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en she delivered food packages to the most vulnerable as part of her job i worked through as normal working 15 hour shifts at a residential house where 5 elderly gentlemen lived all with very severe learning disabilities needless to say it was a mentally exhausting time for everyone the year before in 2020 i bought angie a few gifts to celebrate her 50th last year we i mean everyone suffered the frustration and anguish of lockdown so just like everyone else she couldn t celebrate her birthday in the way that we wanted her to however we celebrated her big day sat in the sun in our garden sipping beer and wine every twenty minutes or so she answered her phone to real time chats calls and messages not sure what it s called at one point we sat at the front of the house across from our neighbours who sat outside their front door they had baked her a lovely big fresh cream cake whilst we tucked into it and raised a glass our neighbours put some 80s music on and we did a singalong a few people passed by disguised behind masks stopped to chat and wished my wife a happy birthday angie told me later that she loved every minute of her day fast forward to september 2021 one of the presents i bought angie for her birthday something for her to look forward to was a weekend away at a place of her choice in the uk after much deliberation she chose to stay at an old coaching inn in the heart of a village called dorchester on thames it is a few miles from oxford and as far as i could tell it was is a pretty affluent village absolutely lovely quintessentially english so off we went packed light eager to drive away from the terrible norm after stopping quite a few times to break the long journey we arrived in dorchester a few hours later the pub was pretty easy to find it was one of two or three pubs in the village can t remember and it was the only one with a yellow coach standing directly outside of the entrance to the courtyard cum carpark it was a stately looking contraption almost royal in appearance i could almost imagine dick turpin jumping out of the carriage swinging a couple of flintlocks around shouting your money or your wife much like politicians do today substitute life for wife sorry too political we parked up and went into the pub which was all beams oak bar aged fireplace and suspiciously a very faint aroma of pipe smoke we introduced ourselves to a lady behind the bar explained we had booked a room and ordered a cold beer we drank the beer at a leisurely pace outside in the courtyard before being shown to our room the delightful surprise was when we stepped outside of the pub entrance we walked maybe 6 steps and walked into our room for two people who enjoy a beer not alcoholics it was an ironic thought that all we had to do to go to the pub was to walk outside of our room door and take 6 steps i ve had dreams like that the room the yellow coach and the courtyard as you can see the room was everything angie had hoped for with a four poster bed to boot it was a two and a half poster by the time we checked out haha the yellow coach was directly outside of our room which made a refreshing change to being greeted by modern cars when we open the curtains at home the bathroom was huge if past and future guests were that way inclined a roman orgy could be held in there with room to swing several cats ooops sorry that s oxford that s the bathroom and cheers to the orgy only joking over half of the bathroom is not in the photo it was such a huge space during our stay we discovered 2 interesting facts the first was this most english people will be familiar with the tv program inspector morse well it turns out that the pub where we were staying had been used on a couple of occasions to film bar scenes in the series the second interesting or not thing was this during one of our walks through the village hand in hand arms swinging skipping like kids we walked past the village cricket pitch a man was walking towards us with his dog he was on the opposite side of the green and as we passed he waved and said hello we in turn greeted him that appeared to be an invitation because he hurried over to us and asked us if we were visiting anyone in the village when we told him we were just enjoying a mini break his whole demeanor lit up and he invited us to join him at the other pub in the village before we could answer he boldly informed us that the most famous person who used to live in the village was paul gadd stating he never liked him he was shifty and asked me if i knew who he was talking about before i could answer fully he said gary glitter he was never liked in the village we politely pretended to be unaware that paul gadd was glitter s real name which appeared to delight him because he proudly informed us he had plenty of stories to tell us about the village if we bought him a few pints later on in the pub we did not want to disappoint him so we told him we might see him later on before he carried on walking his dog he must have been salivating at the thought of free beer but we decided not to meet him occasionally when i think back i regret that decision and then i remember that my bank account would have breathed a sigh of relief we made a few journeys into oxford during our stay in dorchester we traveled by bus to give me a break from driving the following photographs are a couple taken while we were there notice the beer as you can see if you zoom in the bear is the oldest pub in oxford we sampled a local beer there whilst we walked around the city interestingly and bizarrely i was greeted or shocked to witness something i have never seen before in broad daylight in a city angie was walking around one of the shops near the university while i was standing outside leaning on a wall a woman came meandering down the very busy street wearing what seemed to be a completely see through dress with no underwear on obviously i did a double and triple take just in case my bulging eyes deceived me yep definitely naked thank you god to be fair to her she looked bizarrely elegant and she wore a pretty wide brimmed hat as my eyes refused to wander from the unbelievable sight she floated past and i noticed everyone walking towards and behind her were staring in shock and awe beat that mr trump oppsss political again sorry until next time happy streaking astijake john uncategorised 8 comments 30th mar 2026 30th mar 2026 5 minutes a change in the world that was always going to happen written in the stars i believe this is a literary term first used in the bible could be wrong according to the wife i usually am it s been quite a long time since i wrote anything anywhere but shazzzammmm as if by magic it was in the stars inevitable predetermined that it would happen sorry about that life has a way of carving a path that each and every one of us have always been destined to tread i ve always believed that happiness despair love hate peace war etc etc blah blah blah life changes in the wince of a donkey s arse hole every second counts all of my children grew up married started their own families have their own houses dotted around the county and country and they face their own predetermined journeys so it s literally repeat rinse repeat rinse start again i could say i m going to start writing again i think i intended to continue the last time i wrote something but i don t really know it depends on what life has in store for me nobody really knows the world has changed somewhat since i really got my knashers into this writing malarkey covid for one the invasion of ukraine for another the slaughter of innocent people in gaza and now the illegal war on iran innocent people die every day every second for what so the fat greedy 000 1 can get fatter and greedier do the 000 1 care if innocent people die of course not they re ok jack bloody hell get off your high soap box johnny boy this will never do i imagine the 000 1 say wait a goddam picking minute they don t say that because they don t hear me or even care what i think they don t know i exist and i m happy they don t i ll be back soon hope everyone who writes on this platform is safe well and happy astijake john uncategorised 23 comments 25th mar 2026 1 minute the grit and gravy party at the moment i m off work with health problems and i m pretty bored when i get bored i have been known to do silly things so i m thinking of winning the next general election in england the party name is the title of this post uhhhh hummm clears throat don t forget it s all tongue in cheek not serious the grit and gravy party we do shit when we promise shit my fellow brits we did it you ve put your trust in me and against all odds common sense and bbc panel predictions we have won tonight the political elite are quivering in their quinoa because this victory was not handed down from think tanks or twitter threads it was earned in working men s clubs garden centres greggs queues bingo halls and back street brothel s of britain now let me be crystal clear about what this government stands for first lower taxes why because we believe the british people are far better at spending their money than the government is let s be honest you d rather have a holiday fix the boiler get yet another credit card or buy a new lawnmower than fund another department for inclusive pigeons second immigration control not because we don t welcome guests but because the guest room s full the kettle s broken and we can t keep pretending the spare key under the mat is a border policy and third yes the nhs we love it we need it we ll fix it fewer managers more nurses shorter waits longer lives and no more asking your nan to call the gp at 7am for an appointment in three weeks time at a clinic 40 miles away but finally our flagship policy and let me say it s got the nation s pensioners talking and possibly overdosing on arthritic meds free sex with approved prostitutes all of them for all old age pensioners except transgenders why because they ve earned it they fought in wars they built the country they drank double diamond they remember when crisps came with a little blue salt packet if anyone deserves a happy ending it s them we want you to go out with a bang we call it the silver service and if brussels has a problem with it they can come over here and try stopping doris and ken from getting their taxpayer funded tango so to every voter thank you to every sceptic watch us and to every pensioner hitch your dressing gown up and get ready we start monday god save the king god bless britain and someone call hr we re going to need a new department astijake john uncategorised 25 comments 17th apr 2025 2 minutes david robinson 8th june 1950 9th january 2025 david robinson after suffering a heart attack on 27th december 2024 he finally passed away after fighting a fight only he could fight after the heart attack his body was ravaged by kidney failure sepsis and extremely low blood pressure he fought to the end holding on as long as he could for his family he was the love of our lives he was honorable and full of kindness never hesitating to offer a helping hand or a warm smile to those around him his wit could light up a room and his ability to tease people without them realizing he was doing it made him unique and made people laugh with a smile and a twinkle in his eye he brought laughter even in the most challenging of times while his determination was unwavering in the pursuit of what was right and just loyal to his loved ones he stood as a father figure we all looked up to and idolized he was the constant reassuring presence in the lives of his children his grandchildren his great grandchildren and his wife no matter what the circumstances were he stood strong and loyal his respect for others was evident in the way he treated everyone with fairness and dignity he was never judgemental and he was equally respected in return but above all he was loved not just for his character but for the love he carried within him for everyone who came into his life if i could have chosen a man to be my father without a doubt he would have been my choice his wisdom his compassion his friendship his sense of humor and the love he seeped out of every pore shaped me into who i am today the bond we shared was one of pure respect one beyond judgement and admiration i was fortunate to have witnessed his strength and resilience his successes his struggles his triumphs and even his vulnerabilities and as much as he gave to others he never asked for anything in return he was one of a kind never to be repeated the mold was broken when he was born and shattered when he left us though he s no longer with us in the physical world the memories we all have of him will continue to guide inspire and comfort we all have our own favorite memories of him and i m sure when we think of them we will smile and laugh again just like we did when he was still with us one of my most treasured memories of david dad happened a few days after i married his eldest daughter angie we were in the kitchen of his house and he said to me look after my little girl john she s precious i promised him i would and he put his hand on my shoulder and smiled i felt how much he loved his daughter and i think he felt how much i loved her he was special and i loved him from that moment he will always be remembered for the man he was and the loyal friend to many he was he taught us how to love and cherish the things we love he came alive again when he found the love of his life julie who became his wife and his strength inseparable in life and together always he will never be forgotten because the imprint he left on our hearts will never die life has to end memories and love don t have to because of that he will live forever astijake john uncategorised 12 comments 11th jan 2025 2 minutes 30 years of marriage astijake john uncategorised 38 comments 28th aug 2024 1 minute lorna s tricky situation astijake john uncategorised 2 comments 28th aug 2024 1 minute camping https youtube com shorts p9bxr21jgww si wmxxba4qm_bekepk astijake john uncategorised leave a comment 25th aug 2024 1 minute camping astijake john uncategorised leave a comment 25th aug 2024 1 minute a house in wales astijake john uncategorised 10 comments 17th aug 2024 1 minute when the stars align it s been awhile not sure how long but quite a long time my father in law suffered massive heart failure yesterday morning march 30th about 23 years ago he had a triple heart bypass and fought his way back to some sort of normality yesterday he fell over in his bedroom and lost consciousness he effectively died on his bedroom floor his wife heard him fall from downstairs and tried getting into the bedroom but couldn t gain entry because of where he had fallen one of the grandchildren managed to break into the bedroom one of my sisters who rushed to the house after a distress call from her mum went into a panic and ran out onto the street and shouted for h...