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with sexual prowess everytime she appears on screen no matter the genre but she was never more lust worthy than when she seduces a nerdy henry fonda who was just returning from a year long expedition studying snakes in the amazon in her cabin purring into his ear and slowly running her fingers through his hair this is one sexy scene that would straighten any anaconda 7 romeo and juliet 1968 i ve already talked about this one at length but let me just reiterate forbidden love tight 16th century pants leonard whiting s naked butt hot hot hot 6 black book 2007 carice van houten is a sex goddess whether she s being rescued by a hunky sailor or saving her ass from the concentration camp by sleeping with a high ranking nazi van houten always knows how to turn on the audience in black book i should know that first sex scene between her and sebastian koch turned me on in ways i never thought a straight sex scene could 5 bonnie and clyde 1967 normally guns and violence completely turn me off but with warren beatty and faye dunaway behind the guns and perpetrating the crimes murder and bank robbery has never looked more stylish and glamorous 4 flesh and the devil 1927 when people complain about old movies especially silent pictures being completely irrelevant and sexless they should be pointed towards flesh and the devil as a counter example to this stereotype real life lovers greta garbo and john gilbert are so intimate in their first alone moment that i swear that they were only moments away from penetration and no one but garbo could make drinking from a communion glass so erotic 3 breathless 1960 the relationship between jean seberg s papergirl and car thief jean paul belmondo is charming throughout the entire film but it is during the 20 minute interlude in seberg s apartment that the sexiness really emerges belmondo clad only in his boxers and seberg sit around and talk about nothing in particular but it s all charming and sexy in it s own french way 2 brokeback mountain 2005 okay so although i ve scene rape scenes in other films that were less uncomfortable than the first sexual encounter between ennis and jack in brokeback the facts are the rest of the little time they spend together over the next 20 years include some very hot moments case in point their first real love making scene in the tent or their first embrace after meeting for the first time in four years 1 y tu mamá también 2002 i know that the celebrated three way which turns into a full on diego luna and gael garcia bernal makeout session part way through is the piece de resistance of this film lord knows i ve rewound that scene a good 10 or 15 times however many of the other sex scenes between either gael diego and maribel verdu are just as hot dirty and erotic as that scene i ve never seen a film before that has celebrated sex in such an open way and actually made it look sexy without depicting it unrealistically diego finishes way too early for maribel s liking during their scene together y tu mamá también is the rare film that will turn you on but also make you think and feel for these characters beyond the sexpots they are posted by dame james at 11 23 pm 3 comments labels barbara stanwyck bonnie and clyde boys boys boys breathless brokeback mountain carice van houten clark gable elizabeth taylor gael garcia bernal greta garbo jean paul belmondo paul newman random top 10 friday december 19 2008 in case you think i ve forgotten happy 28th birthday jakey no matter what people magazine says you ll always be my sexiest man alive posted by dame james at 8 47 pm 1 comment labels birthday boys boys boys jake gyllenhaal well you know that angelina s a bitch exact quote from my mother while we were discussing jennifer aniston s latest antics and how she s probably going to either hold brangelina hostage during a random premiere for benjamin button in japan or just kidnap pax either or i m still on her side angelina can suck it posted by dame james at 9 30 am 2 comments labels angelina jolie friends and family say the darndest things jennifer aniston starting to look backwards i ve been trying to reboot my film logs and diva cup awards page for a few months now figuring out a way to meet my demanding standards i hope to one day post my film logs for as far back as the 1910 s and along the way integrate my retroactive diva cup awards on this site as well i m going to work out the kinks as i go along but for now here s what i have done so far just click on the pictures to be redirected posted by dame james at 12 32 am 1 comment labels le cinema thursday december 18 2008 horton hears the voice of god my parents rented horton hears a who the other day and since i had nothing else going on i decided to watch it with them the film ended up being not that bad which was a huge surprise given the fact that the beginning is mostly jim carey doing his same stupid shtick that he s been delivering for years albeit this time in the form of an elephant steve carell comes in at about the 20 minute mark and proceeds to make it a better film but that s because he s a comedic genius and carey is only interesting if you re 12 while watching the film i caught on to a hidden subtext that when i brought it up neither of them had caught on i don t know if it s supposed to be there or if i m just reading too much into it but i felt like horton hears a who is really a thinly veiled religious tale straight out of the bible don t believe me let s take a look at the mayor of whoville the mayor hears a strange voice coming from the sky that he can t see or touch he must put his faith in this unseen presence to get him though difficult times and save whoville from destruction he has to pass on the word of god to a crowd of unbelievers he tells them you can t see him or feel him but he s there and must convert them to save their lives once the unbelievers are converted they must chant we are here to this and any unknown forces above them to let them know just that they exist and need him them and while we re at it let s discuss horton he hears a voice coming from some place he can t see and automatically has a blind faith in this voice he must contend with a non believer who ridicules his belief in something in he can t see the non believer goes so far as to resort to violence in order to squash horton s beliefs in bible terms this non believer would be equivalent to the romans horton stays true to his beliefs even when everyone is telling him to give it up and he is rewarded in the end with the knowledge that believing is better than seeing who knew you could find this much subtext in a deceptively simple story meant for children posted by dame james at 1 28 am no comments labels le cinema steve carell wednesday december 17 2008 riley s next move i finally caught up with anton corbijn s widely acclaimed ian curtis biopic control a couple of days ago and i actually enjoyed it a bit more than i thought i would it avoids biopic clichés for as long as it possibly can and actually invokes an atmosphere instead of following the typical paint by numbers trajectory of something like walk the line for the most part i was struck by the fact that corbijn lingers so long in the realm of the sad and uncomfortable countless scenes went by in which i just couldn t get over how sad i felt for these poor people i felt bad for samantha morton when she tries to get sam riley to open up to her and he just can t won t answer her i felt bad for sam riley when he admits that he s not a good father and when he couldn t express himself i felt bad for the rest of joy division because they had no idea how to handle ian s epilepsy and increasingly erratic behavior sam riley s performance in control is what really makes the film for me however throughout the course of the film there s something completely haunting riley s ian curtis and no matter how happy he is at a given moment that dead look in his eye never goes away corbijn relies on riley to do a lot of his acting with his eyes and he is more than up for the task he s so good at this he really could have been a silent movie star all he needs to do is stare soulfully and he conveys everything he needs to do i really would love to see a movie with him and kristen stewart in which they just stared at each other since i was so blown away by riley i checked out his imdb page to see what he was doing next since control he s only done a couple episodes of law order svu say what and something called franklyn i have no idea what caught my eye however was a film he is currently working in that s supposed to be released in 2010 called 13 it s a remake of some italian film and has quite an eccentric cast in addition to riley there s jason statham mickey rourke ray liotta ray winstone and 50 cent seriously sam riley you are so talented you shouldn t even be watching a movie with fiddy in it let alone working on one with him this is the only thing listed on the website so i hope that he finds a good film soon that will challenge him and prove yet again what a fantastic actor he is posted by dame james at 10 00 am 7 comments labels 50 cent boys boys boys le cinema sam riley tuesday december 16 2008 hsm4 casting in a perfect world we all know that hsm4 is a given right no matter how much we protest the fact that they ll continue the east high legacy without troy sharpay ryan and the rest of the original cast it s going to happen and we need to accept it with the cast they introduced in hsm3 which includes the rocketman whom a lot of people can t stand tiara whom i can t stand and the rocketman s little friend who looks like he s 8 seriously did i really need to see him without a shirt on longer than i saw zac efron s naked torso i totally understand why no one is excited for this film this afternoon however i totally thought of the perfect way to make hsm4 less excruciating and maybe even slightly enjoyable while banking on the talents of a up and coming pop act who could use the exposure to make their big american crossover who am i talking about why same difference of course seriously can t you just imagine how amazing this would be sean and sarah can be tiara s school mates from the london dramatic academy who transfer to east high when they hear how great their dramatic department is minor detail doesn t matter in the hsm movies since she was so amazing at that school according to the film anyways in real life we all can see that she sucks major balls she didn t even pay attention to these up and comers but now that they re invading on her newly claimed turf she s scared for her position imagine her and everyone in the drama department s surprise when they turn out to be the sweetest people imaginable and would never do anything to backstab anyone this of course makes tiara nervous and she sabotages their audition to make sure she and the rocketman of course gets the lead when everyone finds out they turn against tiara and really start to get along with sean and sarah pretty soon the entire school is even happier and more optimistic before and the choreographed routines in the hallways are all done with psychotic grins on their faces and tons of glitter eventually of course tiara learns her lesson and shares her lead with sarah on alternating nights or something and then comes the we re all in this together esque song that s pretty much a given in these films there also has to be a moment where la tisdale during her cameo pretty much obligated by the ending of hsm3 sees sean and sarah rehearsing and says something along the lines of jesus and people thought ryan and i were fucked up so if anyone who works for disney is reading this and is trying to come up with a way to retain the audience from the original hsm trilogy all you have to do is put in same difference and i can guarantee that you will get more people than with just tiara and the rocketman and because i love my loyal readers so much here s a special same difference clip just in time for the holiday season posted by dame james at 12 20 am 4 comments labels god save the british high school musical la tisdale pop music same difference sunday december 14 2008 the campaign for a best supporting actress oscar nomination for ashley tisdale in hsm3 senior year the promise ryan sold out shows sharpay think bigger ryan and the oscar goes to sharpay that s better ashley tisdale and lucas gabreel i want it all so my dear la tisdale supporters things didn t go exactly as planned when the golden globe nominations were announced earlier this week no best supporting actress nomination for our lovely goddess sad i know but we can t give up yet we need to rise from the ashes like our beloved sharpay and effortlessly steal back the spotlight from lesser talents who are getting in her way how do i propose on doing this well i m glad you asked here s my next plan to get la tisdale an oscar nomination i m going to give oral sex to every member of the academy who votes for her oh yes i said it i am not leaving this up to chance anymore la tisdale needs no deserves that oscar nomination and i m more than prepared in doing whatever it takes to get it for her i don t care if you re ernest borgnine or marion cotillard as long as i see the words ashley tisdale written on your ballot you will get a lovely blow job from me i really think sharpay would get a kick out of this because there s nothing she wouldn t do in order to advance her career although i m sure she d send ryan to do it for her and i m also sure that he d be more than willing to oblige according to awards daily there are 1 243 members of acting branch of the academy so if i want to meet the january 12th deadline the date when ballots are due i m going to need to get started soon alright who s up first posted by dame james at 1 25 am 4 comments labels high school musical la tisdale oscar tisdale oscar campaign saturday december 13 2008 rants on anna karenina 1948 i ve never read leo tolstoy s anna karenina i realize it s a classic and all that jazz but who the christ has the time to wade through 800 pages of a critique on 19 th century russian society and mores i certainly don t i tried to be intelligent in high school and checked it out from the library once i got exactly three pages in before i not understanding a damn word of what was going on returned it a few weeks later instead i relied on the two greta garbo versions of the story 1927 s love and 1935 s anna karenina while neither of them particularly blew me away they were fine melodramas that cut right through tolstoy s apparent social commentary and focused on the tragic love affair and who s going to deny that garbo was absolutely fantastic in both of them now this brings us to the 1948 version of anna karenina julien duvivier 1948 starring vivien leigh as the tragic anna the story remains the same anna breaks society s rules of the game by leaving her husband and son to live in sin unmarried with a dashing young c...
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