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in your life i like to wear the same pair of shoes too yanno just cuz they are pretty comfy but then the other pairs just gather dust in the corner so come on try the new pair on and see what happens join the party over at the rev you can stand in the corner and eye the pretty girl you really want to slide your hand down that plunging neckline besides you can always refer back here for the pointers you need to land her for later posted in advice tags hawksrock hello friend leave the light on out of the ashes september 12 2008 1 comment i love this blog i have always loved this blog i have loved writing on it reading it listening to each and every one of your comments whether you got the joke or didn t but like all good things they must eventually come to an end tear basically i am not able to produce enough content on my own these days to keep this baby rolling like i wanted to be able to do so when i heard the mean girls were closing up shop and tossing around ideas for a new blog i thought it would be fun to propose a merger of mean girls and are we not men into one collective effort we then went after some additional talent and presto voila a new blog is born that will bring you the best of mg and awnm along with a lot of new flavor from seven really talented writers i present to you the revolution both alex and i are making the jump over to the new blog but unfortunately wrath could not commit to writing a post every two weeks which is a requirement to blog on the new blog so he is going to be cheering us on in the new venture i still hope at some point he comes on board i plan on getting back into a regular writing swing so if you have enjoyed awnm then please follow us over and update your viewers and bloglines i did want to take one final look back at some of my personal favorites from awnm the funky translation of love the pontiac we build excitement sign was my favorite prop in this discovered slebrity pron vid one of the most heavily linked posts on the art of giving good text wrath s quest for slebrity pron vids that led to the unearthing of kitty s sex tape life as edited by the xcite crowd how to handle sexual emergencies 101 where to find hot chicks at glam world the most useful and searched information on our site with how to create a music stream can sl make you gay how to land your dream girl violence is cool not all dudes playing chicks wear nothing but red if you have been a fan and a loyal reader then i sincerely thank you i have enjoyed the ride we have been on together and look forward to an even wilder ride with revolution posted in uncategorized tags closing good bye hawksrock think you have what it takes september 1 2008 1 comment i smell change in the air this is a little like the calm before the storm have you ever wanted to be a part of something much bigger than you do you get bored with the status quo can you write in an engaging manner i am offering you a chance to get in on the ground floor of greatness to write and rewrite our very history to stand up and be a voice that is heard amongst a sea of cattle just following the herd if i have sparked your interest then good if you want to take my hand and climb on board then contact me for more info either in world as hawksrock gunawan via email at hawksrock_00 yahoo com or drop me a comment with your contact info and i will be in touch be prepared to present a writing sample and a strong point of view all genders accepted posted in uncategorized tags hawksrock we want you i m hot shit august 22 2008 12 comments when i tp into a tringo event anywhere on the grid i hear a collective whine from everybody but the host because i am probably the second best tipper out there i have the power to get any vehicle weapon or toy for free merely by mentioning that i wanna look at it i could get clothes but meh i hate fashion blogging i once hosted a tringo event while having two girls dance on stripper poles in front of me by their choice not mine with two different girls in my im window trying to start a cyber and this was before i bought my first skin i bagged the hottest head mean girl anywhere on the grid and moved her to my hometown so we can get the freak on morning day or night when i was blogging daily we were averaging 8k hits a week which isn t off the charts but nothing to feel too shabby about i can rock the best 80 s and 90 s alternative set you have ever heard i m huge in russia and growing in portugal okay that was a joke but cracked me up i fucking hate when people brag about themselves in a public forum i am seeing a trend that is out there across blogs plurk and other forums that has always annoyed me but seems to be a growing trend people who like to tell the world what hot shit they are everybody has personal pet peeves but this happens to be a hot one for me you know how i like groups so here ya go timidly ambitious i just want to let all the thousands upon thousands of people who stop me every day to tell me how cool my blog is or awesome my clothes are that i am really just an ordinary person just like you who can t help it that my im s are capped daily and my personal assistant is too busy to pick up the slack and speak to you one on one but i will beat that bitch into submission as soon as she brings me my coffee look at me s i was just totally shocked and flattered that i was listed as a distinguished blogger by so and so i really can t believe it even though my picture was shown here or i was mentioned there and here and there and way way over there complete with url links of course to each instance clingers to the past why of course i am a total slebrity because back in 2007 i was mentioned in this and covered by that and everybody it seems was covering me across the grid really big attention whores it s my birthday so let s have a birthday week a birthday month a birthday year in my honor because i love love bubble hearts each and every one of you sooooo much that i want you to have the ability to worship me all year long oh and just so you know the entire state of california dropped into the ocean but my god i am okay so you can sleep easy tonight i am all for calling out the fact you posted something or talking about your life but i can t stand blatant self promotion just for the sake of getting people to be like awwww yes you are a total slebrity and i love you mostest type comments or feedback thanks my name is hawksrock gunawan and i approve this message posted in advice tags hawksrock hot shit self promotion worst kept secret evah july 20 2008 15 comments guys look at porn and drumroll please whispers masturbate beat off buff the wood bop the boa answer the bone a phone milk the chicken crank the shank doodle the noodle firm your worm five finger knuckle shuffle grease the pipe hone your bone jimmy your joey massage the muscle pat the robertson might go to hell for that one polish the rocket ram the ham shake hands with the unemployed spank the frank tease the python or whip the one eyed wonder weasel so why is it that time after time i am always hearing stories of women across the nation being outraged that they caught their boyfriend doing it and to make matters even worse the guys deny doing it well let s start with a few basic ingredients 1 guys are wired different than gals but neither side remembers that fact about 3 4 the time think about what sort of evolutionary urges are driving each gender for women they need a guy who will be there to assist them with the raising of a child for a period of time so they want a little more than just a hot bod to turn them on unless they are drunk which is an entirely different post they value a certain emotional intimacy to go along with the physical for guys it is all about spreading that seed as far and wide as you can in order to make your genes the dominant strand if you have the traditional birthing ratio of breasts to hips to ass to legs to nice smile with all your teeth then we can get it up and get it on oh i m sorry and your name was 2 then along came jesus in a baby carriage enter in the fray a sense of morality and social norms which try to control people s natural urges a lot of religions will beat you to a pulp over impure thoughts or actually enjoying sex with another person now all of a sudden you have a concept of guilt over even thinking a certain way let alone acting out on them and going to hell sex is just a necessary evil to make more muppets not under any circumstances should you practice your skill at impure thoughts and act out on it just out of a sake of pleasure 3 introduce the internet and the concept of porn at your fingertips 24 7 there was a little more stigma associated with having to do a face to face interaction to request that latest squirter vid or by having the mailman drop off your latest copy of world of whorecraft for your viewing pleasure but now all of a sudden anybody anywhere can with relative anonymity check out whatever turns them on in the privacy of their own home office library or coffeshop with free wi fi service so when you throw all this plus many more factors into the mix what do you end up with you end up with a guy who at some point in the early prepubescent period learned that his tool was for more than aiming at cheerios in the middle of a toilet bowl and that he kinda liked hanging out with his new found friend being brought up to think that this was wrong so he feels kinda guilty about it already however he finds that his hormones and the new samantha fox poster he has hidden under his bed with her in lingerie while she sings to him about touching herself are enough to override any sense of wrong errr wait that might have just been my experience anyway through repeated trial and err along with devising ways of descrambling the cable channels especially if you turn your head just a lil sideways a guy learns the art of jacking off and it makes him quite happy now about this time for most guys who don t discover wow til they are age 35 they end up dating real bonafide hot flesh and blood chicks and they get to discover the thrills of first second and third base which culminates in that bona fide grand slam they find that sex with a woman is even better than anything they had ever been able to pull off no pun intended well okay maybe a lil intended on their own however just because sex is better with a woman does this mean they abandon masturbation altogether ummmm lemme think about that hell no so inevitably here is what is gonna happen the girlfriend is going to catch him with lotion and or tubesock if it is a no show or crew sock then i m just sorry in hand whacking off at his computer screen to some sort of internet porn the guy is going to feel guilt about it and try to hide it or deny it altogether no way baby i was just adjusting the goods and got spammed with that crap on my screen the woman is going to feel inadequate and instantly think that she is not fulfilling one of his needs or is unattractive etc so how do we solve this uncomfortable situation 1 we just gotta accept the fact that it is normal healthy to have a little solo time mixed into a healthy sexual relationship between two loving partners disclaimer i understand that some people take it too far and become true cybersexual addicts who withdraw more and more from actual physical contact as they get sucked into some sort of fantasy world they are not within the normal range and need to seek help 2 again most guys are just more visually wired than women it helps to have some sort of porn or visual stimulation to assist with the process whereas women think it is fine to bob over and over and over because they are living out fantasies in their head with their partner only they believe porn is wrong because it involves looking at women other than the partner for most guys the porn is just a way to release that part of their brain which turns them on quicker 3 guys just stop with the cover up and lying about it be upfront about it and don t try to hide because she will catch you with your pants down have a frank discussion about it and if you find yourself preferring it over real sex then you really do need to seek help 4 ladies don t take it as a personal affront it isn t that something is lacking in you it is just one more way we can bring pleasure into our lives by having open honest discussion around it then both partners should be able to understand that it isn t a replacement so much as an added feature posted in uncategorized language of love july 13 2008 12 comments so my last post inspired an idea in me that i wanted to blog in this ever shrinking virtual world we live in it is not out of the question to find a couple who do not speak the same native language in fact with the assistance of technology it is possible to consider two people falling in love and getting it on through the magic of translation hud s with that idea in mind i decided to try an experiment in which i wrote up a quickie little sex scene and then threw it into one online site to translate from english to spanish and then a different site to translate the same text back from spanish to english i present to you hot sex translation style don juan its skirt slides to the hand above to feel soothes smooth of its average ones as i caress to him with caution ivana hump ooooo lalalala don juan it deeply inhales the scent of his perfume as i caress with the nose the neck ivana hump it reaches the hand downwards and it undoes his cattle tenders who feel that its ascent of the hardness arrives to find the hand don juan it raises his blouse to undo slowly as i kiss the navel and to mordiscar my way until the ample chests that put the lips in their nipple that feels that it grows estranged in my mouth ivana hump it downwards works my averages with my foot when sliding the thighs by the leg and jadeando with the anticipation like you ronza in my pezóns don juan it dismisses the legs as the wild seas and sends deep in you with long hard pushes ivana hump the moaned ones with the satisfaction like i begin to feel like my culminating point that constructs to the grain where i will explode don juan he slaps his ass hard because it continues to strike coño with the long hard pushes that its humidity feels that it spends between the legs and it begs to him for more ivana hump the whines with the liberation as i outside shout his name and my body are destroyed with twisting the orgasmos and i shiver of feet to head don juan i expound deep in you cumming hard like i loosen my deep load within coño ivana hump he throws to him downwards it last upon me jadeando and having tightened to him don juan the rolls on jumps above and run in the kitchen to obtain a beer posted in sex sex and er love tags hawksrock language love secondlife no hablo russki merci beaucoup july 10 2008 6 comments i am at times amazed at how small our virtual secondworld is every once in a while a post i write 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