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1 nothing please this blog is probably what you would be served at a restaurant if you rudely asked 1 nothing please and mentioned you were not going to leave a tip just your local friendly unsuspicious and completely random mostly humour blog skip to content 1 nothing please this blog is probably what you would be served at a restaurant if you rudely asked 1 nothing please and mentioned you were not going to leave a tip just your local friendly unsuspicious and completely random mostly humour blog menu home who am i causes worth supporting shabby sketches 34 what i have learned in 2016 january 3 2017 january 3 2017 1 nothing please shabby sketches 1nothingplease comic drawing funny humor humour life lol sketch webcomic the beginning of the new year is a time for everyone to reflect on the past and take forward our learnings of course some mistakes can t be undone tr vial or bigger ones but we remember so that we can cherish the good and learn from the bad 1 weight is very difficult to lose and too easy to gain all the weight i had proudly lost in 2015 was gained back in 2016 so i am back to square one in the new year and my first dinner of the year on 1st jan was at the cheesecake factory two hours and two cheesecakes later i can see the difficult road that lies ahead 2 most good things eventually come to an end certain friendships the carefree days of your youth your favourite book movie manga anime a never long enough holiday a plate of your favourite dish and many more things but don t worry too much because there is always something new around the corner and you can always order a second cheesecake when that first one is devoured life is like a sushi conveyor belt there s always something new on the way 3 you ll always be to able to make a friend no matter how improbable you think it is i just started a new job a few months ago and i was convinced that i was too weird to have any friends in the office but now i do get along with everybody and i do have some amazing colleagues and friends that put up with me and my weirdness for example yesterday i was telling them about how the temperature outside an egg can determine the gender of the hatchling in the cases of alligators and certain other reptiles my colleagues simply laughed at the fact or maybe they were laughing at me you might think you are weird but you willll always be like somebody else so you are nothing special but you will always have friends 4 you can be surprised by what you are good at i majored in economics in college and now i am a social media executive in an ad agency i had no idea about media planning or paid advertising on social media up until a couple of months ago but now i handle 15 brands and their social media and i think i do a pretty darn good job if you ask me it is ironic though because i am extremely inactive on social myself and i recently just deactivated my facebook account the job also made me realize i have a sadisitic side i secretly am delighted to troll people for a living through sponsored ads 5 parents have an amazing degree of patience i have moved back in with them and the first couple of months were rough and difficult to adjust to but now things are great again and i am extremely grateful to them i am also extremely grateful for all the money i am saving on rent and utilities 6 i also learnt that commitment is very hard and i couldn t keep up with blogging the last couple of months but i am still going to try to post more regularly in 2017 and blog more than before so happy new year everybody 2 comments shabby sketches 33 half assed mandala october 7 2016 october 7 2016 1 nothing please shabby sketches 1nothingplease art drawing mandala sketch zentangle so this is what happens when your parents watch a movie in the native language they never taught you and there are no subtitles it is half assed but this is all i could do in 120 mins i had a lot of fun and i am definitely inspired to do another later on 13 comments letting go of dreams october 5 2016 october 5 2016 1 nothing please uncategorized 1nothingplease advice autism depression inspiration life motivation sadness self help today i let go of a dream i threw away a game that i bought many years ago it is a really simple dominos game like many old board and card games i have possibly outgrown i simply kept it let it collect dust in my cupboard and its components turn yellow looking at the rotting thing and its other aging companions in my cupboard i wondered last night why i ever kept them i don t think i was holding on to them i was holding on to some dreams hopes and wishes they represented i was holding to the dream that my mom and i could have a fun and playful relationship well into my 20s i was holding onto the hope that one day my brother would play opposite me battling out typical sibling rivalry through board games it took years to realize some dreams aren t meant to come true and continue reading 2 comments shabby sketches 32 the metro ones october 2 2016 october 2 2016 1 nothing please shabby sketches 1nothingplease comedy funny humor humour list lists lol metro morning office i think my metro ride to office every morning is something special yes it is the same old scenery or lack of it if you live in an urban jungle like dubai but the people in it are the real special ones it is the little things that really brighten your mood and set yourself for a good day the blushing couple the laughing baby it is the little things i didn t have the guts to literally take sneaky pics of actual people in the metro so i used stock photos instead and here are some really random little things i want to share right here 1 the guy who looks like human shrek from shrek 2 he s a regular and i see him at least twice a week and every time i am thrown back by how shrek like he is that being said he s a great piece of handsome like human shrek and he always wear gym clothes showing off his great fit body continue reading leave a comment a cursed love september 23 2016 september 23 2016 1 nothing please uncategorized anger depression family friends hurt loneliness poem poetry sad i should be used to the arguments and insults exchanged but each time you leave me more devastated than the last the fight comes to an end but the pain remains unchanged as we are both doomed to these vile reiterations of the past maybe the problem in this relationship is you or maybe me or that this whole relationship is a complete cosmic mistake but i am bound to you by the blood in each vein and artery and burdened by an unconditional love i can no longer take there are times i really wish i could switch off my emotion and cut ties with everyone i don t want love family friends or anything else i just want to be alone i would rather be lonely than depressed from arguing with a loved one i will be fine after some time because you forgive and forget but then history is bound to repeat itself and it is the future repeat of this i dread more than the present sorrow this one post will hopefully be the only sad one this is a humour blog i am proud of and i want to keep it that way sometimes you just want to be raw real and honest and this was one of those times 4 comments gifs september 21 2016 september 21 2016 1 nothing please funny lists 1nothingplease anime comedy funny gif humour lol manga hello everyone happy hump day have a wonderful day guys the weekend s right around the corner but until then here are some gifs i made to entertain y all till then 1 why reality hits you literally 2 when you see the news about brad pitt and angelina jolie getting divorced continue reading 2 comments shabby sketches 31 carnivorous dolphins september 18 2016 september 20 2016 1 nothing please shabby sketches 1nothingplease comedy comic dolphins drawing film funny humor humour lol movie ocean sea webcomic i just realized today that dolphins are actually carnivorous they eat other smaller fish i know it is unfair and irrational but i don t think i like them so much anymore their cute ki ki ki is actually evil laughter ke ke ke in south korean comics or manhwa that is how evil laughter sounds like continue reading 2 comments just kindergarten things september 10 2016 september 10 2016 1 nothing please funny lists 1nothingplease art children color colour comedy funny humor humour list lists lol school i have been having a really tough time lately so i was looking through some of my older things like cards and pictures to cheer myself up i came across a folder containing things from my kindergarten days for those unfamiliar with the term kindergarten it is the one or two years of schooling some countries have before 1st grade and i was around 3 4 years old when i joined after brushing off the dust here s a list of my archaeological findings after all it has been a while since i was in kindergarten 1 my colouring books were quite inappropriate continue reading 13 comments the perfect comeback to jerks september 1 2016 september 1 2016 1 nothing please uncategorized 1nothingplease comedy funny humor humour lol men women to all my fellow ladies out there have you ever dealt with a douchebag a tool a perfect mcp i am not sure what that one means but my mum told me it was one of her first impressions of my dad so i can easily assume it s not nice don t worry they are still happily married they just happily argue some times but i think i have the perfect comeback to those jerks and i think it s really simple continue reading leave a comment shabby sketches 30 how to draw a camel august 24 2016 august 24 2016 1 nothing please shabby sketches 1nothingplease art comedy diy drawing funny humor humour instructions lol sketch tutorial it s hump day today and i needed to procrastinate important work so i decided to draw a camel in honour of this lovely weekday the only problem is i haven t drawn anything since 2008 and i mostly got c s in art class in school i really think the way art class is graded needs to be changed you should be graded on effort rather than the final product so what if my self portrait looks like something from beavis and butthead at least it looks human ish and i deserve an a for that but regardless there s a hack to producing somewhat decent drawings and that involves a ton of geometric shapes and lines as i will show below first find a picture you want to replicate as closely as possible then identify and draw the most prominent geometric shape you can see from the picture this is the picture i used the most evident shape is the circle in the camel s torso from then on just keep extending your drawing with more lines and shapes it doesn t have to be exact or symmetrical i used a roll of tape to draw the circle but free handed all the lines and squares drawing lines across the drawing help with placement shape and size of features in this case i used the lines to determine placement and shape of my camel s legs then i added the camel s neck and face here s a warning i am absolutely terrible at smaller features and details like faces fingers shadows etc so feel free to laugh at what follows continue reading 4 comments post navigation older posts search for subscribe to blog via email enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email email address subscribe join 186 other subscribers liebster award liebster award top posts pages shabby sketches 28 redesigning the indian flag shabby sketches 17 you are what you think of just kindergarten things priorities during vacations who am i shabby sketches 16 queuing at airport security the perfect boyfriend for my zodiac sign shabby sketches 34 what i have learned in 2016 shabby sketches 11 evolution of technology and body mass need to stop procrastinating recent posts shabby sketches 34 what i have learned in 2016 shabby sketches 33 half assed mandala letting go of dreams shabby sketches 32 the metro ones a cursed love categories essays and serious thoughts 3 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