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dorses it its the bomb from behind his back he produces a probe that looks like a 1 24th scale model of the hindenburg blimp attached to the business end is an evil pigtail coil that is glowing green this contraption is right out of the spanish inquisition playbook of torture and it s going inside of me fortunately for my mental stability the relaxation drugs i took an hour ago have kicked in so i am defenseless to attempt escape i accept fate and brace for the assault when the nurse mr smiley inserts the little hindenburg into my backside i was convinced i was either in the throes of childbirth or expelling an alien creature from my abdomen i will never again doubt the painful stories of alien abductees or women birthing children as no big deal i am squirming like a brain hungry zombie begging for mercy offering money to end the agony anything to stop the immobilizing pain then in an instant the suffering was gone and i was human again listening to some awful hillbilly music i drifted into la la land i drift back into consciousness hearing george jones sing he stopped loving her today possibly the saddest damn country song ever written i choke back a tear then realize where i am and why i m here nurse smiley congratulates me on a job well done helps me to my feet and back to the dressing room heading for the waiting room i realize that scenarios like this will be my life for months to come i think of a song from the grateful dead i will get by i will survive catchy little tune everyone needs a theme song share this share on x opens in new window x share on bluesky opens in new window bluesky share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on threads opens in new window threads share on facebook opens in new window facebook print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest email a link to a friend opens in new window email like this like loading featured ask a texan texas chili cookoff tips for beginners featured phil strawn 31 comments downhome and humble advice for folks that live so far out yonder they don t know nothing about the world except what they hear at the feed store and the septic tank man the texan this texan received a letter pleading for help from mr pico de gallo of bandera texas seems he is considering entering the world famous terlingua chili cookoff for the first time and is being forced to use his wife s old family recipe and has concerns mr pico de gallo mr texan i m entering the famous terlingua chili cook off and my wife conchita bonita maria wants me to use her old mexican family recipe her family is from san antonio and her great great great grandmother was the cook for the defenders of the alamo her name was chile conchita madera and history credits her for making the first batch of chili so the dish was named after her she was also davy crockett s girlfriend and he and jim bowie got into a ruckus over her and davy shot off jim bowie s pinkie toe with his famous rifle old betsy she and davy were tight but then he didn t make it and she left with the other women after santa anna won the battle santa anna wanted to hire her as his personal cook but she wouldn t have any of it my problem is my wife wants me to go out and get the fresh meat the same stuff her great great great grandmother used now i ve got to go kill a bunch of opossums a few skunks some rats three or four rattlesnakes and a cow that got blown up by a cannonball during the fight i m not a hunter and don t even own a rifle only a 44 magnum pistol and i m pretty sure if i shoot those critters with that dirty harry gun it s gonna blow them up to a pulp and won t be of any use and to top it off she also wants me to go to marfa texas and search the chihuahuan desert for the rare chihuahuan death pepper which grows near the mountains at the base of cacti and is really hard to find i m in a pickle here why can t i just get some wolf brand canned chili and add some stuff to it help a brother out here the texan well mr de gallo i happen to be somewhat of an expert on chili my two son in laws have won the terlingua chili cookoff twice in the last five years so by osmosis and relations they turned me into a chili expert i can tell right now you don t need to shoot all those road kill critters and blow them up just go to heb and get some pork steak ground beef and other meats and tell her you shot the critters she won t know the difference i ll email you my special recipe for my award winning chili i use my special hot sauce called davy crockett s colon cannon because it s made with the vietnamese death pepper brought back to texas from vietnam in 1969 by my buddy tex stiles the famous bbq chef he was fighting the cong over there and an old mama san turned him onto the pepper it s the hottest one in the world and one pepper could kill two or three folks so you ve got to use only one or two drops in your batch i ll send you some cherry bombs and a cd of john wayne s famous movie the alamo your wife s granny might be in there somewhere share this share on x opens in new window x share on bluesky opens in new window bluesky share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on threads opens in new window threads share on facebook opens in new window facebook print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest email a link to a friend opens in new window email like this like loading featured ask a texan when life ain t so wonderful featured phil strawn 17 comments contemplative and often serious advice for non texans the texan this texan recieved a letter from a mr george baily of bedford falls new york it seems his oldest son tommy has become a performitive male mr baily mr texan i read your advice column in my uncle billy s copy of the police gazette so you being a wise old fellow might be able to help me out my oldest son tommy has been away at college in new york city mary and i haven t seen him in about 6 months or so he came home a few days ago and we almost lost our breakfast right there in the foyer when he walked in the door he was dressed in checkered pajama pants a see through black tee shirt and a pink fuzzy sweater he was carrying a tote bag from macy s had a nikon camera hanging from his neck and was wearing some pink phyllis diller looking glasses and to make it even worse he also had one of those man buns on his head his younger sister zuzu took one look at him and called him a little sissy man mary spent three hours in the kitchen making him his favorite supper of pork tenderloin mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli tomato medley when he came downstairs to eat he threw a fit and said he no longer eats meat or nightshade vegetables because his sensitive digestive system makes him moody and melancholy if he eats the wrong food he only eats kale salad tibetan rice cakes and drinks a mocha latte from starbucks just looking at the supper made him whimper and cry he told us he has embraced his sensitive feminine side doing away with his male toxicity he is now what is known as a performative male zuzu our stout no nonsense daughter lost it and punched him out with a haymaker to the face right there in the dining room she then threw a handful of rose petals on him as he lay there on the rug with a dislocated jaw and bleeding from his nose mary is so upset she pleaded with me to call my angel buddy clarence to see if he could talk some sense into our little performative sissy man got any suggestions on how we can handle this predicament the texan boy howdy george i can see that your life ain t so wonderful right now we don t have many of those feminine men here in fort worth texas they all stay in dallas and austin down here men are real men we wear manly footwear stetson hats and wrangler jeans from cavender s if your son took a stroll in the stock yard district he wouldn t last five minutes before some cowboy put a large can of whoop ass on him your daughter zuzu sounds like a keeper let her handle her brother a few more butt whippings might do him good there s something about getting your butt kicked by a girl that gets the old male hormones going i m sending him a cd of george strait s greatest hits a pair of justin cowboy boots some wrangler jeans and a box of cherry bombs so zuzu can blow up all his girly stuff tell clarence howdy for me and stay away from bridges share this share on x opens in new window x share on 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a fender strat and a super reverb amplifier he was hip he was in the scene current and cool he was tired of writing songs about nothing that seemed like something after a few bottles of wine and some grass all these young hippie kids thought he was the messiah of music the second coming he tried walking on water and almost drowned all for believing the hype he was done joan b was clingy handsy folksy and too natural for his taste she didn t shave her armpits or legs and he was sick of her traditional whiney folk music he had been to monterey and played grab ass with janis new york can go to hell he was going to nashville and pick with them cats that played cool as country water chet atkins invited him to dinner johnny cash invited him into the fold he was sold on country cooking and gibson guitars nashville skyline was his opus cash led him to the promised land he found baby jesus in a snow globe at the bluebird cafe he put the menorah in his pantry and laid out the good book on his coffee table next to the crystal ashtray and his roll your own cigarettes bob was a christian now his jewish days behind him for a while but he would revisit them often joanie wanted a rematch said she would be less competitive and write even crappier songs bob said no way he couldn t take another round of her he thought about buying another motorcycle but just for a minute naw i don t need another broken neck and leg he purchased a machine gun in case the black panthers came to woodstock he would be ready he wrote ten thousand songs and won the pulitzer prize he kept the money his son jacob is too hip and hangs out with girls from laurel canyon that have no talent for anything except spending his money and wailing bob tells him to get a haircut and a real job he is now his own father back in minnesota bob sells his song catalog for a billion dollars to a group of japanese he s flush with cash he calls paul and ringo and tells them to stick it he s richer than they are now paul writes a song about it ringo sends him some kale cupcakes he revisits the village all the old hangouts are now fast food joints and iphone shops he walks the street but no one recognizes him he s good with that his cell phone rings it s joan b and she wants to meet for a salad and mineral water lunch he wants a burger he tells her he loves meat and she gags and pukes on her samsung phone bob laughs and walks into mcdonalds for a big mac the girl behind the counter asks him if he s that guy on that survivor tv show he says no i am a survivor share this share on x opens in new window x share on bluesky opens in new window bluesky share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on threads opens in new window threads share on facebook opens in new window facebook print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest email a link to a friend opens in new window email like this like loading featured the journey to fort worth a story of hope and sacrifice featured phil strawn 19 comments the continuing story of jesus got a mainline the manley family front from left jasper marcy lavelle standing from left mozelle jay and catharine leaving home to forge a new life can be an exhilarating journey or a regretful mistake depending on the circumstances of the departure my mother mozelle saw it as a journey that must be made there would be no regret or sadness the days of laboring in the fields and chopping cotton were behind her now she would never again grip the wooden handle of a hoe her mother s parting tears left a permanent stain on the shoulder of her best dress her father s apathy and refusal to hold her pierced her heart the bus ride to fort worth stretched into the night giving her time to reflect and to shed her tears in the dark sharing an apartment with her sister lavelle she found work at consolidated aircraft corporation where she built b 24 bombers as part of the war effort she was now the girl on the famous poster with her sleeve rolled up and a polka dot headscarf her life was all work with little time for a social life in a letter from home her father demanded that she and her sister send him a percentage of their paychecks as their departure from the farm had forced him to hire labor and change crops that yielded less money they complied albeit unwillingly for the sake of their mother they learned that the preacher and his family had come one last time and with no cotton to pick returned to san angelo where he passed a few months later his sons carried on the church she never forgot preacher and his mainline to jesus her brother jay wrote frequently to his sisters from his ship in the pacific theater he was a gunner on a destroyer and participated 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