold sweat trying to get my marzipan dealer on the phone i sold my toaster my television even my bass at one point i was desperate anything to get that fix martin has finally gotten clean today he works at the hershey center in harrisburg pennsylvania helping rehabilitate other marzipan addicts things are rougher out there then they were when i was using it s not just marzipan anymore we ve had 13 year old kids come into the center after getting caught freebasing nougat the court sent one guy here because he tried to shoot an entire flan into his arm it s a crisis out there and nobody seems to be paying attention ozzy mistakes kermit for a marzipan cupcake tries to eat him while ozzy is the first high profile celebrity heavy metal rock and roll rocker to seek help for his addiction other heavy metallers have run into problems with marzipan irish authorities detained testament singer chuck billy last year when he attempted to smuggle an entire battenberg cake a dessert that uses so called marzipan frosting out of the country in his suitcase marzipan is not technically illegal in ireland so billy was released but he was placed on a department of homeland security watchlist due to the incident share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading battenberg cake black sabbath chuck billy department of homeland security marzipan marzipan addiction marzipan recipes morbid angel morbid angle ozzy osbourne testament 5 comments they shoot gorillas don t they posted by keith spillett in the poetry of death on june 3 2016 i do not want to talk about the gorilla i want to not talk about the gorilla i want to talk about not talking about the gorilla i want to not talk about wanting to talk about not talking about the gorilla i want to talk about the gorilla without having to talk about the gorilla i want to be known as someone who doesn t talk about the gorilla by people who talk about the gorilla as well as by people who do not talk about not talking about the gorilla along with the people who talk about not talking about the gorilla i cannot talk about the gorilla i cannot not talk about the gorilla without having to talk about the gorilla in order to not talk about the gorilla among people who both talk and do not talk about the gorilla she talks about the gorilla in order to talk about the gorilla i talk about her talking about the gorilla in order to talk about not talking about the gorilla we both talk about the gorilla she doesn t know not to talk about the gorilla when she s talking about the gorilla i know that she doesn t know to not talk about the gorilla when talking about the gorilla she should know better than to talk about the gorilla when talking about the gorilla he knows that i know that talking about her not talking about the gorilla is talking about the gorilla he talks about me not talking about knowing that talking about not talking about the gorilla is talking about the gorilla he talks about me not knowing that not talking about the gorilla and talking about her talking about the gorilla are talking about the gorilla we re all talking about talking about or not talking about people talking or not talking about the gorilla even when we don t talk about not talking about talking about not talking about the gorilla we talk about the gorilla share this share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading 4 comments montana metal militia take over federal building demanding release of new necrophagist album posted by keith spillett in general weirdness on january 4 2016 montana metal militia founder clyde wayne gacy and his followers minutes before the takeover days after a group of armed protestors took over a wildlife refuge in oregon an armed group of five heavy metal warriors united for the liberation of america known as the montana metal militia walked into the evel knievel center for wildlife and motorcycle safety in butte forced the lone employee to leave and told authorities they would not allow anyone in or out of the building until tech death legends necrophagist release a new album the montana metal militia is a group that according to their website seeks to free america from the tyrannical grip of socialism and hip hop they are not to be confused with the smaller lesser known montana metal mulisha who have advocated violent revolution against the marxist hegemony of obama 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