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your bank accounts and transfer about 100 bucks to mine thanks bunches so anyway let me first give a shout out to my old frienemy anonymous i hope your herpes are staying at bay would hate to think you couldn t go protest the war on account of an itchy breakout was that too much i ll admonish myself later so anyway i hope you are all doing well i know i am let s see in the months since i last posted i have fallen totally in love with performing improv and just recently started writing sketch comedy with a very promising response to my sketches the pushers are awesome teachers oh plus horatio sanz retweeted me on twitter and i felt like the coolest kid on the block i ve also made some amazing friends who actually don t think it s cool to suck they pretty much all work in the hampton roads comedy underground or perform in bands or are just awesome for breathing it only took me fourteen years to become a part of this but i don t plan on doing anything else now that i have found it i am sure the fact that i am amazingly happy makes that vein on the side of anonymous s bulbous dome just throb with hate don t worry anonymous someday they ll find a cure for stupid and then maybe you can do something great too lol naw so let s see current events lindsey lohan is getting paid 1m to show her boobs in playboy you all know how much i love playboy so the thought of her booze hound ass polluting the pages kinda makes me want to drink but since so many old perverts want to see if her carpet matches her drapes i m sure that hef will make a nice return so that s good so stephanie meyer is still being encouraged to write which means that nietzsche could be right i wonder what she s writing about this time witches who only cast spells on people who have engaged in sex outside of marriage and instead of flying on brooms they drive mercedes because their virgin butts can t ride in anything but the best oh and they sparkle for no apparent reason at 2 30 am the witching hour is 3 am but we all know how ms meyer likes to fuck everything up so well it s time for me to place my offspring in their slumber pods as my daughter sings old mcdonald had a farm he i he i ho wit a him ho here and a him ho dare he i he i ho my kids are awesome so i will dismiss you from this meeting of brains with one final thought occupy wall street serious business or just another opportunity for t shirt companies to capitalize on new age rabble rousers discuss posted by anna barbay at 4 48 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels thought of the day saturday june 18 2011 life the best way to learn to laugh i just started reading my first text book in the field of work i should have been studying all along it only took me three degrees to finally balls up and take a step into the right direction the book is truth in comedy a manual of improvisation and the dream is fourteen years in the making here is a little story for those who care or are still awake and need something to read in 8th grade i had characters when my friends would tap my head i would change channels to a new character and just go with it from this was born the anna s going to nyc plan after graduation i was supposed to hop on the first plane to new york and hit the comedy scene and eventually these characters that had been the brain children of a daydreaming 13 year old girl would become the next mary catherine gallagher arianna and roseanne roseannadanna not that one could ever compare with the magnificent gilda radner instead i got wrapped up in a bad relationship tried to join the navy and went to junior college and then college and then grad school i started a family with a wonderful man and had two of the most animated beautiful funny kids imaginable i lived i am now 27 years old and because i decided to follow the advice of a man who thankfully made the statement that life is too short and tomorrow may never come i auditioned for a sketch comedy improv group and made the cut now at 27 i am pursuing a dream that i was beginning to think would always be just that a dream i am not one who gets preachy but i asked god to open a door for me just open it and i would walk through it and low and behold a door was presented some might wonder whether i regret not taking that step nine years ago whether i regret not stepping on a plane bound for nyc in pursuit of my dream no i do not why look i m a funny woman i know that even without people telling me i m funny i know i am my sense of humor has been my shield my friend and my backbone most of my life but at 18 i didn t know a damn thing about life in the nine years since graduating from high school i have lost a parent fallen down gotten up gotten married been by myself dealt with the navy had two whacky kids read way too many text books made friends lost friends learned to appreciate things learned to hate things i once took for granted become friends with my mom become friends with my enemies been crapped on both literally and figuratively fallen down some more adapted overcome and learned to believe in myself i am finally a complete person i am finally ready for this life is a trip if you have not developed some kind of a sense of humor after living life you have obviously not been paying attention when a door opens don t watch it close in hopes that it will open again because it just might not and for goodness sake make something out of what you ve got because life is the best lesson any of us will ever be given i used to think this phrase was so cliché and really it is but right now it seems so appropriate live laugh and love anna posted by anna barbay at 9 45 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday june 15 2011 and now this my blog has been silent for a while as i have been fresh out of interesting things to say just being honest i have decided to start something new on my fun little page called a picture is worth a thousand words i ll of course be drawing from a stockpile of people of walmart photos as well as other photos of shameful citizens embarrassing or perhaps not so embarrassing judging by their blatant disregard for tact pictures that have found their way to the very public world wide web i will be challenging myself to write a one thousand word essay about the photo narrative style research paper style really whatever i am feeling that day and will be extending the challenge to others now remember in order to comment on my page and offer your own 1 000 word contribution you have to be one of my legions so join my page and let s have fun because that is what annarchy is all about shameless vulgar profane border line personality disorder laden fun come join the party posted by anna barbay at 2 24 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels a picture is worth a thousand words and now this thursday june 2 2011 and now back to our regularly scheduled programming posted by anna barbay at 10 42 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest for my own good measure dear anonymous while i respect your right to free thought and thank god it s free because otherwise most people would be paying out the ass for pure garbage i find the points you attempted to make to be kind of well stupid point one that i make mention of the individuals from the blog in question regularly actually i never make mention of anyone regularly accept my children and this is mostly because they are far more entertaining than most all adults point two that misery loves company i am sure it does you ll have to let me know point three that i am a drama queen oh honey i am just the queen no drama needed oh and the richest part of all something about prince charming oh surely you jest oh i could continue as there is so much more i d like to say but as you chose to make your attacks under a cloak of anonymity i sadly cannot make personal attacks on you as you have on me oh how i would love to put a name and face with a wordy individual such as yourself mostly to make avoidance easier well anyway i have this life to live i m really quite enjoying it ok then buh bye now posted by anna barbay at 10 39 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest aaaanyway i just got invited to a new sketch comedy group seriously posted by anna barbay at 12 44 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday april 23 2011 thought of the day so the other night when all of the storms were headed through here all of the tornado warnings were going up and the national weather service was issuing guidelines for the storm in these guidelines those in building were told to find shelter in an inside room on the lowest level of the dwelling they were in while those in mobile homes were told to find shelter in a car or outside what i deduced form this was if you are in a structurally sound building find shelter however if you are in a trailer your ass is better off outside with the tornado good luck does this make anyone else say what the fetch posted by anna barbay at 4 37 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels thought of the day sunday april 10 2011 thoughts i have the drive to do it i have the ambition i even have a pretty alright starter resume complete with training and experience what i don t have is the ability to drop everything in one place and go to l a or ny to audition for everything under the sun until i get lucky i decided to start my family first and then pursue my dreams i do not regret this i look at my kids and realize that even with as crazy as they make me at times i never want to know what life without them or their dad would be like i would never go back and do anything differently that being said i do wish there were more opportunities at my disposal out here there are auditions out here heck one of the biggest shows on tv is filmed just 5 hours away from here the thing is i have no help my husband is active duty military and no one in my life seems to understand this dream i have had since i was 8 years old i want to act i want to get lucky enough to get cast on a tv show before i m 50 i want to make people laugh i want to make people cry i want to do all of this while still being a very active mom is that possible i know i would not be the only person in history to pull it off i am obviously just thinking out loud but i think i have more than what it takes i am not some bimbo who wants to act because she was once told by some sleazy old sears photographer that she should be a model i want to bring scripts to life bring my own script ideas to life i want to tell stories and be a part of the art form that is film i want to be someone else between action and cut mike will be on shore duty again when i m 30 maybe i can make it happen then i sometimes spread myself too thin and forget that i count for something too maybe i can volunteer at the vb theatre there s always amateur night at the funny bone it will happen i just don t know when or how but i do know that it will i just need a boost posted by anna barbay at 9 34 pm 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels thoughts friday april 1 2011 thought of the day it would be kind of interesting if pastor terry jones the inbred from florida died today let me set the stage he walks up to the pearly gates smiling proudly because he is sure he s in the right place just for god to say ha april fools and down the chute e goes awe to be a fly on the walls of heaven say wonder if the celebrate april fools day in heaven posted by anna barbay at 9 44 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels thought of the day friday march 25 2011 thought of the day trojan s new ad just does not appeal to me when a condom ad could very easily double as an icy hot ad this does not excite me it will be cold and then it will burn a lot no thanks posted by anna barbay at 9 25 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels thought of the day rant of the day married couples married couples now even though i am married i do not feel that my husband and i fall into the category i am about to rip on you know the ones these couples on wheel of fortune who are all like i have been happily married for 32 years to the love of my life howard bullshit booooolsheeeeeet no one has been happily married for 32 years i never tell people i have been happily married for 5 and a half years because i would be lying and my mother smacked that dirty habit outta me a long time ago happily married happy happy happy except for the time your wonderful husband howard slept with the nanny bet you weren t too happy then gladys ol gal were ya why do they have to be so freaking phony i love wheel of fortune i love solving the puzzle before the dipshit from yale who thinks he s so great because he knows how to talk good but those assclowns ruin the end for me there are no happy endings for me when howard and gladys come to play then there are those couples who think it s ok to give us normal couples advice well anna it s give and take it s give and take great he can give me his wallet and i will take his credit card to the mall there s always that woman with the perfect hair the perfect clothes the perfect husband and the oh so well behaved kids who wants to tell me how to remedy my severly dysfunctional family at dinners out with other couples all i want to do is drink and not have to wipe up boogers and food off of my kids for a few hours and all they want to do is tag team my husband and i on who needs to make a greater commitment to our marriage as i m texting my best friend about the ugly ass dress this bitch is trying to pull off and my husband is using his fork as a toothpick and his knife as a tiny mirror to pluck the remnants of steak from his teeth all i can think is who does this june cleaver bitch think she is so we aren t up each others asses 24 7 so mike smokes so i bitch constantly it s who we are it s what we do no we are not barbie and ken we re more like dan and roseanne we have our ups we have our downs we are not always thrilled with each other but we are both smart enough to know that no one else would have made this long of a commitment to either of us so we stick with it we take it day to day praying that neither of us will wake up to the other putting a pillow over our face and that s ok that is ok posted by anna barbay at 7 04 pm 8 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels rant of the day older posts home subscribe to posts atom this is me pretending to be deep in thought i sometimes do that so my kids will leave me alone my fan club their expectations are low so they think 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