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rtment store for two dollars less per set katy is weeks away from closing the doors when a visit from a new client changes her luck a cold december friday afternoon finds katy sweeping up the shop and preparing to close when a man and women enter through the back alley door the woman a frail bony little thing is dressed in the best clothes that money can buy a pale yellow cashmere sweater with a beige camel hair skirt a string of pearls drapes her little neck the man who accompanies her wears a three piece pin striped suit and a black fedora these two are right out of macy s of new york the woman is small almost child sized no more than eighty pounds she strides up to katy extends her tiny hand and says my name is bonnie and could you please give me a wash cut and set i know its late but i will pay you nicely if it is not too much trouble katy having made little money that day agrees and escorts her to the shampoo sink as katy is shampooing bonnie s hair for the third time she notices the man sitting by the back door holding a shotgun in his lap it is then that reality sets in and katy realizes who this new client might be she removes her hands from the woman s wet hair and retreats a few steps bonnie sensing her fright assures her in a kind voice mam i am here for a beauty appointment we mean you no harm and will pay for the service katy assured that she will not be gunned down completes the shampoo and leads bonnie to the beautician s chair once bonnie parker is seated it s as if she s a lost catholic girl returning to confession she recounts her childhood her marriage at a young age her desire to be a poet to attend a good university and to make her mama proud she then makes mention of that mongrel over there by the door and how he has ruined her life beyond repair once she begins the tales of their lives on the run she cackles like a mad witch and has katy laughing along with her first hand knowledge makes it all the crazier katy knows that bonnie is leaving out the killing parts to spare her two hours later the appointment is finished bonnie parker hands katy six twenty dollar bills and says she will be back next month around the same time of day if that is alright katy says that will be fine and bonnie departs with clyde in tow knowing she has to keep this to herself she tells her husband harvey and no one else katy is full of remorse knowing that the money she accepted is probably blood money or someone s life savings yet she took it because it would allow her to keep her shop open for a few more months if she is truthful with herself she enjoyed the excitement it produced the next month on a friday the two most wanted crooks in the land arrive at 4 30 pm bonnie receives a wash trim and set and the confessions continue katy earns another six twenty dollar bills this time she is less remorseful and less frightened bonnie visits twice more the last visit was unnerving for katy bonnie parker is unwashed and her clothes need cleaning she is gaunt and hollow eyed there are no confessions or funny stories clyde remained in their car and bonnie upon being seated in katy s chair removed a 38 pistol from her purse and cradled it in her lap as if she was expecting trouble when the appointment is finished bonnie parker checks her makeup in the mirror straightens her skirt and says to katy my mama always says a girl s gotta look good when she goes how do i look miss katy katy replies you look lovely as ever bonnie hands katy eight twenty dollar bills and says she will see her next month a few weeks later katy reads in the newspaper that bonnie and clyde were killed in a shootout with the law in louisiana katy hopes she looked good when it happened this story was told to my cousins and me many times when we were young aunt katy left out much of the detail as we grew older into our teenage years the story became more graphic and colorful i had no idea aunt katy was so famous share this share on x opens in new window x share on 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years later in 1938 the boots of german soldiers marched into poland igniting the fierce relentless path toward war in europe with sinister determination the axis powers wove their tapestry of aggression plotting to dominate and reshape their corners of the earth at the same time the unwary world stood on the precipice of chaos the usa wanted no part of either party of aggression it s not because of neutrality or isolationism we were in the midst of our own soup pot of misery the great depression which took america to its knees and shook the unshakeable into a fearful corner president roosevelt had a vision not one draped in golden accolades or celebrated with lavish banquets but a steadfast resolve to steer the nation back to unity offering hope and livelihoods to millions of hard working citizens striving for a better life or to bring back the comfort of the one that had vanished in the winds of the dust bowl hitler drew a red line in the atlantic down the west coast of the uk and japan drew the same line encompassing china and manila with hawaii being the jewel that would put them closer to the united states hawaii had thousands of japanese who had immigrated or were born on the island who were fiercely loyal to their mother country and the emperor and the island was teeming with spies who reported back to japan we now call them sleeper cells germany had the same in most major cities in our country mainly on the east coast we were in grave danger just as we are today but the countries are different and harbor the same sinister ideology our homeland is infiltrated with insurgents that are loyal to islam only and their ideology is to take over our soil and put us on a prayer rug jews were persecuted in europe but the united states had been doing the same for decades only in a more evasive and gentler way iran and the arab countries hold a mission to wipe israel off the map of the world and all the jewish people that live there and the united states because of friendship and christianity is now included their goal is the same as the nazis mass extermination of anyone who doesn t bow to their ideology you can call me a racist a hater or anything you wish i consider myself an american patriot and can say with all confidence that the muslim religion like the nazi movement in europe and japan in the 1930s is not one of peace it borders on being a radical demonic ideology more than a religion but it s well organized and sweeps entire countries into its bag of deception and hate we hard working christian americans have allowed the demonic enemy to come to our shores and take over entire u s cities imposing their radical culture on our citizens they are succeeding in changing our culture as they have in france england ireland and most of europe tribalism via empathetic immigration has taken the white christian culture of these countries and turned them into islamic strongholds you will find more mosques than churches this is the one thing that hitler or hirohito couldn t accomplish because they had no willing americans to support their plans today our country is full of enthusiastic pliable young overeducated students and liberal professionals who are willing to aid islam in dissolving our constitution that was declared in may 250 years ago america had better wake up and take up its call to arms the lines are once again drawn and now we have more enemies to see their task through we are staring the past in the face before us and we damn well bond together and keep what our founding fathers so lovingly gave us share this share on x opens in new window x share on bluesky opens in new window bluesky share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on 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than one possibly a family with relatives i did the inhumane unthinkable and poisoned the little rat with some guaranteed tasty and effective bait yesterday he was lying down breathing hard and in a spot i could reach with my wife s martha stewart cooking tongs i figured he was about to go to ratland so i would wait out the expiration but this morning he or she has vanished it s unlikely a rat rapture happened so he is either deeper in the tub or has crawled away to croak in a more natural and serene setting in the woods that surround my home my cousin and i used to sit in my grandparents barn and shoot the rats with our daisy bb guns killing a few now and then but developing a keen eye for shooting fast moving targets now i m back to square one find the rat dig more foam put on a hazmat suit and finish vacuuming up the foam pieces and the rat poop i m seriously considering having someone haul the tub away rat and all or purchasing a 410 shotgun and gettin er done i share this share on 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besides he can get almost everything for free over here he also said he is considering wrapping himself in explosives and blowing up a quick trip gas station or a 7 11 he wants to go to allah s heaven in the worst way so he can get his 72 or so virgins i took him seriously so i alerted the two businesses i also sent him a picture of what to really expect when he gets there i also sent him a bible and a box of cherry bombs wrapped in melted chocolate share this share on x opens in new window x share on bluesky opens in new window bluesky share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on threads opens in new window threads share on facebook opens in new window facebook print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest email a link to a friend opens in new window email like this like loading featured ask a texan ozempic is a pain in the butt featured phil strawn 13 comments real good advice for folks that don t have any brain cells left the texan this texan received a request for help written on the back of a walmart bag the new ones made from paper mr weemus weesley of sore rabbit foot south dakota says his wife is abusing ozempic in the worst way possible mr weesley mr texan there ain t nobody in our town that knows nothing about nothing my wife luella is a bit overweight well some folks say she just has big bones but she is honestly just a bit overweight as are most women her age during menopause most of the weight is in her buttocks i had to butter up the door jambs to the bathroom just so she could get in there for a shower her doctor gave her a script for this new weight loss stuff ozempic but she is deathly afraid of needles and passes out after i give her the first jab some influencer on social media said she could inject this stuff into a blueberry and put it up her behind like a suppository so she tried it it was working for a while and she wasn t eating two gallons of blue bunny ice cream a day but then she stopped losing weight everywhere except in her buttocks and her hands and her feet and now the rest of her is still a bit heavy but her ass feet and hands are the size of a little kid s she s going through two or three pounds of blueberries a week and now i don t have any to put in my yogurt and she has this little gimlet ass hands and feet about the size of our six year old granddaughters who refuses to come visit because luella looks like some weird alien from those 1950s scary shows she s so freaky looking i can t even take her to walmart at midnight when no one is there except folks in their jammies any ideas on this one the texan well mr weesley i m almost out of words on this one i ve seen the pictures of the hollywood 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