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five chinese crackers blogging about bad journalism since 2006 home about 5cc tabloid bullshit of the month award daily mail daily express the sun daily star 15 08 2013 what happened to the foreign job theives a classic i think you d agree i used to get quite worked up about how the papers covered employment statistics whatever they were we d get made up headlines about how migrants had stolen all the jobs splashed across the front pages yesterday some new employment figures were published and i got all nostalgic so i looked to the tabloids to see if they were still pulling the same trick turns out all sorts of things have been happening in the tabloid foreign worker scare story petri dish while i ve been away i feel like a scientist who comes across a forgotten specimen at the back of a cupboard to find it s mutated read more posted by five chinese crackers at 11 20 00 pm 2 comments 31 07 2013 i ll have a racist 99 please last week two vans with massive posters on the side telling illegal immigrants to fuck off or get arrested were driven around six select london boroughs rumours that they played a plinky plonky ice cream van version of wagner s ride of the valkyries as they went remain unconfirmed in the uk illegally they asked politely of everyone before bellowing go home or face arrest presumably at people who were indeed in the uk illegally to assorted right wingers and racist people however they shouted we are being all hard about foreigns please don t vote for the ukips i ll leave you to guess which of those was the actual primary message hint it was the second one einstein read more posted by five chinese crackers at 8 28 00 pm 2 comments 08 03 2013 bulgarian government bulgarian tv station or british sunday tabloid on last night s bbc question time diane james of ukip claimed that a bulgarian government survey showed that 56 of bulgarians have said they want to move to the uk this instantly sounded fishy to me last month the sunday express said that 54 of bulgarians wanted to come to the uk after it took ukip s paul nuttall to bulgaria on a fact finding mission the paper claimed the figures came from a survey by bulgarian tv station btv the daily star on sunday reported the figure at 55 leaving out mention of any source these are probably the same numbers diane james was talking about since her leaflet mentions 4 million bulgarians like the express article read more posted by five chinese crackers at 5 21 00 pm 2 comments 13 02 2013 toby young not much better than delingpole a while ago now although it was in my last post here i looked at a james delingpole column and went through the logical fallacies i spotted in it i think i got most of them in it i mentioned toby young one of the other big professional gumbys who earns at least some of his living spouting nonsense the media thinks someone should be representing even if it s an idiot with a knotted hanky and wellies on standing in the middle of a field for larks i decided to do the same thing with young s latest telegraph blog as i did with delingpole s and go through the logical fallacies i must just miss the rock n roll lifestyle read more posted by five chinese crackers at 10 45 00 pm 1 comments 05 11 2012 james delingpole not very good a few weeks ago i joined the blocked by james delingpole club on twitter it s not a very select club it must be said the criteria for entry seems to be disagreeing with him whether or not you use the sort of colourful language i did you can even get in if your name s not down and you re wearing jeans and trainers delingpole is one of those professional gumbys that are employed because they represent a point of view that people in the media feel needs to be expressed by someone even if it s an idiot in wellies and a knotted hanky standing in a field expressing it in a stupid voice read more posted by five chinese crackers at 3 40 00 pm 7 comments 16 08 2012 frumpy a levels 5 bits of advice for those who didn t do so well via the late sexyalevels so today was a level results day if you picked up a newspaper you d have seen the pictures of pretty girls jumping that decorate the occasion like tinsel at christmas look at them all excited because they got what they want aren t they lucky but not everyone s so lucky you won t see any pictures of kids whose results look more like the name of a well known cable news channel thinking shit what do i do now in the papers if you were one of those people today you re not alone i experienced a level results day three times at none of them did i jump for joy outside the front of my school so here s some friendly advice from some twat who has a blog and is desperately trying to fight off incipient middle aged spread like a boss read more posted by five chinese crackers at 9 05 00 pm 7 comments 17 07 2012 no offence i told my first ever joke in front of an audience when i was eight years old i was at my mate s ninth birthday party and all the other kids had gone home with their parents we were the only kids left and our parents and aunts and uncles were busy boozing in the dining room while the two of us watched the two ronnies and something i think was the comedians in the front room until we thought we d go and wow the grownups with the jokes we d just seen it was going to be great read more posted by five chinese crackers at 1 36 00 pm 3 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom search this blog popular posts littlejohn s house of bum part 1 elf n safety tried to stop me but i eschewed the mandatory goggles and earmuffs and made it through without the use of ladders that ha federation of poles in great britain complains to pcc funny how my last couple of posts have been about the daily mail dehumanising polish people and today via the ever marvellous mailwatch fo david starkey s not being racist but oh wait a minute it always goes the same way someone high profile says something racist they get called out on it and then people swarm to defend 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