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edly tap me on my thigh over and over and over and over for almost the rest of the movie on the drive home she started crying shouting at me about how sorry she is she said she s having nightmares about losing me and she can t imagine a day where she doesn t wake up next to me etc i told her i don t want to continue a romantic relationship with you we are getting a divorce i asked her to pull over so i could drive since she was acting like a maniac and i was afraid she d drive us right into traffic the rest of the drive home was quiet sniffling and silence last night as a last ditch effort she tried to initiate one last time i pulled her off and told her no our sex life is over after we split you can go back to zack and we ll be on our separate ways until then stop trying to fucking initiate with me you ll just get rejected let me sleep like the night before she fell asleep in tears this morning we woke up at almost the exact same time which is unusual i wake up quite early and she sleeps in maybe she stayed up all night and waited for me to get up to talk idk anyways she said that she wanted to come clean to get everything off of her chest she couldn t live with herself if she kept leading me on whatever that means carly had sex with x but that isn t it they switched partners repeatedly over the weekend so every m f combination that is possible with carly jenny zack and x happened she said carly was frightened about my brother finding out so she stabbed jenny in the back by snitching on jenny in other words carly wanted to be the plaintiff and jenny to be the defendant since usually the person who reports first is trusted more when carly told jenny what she did dumb move jenny panicked and sent something similar to me about carly so they both cheated on us with two different partners zack and x are mutual friends of the both of them and all of them had been interested in something sexual for a while now jenny said she wanted to see what it was like to taste other fish in the sea and carly was tired of the same bland life i was once again devastated and angry that she still hadn t told me the truth even after coming clean before an hour ago i texted my brother asking him if he could swing by my house later today with carly so we could talk about something he instead told me to come over to his house tonight with jenny keep in mind i hadn t even told him about carly cheating yet but he already wanted me to bring jenny along so maybe carly came clean to him jenny is nervous about going over there later she isn t eating much or speaking much i received the call logs from jenny s phone over the past few days the person she and carly were talking to outside the hotel wasn t zack it was a number i ve never seen before x she contacted the bank once probably about the frozen joint account or she was trying to drain the account she also called carly multiple times during the trip her phone is broken now so she hasn t made any calls in the past day or so zack is probably wondering why she hasn t spoken to him recently the divorce lawyer and i have a follow up meeting scheduled for thursday afternoon we re planning on going through with the divorce i ll be informing jenny she ll need to hire a lawyer soon she probably isn t taking me seriously but she will when she sees the prenup with the cheating clause highlighted it s weird the amount of publicity my situation is receiving fox news dailymail radio shows etc it s a constant reminder about how shitty these next few months are going to be and also raises the probability of her finding out about this i cant go 2 minutes without thinking about the affair i can t even browse this sub without seeing pi or jenny and carly jokes in the comment section of almost every post hopefully in time it ll be less painful and more of a funny joke to me still hurts thinking about two different guys fucking my soon to be ex wife possibly even at the same time thank you all for the support another update is coming this evening after i speak with my brother and carly and maybe another one during the day if something new unfolds 1 comment 1 prayer 3 53pm 1 20 2015 what the heck i had no idea brazzers was offering me a free subscription haha nice people they are 4 45pm 1 20 2015 heading to my bro s soon i posted a comment somewhere jokinglymentioning my favorite movies those are not my favorite movies of all time they don t even crack my top 3 5 05pm 1 20 2015 leaving in a few minutes jenny s getting ready should be a shitty next few hours i m getting so much support in my inbox it s unbelievable i can t even read 1 5 of the messages thanks everyone 5 07pm 1 20 2015 if it makes some people feel better i ll try to explain any inconsistencies or problems people have with the story when i get back tonight or tomorrow update tonight will be about the shitty talk i m about to have 5 10pm 1 20 2015 proof will be posted after the divorce case is settled official proof to calm down the nonbelievers edit 5 11 10pm 1 20 2015 jenny and i pulled up at my brother carly s house after ringing the doorbell and waiting for what felt like an eternity carly answered the door she looked sad and her eyes were swollen as if she had been crying for a while we entered and my brother was waiting for us in the living room i walked over and took a seat next to him jenny tried to sit next to carly but carly got up and walked to a seat across the room you could almost taste the tension in the room without beating around the bush my brother got right into it my brother said carly told him that jenny pushed carly into having sex with zack x that it wasn t her choice carly must ve came clean to my brother about having sex with zack and or x carly spoke up and said if it was her choice she wouldn t have done it and she would ve remained faithful to my brother carly said jenny turned into a bad influence recently and kept nudging her towards an affair but she kept resisting finally to stop the pestering carly gave in carly said again that jenny isn t a positive influence you want in your life and the old jenny she knew the kind faithful loving one was gone jenny looked furious she shouted you fucking liar jenny admitted that they both had sex because they both wanted to try new things she didn t force anyone to do anything i spoke up and for the first time in a long time took jenny s side i questioned my brother asking him if he actually believed the bullshit carly was spewing out of her mouth i told him there was no way jenny forced anyone to do anything otherwise carly would ve sneak texted one of us earlier on about this whole thing emotional breakdown commence carly wept for 10 minutes straight mumbling out words nobody could understand jenny surprisingly just stared at her in anger instead of joining in carly eventually came clean telling us that they both agreed to it and wanted to try something new my brother was once again furious and started marching around the house slamming doors he has a tough time controlling his anger finally we all knew the complete truth jenny and carly consented to having sex with two men on a fake girl s night s out my brother calmed down but was still visibly upset and returned to the living room there was nothing left to say we all knew what was coming a dual divorce after we had cleared everything up everyone stood up as you normally do when guests are leaving and jenny and i were getting ready to leave carly walks across the room and hugs jenny even after jenny nicely resists a few times it lasts a few seconds and jenny pulls out they re both looking at each other now crack jenny slapped carly across the face now it wasn t so hard that she d lose consciousness or be thrown into another dimension but it left a mark jenny clearly wasn t having any of this blaming bullshit she turned and quickly ran out the door i apologized profusely and followed her out the door my brother texted me when we got home saying it s ok and he s pretty pissed about carly embarrassing him like that with a lie in front of all of us needless to say carly and jenny won t be speaking to each other for a while as you all know after jenny smashed her phone on the floor and aggressively placed it on hard tables multiple times her phone stopped working properly i saw this firsthand when i got home from the divorce lawyer see i retrieved the call text logs from the past few days and noticed there were no texts since the incident nor were there any calls there were calls during the girls trip though i m not 100 certain whether or not her phone ceased to work immediately after the bedroom phone smash or if it worked for a while then stopped as i said the morning after jenny smashed her phone on the ground and i returned from the divorce lawyer she texted me jenny was either using her phone which was barely working not likely or her ipad since it only requires wifi to text using imessage not a cell phone plan imessages do not come up on the text call logs since they don t use the carrier s service they use apple s servers when she texted me i didn t think it through and thought it was just a normal imessage text i had different more serious and important divorce things on my mind than which device she used to contact me jenny had been switching between normal texts and imessage while speaking with zack this evening i entered jenny s ipad password and went into imessage she had been texting zack and an unknown number probably x i read through the conversations and jenny broke up with both of them she said she didn t want to have any further ties with them and the sex was going to stop x and zack agreed and they haven t spoken since so jenny had actually broken off her relationship with them she wasn t lying jenny kissed me goodnight i had no time to react she didn t hold me down and force it or anything just a quick few second long kiss which is fine i guess and went to bed i m typing this on the computer and i m heading up soon she hasn t cried or begged for sex or affection i guess she understands now that it s done now all me and my brother have to do is file for divorces and we ll be back to bachelor lives without wives we aren t divorcing each other we re divorcing our wives jeesus also if you think the story is fake it isn t please refrain from spamming my inbox with you re a karma whore good story better karma rewards etc i want to see the messages where people are actually sending advice or giving me feedback not a whole bunch of useless insults thanks 11 27pm 1 20 2015 tomorrow i might post a straw poll on whether or not me and my bro should get revenge or something no revenge is petty never mind also it seems this crowd of redditors at night is a lot nicer and less volatile i like you guys 11 51pm 1 20 2015 me right now 11 56pm 1 20 2015 heading to bed very soon i ll still be replying to some comments though i can t get to all of them 12 51am 1 21 2015 i guess we re the reason reddit s servers have been so fucked in the past few days shall add broke the internet to my resume i ll reply to some more comments and head to bed thank you all for the support these past few days i ll update this situation tomorrow although i ll probably have to make a new post since it ll be at the max character limit if you guys still want to see updates goodnight 1 38am 1 21 2015 no i don t think i m so important that i needed the disclaimer i m getting tons of messages asking to turn this into a short film book movie on kickstarter etc i needed to put that there that s in the off chance someone took this as something more serious than just some guy and his brother s divorce stories and many people advised me to post the disclaimer since it made it onto the news just following advice i m getting tons of messages about it i won t be able to reply to all of them i m sorry edit 5 4 20pm 1 21 2015 as usual i woke up early hit the gym and returned home in time for breakfast jenny was up by the time i got home and sitting at the table eating breakfast while having a plate out for me again she woke up early when she normally doesn t i don t know why i let her cook for me i didn t ask for it but i wasn t gonna throw out a perfectly good breakfast as i knew she didn t poison me or anything like that it felt so much like our time together pre affair sitting together eating and casually speaking she stopped trying to initiate or be all romantic aside from occasional shoulder brushes and a peck once in a while there s nothing i can do to stop those things it happens in a second and i don t have time to react anyways while finishing up breakfast we heard the doorbell ring i went to answer the door it was carly and a police officer this was the non emergency kind of officer the kind that settles minor disputes she called him over to supervise us in case things got physical again we didn t get any heads up she was coming whatever that s fine carly got right to it she explained clearly that she did not want any of us to contact her ever again carly said she didn t want to speak with us and she s had enough of all this drama and shadiness bs we had ruined her life and caused her to become such an unstable person apparently she has depression and she s developed a fingernail biting habit because of us to clarify myself jenny and my brother weren t to speak to her ever again unless it was related to the divorce case between her and my brother jenny tried to speak up but carly shushed her before she could say anything carly is also setting up a restraining order against jenny and i and another one against my brother after their divorce is final she said we ll have to pay a fine to the tune of 1000 if we come within 1000 feet of her i looked over at the officer to confirm if what she was saying is possible but he shrugged his shoulders carly is staying at a hotel until her divorce is final also if jenny hears any rumors she is not allowed to spread them carly also said she s afraid she might have gotten an std from jenny and she s going to get tested asap i m also getting tested soon i was close to blowing up and asking her what the fuck she was doing in our house coming in with an officer explaining this bullshit that obviously won t hold up in court but i let it slide jenny was growing aggravated but she held it in as well carly smirked and walked out the door behind the officer jenny tried to trip her from behind but carly caught herself told the officer and glared at jenny jenny received a warning from the officer so carly isn t speaking to my brother me or jenny jenny and i are getting a divorce clearly now so are my brother and carly soon it ll just be me and my brother and two best friends who threw away their lives split apart by a dumb idea jenny and carly will be cut out from our lives as soon as this is all over also i ve requested jenny s parents come over saturday during a time when jenny is out we ll talk about this situation 4 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