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nashville self care saturday after dinner our 42 and 43 year old asses were tired after being out all day we woke up at 6am so we went back to the airbnb and did some korean face masks and under eye patches a great way to show me you know nothing about me is to invite me to watch the sunrise at the butt crack of dawn there were two other couples at this lookout point watching the sunrise and i was like never once have i gotten up this early to watch the sunrise with a boy let alone two married women lol they re both super type a and i m really disorganized and not a morning person my old coworker and dear friend is also type a and we got along swimmingly she never minded that i was so messy she once told me you make concessions for the people you love so i will get up at the butt crack of dawn for the people i love lol but i will not use packing cubes or fold my panties that s where i draw the line donna loves husk in south carolina so she said we had to try the one in nashville and it didn t disappoint husk she also made all of our reservations and everywhere we went she told them we were celebrating my birthday i m just here for the kettle corn and the baby goats and the grumpy dwarf rabbit named tito lucky ladd farms tulip festival i don t usually like indian food but i couldn t go to nashville without trying one of maneet chauhan s restos chauhan ale and masala house maneet is a staple on food network and she even won season 2 of tournament of champions her toc belt was at the resto i ordered the tandoori chicken poutine which was life changing pammie s favorite dish of the whole trip was here lamb korma as a rule i don t eat baby animals just adult animals who have lived a full life lol so i didn t try it but it s their most popular dish we spent our last night in a dolly parton themed bar on top of the graduate hotel white limozeen it probably wasn t a good idea to do champagne jell o shots when i had a 6am flight the next morning but when in nashville darlin _ ツ _ till next time nashville even though i ate everything i wanted to i didn t get a single high glucose alert on my phone it s because we did so much walking my calves burn with the fire of a thousand suns and i ve been rubbing massage oil into my legs since we got back my sister and mom get notifications when my blood sugar is too high so having sore stems was worth not getting hassled about what i m eating my sister s husband picked us up from the airport and he was like you look fatter not your body just your face i m like uhh thanks 1 how dare you 2 i m the skinniest person in this car 3 i will punch you where i stand and 4 i would never tell someone they looked fatter even if they did if anything i would lie and say they looked skinnier even if they didn t excuse me while i go starve myself and cry into my green juice and drink my tears nashville s only two hours ahead but i m still jetlagged as fuck for some reason tags food and drink music travel leave a comment tiny desk concert friday march 15 2024 justin timberlake pusher love girl hey little mama ain t gotta ask me if i want to tell me can i get a light roll you up and let it run through my veins cause i can always see the farthest stars when i m on you i don t wanna ever come down off this cloud of loving you i ll just be here if you need me tags concerts music leave a comment disorganized friday march 15 2024 me looking for my original berf shirt that fell out of my overstuffed suitcase donna do you use packing cubes do i look like i use packing cubes why are you asking questions you already know the answer to i am who i am guys and that s disorganized as fuck tags travel leave a comment flare friday march 15 2024 donna sent me this video and i told her my nostrils will be flaring five seconds into this 30 day plank challenge she s convinced us to do while on vacation i was able to last a full minute last night partly because i was resting on my elbows but mostly because i didn t want to look like a little bitch ha also i ve been up since 6am this morning because my sister and donna both work today and donna s work day starts at 7 30am north carolina time which is 6 30am nashville time which is 4 30am pacific time 3 30am if we re counting daylight savings she was like just go back to sleep but i can t sleep once everyone s up plus i m one of those people who only need a few hours of sleep and i m fine pammie was out till after midnight with her coworkers last night and she is hurting this morning getting ready to meet these same people who are all probably still hungover i m just over here bright eyed and bushy tailed about to take a shower and doordash some biscuit love it s nearby so i was gonna walk my ass over there but it s raining today and the sun hasn t even woken up yet tags exercise travel 3 comments hot meat thursday march 14 2024 when in nashville jw marriott i doordashed some hot chicken because pammie s at a work event and donna s flight doesn t come in till later tonight hot meat in a hotel room i ll take it tags food and drink travel leave a comment nashville thursday march 14 2024 nashville we out here my sister s been here for work all week and donna is meeting us from north carolina so i flew solo my family was really worried about me traveling by myself since it s my first time since the stroke it s like when i moved to la and my grandma wanted to come with me so she could teach me how to cook lol maybe i should ve taken her up on her offer because she s no longer with us and i still can only cook like five things i had a whole plan to enjoy a farmhouse breakfast sandwich from einstein s but i had a different gate and had to get a stupid bagel and schmear from peet s instead at least their ice machines were working this time so i was able to get an iced latte i checked my bags since i checked in so late on my last flights they ran out of bin space by the time the c group boarded and because i didn t have anyone to help me lift my carry on into the bin lol tags travel leave a comment double stuf wednesday march 13 2024 partly here for foodwithmichel s comments mostly here for other reasons tags instagram leave a comment c wednesday march 13 2024 i m always c group status when i m traveling by myself oh well now i don t have to worry about my luggage and boarding early i ll just make friends at the airport bar while i wait tags chat travel leave a comment paradise wednesday march 13 2024 kolohe kai s gonna be at the del mar fair this summer does anyone want to go i used to not like hawaiian music but i had such a good time in kauai and my paradise playlist has been on rotation ever since plus my friend would always listen to hawaiian radio when i worked in the office and every time i d go to her office a hawaiian version of bonnie raitt s i can t make you love me would be playing and i d be like is this our song tags concerts music leave a comment tickets wednesday march 13 2024 welp i guess none of us won tags chat leave a comment cowboy carter tuesday march 12 2024 i still regret not buying those thigh high silver boots for beyoncé s last tour this fringe cape is from nasty gal and these boots are from forever 21 yes i know i m 42 i just googled disco cowgirl for this lewk tags chat concerts leave a comment gross tuesday march 12 2024 hello old friend grossmont center i went here today to get my eyebrows threaded and super brows is still here but rosie who used to thread my brows 20 years ago isn t i also used to work here with my ex s sister sheryll at afterthoughts in our twenties our coworker pierced our cartilage one night with the piercing gun and mine was fine but sheryll s got infected she ended up getting this huge growth that had to be surgically removed i remember she named him wilbur ahh memories tags san diego 2 comments plan tuesday march 12 2024 donna is a planner while i m more of a let s keep the day open so whatever happens happens kinda girl she has planned our itinerary down to the minute so we can do everything we wanna do and maximize our time there including 7am plank challenges i tried to tell her that that s 5am pacific time 4am with daylight savings but she s really gonna make us work for that nashville hot chicken tags chat exercise travel 1 comment the reason monday march 11 2024 and the reason es tú i was listening to hoobastank on spotify lol and came across this latin version of the reason i used to think the mark of a good zumba class was if they played pitbull or marc anthony but i would lose my fucking mind if they played this song tags hoobastank music leave a comment blame monday march 11 2024 when in doubt blame daylight savings tags chat work leave a comment bbq corgi butts sunday march 10 2024 via grubwithgreg a few people sent me this reel of this new bbq spot in oc it looks so good but i haven t had bbq since it made me sick in nyc my birthday weekend i wanted to check peg leg porker off my bbq bucket list in nashville next weekend but i don t want to ruin the trip by getting sick again a few people also sent me this reel of this corgi cafe in the philippines do my friends know me or what also i need that corgi butt bread tags animals food and drink travel leave a comment rack city sunday march 10 2024 as i was getting ready to go out today i was like michael myers or horror movies pammie s like are those my only options idk why i m single when i have such a great rack t shirt collection tags clothes leave a comment gua sha sunday march 10 2024 pammie was telling me about some up and coming young nba player who knocked up some video vixen from basketball wives la twice his age who already has two kids with two different baby daddies and her oldest son is the same age as her current boyfriend i googled her and was like she looks puffy she should get a lymphatic massage and pammie was like she needs to do some gua sha lol we re haters when we were in arizona pammie was doing her gua sha routine at the hotel and i was telling her about this video i watched of dove cameron s skincare routine where she does gua sha but i was so high i forgot why i was talking about dove cameron s skincare routine halfway through my story so i stopped and was like why am i talking about dove cameron again phoenix tsa confiscated her rosehip oil that she does gua sha with because they said it was over the liquid limit they even tested my mucuna powder because they thought i was trying to sneak some cocaine on the plane i m like uhhh don t check the rest of my luggage that s where the real drugs are update donna who s obsessed with k dramas and bts says she would totally get with jungkook bts youngest member but he s only a year older than her son i m like what about the fact that you re married tags sports leave a comment fund sunday march 10 2024 lately i ve been inundated with people asking for help for their kids fundraisers jog a thons gift wrap cookie dough i m about to create a gofundme so these same people can help fund my upcoming vacations for all i ve donated tags kids leave a comment spring forward sunday march 10 2024 joke s on you i m off this friday tags work leave a comment extreme saturday march 9 2024 i can t even look at jack black without thinking of my friend jay extreme is playing the ryman in nashville next weekend when i ll be there lol i d rather see jack black doing covers tags music travel leave a comment primavera sound saturday march 9 2024 deftones are playing a music festival in spain when i ll be there but i ll be 8 hours away from barcelona that day i don t think i ll be able to swing it but i love going to concerts when i m traveling tags concerts deftones music travel leave a comment afterlife saturday march 9 2024 donna was a bad influence on me when we were kids and it looks like she ll still be a bad influence in the afterlife ha if my sister and i were running late to class in high school we d skip first period and hang out at donna s apartment instead i have never once gone to lockout i guess this is why when i was late for work when i used to work in the office i would text nori what do you want from coffee bean what s a few more minutes if i m already late donna dared me to jump off a cliff into the kids pool at the resort we were staying at a few years ago in hawaii she jumped first but she s also a foot shorter than me i m pretty sure my tailbone is still at the bottom of the keiki pool you guys when i die i just need someone to clear my browser history and play young the giant at my funeral tags chat young the giant leave a comment luck saturday march 9 2024 lost farm watermelon gelato live resin fruit chews see s candies dark mint scotchmallows jameson irish whiskey girl scout thin mints cookies st patrick s day chocolate candy variety pack andes creme de menthe thins tootsie caramel apple pops furikake chex mix who needs luck with all this charm just kidding give me all the luck since i know donna loves chocolate so much so that she had hershey emblazoned on the back of her dance sweater in middle school while my sister had baby loneliness lol i wasn t in dance i was still traumatized from the time i played the glow worm in our class production of james and the giant peach in the second grade and had to wear a turquoise leotard in front of the whole school and pretend light was coming out of my butt and i m seeing her next weekend she s meeting us in nashville i made a st patrick s day goodie bag for her tags gift bags holidays leave a comment pawg friday march 8 2024 in case anyone else didn t know what pawg stood for tags chat leave a comment true story friday march 8 2024 this tracks i used to drive down from la to sd and every time i d fill up at the gas station before heading down i d pick up a ham and swiss lunchable plus a bag of hot fries and an arizona green tea and if i had any cash on me a powerball lottery ticket i hate pumping gas i always wait till the fuel gauge hits 0 miles before filling up but i love gas station food lol we stopped at the gas station to fill up before going to my sister s house from my parents house and i was like do we need snacks and she was like this ain t a road trip it s a 10 minute drive tags food and drink leave a comment poppin bottles friday march 8 2024 last year we we re poppin bottles and this year jessie is poppin baby bottles but i sent her some champagne so she could still pop some adult bottles when jessie was still looking for a surrogate i was like i ll carry your baby you can live in the casita and my pregnant ass will stay in the main house with your husband needless to say she went with a surrogate in bakersfield instead tags birthdays chat leave a comment happy birthday jessie friday march 8 2024 happiest birthday bb also please don t talk to me till i ve had my morning coffee since they re not bringing people around the baby till he s had all his vaccines we instacarted her some champagne sent her balloons from party city and are gonna doordash he...
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