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building the dream skip to main skip to sidebar tuesday december 16 2008 dropping by for a bite to eat just as barbie sat herself down to enjoy the plastic toast in peace and quiet a rapping at the door was heard she slowly got up and headed for the door only to be greeted by ken s queer friend marcus letting himself in ummmm what are you doing barbie looked a him with a blank expression on her face i was coming as fast as i could it s fine love as he kissed her on the cheek you know i always carry around a hair pin and some pliers in case you re not home he sang that s interesting she mumbled under her breath but before she knew where she was he was already in the cupboards seeing if brunch was about gawd woman you really need to do something with this cupboard it looks like a tranny painted it and i should know because tranny s have disgusting taste in cupboards he droned on she waited as he continued to search the cupboard god only knows what he was looking for she knew he was not going to be able to keep it to himself so honey really he said as he sat himself down and took hold of her hand are you okay well this was a turn up for the books ummmm but before she could say anymore he chimed in with well darl it looks like a cat threw up on you and then you just decided to just go with it and it s just so blah bingo there it was the shirt dress she knew he would have to bring it up she had tried to at least cover it over with an apron but his beady little eyes had seen right through it yes i know you hate this shirt dress but i kinda felt like i had to wear it today something just told me to do it well he said matter of factly you better watch out or the fashion police might come and get you for crimes against humanity and he laughed out loud and slapped his knee well can i help you with something or are you just going to keep looking through my cupboards barbie hissed at him well from the looks of that plastic toast i think i might get brunch elsewhere he said as he poked the toast and pulled a disgusted face he turned on his heels and grabbed his coat in one swift motion barbie sighed with relief as he headed for the door oh honey he said as he popped his head back around the corner whoever or whatever told you to go with orange kitten heels should be shot it s so last year and with that he skipped out the door barbie did think about the heels for a moment but it was best not to ask why this awful outfit had been put together another rant by devine dora at 11 05 pm 7 comments file under queers monday december 01 2008 fabulous hat what the fuck is she doing here thought barbie as midge burst through the doors to the dream kitchen i m here and i m freaking fabulous what s for breakfast she said as she plonked her ass down on the chair oh for the love of fucking god plastic toast replied barbie before she spoke too soon like ewwww toast and carbs are totally bad for you midge shrilled as she cocked her head to the left side why the hell are you eating that before barbie had the chance to speak skipper stepped in apparently it s all we have she said but i don t believe her for a second i just know we had some bacon and eggs around here skipper began to rumage through the plastic 50 s fridge 2 bottles of cola bottle of wine and a loaf of bread not the bacon and eggs she was looking for it s not here she cried and ran out of the room midge looked confused what s like up with her was i too fabulous just shut up and eat the plastic toast barbie sighed it s all we ve got can t stop to eat now midge replied heading for the door i ve got places to be in this fabulous hat with that midge skipped out the door once more barbie was left thinking about that ugly shirt the shirt certainly had something to do with the strange goings on this morning she just couldn t put her finger on it another rant by devine dora at 10 15 pm 8 comments file under midge ugly hat saturday november 29 2008 barbie s dream kitchen why does this have to be so hard skipper asks she s not the only one building this dreamhouse was becoming a freaking nightmare it s not just deciding on what you want but it s dealing with complete morons i think i want a blue wall well i think i might kill you if i see one more swatch of blue or a shade thereof who knew there were 5000 types of blue not me barbie my dream toast tastes like plastic well there s a good reason for that it is plastic and so are you you re a dick skipper she mumbled as she stared off into space and thought about why the hell she wore that disgusting top another rant by devine dora at 9 50 pm 4 comments file under dream kitchen home subscribe to posts atom devine dora australia what you talking about skipper view my complete profile ye olde post e ye olde post e december 2 november 1 seriously awesome dinah says nothing fugly is the new pretty inexplicable device kittehs everywhere mj s wit and wisdom monkey fluids postsecret sparky malarkey t bird is super no one again