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brother oh yeah okay that s fair tinsnip your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical detigerboy imagine if you had won though xelbleedsglitter i made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes and this is my favorite response to it 26 142 746 139 558 a mysterious ghost reblogged theblackberryhimself rohie deactivated20191102 years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention a staircase you could descend deep underground in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you both good and bad the catch was you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom there is no way i would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase but i understand its terrible logic if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known i know what you think of me tim kreider for the new york times owlmylove after years of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph bi icon okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which i ve never heard before but really like anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating 52 116 089 136 770 a mysterious ghost reblogged alyssumlovesthecosmere ellaandtheocean follow humpback whales breaching gorgeous majestic graceful embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean minke whales breaching i will launch myself out of this ocean like a f ing surface to air missile to seek and destroy my enemies gallusrostromegalus i remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because they re the size of a train they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don t make a goddamn sound i was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well that s all folks gave me a lot of perspective on how i handle myself when filming smaller animals now a book of creatures fin whales breaching sea serpent fleshdyke levitating minke whale plaguedocboi sperm whale breaching wjaht the fuck necronatron i have a feeling i have already shared this but please take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin the humble eyebrow 42 467 43 915 a mysterious ghost reblogged leaflingsstuff hilarioushumorfromouterspace follow eighthdoctor tweet by laureen bazzi laureenbazzi idk how to explain this but thursday october and 8 00pm are all the same end id dealanexmachina 80 of the work week 83 3333 of the day at 8pm 83 333 of the year in october racketghost it s so charming to see this on my dash because thursday october and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown orange color according to my synesthesia mama green happy thursday october 8th carry on my wayward butt the next one is in 2026 so get your fill 234 87 235 95 598 a mysterious ghost reblogged meshaamem li khayyr follow i came i saw i left early 122 41 419 36 890 a mysterious ghost reblogged alyssumlovesthecosmere inbabylontheywept follow so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs that snake just went to fucking town on eggs and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one 1 singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar the snake was not a liar texture is like super important to me and raw eggs are very texture so i had another one and then another one and then another one and eventually i ran out of eggs i had like fifteen raw eggs i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife so my plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster and if she never noticed that would be excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad except i cant lie very good and of course with murphys law being such i got salmonella so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs which i have stuck to and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday she s excellent thank you 10000000 cintailed you should all visit her page and admire her work inbabylontheywept daily reminder that i am a person with poor impulse control and not a demon piloting a skinsuit to punish the damned before they die i cannot eat eggshells sorry to dissapoint wanderer chronicles inbabylontheywept corvidexoskeleton this is actually my favorite addition to this post i laughed out loud well done 156 36 306 40 785 a mysterious ghost reblogged le random yeet up bettedavisgf follow it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like ok let s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with like ok your fantasy world doesn t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please bonzai bunny tags from bonesbuckleup there was a book i read a few years back i m not gonna name it but like all the characters would intro themselves as hi i m name and i m a lesbian and whoever they were talking to would be like hi name i m other name and i m trans like i love representation would love to see more of it but can we please not make it at the expense of actual good writing or storytelling queer characters are just like characters and should be treated as such queerness is an aspect like if a character is a pizza then queerness is the cheese or the sauce or mushrooms or w e it isn t the whole pie it can be critical to the pizza but we want full pizza characters not none pizza left queer zarohk on the exact opposite end of the spectrum one of the most elegant examples i saw of showing that a character was trans was that a member of the protagonist team named maia had stolen some important document that was an editable text file about experiments and when the other characters read the file it kept referring to states of maiaer and antimaiaer one of her teammates realized that someone must ve gone through and run automated find and replace on matt to maia thesaltofcarthage i was just going to reblog this for none pizza left queer but states of antimaiaer is somehow even funnier 117 38 817 48 881 a mysterious ghost reblogged resplendent ragamuffin kaity did follow the problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she s 4 years old and she s negotiating the order in which we re going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day kaity did penny we go home we play the mirror game we have dessert we play more games we have fun deal me okay well actually we re going to go home have dinner then dessert then we can play your video game then tubby then bed penny okay no tubby games first deal me this is not what is happening right now penny dada dada arbitration penny deals kaity did every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious penny i want to use bare foot when we go outside me i didn t know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl penny okay but what about i use bare foot s but at penny s house this deal me you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard deal penny sticks her hand out expectantly we deal i think i just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old kaity did she s attempting to establish evidence i think penny but i want to go shool pwease dada okay well it is 8pm so you have to go to sleep now penny okay but i see my fwiends at shool now please deal dada darling no one is at school all your friends are asleep as well penny all penny s fwiends are sweep what about we get in dadas car and check to see watch them sweep yes deal dada i cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen kaity did the great thing about being beholden to penny the deals warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal me watching penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar hey honey we re literally walking out the door to go get dinner maybe we wait on the candy okay penny oh but i will have some candy me why don t you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy deal penny running out the door oh yes this is deals kaity did we are visiting my family and papa has quickly had to pay patronage to penny the deals warlock papa yesterday morning when penny was a little grumpy what about you come downstairs and we ll have some waffles and then tomorrow papa will take you to the diner in town for breakfast penny extending her tiny hand to a very confused man this is deal papa not knowing hes entering a literal contract uhm yeah deal smash cut to 6 30 am this morning penny running down the hallway in bare feet breakfast deals kaity did penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores to the point where she hasn t been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry penny rose is like a angry demon queen me okay baby this is going to suck this is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it s going to feel weird and then it s going to feel good you re going to hate it but if you let mama get these three medicines in and on you listerine antacid tylenol you can scream it out and then we ll go get some ice cream deal penny obviously not thrilled with this idea okay three big shreams three medicines ice cream it will suck ice cream deal sticks out hand and we shake on it me okay let s do this i m so sorry starts the process penny in between her big screams im gonna get lots of frinkles kaity did my husband is trying to make a deal with penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub penny i will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me deal dada i would love to make this deal with you kid but i literally have no idea what you are saying i don t know what the terms are you re speaking a language i don t speak penny you have to titch me like mama does okay deal sticks tiny hand out aggressively dada looks at me bewildered for help me starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like i m timing her while penny jumps around yelling yes titch me like that dada in what world was i ever going to figure that out thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let s go and off she sprints kaity did penny does not want to go to bed but man is it time for her to go to bed penny but i don t want to be sleeping i want to stay up now i want to see grampy and cozy and guppie and papa mama what if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone if we do that will you then go to bed no fussing penny oh yes this is deals sticks her hand out to shake we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing penny after a few minutes of silence over the video monitor to herself in her dark bedroom i hafta respect da deals kaity did every morning penny wakes up and she asks if we have decorated her house with halloween every where and every morning i have had to tell her not yet baby but soon this last morning penny had to go to pre k a little earlier then she is used to cause daddy had court and i had a dentist appointment which made her a little bummed out or so i thought me hey baby do you want to make a deal about school penny i mmediately sticks out her hand literally no hesitation her entire demeanor changing in an instant yes let s deals i will be big and brave and go to school no fussing and you will put halloween every where all over my house okay this is deals mama i think i just got hustled by a 4 year old kaity did a tangentially related update penny is doing some strange interpretive dance to let us know she s not a fan of the cup we ve chosen to put her juice in mind you this is the only clean cup at this moment she is hopping up and down and swinging her arm like an elephant trunk she is pirouetting her hands are on her hips shes is completely silent husband exasperated okay but did you make a deal with something while you were pregnant it s the only explanation i can come up with kaity did sometimes people will ask me if penny is still making deals and here is an update for you to let you know husband okay you can not leave your room until someone comes and gets you okay you re getting up way too early and we re guests in papa and guppies house so you stay and play in your room and someone will come get you when you can come out of your room tomorrow morning deal penny hand extended plotting deal smash cut to the next morning penny is not in her room at the allotted 7 30 am retrieve penny rose time we find her in bed cuddled up with my mom and dad watching a movie penny hands out in a calm down gesture listen listen i didnt leave i didnt i didn t break da deals i just knocked on the door until papa came and got me papa laughing hysterically well dont snitch penny i didnt do nothing i kept my deals you jus said someone had to come get me papa come get me so we have to be insanely detailed in our deals because she did knock on her bed room door and yell papa papa papa at 4 30 in the morning until my dad came and got her and you know what that s on us kaity did yes she s still at it folks penny can we watch a pokémon me i ll make a deal with you penny sits down at the dining room table like she s on literal trial listening me if you can do bath time and get around for bed with literally no fussing you and i can watch one pokémon in mama and dadas bed before you go to bed if i hear one bit of fussing pokémon is off the table penny folding her hands ready to counter speaking to me like i m losing my faculties uhm no deal mama i want pokémon on the tv not on the table me trying not to die that s no i just mean the deal is if you fuss at all there will be no pokémon tonight penny oh yes this is deals 202 42 183 46 401 a mysterious ghost reblogged janeways coffees holespoles follow jun kumaori 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