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o_o i haven t had enough coffee to deal yet eh i ll think of something later about the author american 38 aro ace she her pronouns they them works too prepare to see geekery on a multi fandom scale and general bitching about the world ask me anything search blog tools archive rss 3 057 notes november 5 2025 shalpilot shalpilot shalpilot do you regularly listen to music in a language languages you do not speak yes no no nuance for the choices elaborate in the tags regularly means making an conscious effort to find and listen to songs in a different language of your own volition and not just letting them play on the radio hearing them at work other situations where you are not in control of the music if you voted yes in the previous poll is it exclusively vocaloid music yes no no judgement i m just interested if that s a contributing factor to the prev poll prev sure thing o7 if you voted yes in the first poll is it exclusively kpop music yes no via imaginationzkey filed under mostly irish gaelic i think some latin some mongolian a little french some native american 6 notes november 5 2025 aniseandspearmint had a dream last night that i was scavenging in a town soon after the zombie apocalypse avoiding a bunch of cops on a fascist power trip so i could bring back food and other useful things to my small community of survivors i also had a psychic bond with a pack of squirrels who were also helping me search and avoid the cops this feels indicative of current events somewhat except the bit with the squirrels not sure where that bit came from filed under lols dreams great job brain that was fun me my life 2 511 notes november 5 2025 covid safer hotties alt are you okay is so funny for the way it completely disarms people like they want rage or shame or some other emotion and when you react with concern they just like short circuit and run away lmao via sgchan filed under lols good idea 790 notes november 5 2025 pigeonsparty nurture handwoven green hoodie poncho stay fluffy friends filed under oooh cool art fiber arts poncho from scratch video has music 4 025 notes november 5 2025 fuckyeahchinesefashion majiang mahjong made of bamboo and beef shank bone by chinese artist 白行简bai xingjian filed under art arts and crafts video has sound 16 326 notes november 5 2025 makeshiftloops listen i m only 6 episodes into the podcast but you can t tell me this isn t just welcome to night vale filed under lols comedy video has sound 42 448 notes november 5 2025 themarchrabbit veal exe since i know for a fact survival theft will be going up this month do not steal from target they have some of if not the highest end security measures in place even if they don t call you out on your first theft they know you did it and they re waiting until you ve stolen enough to get the law involved i am dead serious do not fucking steal from target you will be caught you re already caught is what you need to understand target is well aware you have shoplifted hell most stores are policy is to not confront shoplifters because for every thousand who will be confronted one will cause serious harm to the employee confronting them usually out of panic in my experience but that s not very comforting to the employee who just got a concussion from getting hit in the head with a lamp the employees usually don t have health insurance either because corporate makes sure to keep them scheduled to only so many hours a week so they don t qualify thus they will not confront you but the cameras sure as fuck caught you and target does not cut corners in that department they keep their shit up to date monitored and functioning what they do is keep track of the frequent offenders because shoplifting 50 usd worth of goods is just a misdemeanor massachusetts has actually set into place a separate law regarding shoplifting making it different from theft anything below 250 is a misdemeanor no jail time but most states do not have the separate categories shoplifting is theft legally and the limit is about 500 before it becomes a felony but theft is always a more serious crime legally in terms of consequences and you do risk jail time even for a first time offense you could get it for a misdemeanor if you get a judge that s a particular kind of asshole target makes sure you ve committed felony level theft before they bust you they record you every time and keep a tally so you might think you re in the clear because you ve gotten away clean several times only for the cops to be waiting for you outside the next time or worse show up at your door with a warrant for your arrest that night there are cameras in the parking lot too and your license plate is registered to your address target will not drop it either they will pursue charges you will absolutely want a lawyer because they will definitely be using one a felony doesn t go away in the united states you will not be able to change your name legally in the future for any reason without a judge s approval if at all you will not be able to adopt children you will be excluded from adopting from some animal shelters you will be automatically turned down from pretty much every entry level job for at least five years you will be denied approval to rent housing and if you get busted for anything else speeding possession of personal use recreational drugs loitering you don t get to go home you re automatically assumed guilty by the cops and you will be a target for quotas and if you re leaning on well i m 14 15 i m a minor you will not go down alone if you are a minor and a friend or relative who is 21 is with you they can be charged too whether or not they even knew what you were doing and they can actually face worse consequences than you because they ll be charged not only as an adult hell they might tack on corruption of a minor charges again despite the fact your 23yo cousin who just gave you a ride had no idea what you were doing they will be the one paying the price for your crime anyone accompanying you can be charged but it s especially a problem if they are legally an adult and you are not if you are confronted by the police remember the rules am i under arrest if no the next question is am i free to leave if yes you are to say clearly without slang or attitude i want a lawyer until a lawyer is present i am exercising my fifth amendment right to remain silent and then you shut the fuck up you answer questions during booking related to your health such as if you re an insulin dependent diabetic you do not speak about the crime you ve been arrested for what are you here for i ve requested a lawyer and i am not going to comment until i have spoken with a lawyer and you do not provoke the one phone call thing is fiction your phone call limit is set by the cops and whether or not they re being a particular jackass on your phone call 1 the calls are recorded the calls are recorded they are recorded they are recorded and monitored i am being held at jail i was taken into custody arrested at time i requested a lawyer immediately i am still waiting for the lawyer i can t talk about anything until i see the lawyer 2 if not calling your lawyer call someone you can depend on to take care of your life whether you like them or not if your father is a judgmental asshole but you know he will absolutely be a responsible party that s who you call make the arrangements needed quickly if your kids need to be taken care of if your pets need care etc your work needs to be called the person doing this for you needs to lie btw there s been a family emergency which isn t actually a lie what kind i can t discuss that right now we don t have all the details yet thank you for understanding we appreciate your compassion and then they hang up 3 if you re lucky your appointed lawyer can get you out of jail on your own recognizance you will have a trial date in the meantime you need to find a criminal lawyer who specializes in shoplifting theft charges contact your local legal aid ask for help be honest with the lawyer 4 don t talk to anyone but the lawyer about the pending case you can say i was accused of shoplifting but it s not smart to talk about it 5 make a plan for if you get jail time appoint a legal guardian for your kids make plans to rehome pets do not allow utility bills rent to put you even more in debt legal aid can help you with what resources are available to you and finally 6 don t shoplift from target they ll ruin your life via nebulouspersonality filed under this 2 976 notes november 5 2025 cycad42 morning glow quetzalcoatlus northropi via unpretty filed under ooooh gorgeous work op art paleoart 538 notes november 5 2025 bedheaded league holmemes pt 32 aro ace edition i always interpret holmes as being somewhere on the ace spectrum but i wanted to take a moment to appreciate aro ace holmes specifically and yes i know holmes is a dog person but the post was too funny not to use i ve finally started watching elementary and the way they wrote holmes sexuality is very confusing to me bc he canonically fucks women but is also incredibly fruity and somehow still gives me major aro ace vibes not really sure what s up with that but anyway i wanted to give them a shoutout for giving us a very rare treasure a beautiful and complex friendship between a man and a woman that is totally 100 platonic the entire time every time a man and a woman in fiction are best friends and never even consider getting together an angel gets its wings via fourfeetabovetheground filed under yes elementary sherlock is so aro ace coded watson too her lack of interest in romance actually gets brought up in the show sherlock has a libido but treats sex as exercise outright stated several times in the show and joan has a whole thing about coming to realize that she isn t happy with traditional romantic relationships its great elementary is the best sherlock adaptation and i will stand by that 37 510 notes november 5 2025 sweaterkittensahoy ironinkpen ironinkpen an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander the old boomer who doesn t get the gays but still votes blue every election is still a better ally to you than every well spoken woke millennial who says all the right shit but didn t vote because they didn t like either option the lady who voted for trump but has changed her mind since and is calling her senator every day is a better ally to you than anyone very politely apologizing for how awful things are and not doing anything to actually help give me the granny who only started re thinking her feelings when her beloved grandkid came out as trans over anyone who can spout queer theory but gatekeeps transmascs at every step i ll take the unlearning trying my best messy allies over the my ass smells like roses because i ve read marx seventeen times perfect community member any fucking day via raven 6 10 filed under things to remember next page page 1 of 7802 we love tumblr stationery by thijs