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hyperbole and a half skip to main skip to sidebar pages home about about 2 faq store forum book book 2 richard author note my publisher told me i could post a chapter from the new book there were 25 chapters to choose from but i chose this one because i wanted to give you a love letter and it seemed like the most appropriate love letter to give you would be an extremely indirect one that screams do not feel scared i am just interacting with you for the first few years of my life the only people i knew how to find lived in my house we had a neighbor richard but richard was quiet and rarely outside for long so i didn t know about him one afternoon though richard went outside that s how i found out about him i did not interact with richard i just saw him he probably didn t even know he stood in his driveway for a minute or two and then went back into his house but i saw him i think that was the main thing it was very exciting a person lives next to us a person he lives right there and i saw him when will he go outside again what else does he do does he know about dad who is his friend does he like whales is his house the same as ours which room does his grandma live in desperate to catch another glimpse of him i d lurk near the windows all day just staring at his house i think i expected it go somewhere you can t find out there s a person living right next to you and then never get any answers maybe if you re 100 and you know everybody but not if you re 3 not when it s the first stranger you know how to find i just wanted to know more anything and this is as far as it would have been able to go if it wasn t for the dog door my grandma usually supervised me while my parents were at work she d drink screwdrivers and do the crossword i d run around the house and do whatever if she hadn t seen me in a while she d check to make sure i still had all my fingers but escaping wasn t a big concern the doors were locked just in case there were jingle bells on the handles the dog door was the single weak point in the fortress the revolutionary impact the dog door had on my ability to observe richard was second only to the discovery of richard himself i was cautious at first i just wanted to get a little closer just a little i d sneak out through the dog door and go stare at his house from the edge of our driveway hoping this would summon him when it didn t i d sneak a little closer maybe it ll work if i stand in richard s driveway or actually maybe i ll just go over to this little window here and see what i can see i started sneaking out more frequently i started sneaking out at night and the fact that i was sneaking seems to suggest i might ve been at least partially aware that this type of behavior should be a secret but i don t think i d reached that crucial developmental turning point where you re capable of recognizing how creepy you re being however on the night i found the cat door in richard s garage even my undeveloped fish level brain could sense that a boundary was about to be crossed a tiny instinctual trace of doubt the wisdom of my ancestors whispering through the ages this might be too weird of a thing to do of course one of the main features of undeveloped fish level brains is poor impulse control and before i could complete the thought i was in richard s living room i hadn t prepared for this possibility i d dreamed of it sure but i wasn t expecting it to happen so i just stood there for a little while and then retreated to regroup a concrete objective never emerged but the missions became bolder and more frequent i started bringing things back with me richard s things they seemed valuable somehow richard likes these things perhaps they contain the secret to richard a nonsensical collection of richard s possessions slowly accumulated at the back of my toy drawer this would prove to be my downfall long before that though my mom noticed that i d mysteriously disappear sometimes she wasn t worried yet because she didn t think i knew how to get out of the house but one day she asked me where i d been and i said hanging out with richard hanging out was a misnomer richard had been hanging out by himself and i had been standing in his hallway just out of view but this was concerning news for my parents they didn t even know that i knew richard let alone that we d been hanging out they went over and knocked on richard s door and asked him about it probably with thinly veiled suspicion regarding richard being a child predator and richard who was still somehow unaware of all the hanging out we d been doing told them he didn t know anything about that i imagine things were tense for a bit the suggestion that i d been hanging out with richard was disturbing for both my parents and richard but the clues piled up i couldn t control myself i took more things bigger things i also branched over into hiding things for richard to find pretty rocks pieces of string letters i d tried to write at that age i didn t know how to spell very many words so the messages were fairly cryptic the entire alphabet followed by the word mom and a drawing of the sun rampant scribbling hundreds of tiny circles and is this a spider the spider was supposed to be richard i hadn t figured out how many arms and legs people are supposed to have yet so i just put a whole bunch on there and hoped it was enough i didn t want him to feel offended because i shortchanged him on legs it must ve come off like being haunted by a defective but well meaning ghost the connection should have been obvious but when faced with a mystery like where did my remote control go why is there a piece of paper with a child s handwriting on it hiding in the vcr and how do these rocks keep getting in here almost no rational adult would jump to the conclusion because a child has been sneaking in through my cat door and leaving these for me to discover not even with clues i don t know what theory richard came up with to explain it but it almost certainly wasn t that one similarly when faced with a mystery like why does our child keep disappearing and why has our child been hanging out with our 40 year old neighbor almost no rational adult would jump to the conclusion because our child has become obsessed with our 40 year old neighbor and hanging out is a loose term to describe the activity of spying the thing that finally blew my cover was stealing richard s cat stealing it wasn t the original plan the opportunity presented itself i seized it it was a strong animal getting it into the drawer was difficult i didn t have a plan for what to do with it but i knew i had something valuable and i think the thought process was that i should save it for later for when i figured out how to capitalize on the probably unlimited potential of this it lived in the drawer for a while i don t know how long hours probably and now it is time for a quick fact about cats cats aren t good secrets because under extreme duress they have the ability to make a sound like yaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao my parents eventually realized the sound was coming from inside the house and located the source of it they weren t expecting to find quite so many of richard s things i don t know if they put the pieces together immediately or processed them individually as they came up first of all there s a cat in this drawer how about that next up there appear to be a considerable number of objects under the cat this one is a shoe this one is a piece of bread this one is a credit card bill huh it s addressed to richard the neighbor inching closer to the truth with every clue until the ultimate answer to what does hanging out with richard mean was revealed there was more than enough evidence to answer the question that s got to be a strange moment for a parent there s this omnipresent fear of predators and monsters and you just you never quite expect to find out the monster is your kid they confronted me after a strategy meeting about how the fuck to handle this that s not something the books prepare you for there s no chapter on what to do if you suspect your child is a predator there s no hallmark card for sorry we accused you of being a molester we didn t realize our kid was sneaking into your house and stealing your spoons and animals and watching you while you sleep we re really really sorry that primal instinct i d felt in richard s garage flickered back online a little bit looking at the objects and the freaked out cat and my parents confused faces i realized that yeah maybe this had been a weird thing to do i felt like i should explain why i had done this but i didn t know either so we all just stood there feeling weird about ourselves and each other the cat was stoked to be free though update you guys have been asking about what happened after the story ended did my parents apologize to richard what did they say what happened with the cat i don t know exactly what my parents said in their apology but i did my own apology later afterward richard gave me a stuffed rabbit as a peace offering i named the rabbit bigwig and it was my favorite toy for a very long time the pink rabbit that shows up in this post and a couple other places in the book is an homage to bigwig i m still trying to find actual bigwig i do still have him but in the meantime here is a picture of me my sister and bigwig i believe that s richard s house in the background this was probably a year or two after the incident described in the story and as you can see bigwig was already showing signs of extreme wear and tear i truly loved him he went everywhere with me while searching for photos of bigwig i also found this i didn t draw the cat correctly in my memory it s an adult cat but my mom s caption leads me to believe that this was in fact the cat i stole from richard anyway richard was and probably still is a very kind man if he somehow reads this and realizes it s him i hope it makes him feel beautiful i feel like this gets it across a little better than my early attempts at least posted by allie at 9 30 pm 252 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2020 2 september 2 richard announcement 2013 3 october 1 may 2 2011 5 october 1 may 1 april 1 february 1 january 1 2010 78 december 1 november 2 october 2 september 3 august 3 july 1 june 2 may 4 april 7 march 19 february 21 january 13 2009 79 december 17 november 15 october 17 september 12 august 6 july 12 go there make him famous internet things that make me laugh or think or both pbf comics hark a vagrant 27bslash6 david thorne s blog the oatmeal nedroid whiteboard unicorns cake wrecks the bloggess buttersafe chicken maker dramatic reading of a real breakup letter gary landlord of the flies steam me up kid copyright this work by allie brosh is licensed under a creative commons attribution noncommercial no derivative works 3 0 united states license based on a work at hyperboleandahalf blogspot com search this blog pageloads all drawings 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