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the closet i want you back heartbreak hotel never can say goodbye thx kiana from proper talks i m sure this list will grow as i dig some more but this is it for now posted in random this is why we re dumb june 15 2009 2 comments as industrious as the united states is as a nation we love to hit the easy button the main reason we are so industrious is because most of our efforts go towards creating easy buttons ironically we like it so cheap and easy that we now have china manufacturing our easy buttons when you think about it the easy button didn t start with 20th century inventions like the remote control microwave oven cruise control and the internets slavery was about as big an easy button you could have and while americans didn t invent it they sure had a really hard time relinquishing it but the easy button mentality doesn t end with consumer goods american media consumption reflects that when topics gets are boring too difficult to understand or too difficult to deal with we find an easy way out in the last 20 years american news media devolved from one of the most respected sources of information on the planet to a minstrel show uhh but instead of white entertainers in blackface you have attractive entertainers of every hue in cleavage and newsface a mummer s farce passing off as real news a good part of that reality has to do with americans looking for an easy way out we kinda care about what s happening in darfur but it s too sad and too intense and way too complicated and there s nothing we can do about it right so please just tell us what happening with the octo mom that s news right there cuz it s local she s in california it s easier to vent our outrage about her sanity her doctor s ethics and where our tax dollars are going than to try to follow a complex issue that s outside of our borders and doesn t directly effect us even if it means ignoring massive loss of human life to feed our appetite for what s easy the mainstream media hits their own easy button and gives us exactly what we want that way they don t need to work too hard either and don t think it s a one way relationship by controlling what we hear and see they get to set the national conversation but it s not just the news media film and television programming also have their hand in setting the national mood and moving people into action have you seen back to the future since the 80 s today the movie s propaganda seems like such a ham fisted attempt to set the nation s perception of libya nbc s la law played a part in glut of new attorneys in the late 80 s and 90 s did you know that there s currently a near crisis shortage of nurses in the us that ll only worsen as baby boomers retire don t worry though there are two new nurse dramas here to save the day showtime s nurse jackie and jada pinkett smith s new nurse drama hawthorne check your local listings it may just be a coincidence but lets just hope that nursing becomes sexy and cool before those shows are taken off the air otherwise we re fucked imagine being at a social gathering and someone walks into the room and says how crazy is it that there s an industry that makes billions of dollars from killing people around the world talk amongst yourselves and walks out that s effectively what the mainstream media does only they wouldn t talk about the weapons industry because one of the biggest profiteers from the iraq war also pays brian williams s salary so there s also plenty of agenda setting by omission speaking of omission so where were the brian williamses of the world on saturday when the people of iran realized that something wasn t right with the election results that sewed mahmoud ahmadinejad into the supreme leader of iran s puppet strings for another four years even though the president of iran has no real power it seems that a substantial part of the electorate had hope that a new president would be able to take a more pragmatic approach to governance and world facing or at least reflect an evolution in the supreme leader and his council s governance and world facing riots protests and acts of violence showed that they were more than a little displeased with the status quo of their authoritarian democracy there s a very real possibility that they ve begun a new revolution in iran and the us news media was shamefully absent in covering it i m not going to beat that dead horse too badly a lot of other bloggers who are a lot smarter than me beat me to it but i mean the shit was embarrassing before the election ahmadinijad may have inoculated himself from the us media s in depth coverage of his fuckery by saying that the western media s reporting of the results may skew perceptions so they backed off but if that s the case when are they going to learn that they don t need to take cues from anyone they were gw bush s megaphone between september 11th 2001 and somewhere around the time that the bush administration lost all credibility for their war in iraq getting suckered by a foreign leader who s widely regarded as evil makes our news media look even more buffoonish the bbc didn t fall for it their coverage was superb and twitter came through in a very big way i honestly didn t find twitter very useful until i followed and got live tweets from iranians civilians on the ground some risking life and liberty to send the world news of what was happening in their country if the folks who set our national agenda are dumb enough to fall for the bush ahmadinejad type of bullshit time and time again what does it say about us who listen to them even if it turns out that they were just lazy hit the easy button and took the weekend off election what election no one in america cares about an iranian election it only shows that as a nation we really need to get our shit together get more involved in the world and find alternatives to the agenda setting machine no ok maybe this will make you feel better posted in general humor piyush race random rant war wtf tags brian williams iran elections iran s supreme leader iranian revolution mahmoud ahmadinejad twitter the natural order of things june 13 2009 leave a comment the above photo is my own i took it while good ol nypd ran my license and registration through the system on friday it s a good thing i d taken care of this problem when i did otherwise i would have probably spent the weekend at camp central booking at first i was upset about getting the ticket because i felt it was bullshit so what if i made a right turn onto empire blvd off of franklin and it s an illegal turn i make a left turn there quite literally 4 days a week and every day i make that left turn a convoy of cars make the right turn so i never thought anything of it and because i m at that intersection almost every day the traffic signs are just a part of the scenery of course the one day i need to turn right there s a cop perched waiting for the aforementioned convoy to make that right turn i saw the cop but didn t think anything of it because i didn t know the turn was illegal and on this day that convoy was a van in front of me which didn t get pulled over and me i mentioned before that at first i was mad was in the past tense i got over it quickly because i thought about it in the grander scheme and in terms of the natural order of things it first hit me when i thought back to a couple weeks away when combat jack and i were talking about the air france flight that crashed into the pacific this seems like the perfect time to take a sidebar and apologize for not posting in a min i ve been working on moving cj s site off of blogger and onto our own hosted platform the new daily mathematics site is going to be an ambitious undertaking we ll start off small and i ll be contributing my tech and quill skills to the new daily maths barack s alter ego has suffered i guess because i haven t multi tasked as well as i m capable now back to the story cj said that air france officials were saying that the plane went down because of turbulence i told him about the time i was on my own flight to paris years ago when we hit turbulence that shook the shit out of the plane and the pilot the pilot screamed voice cracking and all at the flight attendants to get to their stations the turbulence was so bad that the food service stuff from the back of the plane was flying all over the place and finding its way into the main cabin people on the plane were crying and praying out loud we were losing altitude and it felt like a rollercoaster stomach wrenching freefall for what may have been 10 minutes or 15 minutes or may have only been 5 people were literally saying their goodbyes sitting there alone like a spectator to all the chaos around me i realized that i was shook when i felt a bead of sweat run down my calf so i did my own silent prayer and quietly accepted that the end was coming at any moment and because that rollercoaster stomach wrenching freefall was lasting too long i was getting pissed that it wouldn t just get it over with obviously we didn t crash in the blink of an eye what felt like an eternity of crazy turned to peace and all was well as we climbed back into the sky as we finally got off the plane amidst people planting kisses on terra firma someone mentioned final destination the movie about a group of teenagers who escape death from a plane crash but spend the rest of the movie actively trying to escape death because death was their true destiny flashforward to friday while i m still pissed about my traffic ticket i remembered how happy i d been as i climbed into my car because i d escaped getting a parking ticket despite being parked on the wrong side of the street i d actually lucked out on a parking ticket a few weeks earlier too the cost of those tickets would have been more than my traffic ticket and then i realized not only did i escape those two parking tickets but i drove down franklin ave brooklyn blasting guns n roses welcome to the jungle when i drove past the cops i was asking for it the natural order of things can be in disarray for only so long and then i remembered reading about the woman who escaped death by missing the air france flight that crashed in the atlantic but then died in a car crash last week and then i remembered reading about the dude who left his job at merril lynch s world trade center offices on sept 10th 2001 many of his colleagues perished but was on american airlines flight 587 which crashed on its way to the dominican republic on november 12 2001 then i realized that yeah ticket is a pain in the ass but it s petty and i really just need to slow my roll lest i upset the balance in natural order of things posted in random rant tags brooklyn franklin ave nyc nypd tickets traffic tickets anti hip hop rap may 31 2009 4 comments not that hip hop necessarily has a political stance but when some of rap music s early seminal moments were defined by grandmaster flash and the furious five run dmc public enemy and krs one launching bombs at reagan era politics this shit is disgusting i think rappers need to consider issuing death sentence fatwas on muhfuckers who disrespect the art like this what s not surprising is that this is probably the worst attempt at rapping ever what is surprising is that it is not a parody i don t know if this is a part of michael steele s attempt to take the heezy it to the suburban urban streets or whatever the fuck he s trying to do but i think even rush limbaugh in the throes of a vicodin bender would be embarrassed of this shit if i were barack obama i d release this statement seriously this shit you want me to comment on this shit fuck ok uh look the only good thing about this shit is that it ends at 3 36 not 4 38 and what the fuck is that superman shit at 2 52 i love how conservatives try to paint me as a socialist not really knowing what a socialist is meanwhile under previous republican administrations corporate and elite socialism ran unchecked with the richest individuals and businesses getting massive tax cuts to supposedly benefit the country and our economy you all know how that turned out and why the fuck is everyone jocking ayn rand s atlas shrugged i guarantee you that less than 1 of the assholes who talk all that john galt shit have actually read the book i know cuz i m yet to finish it and i ain t no fucking joke oh and fuck yo ipod jokes posted in fucking with michael steele ghetto satire hip hop piyush race shock g vs bubba sparxxx tags african american political humor african american satire ayn rand michael steele political humor rush limbaugh the history of weed may 27 2009 1 comment who doesn t like a little history lesson with their television series promotion posted in uncategorized honorary negroeship for auction on ebay may 22 2009 leave a comment thanks to allana from the comments section it was only a matter of time until a black person tried to capitalize off of this it s a great time to be black in america ain t it barack obama oprah hip hop high unemployment for everyone if you re melanin challenged do you want to make be left out of this incredible moment in history larry king s son doesn t but that s because he s not eminem or pau gasol a blogger from the west coast is auctioning off an honorary blackness certificate complete with authentication by the 1980 s bepermed rev al sharpton from the ebay listing the winner of this auction will receive a signed certificate in a strong mahogany frame proclaiming him or her an honorary black person the winner will also receive gibson s secret guide to being black an easy to follow 10 step guide to being down in no time see excerpt below roffle strong mahogany frame the bidding starts at 10 and no one has staked a claim on it yet but there s 7 days left you would think that some hipsters would have already seen the irony in it and driven the price sky high but then there s the economy keeping wallets shut oh and the fact that freely priced markets never lie no matter how good some of us have it there s probably no fair price for taking on the extra burden of being black in this country i hope he s paying rev al on commission if i were barack obama i d release this statement uh i ve already given a speech on race relations in this country that certificate of honorary blackness is cute real cute but look there s no white america or black america there s the united states of america by embracing our differences while understanding that our similarities are what make us a great nation we can all come to a common ground where we can move this country forward without the distractions of bigotry in the meantime any white person who wants to slap on some extra spray tan and be barack obama for a day without my secret service detail is welcomed to it edit irony of ironies at first i didn t pay attention to that huffpo page i linked to about larry king s son but when i went back to close the tab i noticed this as the banner ad who needs a 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