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spreadsheet enthusiast spreadsheet enthusiast 1 5m ratings 277k ratings see that s what the app is perfect for sounds perfect wahhhh i don t wanna spreadsheet enthusiast 30 he him his if you don t support trans people or don t support sex workers or are otherwise unsavory e g zionists block me mdni posts ask box submit link archive literallyaflame b0nkcreat drawing angst is a gamble especially in public because i tend to match facial expressions with whatever character i m drawing so there s always a nonzero chance that somebody will look over and just see me staring at my screen like this 470 notes jul 30th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink hopeful recoveryy thefaultinourchickennuggets hi im a librarian amd that s not now this works if a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area you are not taking away resources from other people that s not how anything works please keep doing it the more people that use our services the more money we can get from funding sources please use us we are not utilized enough by people in or out of our community thanks 15 485 notes jul 30th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame yiddishfisting great yiddishfisting this looks helpful at least 16 604 notes jul 30th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink bouncehome galileosballs also please do not listen to how people talk about cover letters on this site cover letters are important and in many industries you can be damn sure they ll be read and no they re not fanfic about working in your office or just re stating the resume contents in a fancier guise if you treat them like that then of course they re not doing much for you that makes you sound like a syncophantic windbag and it s not doing anything else to help i was trained in the dark arts of the cover letter by my mother who is a hiring manager and her training has paid off i ve been consistently told my cover letters are excellent let me pass on the wisdom the job of a cover letter is to give a prospective employer strictly more information than is on the resume this is where you take the resume contents and put them into context you look at the job requirements you are looking at the job requirements before applying right and look at your resume and ask the question in your head why would a person think this candidate would be good for this job and your cover letter is the answer to that question if you don t answer that question the hiring manager is going to have to do it themselves and you have way more information to work with than they do this is especially important if you re moving from one industry to another because then the relevant connections aren t obvious it s also very important if you re overqualified because then you can use the letter to say i know it looks like this job would be too entry level for me but i m interested to pursue it for reasons x y and z you can also use this space to explain away something that might otherwise be disqualifying like job hopping or a long break in employment the tone to strike here is always matter of fact and constrained to topic don t go into detail about health stuff or personal tragedy just tell them what they need to hear that this period of your resume was affected by bad thing but that it s now in the past and you re looking forward to the next chapter remember one of the things they re trying to learn is whether you d be content in this role or whether you d be miserable and leave after 2 months which would force them to do all the work of hiring again you re trying to establish that you will fit right in and not cause problems knowing what drew you to this job in particular and don t just say money that s true for everyone helps with that and the other mistake everyone writes cover letters that are too long one page is fine two is the absolute maximum and that s if you have a lot of specific things to say it s a waste of your time and theirs to pad it out with fluff of my two most recent successful cover letters i e jobs for which i was interviewed one was 390 words and the other was 550 that s the length of this post how long did it take me to write this post about 15 minutes to write 5 to proof and edit that s how long you should be spending on a cover letter maximum 25 599 notes jul 30th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kuro nekomimi wordfather birds love 1 125 notes jul 30th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame heavenslittlemachine deactivate i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive while people older than me are not sensitive enough which if i m correct should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world 29 627 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame vladtheunfollower 22 785 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame noknowshame i know we re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can t be texting and driving that s one of the ones you ve gotta listen to for real 128 586 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame cheaphalloweencostume i can t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a hugbox i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here 25 097 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame rexuality hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge they re like omg stop there s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like alphie 20 661 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kuro nekomimi soppingwetratboy being told what to do is great because then you know what to do asharomi nuremberg trials 11 933 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kuro nekomimi funstyle im always like i will not add my two cents i will not add my two cents but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand 98 693 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink agentseductive butch king frankenstein i think those fancomics where calvin from calvin and hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but i also think it s a deep misunderstanding of calvin s character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion that girl would have neopronouns and fang implants butch king frankenstein adult calvin is a tattoo artist named panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called captain napalm and hobbes helps do faer e injections butch king frankenstein i know it s like 2 weeks too late to change it but i m so mad i didn t realize that the band would obviously be called get rid of slimy girls i walk the road of shame parawyrm parawyrm madnessbrainworms pointing at you 53 129 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame animusrox loving vincent 2017 dir dorota kobiela hugh welchman 63 157 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink literallyaflame liberalsarecool data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations 11 143 notes jul 29th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink next