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ack thbbbt skip to main skip to sidebar ack thbbbt true stories only funnier tuesday may 12 2026 3 things w00t made it a full week something that went well i had to coordinate a half dozen people for an online meeting the invite had been sent weeks ago but i wanted to be sure participants remembered what it was about and still prioritized it i wrote a summary of the meeting s purpose its importance and how the subject related each person s function then sent the summary in a group chat where several people gave it a thumbs up the presentation went well and participants seemed interested and asked good questions whew glad that s over something to look forward to coffee meeting tomorrow cat basket lunch the day after something nice about me went to a social event at the library after work and managed to actually be social instead of socially awkward with love from roses at 8 40 pm 0 say thbbbt monday may 11 2026 3 things day 6 something that went well boys came over for birthday cake and ice cream the husband and i had been looking forward to it all day it was a nice visit ️ something to look forward to i have an off site coffe date with a coworker on wednesday this week we re going to discuss ideas i have that might help her achieve one of her goals and there s a good chance we will have a cathartic sharing of frustrations in the process i also have a lunch date on thursday with my friend who just adopted a cat and i will get to deliver her cat s freshly crafted crochet basket something nice about me despite how i struggle with some familial relationships i have cousins who like me and seek me out when they re in the area this should assure me that they aren t all talking about me and if they are it s not all negative with love from roses at 9 38 pm 0 say thbbbt sunday may 10 2026 3 things day 5 something that went well got a new phone to replace my multi cracked multi year old one got it all ported over and such with no fuss geeting used to a new phone and signing into all your apps is a booger but it s coming along i m glad to have this done something to look forward to there will be cake ice cream and another visit with the boys tomorrow a birthday might be involved something nice about me i have good children who grew up to be decent human beings i can t claim credit i m just very lucky i got these guys with love from roses at 8 33 pm 0 say thbbbt saturday may 09 2026 3 things before bed day 4 something that went well i bought yarn to make a cat basket for a friend who just adopted a cat i had bragged that sure i could make it out of fluffy blanket yarn which i had never used before and didn t have a hook for so along with the yarn i had to invest in a crochet hook roughly the size of a hammer after a few failed attempts a desperate google search for helpful tips and a fistful of snap barrettes to use as stitch markers i managed to make it work and i finished it today something to look forward to i m excited to give the cat basket to my friend not sure when we ll meet up but i m looking forward to gifting it to her something nice about myself crocheting is my love language while i have sold pieces and even participated in a few craft shows it s been far more rewarding to donate items to fundraisers or to give them to people who appreciate the work it s nice to have a hobby that makes other people happy too with love from roses at 8 23 pm 0 say thbbbt friday may 08 2026 3 things before bed day 3 something that went well damn a whole lot went poorly today all work related other than work i didn t do much else to talk about how about this the weather was nice and the husband and i walked to a community event where we ran into younger son and his girlfriend something to look forward to younger son is coming over tomorrow morning to take care of family business stuff not today the husband offered to make him breakfast so his girlfriend is also coming and maybe elder son too something nice about myself my cat likes me with love from roses at 9 06 pm 0 say thbbbt thursday may 07 2026 3 things before bed 2nd try something that went well it took a bigger chunk of the day than it should have but i published 8 pages of keyword optimized content that our seo vendor sent over there was some back and forth and i had to suggest some edits but they were receptive and quick to make changes this took up time that should have been invested in regular thursday tasks but this was important because other directives were waiting on it good job roses something to look forward to younger son plans to come over tomorrow morning to finalize some lingering family business such as swapping car titles and getting his own phone service account this won t be a fun visit really but we don t see him as often as elder son so it ll be nice despite the purpose something nice about myself i look like my mom i like this very much with love from roses at 8 12 pm 0 say thbbbt message to the new hires just because i don t know everything doesn t mean i don t know any thing yes you is very smart your new ideas are good and i know they re good because i ve been implementing those ideas for 7 years also stop talking once in a while so other people can give your new ss some input maybe there s something you can learn too with love from roses at 5 45 am 0 say thbbbt wednesday may 06 2026 3 things before bed first attempt i read a thing that suggested writing on the following subjects before bed will help combat the negative thoughts that make it hard to fall sleep boy howdy do i have negative thoughts so imma give it a try something that went well i fixed a work problem a shirt was showing up when you searched our website for iams pet products weird for sure i implemented a quick solution for today and i tried something that might provide a more sustainable solution will find out tomorrow morning if the longer term fix works something to look forward to i ll be working from home tomorrow and can run errands in town over my lunch break and pick up a treat day treat in the process something nice about myself i m pretty damn funny and fun to be around when i don t let other people determine how i should behave with love from roses at 11 22 pm 0 say thbbbt wednesday april 29 2026 treat day since the company mandated four days per week be worked in office i have declared for myself that thursdays are treat day i made it to the 4th day i deserve a treat treats can be whatever i want them to be sweets fancy beverages trinkets that i don t need but really really want but usually i pick coffee shop chai the fourth day of my workweek is exhausting i m tired from getting up early to dress do hair makeup and commute i ve had my fill of people interactions i just don t wanna do it any more this week you know but treat day makes it okay i m actually looking forward to tomorrow i m considering making mondays a treat day as well it might help combat the sunday saddies with love from roses at 8 47 pm 0 say thbbbt sunday march 15 2026 office work mandates you know how some people are so sad or depressed they can t get out of bed i think i m so sad or depressed i can t sleep after 6 years of hybrid work arrangements my employer mandated a 4 day in house work week this month no one is happy about it the first week many departments were empty all 5 days in protest as i walked through the building any time i came across two or more people together they were talking in whispers and those who continued their conversations after seeing me approach were talking smack about the new policy at 5pm friday after that first week i already started dreading the next monday sunday scaries began immediately i m typing this sunday morning because i haven t been able to fall asleep yet saturday night the few days i had to recuperate and recover are being wasted with feelings of sadness and loss yes yes i know four days in office isn t as bad as 5 days in and yes yes it s not as bad as other people s working conditions someone else s two broken legs being worse than my one broken leg does not negate the pain of having only one broken leg though this sucks and it hurts and it s weighing so heavily on me that i cannot rest properly and i like my job you guys i m just so tired and sad with love from roses at 12 42 am 0 say thbbbt older posts home subscribe to posts atom pages what does ack thbbbt mean about the two word reviews search this blog this is me roses my name is roses i am a recovering radio dj who graduated college at age 52 i kept my student id in the same wallet pocket as my aarp card because the contrast amused me greatly view my complete profile sure you can e mail me just make sure i know you re not spam ackthbbbt hotmail com connect here and get notified when i post something new what kinds of posts are you looking for c mon that s funny 265 light of my life 104 open for discussion 85 that reminds me of a story 65 don t tell my boss i wrote this 52 radio schtuff 48 mother in law 40 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