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graines are like zero calorie sweeteners give me migraines and then people are like no you don t there s no proof for that and yet whenever i eat stevia my head feels like there s a thousand metal rats trying to escape from it no matter how many times i m told that i m making it up thatrandomsarahchick i once had someone serve me a drink with it instead of sugar because they were testing me migraine came on before the meal finished and then when i asked her if she d checked they were putting real sugar in she accused me of having watched her doing it and faking the headache to prove my point what even is thiss people will literally poison you on purpose and then blame you for it when you have an uncommon sensitivity or allergy source what even is thiss stevia tastes like headaches it s true the fucked thing is if you re ok with some artificial sweeteners but not others 1 hour ago with 31 172 notes seedsofwinter seedsofwinter source seedsofwinter this is a psa you are a pirate um yarr me hearties talk like a pirate day 4 hours ago with 5 notes aurinko inen spin the wheel polls the item you get from spinning this wheel must be placed in your room how do you feel about your newly acquired decor i have this already this rules it s nice i suppose completely apathetic my aesthetic is ruined but i ll deal with it this is wildly impractical i m moving secret eighth option results other you may choose the location but you may not permanently alter or discard it this wheel was made and submitted by anonymous source spin the wheel polls trampoline if it s one of those single person exercise trampolines that s doable if inconvenient if it s one of those fuckoff huge yard trampolines rich kids invite their friends to use sometimes it simply will not fit 5 hours ago with 2 285 notes kalikatze dernisseznirp leute ich kann das alles nicht mehr wie realitätsfern kann ein mann sein friedrich merz ja sorry fürs all caps ich bin einfach so durch unscharf an den raendern source dernisseznirp jaja kinderkanzler merz wie war das noch mit den mehrzweckeiern wessen wort wär das fast geworden achso na gut 1 day ago with 873 notes gallusrostromegalus hideki koga ブロンズトキ glossy ibis source hideki koga for reasons 1 day ago with 3 863 notes knives in the dishwater child of trauma anyone else getting poll error on every poll they come across smegorl poll error poll error poll error see results source child of trauma using the browser version haven t encountered poll error yet 1 day ago with 53 notes mctreeleth kittyb1tz watching a pot means itll never boil but leaving it unwatched makes it always boil over so basically cooking pasta is kinda like quantum superposition kittyb1tz while i was typing this my pot boiled over source kittyb1tz lay a wooden spatula across the pot that way when it starts boiling over it pops the bubbles giving you a minute to turn the heat down it needs to be wood because it absorbs the water forming the bubble skins plastic or metal just get envelopes also why are you keeping the stove on high once the pasta is boiling low medium cooks it just as fast 2 days ago with 21 386 notes vaspider andhumanslovedstories no nuance poll will you be happy a year from now yes no andhumanslovedstories to vastly oversimplify the human decision making process pick which of these was the strongest influence on your answer above experience logic hope fear coin flip andhumanslovedstories are you happy now and how did you vote about the future happy now happy later happy now not happy later not happy now happy later not happy now not happy later andhumanslovedstories finally these polls purposefully do not define what it means to be happy pick a second word that best fits the conception of happiness that most influenced your choices security contentment meaning achievement love joy ease freedom challenge the absence of distress other my reason and drive truly cannot fit into any of the above categories source andhumanslovedstories i like how we re all convinced things at least won t get worse the long arc of history is getting bent towards justice if we have anything to say about it y know 3 days ago with 2 492 notes itscaptainzap aromanticduck not all construction work is equally enjoyable for example enlarging a drilled hole is boring but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting marzipanandminutiae this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and i love that about it source aromanticduck i mean fastening pieces of metal together can be riveting but some people out there are disgusting they ll just nut and bolt 3 days ago with 228 735 notes anonymow viralfrog source viralfrog donald ducking it 4 days ago with 10 925 notes betweenheroesandvillains nature nerd sarah spin this wheel you now have to take care of this animal for a week why do you have to take care of it i dunno your friend who has it for a pet goes on vacation for a week and you re the only person they know who has time that week how well does it go we become best friends it goes okay the animal dies the animal kills me another option spin the wheel polls it would die not because i can t take care of it but because it s a bee source nature nerd sarah hippo lbr if they keep a hippo and aren t running an accredited zoo we aren t friends but if i had to take care of a backyard hippo and i m not allowed to call animal control i am so dead 4 days ago with 10 663 notes radwolf76 tpwrtrmnky you just know that toys in the toy story universe that go to landfills without ending up in an incinerator must be up to some mad max nonsense tpwrtrmnky some warbands only recruit toys that share a specific brand or manufacturer while others take the outcasts the weird little dollar store dinosaurs and the discarded merchandise from movies that flopped they re all patching themselves up with bits of garbage of course tpwrtrmnky a scrappy band of moldy plushies faces off against the buzz legion composed entirely of discarded buzz lightyear toys that shelfwarmed years after going on clearance tpwrtrmnky the most dangerous warlord a recalled toy from the 80s with a sparking flint gimmick he has turned himself into a living weapon and melts all who stand against him source tpwrtrmnky his worst enemy is a ragtag bunch of really old tin and porcelain toys and dolls imagine a franken bjd with only singed remains of hair riding an antique wind up elephant into battle 4 days ago with 8 679 notes mias back from the dead seven oh four spin this wheel of every pokémon let s say you have to eat whichever one it lands on how does it go this was practically made for eating i would like to eat this pokémon i would be okay with eating this eating this sounds unpleasant absolutely horrid dining experience eating this would likely cause serious health ailments one bite of this would instantly seal my fate not possible to eat at all sin ari hm seven oh four i almost included an eating this poses an immediate threat not just to me but to the world at large option but i decided i wanted to focus on the individual dining experience source seven oh four kirlia i think my fate is sealed that s a psychic fairy and it s not even meaty at all starving would be a better choice 5 days ago with 20 758 notes lilisonna briannyssey has there been any discussion of how prevalent owning small businesses is in cozy fantasy i don t read it so idk if it s an actual trend but like legends and lattes the spellshop can t spell treason without tea a wizard s guide to defensive baking like am i going crazy here even a psalm for the wild built could be read as a story about owning a small business but principally that s a post money world where that character takes up that role to provide a community service i think there s something to this fantasy showing up in what is communist adjacent or at least communalist worldbuilding of apftwb while also seemingly showing up in all of these stories where characters own or operate businesses as means of establishing agency and independence which is also a means of comfort seeking for both character and audience i m trying to not judge only analyze but it does seem that there s something in the collective psyche of writers readers for this genre that is seeking agency denied them and for the majority of works in this space it seems to be that their sanctuary is found in owning a business i wonder what this says about us as a culture elodieunderglass oh that s cos it s just chicklit with a different colour palette and slightly more woke because nerds want to think they re not like their mums the first pop chicklits that really took off were british women s slice of life books bridget jones s diary shopaholic etc very heavily dominated by british women s voices you probably blank the covers completely if they re not your style but they re really astonishingly popular and profitable in their own niche market legends and lattes etc are functionally identical to a jenny colgan with orcs or whatever drag and drop lesbians etc to appeal to the furnishings of the nerd queer audience it feels very much if romance plus fantasy results in romantasy with two target markets what about romance british chicklit is that a market will they pay since british chicklit is so well established and formulaic that i could write a pastiche without engaging a single mental gear it s a no brainer just change the wallpaper throw in an orc or two and people will eat it with a spoon the slightly magical cupcakes coffee shop that changes the neighbourhood woman gaining financial independence through owning her own business fantasy etc are all the set dressings of british chicklit and there s genuinely nothing wrong with that my familiarity with the british chicklit genre is because i read that genre attentively i pushed the curls back from my sweating forehead and scowled at the giant scottish mountain in front of me i noticed that he had moss green eyes under fierce brows and his hand knit sweater had elbow patches giving him a slightly unkempt academic look what s a stupid wee english lassie like you doing with machamish macready s old horsebox it s my horsebox i snapped setting down the paintbrush i bought it it s mine what this grumpy idiot didn t realise was that when my former life collapsed around me i had entirely stopped caring about what men thought of me not only had my mid level marketing job crashed out my sleazy boss and stupid male coworkers poisoning the well of my intellectual ambitions but my boyfriend had dumped me for a sloane ranger i was evicted from my damp london flat by a stroppy landlord my dog s vet bills had vanished most of my savings and who was to blame for that men so now what was left for me a life without men a complete change for bella blackwater that was it a new life held in my own hands financial independence some churlish brooding brute with eyes like fairy glens wouldn t stop me from achieving my dreams and it s not a horsebox i said it s a coffee shop a mobile coffee shop a coffee shop of hopes and dreams i might also sell books i shaded my eyes with my hand and looked fondly at my future as soon as i had finished painting the horsebox with the last of my meagre cash i would buy a coffee machine and some beans probably i had already made some quirky friends with distinctive types and my terrier elizabeth bennet named after my stated fondness for reading books was thriving magically healed by the scottish air i was turning my own life around soon i would be my own woman strong independent financially separate from the concerns of men not here you won t the man shot back glowering i m archie maclairdlaird and i m the laird around here check out the titles though do read the titles out loud in a funny voice though you should start to notice a pattern oh and they also have those really overwrought seo titles in which you appreciate that the feel good escapist live laugh love nature of it is baked into the marketing and you ll have noted by now that owning a coffee shop cake shop bookshop or wedding dress shop is practically obligatory other acceptable careers are having a jam factory shoe shop or writing books but generally the woman has to flee corporate slavedom to achieve her own baking fantasy see it s genuinely quite fun easy to write easy to read but that s what those are they re chicklit nothing wrong with it but nothing new either elodieunderglass oh you asked why and what the social drivers were chicklit features a woman gaining total agency she does this in four main clear ways through a romantic relationship with a man who appreciates her for herself by deepening her local relationships particularly quirky female friendships by being financially independent and having everyone adore and support her small business which is usually paired with a small humble but self sufficient home she almost always lives above the coffee shop at least until she marries the man in the big house home and financial independence are tied together and part of the fantasy is that she gets to paint it as soon as it falls in her possession also her business is perfect and profitable and everyone adores it and cries oh bella blackwater it s a christmas miracle your bookshop has transformed this whole town this works especially well because she uses her innate skills and they are appreciated in all three ways by the man by the friends and by the customers for example she might be a magical baker her cakes just taste better than everyone else s or a nurturing type creates a beautiful space and attracts quirky crew of defenders or is fabulously warm hearted and brave wins affection of local dog children laird chickens these skills are used in mild peril but are also responsible for the reason why the woman prevails the community come together to help her after the disaster this creates a very effective escapist fantasy hitting multiple wish fulfilment points these have been tied effectively to the ongoing british housing crisis and stagnant wages but also are pastoral fantasies as well just you know not too muddy under the fingernails staying firmly on the beach etc however a huge part of the intention of the plots is actually how they re supposed to be read they re sold in grocery stores in the uk and the christmas and summer clustering is because they re intended to be read when the target audience of women finally have a little bloody time off put your feet up pour a glass of tesco rose and crack open your beachy beach read you get me or the woman chucks one in her sensible tote when she s going away to the in laws for christmas fuck it at least if it gets awful she can retreat to bella blackwater while camping out in hiding on the toilet they re like that partly because of economic and political conditions but they re also designed specifically for certain people and their reading circumstances so these are books made for a certain kind of women who read them in certain ...