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p two fingers scout s honor but don t worry we have rules here and we don t break our rules you take your time and i ll be just outside the door you can take off as much as you want but please slip under the sheet when you have disrobed and call me harry you sure gaby perfectly now just call my name gaby steps outside and finds mike waiting for her mike what s with this guy gaby i heard some shouting i almost came in gaby don t worry mike harry is just hurting a lot like all my people it takes awhile for them to trust me enough to talk in the background harry stands up on the far side of the table he takes off his pants and places them on the chair with his back to the audience he starts to pull down his boxer shorts but has second thoughts and quietly slips between the sheets lying on his stomach gaby returns to the massage room gaby feeling more comfortable harry yeah a little gaby folds the sheet over his middle exposing his right leg starts massaging his leg harry i am really proud of you for taking those pants off i have a little more room to work a pause in the conversation you know i do great glutes harry what are glutes proper draping for glutes gaby your glutes are in plain language your buttocks butt bum derriere and so forth it has so many different names because it is so important to the well being of your body harry you want to rub my butt that sounds kinky to me look gaby i am really enjoying myself but i don t do kinky maybe this isn t so good an idea gaby seriously harry the best part of any full body massage is the glutes because they contain five major muscle groups and those are the muscles most of us use the least blood just collects there like stagnant water on the street we need to get the blood flowing and like all roads lead to rome the glutes lead to your soul harry well do em i ve come this far gaby there s a slight problem harry another problem gaby slapping lightly on his buttocks it s these harry your shorts if i am going to do your glutes you need to expose them one at a time of course so that i can do my job properly harry i just can t do that never never in a million years don t even think about it looks at him sternly curtain falls on act i posted in uncategorized tags divine comedy gaby s people massage therapy purgatory steambath the great divorce the big 4 0 january 16 2013 5 comments my wife and i usually go to movies on thursdays or fridays that is our date night sometimes we run out of a decent movie to see and consequently we tend to lower our standards sometimes way lower recently we saw turning 40 a romantic comedy about a married couple with two young daughters the crux of the plot was that both partners were turning the big 4 0 within days of one another each was having troubles serious difficulty coping with staying perennial young as is the american obsession with aging and ultimately death starring paul rudd and leslie mann the film had a great supporting cast led by albert brooks and john lithgow also turned the big 4 0 while it was mildly entertaining the raw language some of it even used by their 13 year old daughter started to grate on us i understand that kind of thing is standard in films today but turning 40 took it to a new low i don t like or enjoy profanity but i tolerate it as i would a spot on my pants or a newspaper with ink blotches on one page but this was so pervasive it not only got boring but it made us feel embarrassed to be in the theater i would say that it could arguably be the worst film we saw last year but we actually saw it the first weekend of january so it almost has a lock on this year s worst film for us a movie has to be beyond the pale for us to get up and leave so we stuck it out the only movies my wife and i have ever walked out on oddly enough had one of the redgrave sisters lynn and vanessa in it they were both b w films from the sixties morgan and georgie girl when i am watching a bad movie i try to look for some redeeming social value in this case i am glad i did while it came near the end of the movie one of the complexities of their turning 40 was the fact that leslie s character became pregnant now this was just one unexpected unwanted challenge that was lumped in with his failing business her employee s theft school problems a sibling rivalry strained relations with each of their fathers and so on in today s mores a quick and easy abortion would have solved that problem but surprising there was none of the hand wringing and gut wrenching drama that has always led to the abattoir as in his other gross film knocked up judd apatow has a similar sequence where the baby is after a few nervous moments of surprise welcomed a director with a trend i don t know if this is a trend but it is certainly a vast improvement over the 1991 film cider house rules adapted from the militant pro abortion john irving s book which vigorously advances abortion as the cure all for any unwanted pregnancy funny thing happened on the way to the clinic in the real world legalized abortion in all 50 states also turns 40 this year and it seems that their big 4 0 is riven with as many problems and challenges as the couple in the turning 40 movie a recent column by nyt s writer gail collins entitled the woes of roe lamented that gallup polls suggest support for abortion rights is fading particularly among young americans and that more people now regard themselves as pro life than pro choice defending roe s legacy while she tries to obfuscate the findings in a cover of obtuse legerdemain the bottom line is that most americans are conflicted about killing unborn babies remember this is a nation that bends over backwards to protect the dour existences of such vitally important species such as the snail darter and every variety of gnat however the absolute evil of killing a human baby in utero is often easily dismissed by the mental gymnastics of a soul that is able to delegate its moral reasoning to the chaotic filing system of cognitive dissonance collins cites a libertarian faction within the pro choice movement that just wants to be left alone they want the decision to abort or not to abort to be strictly that between them and their doctors she stresses leaving the politicians out of this decision when it was the left wing politicians who created the situation more than 40 years ago while collins does her level best to shroud the 40 years of bloody fetal tissue in all the niceties of a debutante tea dance where over 55 million have perished the bottom line is that abortion has done an uncalculated harm to the female gender all women have been tainted by the decision 40 years ago that turned their wombs into potential battlegrounds it is not surprising that so many have had their feminine psyches twisted into caricature of the worst science fiction about a future america where men have become feminized and women have grown testicles dripping with such sexual irony was the recent flap with sports announcer brent musburger and his comments during the national championship game between notre dame and alabama university because the game quickly became an alabama rout musburger looked for some interesting diversions in the first quarter espn showed alabama quarterback aj mccarron s girlfriend katherine webb who was sitting with his parents musburger called the 23 year old webb the current miss alabama a lovely lady and beautiful and said to his broadcast partner kirk herbstreit a former quarterback at ohio state y ou quarterbacks get all the good looking women a moral eye for feminine beauty the criticism came quickly with such words as creepy awkward uncomfortable and heteronormative heteronormative musburger had better see his doctor the radical feminists most of whom man a college post teaching young impressionable women now had another example of how men oppress women it s extraordinarily inappropriate to focus on an individual s looks said sue carter a professor of journalism at michigan state why pray tell in this instance the appearance of the quarterback s girlfriend had no bearing on the outcome of the game webb who is indeed everything the 73 year old musberger said she was and then some was the only woman quoted who showed any sense or maturity it was kind of nice webb told the associated press after the game i didn t look at it as creepy at all a little avuncular advice for a woman to be called beautiful i don t see how that s an issue i would add that musburger s comments taken on face value were not vulgar or profane with a bit of an elderly sigh he appreciated the natural beauty that god has blessed this particular woman with i think if the late pope john paul ii had been watching the game maybe he was he would have said something like she is what she is bellissima with the church s team playing you know he was watching i think he would have added that what mr musburger said was exactly what i meant in my book about the theology of the body the tob in action brent knows the moral way to look at one of god s most beautiful creatures it is nice to know that there are still some real normal women left like ms webb who can think for themselves i have a little avuncular advice for her o k make that grand avuncular advice given the petulant over wrought personality of her relatively new boyfriend ahead by nearely a 1000 points he starts a fight with his own teammate alas i can say she can do better much better today most women can do better but will always be enslaved by the male mentality that has given us roe v wade justices byron white and william rehnquist were the only two dissenting votes that day one of only two justices who saw the evil these are just a few thoughts for you to ponder on this the darkest of all anniversaries i think 1 22 with its 55 million dead will rank in infamy with 9 11 3700 dead and 12 7 2700 dead has choice been worth it to women are they any happier to america what do you think the big 4 0 http wp me pgh83 1ce posted in uncategorized tags brent musburger cider house rules judd apatow katherine webb the woes of roe turning 40 have a happy pencil january 10 2013 4 comments i promise this will be the last post about my hearing loss the above title makes even less sense than the i tell jokes statement of my bible nemesis geoffrey but taken together both have what i hope will be real significance with my adjustment to chronic hearing loss by that i mean i am hoping that the one will be the alpha and the latter will be its omega the beginning and the end of my inability to hear language correctly high maintenance the night at the parish dinner when i thought i heard geoffrey say i tell jokes when it was really father issac joques was the first indication that something might be wrong that has to be over 20 years ago at a cardinal baseball game last september the day before my september 6th birthday my wife told me something that sounded to me have a happy pencil a happy pencil at rest since it was very close to my birthday my first thought was that she was extending some sort of weird birthday salutation what she really said was a woman friend s name kathy kingsley which is obviously nowhere near what i thought i had heard i had to laugh both at the inanity of what i heard and the existential applications of the phrase have a happy pencil there is a revision with a new translation of an old russian novel book out that was reviewed in the new york times at the end of the year its title is happy moscow written by the late russian author andrey platonov i just had to get it which i did last week i think i have stumbled on to something doesn t everyone seek personal happiness isn t that the focal point of most people s lives since then i have been having a grand old time trying to set a trend what if you don t know what to say when an old friend whom you will probably not see for sometime leaves you just say have a happy pencil and wait for the reaction after someone waits on you or briefly helps you with some task just utter have a happy pencil you have to admit it is far better than have a nice day and implies a good feeling that can last for months it is a great conversation starter you never know where it will lead the other day i was telling my sad tale to a guy and he said he had read about a man who was a pencil sharpener that s what he did get happy folks his name is david rees and they call him the proust of pencils he has a book out entitled how to sharpen your pencils one of the things i liked about starting the artisanal pencil sharpening business was that it made me think about pencils in greater depth than i probably ever had in my life and the more i thought about them the more i appreciated them as really efficient elegant tools he had a whole bag of tools with which to sharpen your pencils wrote the book that reminded me of the old saturday night live routine where a small shop sold only scotch tape they later expanded with a 10 cent copy machine how could they afford to stay in business and he wasn t cheap but i digress just before the end of 2012 i got my new state of the art hearing aids yes i said aid s i now how twin aids one for each ear just tape yes even judy s ear gets one though i hear very little but white noise in it this aid which is a wireless microphone transmits sound to the receiver in my good ea r it will remove the awkward gymnastics that i must perform to hear anyone on my rights side this ensures me that i will never get nostril prints on my eyeglasses ever again the day i went to have them tested fitted and explained was filled with high anxiety the night before i had read the story about the old man who was in a similar position as i was he tells his friend that he had just purchased a state of the art hearing aid that worked perfectly yet he bemoaned how much it costs his friend asked him what kind is it the old man responded about 10 30 when i met with amanda my audiologist i was afraid she would give me another one of those dreaded hearing tests i hate so much no she said not this time her computer calibrated the aid for me and after nearly two hours of explaining its complexities i was good to go there have been a few bumps in the road being right handed the right one is extremely hard to put in for me i still have a wax build up problem but the aid comes with a wax guard that can be easily changed the batteries have the same life span as a turkey on thanksgiving i have to change them so frequently that i now wear a cargo vest or whatever they call what a photographer wears with all the pockets i buy my 13s by the gross holds a ton of 13s despite all the high maintenance i think i have finally settled into a routine that will enhance my ability to hear sounds beautiful worldly sounds of all kinds the best place to test it has been a saturday mass i was the lector recently and when the priest reads the gospel and gives his sermon i am lucky to hear a half 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