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g shane doesn t seem uncomfortable so ilya stays out of these structured conversations zane is creating for them and is pleased to hear shane talk about him to yuna over dinner that weekend by the next week shane is chatting with zane as much as ilya during practice coming up with drills for the team to run through and nagging him about the way his left skate turns out when he s shooting ilya is genuinely pleased even through his surprise when shane mentions that they are going to babysit for bood the next tuesday so he can take cassie out for a date night apparently they had worked it out at lunch wyatt had offered but lisa was working a double and would appreciate him home and paying attention to her that night so shane had suggested that he and ilya do it wyatt had worked his way into this dynamic at some point gravitating over to zane and shane in the locker room for casual conversation and logistical discussions shane didn t really know anything about superheroes but wyatt was totally cool with that and happy to explain so shane didn t mind the detailed explanations about heroes and powers and comic books ilya floats around comfortably social as captain once more without a secret life beyond hockey he had hovered around shane slightly the first week but more often than not finds himself with troy and luca only glancing at shane for an occasional visual check in shane doesn t like troy yet and he hasn t figured out how to talk to luca without feeling like he s gonna be asked for an autograph so he waits for ilya to break off and check on him throughout the day when they get in the car to go home ilya gives shane the full run down of everything that happened that day as shane fills in any gaps he can they eat dinner on the couch with their legs tangled together they suck each other off in the kitchen washing dishes they shower together with ilya s lavender scented body wash shane reads in bed with ilya s head in his lap they turn off the lamp and set an alarm they fall asleep one arm thrown across the other man s hip they re in the same bed in the same city on the same team and shane is friends with zane boodram like they ve played together for years apparently i am an adult 1d ilya rozanov shane hollander zane boodram wyatt hayes ottawa centaurs heated rivalry hollanov 9 194 1 343 apparently i am an adult reblogged 3d gaynehollander 3d follow at some point after the cottage but before the public outing tmz does an article on ilya rozanov s most high profile hookups which is essentially just a list of instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of ilya at the club shane scrolls through it absolutely seething because he is ilya s most high profile hookup maybe not by their metric which seems to be instagram followers but shane hasn t heard about a single one of these women apart from svetlana whom he wouldn t have recognised if not for ilya talking about her the guys are talking about it in the locker room as if ilya s a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it and shane is absolutely furious because he can t tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him he is the only one who s gotten to call ilya his he is the only person ilya s been in love with anyway after the next boston montreal game ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like he s been mauled his entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down one on his pubic bone a couple on his thighs and the darkest one on his hip a large circle of clear teeth marks not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out taken back off and when the gossip of ilya rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the montreal locker room shane can t help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because yes that s his man apparently i am an adult 3d this is amazing possessive shane is my baby shane hollander ilya rozanov hollanov heated rivalry 18 1 086 6 211 apparently i am an adult reblogged phoenixyfriend 3d post troy stress disorder jul 24 2025 follow telemachus first interactions with athena are everything to me he has no idea he s speaking to a goddess so there s no posturing no pretense just greetings stranger sit rest have some wine btw not to be indelicate but my life is a joke these suitors fucking suck welcome to ithaca 3 543 1 617 apparently i am an adult reblogged 3d rozanovs 5d follow what is it about shane that you love and were drawn to he is hyper competent at this one thing he s stereotypically masculine in a lot of regards he s a kind person and he s so overtly canadian he s harboring something that he thinks is a career ending secret because he just doesn t have the emotional maturity or societal maturity to sort of understand what his own queerness means to him it s most likely detrimental which is the wrong assumption to some degree but it shatters his own idea of what his masculinity is or at least it cripples it and yet he still never harms a fly hudson williams via the hollywood reporter hudcon week 2026 day four favourite quote heated rivalry shane hollander hudson williams my beloved i love this character so much thank you hudson williams 4 576 1 268 apparently i am an adult reblogged i am an adult i swear 4d rocketbirdie apr 17 follow there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser app store the moment you scroll past it malicious is not a strong enough word i need the go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000 option 26 5 208 8 029 apparently i am an adult reblogged 4d deliciousblizzardshark 6d follow shane writes hockey romance novels in his spare time and publishes them under a pseudonym john dutch and no one knows except his agent a wag somewhere picks one up and discovers the hockey is really accurate and well written from a technical perspective plus it s super hot and convinces her boyfriend or husband or whatever to read it and then somehow it becomes popular among hockey players as a thing that s kind of a gag but people are also seriously reading it ilya is extremely confused that cliff is trying to convince him to read a book but figures he ll give it a try fifty pages in reading the book on the plane he suddenly realizes he recognizes the sex scene he never says anything to shane but starts casually leaving shane s books lying around for shane to notice during their hook ups i was going to go with gay hockey romance novels but then realized cishet hockey romance novels would be objectively funnier apparently i am an adult 4d looooooollllllllll hollanov heated rivalry shane hollander ilya rozanov 41 571 3 350 apparently i am an adult reblogged 4d rainbow femme mar 25 follow the book does not hit nearly hard enough with how bad things are for shane after they re outed and i need season 2 to crank it up to 11 like book shane s rock bottom is he s upset enough that he ate a snickers bar and not just that i want it to tear ilya apart that for months he s been getting mad and snapping at shane for fearing this i want him to see shane have everything cruelly ripped away while knowing the biggest fight they ever had was ilya being mad about how afraid shane was of this and how much he wanted to avoid it especially with how supportive ilya s coach and team are in comparison of course ilya didn t think it would be so bad his whole team is behind him as well as his coach but shane has his team immediately turn against him his coach acts furious and disgusted with him and the immediate punishment is that shane hollander who lives and breathes hockey who sees his entire identity and worth as a person being his skill in hockey is told he is indefinitely barred from playing this man has been told from day one that he has to be perfect that he cannot ever fuck up that he cannot be anything less than what is demanded of him every second of the day and as soon as he s not what he should be he takes a fucking sledgehammer to the chest made of every fear he ever had made real this needs to be the thing that finally shatters him and makes him actually cry and stop holding everything in i don t want shane sighing over the phone to show he s upset i need this to be viscerally heart breaking and soul crushing for shane it is very important to me that shane was bone deep terrified of this and he was right and i want ilya to sit there helplessly with every comment of i think it would be fine i think you re the one with the problem playing in his head i want to see hockey homophobia manifest physically into human form and rip shane s heart from his chest while ilya has to stand there and watch it happen this is not anti ilya i love him but i want this moment to be for him what it was for shane to realize all ilya had sacrificed to move to ottawa i want them to both have a moment where they re horrified by what they ve asked of the other while acting like it was nothing for it to hit home just how meaningful it is for shane to choose ilya we need to see him have everything torn away and still declare ilya is worth it apparently i am an adult 4d thissssssssss heated rivalry the long game hollanov chewing the bars of my enclosure absolutely this hits me so hard 40 1 019 3 284 apparently i am an adult reblogged 4d xostrawberrymlk may 12 follow i see alot of fics where shane isn t good w kids bc he s awkward but tbhhhh my biggest headcanon is that actually before meeting uncle ilya whom would be the fun uncle shane is still a fav however uncle shane is the pike kids fav uncle but shane doesn t baby talk kids he speaks to children of any and all ages like they are adults which is better for their development which is why he does it and shane is actually really good w kids heated rivalry shane hollander ilya rozanov uncle shane uncle ilya shane is actually so good with kids and actually everytime ilya sees shane interacting with kids it sends him into heat and vice versa 20 362 3 037 apparently i am an adult reblogged i am an adult i swear 4d shouldbewritingnow feb 21 follow the draw of ai doesn t work on me for the same reason that the ring couldn t tempt samwise because i like to write i like to make things i like the process of making things instead of just the end result 25 3 717 7 407 apparently i am an adult reblogged valtsv 5d soulren may 10 follow ghosts are real i can see how you could believe that ghosts aren t real it s very fair and rational that you believe that ghosts aren t real anymore i m about to hear a poem or very sad story ghosts aren t real yet the fuck are you going to do 237 37 803 83 396 apparently i am an adult 5d so i did a thing heated rivalry shane hollander the long game the long game spoilers ottawa centaurs montreal voyageurs ilya rozanov 2 12 71 apparently i am an adult reblogged silvysartfulness 6d my flying sister apr 1 follow i love rebloging it s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock i just found the dandy liar may 10 13 11 273 15 056 apparently i am an adult reblogged 6d saccharinestardust may 9 follow me when i receive a letter from my close and personal friend mina murray dracula daily mina murray dracula 3 658 1 672 apparently i am an adult reblogged 6d ambrosial sunshine may 6 follow every year i m delighted by the first entry of dracula ending with your friend dracula no he is not dracula by bram stoker is my friend count dracula who has tried to eat my favorite real estate lawyer four years in a row is most certainly not dracula dracula daily 2 370 908 apparently i am an adult reblogged 6d penandinkprincess may 12 follow feeling unreasonably amused and fond about the idea of bb shane figuring out that timeout having to go sit somewhere quiet and not have anyone talk to him and thus putting himself in timeout especially at family events with a frequency that has other family members pulling yuna and david aside to be like he really didn t do anything wrong he doesn t need to be in timeout it s okay and them having to figure out a way to explain that yeah they know this wasn t their call he is free to leave whenever he wants he s literally not in trouble for anything he went up to yuna said mommy i need a timeout and then walked himself off to go sit in the guest room looking so pleased at this loophole out of having to talk to people when he s tired of it penandinkprincess 6d he was going to let it go that parker took the cookie he wanted and said hockey was stupid but if that s what it takes to get a timeout apparently i am an adult 6d oh my god heated rivalry god combining with the bb shane tattling on himself all the time just imagining shane internalizing the rules as being timeout needs something naughty to happen so he just fucking takes like 5 out of yuna s purse immediately goes over to her and just tug at the hem of her dress mommy i took this from you immediately hands it over i m going to my timeout chair and walks off so satisfied because he s doing such a good job at understanding the concept of timeout awww but it becoming kind of a family joke moving forward and a way to check in on hey are you at the edge of everything by choice or do you want to get pulled back in im keeping all of these tags these are gold 5 1 285 5 175 apparently i am an adult reblogged 6d penandinkprincess 6d follow i do love and respect the idea of the world at large being stunned at finding out how long ilya and shane have been together but i truly think that under no circumstances would shane ever choose to offer any personal details about himself or their relationship willingly which combined with ilya loving just making things up and saying them as seen in the yes the rumors are true scene offers the very funny idea that ilya actively tries to offer as much privacy as possible by just throwing out stories about them at random so there is no central story for people to hound shane about assorted backstories a la ilya just started talking and found out with everyone else where he was going with this they got snowed in at all stars one year b but wasn t that year in florida and decided there was nothing better to do it started as a bit and neither is willing to give up first they paired off to combine forces like nato they paired off to limit how many kids they could have in the future to make sure hockey stayed fair ilya lost a bet six years ago shane lost a bet three years ago ilya got tired of remembering phone numbers for his hookups and shane s is easy ilya got tired of having to look things up in english and french when talking to other people and decide to marry someone who speaks two languages to save time shane is gifted enough wink wink wink ...