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the calvert family skip to main skip to sidebar the calvert family wednesday february 16 2011 new blog hey everyone i have been trying recently to get a weekly storytime blog off the ground every week i will post a new children s story every wednesday to be exact in fact we have a brand new story posted this morning it is a new take on rapunzel and written by request of gracie so head on over to http skewampastories wordpress com to check it out make sure to sign up for e mail updates so i can remind you about upcoming stories also go to http www facebook com pages skewampas stories 201694313179939 and like our facebook page for more ways to be skewampas i will have insider commentary i will also have one ewe choose story a month readers will decide what kind of story i write next it promises to be lots of fun so come check us out posted by the calvert family at 6 39 am 0 comments sunday july 25 2010 the real three billy goats gruff so we all think we know the story of the three billy goats gruff but have we ever really thought about it really honestly ok so here it is there are these three piggish goats who have squandered every good thing on their side of the fence and think that maye life will be better on the other hill so they devise a plan to trick a poor old hungry little person out of his only means of income so the first a scrawny little shrimp of a goat tried to cross the bridge and we all know the story ends up being able to cross by hoodwinking the supposed evil troll and so on and so forth well when we get to the big billy goat gruff what do we find body builder billy goat crossing the bridge so what is the troll supposed to do let him go he already let two other goats go by and he has kids under bridge to feed after all so he tried to collect the toll after all even goats deserve to pay their dues then that no good steroid packed farm animal throws the poor troll over the bridge when the police get their who are they goin to believe are they going to believe the hideously ugly bearded wife and thirty nauseatingly reoulsive children or the upright handsome goat who works out regularly keeps the towns lawns trim and empties the dump if you look at it politically the short guy really didn t have a chance the police label him as a desparate jumper seeking escape from an impossibly difficult situation the media plays him off as a bad guy when in reality he was just like everyone else a normal guy trying to earn a buck the moral of the story is don t underanalyze the effect of the media on your perceptions of the reality of a situation involving a or maybe just give the little buy the benefit of the doubt posted by the calvert family at 9 58 pm 0 comments labels fairy tale moral silly story thursday july 22 2010 vacation so we recently returned from what turned out to be a rather tumultuous vacation we traveled to mt rushmore which i have to say i was a little disappoinnted with it was very cool to see the presidents faces call me old fashioned but i am one of those people who likes to see things finished with the exception of house projects of course i love having all those unfunished just for those of you who were wondering it just seemed sloppy to have these half finished faces up on a mountain being called complete then we visited the corn palace palace palace palace palace palace that was an echo by the way hint to those interested in going take pictures from the car and keep driving however while i sound like i am being a whiner and let s face it i am a little bit i fully endorse visitingthese and other such kitschy tourist locales the kids had a blast seeing the places they thought they were the bees knees i am in sort of a funny mood tonight and can t be held fully responsible for the loopy things that may pour forth from my keyboard then we headed north for a week that promised sun sand and relaxation we had almost none of those things it started raining almost as soon as we got there mid week we found out that allen s father had passed away so he flew home to plan the funeral and after we were finished up north we met him in madison before proceeding south to have the funeral in benton wisconsin we cannot say that there was no sun though and there was plenty of sand and bugs and i had lots of fun tubing and cruising on the boat with larry and bev i do love the temperate weather of the north and stargazing so i did a little enjoyed a bit of those things just without allen i realized that i love love riding around on the lakes that is possibly my favorite part of going north anyway we finally got to utah about two days later than we expected and had lots of fun seeing everyone at the reunion it is so great to get everyone together so hopefully we will be able to do it every other year from here on out posted by the calvert family at 7 22 pm 0 comments labels funeral mishap vacation wisconsin wednesday june 9 2010 bountiful baskets recipes hey all i have been getting these baskets with assorted fruits and veggies that i normally wouldn t buy because i don t know how to use them so in my search for recipes here are some good ones i have found bok choy salad 1 2 c salad oil 1 4 c rice vinegar 1 3 c brown sugar 3 tb soy sauce 1 tb sesame oil 2 bunches bok choy 1 bunch green onions chopped craisins to taste chow mein noodles to taste mix dressing ingredients and pour over salad ingredients and voila a delicious salad posted by the calvert family at 10 05 pm 0 comments labels bok choy bountiful baskets recipe friday february 19 2010 heat cannot be separated from fire or beauty from the eternal dante alighieri character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow the shadow is what we think of it the tree is the real thing abraham lincoln posted by the calvert family at 12 07 pm 0 comments thursday january 21 2010 aftons 10 day pictures thse ones were also taken by my friend jessica i love them posted by the calvert family at 1 19 pm 4 comments labels afton pictures wednesday january 20 2010 finally so i have been trying for about a week and a half to put these up on the blog but the photo uploader woudn t do it so finally for those who i don t know on facebook here are pictures of the labor these are my favorites they were taken by my friend jessica who is just amazing posted by the calvert family at 12 13 pm 0 comments labels afton labor pictures sunday january 3 2010 belated baby pictures so i have been made aware that the people of the world are highly offended that i have been so negligent of my duty to inform them about the birth of our latest child cough megan cough hehehe i really have no excuse except that i have just been having so much fun mothering and loving the new little one and her adorable sisters that i haven t found the time to update our blog so here we go afton paige was born on december 17th after about a million hours of labor she weighed in at a whopping 8 pounds 9 ounces and 20 inches long we had originally hoped to deliver her naturally after our my previous c sections however we found that to be was an unrealistic hope after that billion hour labor we referred to earlier it was apparent that little afton simply didn t want to come out the way nature intended for her to and we ended with another c section however the experience was much different than previous c sections the nurses allowed me to hold the baby while i was being put back together and i carried her with me as we went into the recovery room the doctor let me see her as he pulled her out so i could feel more connected to the situation i highly recommend summerlin hospital for anyoe who wants an amazing birth experience btw so while i did not get the birth that i wanted i did get the end result i desired to hold and bond with baby immidiately and feel very blessed to finally feel completely at peace with my birth experience here are some pictures from the delivery i will probably post pictures of the labor once i get them posted by the calvert family at 7 45 pm 7 comments labels afton belated birth monday november 30 2009 belated halloween pictures so here are our halloween pictures yeah i know they are so late but thats how it goes being a perfectionist without any time to do a good enough job allen is a mad scienist and emma and i are his experiments i am some sort of alien mother hybrid and she is franken girl ethnie was supposed to be a cute human fly should have been cute except for my extreme lack of sewmanship however do to poor planning it was a death trap concerning potty breaks and didn t make it through her preschool party so instead she was a scottish lady with papa as her official bagpiping escort posted by the calvert family at 11 45 am 0 comments labels dorks halloween late saturday november 21 2009 other greats from the shoot so my last post i wanted to show mostly pictures that were solely matenity photos however i would be highly ungrateful i did not also include the wonderful family and kid pictures liesel took because they are beautiful so for those who actually look at my blog thanks mom and dad here are the rest of my favorites emma really wanted to show how flexible she was either that or she was trying to prove how badly she needed a bath i love these family pictures and yes i realize they are almost exactly the same i just couldn t choose just one i also will make no apologies because i firmly believe that my husband is a bigger stud than yours what can i say my kids are natual born tree huggers i just love my girls and i think that they are the most beautiful girls on he planet and there is pretty much noone who will ever change my mind on that posted by the calvert family at 7 34 am 5 comments labels family kids photos portrait older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me the calvert family i am a full time wife and mother and a part time student hopefully in about five years i will have my architectural design degree that s about how long it is going to take me to get through school my husband allen is a wildlife biologist this essentially means he gets to live out every little boys fantasy to chase animals around the desert the best part is they even pay him for it we have 3 girls emma who is 6 and ethnie who is 3 an afton who is new they are incredible girls and remarkably different from each other that is our family in a nutshell we have a great family given us by an even greater god view my complete profile kids say the darndest things mommy afton is crying i think she needs to milk you 1 3 10 ethnie he say high kah see mommy ethnie trying to pronounce tchaikowski 10 25 09 mom where did moroni hide the gold plates emma in his garage 10 22 09 i miss daddy i want to go with him and catch bats ethnie 10 22 09 macaroni is is special to me daddy it s special to me and emma and mommy but not you ethnie 10 19 09 that was a great rhyme mommy i m so proud of you ethnie 9 14 09 daddy don t take the satellite radio i love satellite radio emma 9 14 09 todays kids are so spoiled is the baby out yet ethnie repetetively 5 20 5 21 09 ashley we have to go to the temple so we can dance ethnie 4 09 ethnie knock knock me who s there ethnie i m an orange me i m an orange who ethnie i m sid the science orange hahahhhahaha 4 09 this is good mom i m not just saying that either emma 3 09 i love papa he says bum bum be dum and play the pipes ethnie 3 09 i love lola acuz she give me a bar protien bars ethnie 3 09 mommy you re cumbersome that means bulky heavy emma daddy s my father and i love him sooo much ethnie elmo ethnie instead of elbow i didn t know there was grass poop emma referring to her grass stained jeans when asked to put toys away no dad you just kidding ethnie soup soup ethnie swimsuit i not adorable ethnie there s a hippo named thunder emma in response to the thunder outside i m doing awefome am t i mommy ethnie tinkerbell is my favorite actor emma when i get married you can t mess up my flowers mommy emma no more kiss s 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