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wells at 09 04 2 comments thursday 30 june 2011 insomnia insomnia such a nondescript word that means one thing and one thing only sufferers simply can t sleep the door to the mind is stuck fully open no bloke in top hat and tails grey pinstripe trousers and shiny shoes is going to close it for you while holding out a hand for a tip nope it remains gaping like the jaws of a hungry extant archosaurian reptile without a wildebeast in sight unlike hypochondriacs who have a million deseases at their disposal probably more now with the advent of google every symptom of every known ailment to man and his imagination can be allowed free rein to torment the staff of medical establishments from clapham junction to ulan bator from haight ashbury to melbourne high street and very possibly skegness then of course there s the cleptomaniacs can t keep their hands of anything that isn t fixed down but at least they have choices of what they re going to nick and where they re going to nick it from depending on their mood they come in all manner of class from your low life who just wants to cop for a pack or two of lucky strikes to the perfumed high society tart whose one mink coat looked lonely in the wardrobe til she discovered free shop til you drop not that we poor insomniacs don t have choices of course we do we have ceilings and walls to stare at we can toss and turn take a stroll round the bedroom check to make sure we ve turned the light off to the fish tank kick the cat why should he sleep when we re looking through eyes that feel they re slowly being eaten by giant jalopéno chillis wake up the kid and stick her on her drum kit let her vibrate the walls then offer to sell ear plugs to the neighbours nope cleptomaniacs and hydrochondiacs get all the fun probably more so if they re blond i ll bet cindie lauper hypochondriacced the shit out of her doctor and then cleptoed the hell out the jet set stores on hollwood boulevard ah well i think i ll go back to bed now and see if i can dream of being a sick thief posted by martin beejay wells at 00 59 no comments wednesday 29 june 2011 a little freeby this is the intro to my autobiography who the f k is beejay wells you can have this bit for nothing but if you want the rest you ll have to wait til it s finished then buy it providing it gets published of course introduction or moaning and groaning it s the early hours of the morning and sleep just won t come that s the way it s been for me as long as i can remember never being able to switch off when i get into bed lucky are the people that can fall asleep as soon as they go horizontal me i just lie there tossing and turning staring at the wall in the dark trying to remember the colour of the peeling wall paper sometimes i can t even remember where i am i ve moved from place to place that many times now here i am in my sixties looking back over a life that seems to be full of ex wives ex girlfriends expense kids dogs cats fish tanks and people after money there s also a whole lot of miles behind me spent in the search for something that s always eluded me still it could be worse couldn t it it might be back where i started from and wouldn t that be a bloody irony so instead of waiting for sleep death or retirement hopefully death cos retirement s too far away i ve decided to put my thoughts on paper well at least on my computer to start with just between us though me and the computer don t work well as a team so it could all end in tears and i just know that this story is going to take me forever to do because i ve only got two fingers that know how to type i only use one though and leave the other one on the subs bench so to speak this means that while you are reading this account of my pitiful existence i m probably retired in some cockroach infested wrinklies home on the costa del misery sitting in a rocking chair with only one rocker waiting for a nurse with the facial features of a sad garden gnome to bring me a meal that a pot bellied pig wouldn t touch unless it was force fed with a rocket launcher why am i even bothering i mean look at the odds i m sixty two and my mother is in her eighties so after the heart attacks two years ago i can only hope that i ll last long enough to finish it and she ll last long enough to buy a copy cos i m sure nobody else will in fact i don t think my mother will buy one unless it comes with a free clip on wine rack for her zimmer frame and my sister wouldn t even read it unless the s a s decided she needed interrogating and used it for torture still i ve made a start and for once i m determined to finish something i ve started even though there will be many people saying yeah yeah we ll not be holding our breath and while i m not really a vindictive person i ll be hoping that some of them do at least until i have finished what i ve started i won t name names though because i can t afford any lawsuits in fact there isn t much i can afford right now with money being so tight that when comes to paying bills i just shuffle them and deal one right now i m down to my last pair of jeans and what s left of my t shirts have more holes in them than a u s presidents declaration of truth and a baghdad hotel put together i no longer own a suit which is fine by me as it means i can t go to funerals or weddings and as four of the weddings i ve been to have been my own you ll understand why i m in no hurry to make an appointment with my tailor four times is enough why four times you ask simple you don t keep a car for life yet the car takes you to the pub and brings you home when you re pissed does a wife do that more to the point does your car keep telling you to mow the lawn or get a shave on your day off i don t think so plus the car is easier to turn on and it doesn t get headaches mind you neither of them listens when you re talking to them so you can t win either way learn from your mistakes my mother always told me but how can you do that when you don t have the time to finish making them much better to watch other peoples mistakes and pick the ones that seem the most interesting there are always new things to get wrong and if they are out there you can put money on me being the one to find them when making a balls up becomes lucrative then i ll be a millionaire not that i really ever wanted to be a millionaire not at all i ll be happy just to be able to pay cash for my tobacco and ignore the health warning plastered all over the packet and that s another thing why don t they also put the health warning in braille so that blind people can know that smoking is bad for them if i sound a little cynical it s because i am let s face it being cynical can be a great asset especially when some asshole is trying to sell you something and when the jehovas bloody witnesses knock at the door you don t feel guilty about telling them to piss off i ve even known the mormons to knock on the door and try to sell me their brand of religion and as i believe that nearly all the shit going on in the world today is a direct result of dick heads spreading the word it is not a good idea to sermonise on my door step thank you very much don t get me wrong i love people i love helping people but i don t need to be a jesus junkie to do that i mean if there was a god who in the beginning created man in his own image how the hell did he know that women needed tits good legs and a nice bum let s face it he would ve been in eves bad books right away for not taking the extra day to invent little necessities like make up the wonder bra the philips lady shave aspirin and delia smiths cook book it would also have been extremely sociable of him to have given adam a mary jane tree so he could chill out whenever eve had a headache talking of headaches maybe i d better get started so i can get finished and you can buy a copy get bored and use it to prop up a wobbly table or something posted by martin beejay wells at 19 56 no comments wednesday 15 june 2011 never never take a kid into a music shop back in july 2004 two years after the death of my father i was in back in byfleet england with my ex girlfriend and the muppet visiting my mother while there i called in to a music shop to buy some guitar picks all i wanted was half a dozen picks at 25 pence each the mistake i made was letting jessica marie tag along instead of leaving her at my mother s with her mother you have to know that the muppet was still three and a half months away from her fourth birthday it should have been a simple transaction a short conversation with the shopkeeper sk and myself me and i d walk out with half a dozen picks and a muppet j m easy eh yeah right sk can i help you sir me yes i d like j m daddy me sweety i m busy could i see j m daddy drums look me yes very nice can you show me j m daddy i want a drum kit me yes well i d quite like a baldwin bass now be quiet a minute yes she is cute yeah er picks sk certainly sir any particular picks in mind me yeah i normally use medium j m daddy i want the red one me jessica marie i am not made of money now let j m you could go busking daddy me sweety this is west byfleet i d more likely get lifted by the old bill j m what s old bill me coppers near retirement as opposed to young bill now can i finish buying these picks medium shark fin please mate j m but daddeeeeee me it s no use you but daddeeeeeing me end of story no drum kit ali benito finito j m but daddy i dream of playing drums me dream on jessica marie dream on j m i could play to your ac dc songs me it ain t like your barbie doll played with it once ripped it s head off and threw it in the corner j m i ll look after them daddy please please please please me sweety i m a bass player what s going to happen to my street cred if we have a drummer in the family j m you don t love me me course i do i haven t put you in the microwave for months have i aw shit this could be expensive birthday and christmas present in one right okay mate i think you d better box up a drum kit j m woooohoooo we re on the highway to hell dum dum dumdum dumdum highway to hell forty five minutes later her dream came true we left the shop with one pound fifty worth of picks and three hundred friggin quids worth of red drum kit two months later she got a signed photo from angus young worth it though for the big grin and the chance to wake up the neighbours at 7 00 on a saturday morning posted by martin beejay wells at 21 01 no comments sunday 12 june 2011 just a taste seems half the folks on twitter well the writer type folks at least have this thing called sample sunday wasn t sure what it meant really i mean i ve sampled sundays all over the northern hemisphere for the last bloody 62 years what could possibly be different about about sampling a twit sunday turns out it s just a reason to get us to try and buy bit like wine merchants really only they just want us to buy cheap plonk at champagne prices the good folks on twitter though simply want us to recognise the talent or lack of in some cases employed in the art of writing a ripping or possibly not so ripping good yarn of course if you re a published writer without the backing of a major publishing company behind you it s not a bad idea a little exposure can t be bad providing it s not in public and nowhere near a policeman pounding a boring beat on a sunday okay so i m not a published writer but what the hell i m not going to let a little thing like that get in my way so whether you like it or not here s the opening of why danny there aren t many of us old school blaggers left now it s all drugs computer fraud and identity theft these days but danny the dip pickpocket burglar safe cracker small time tea leaf snout biggest bender of the truth in the east end knew one not only knew one but got on the wrong side of him and the wrong side of harry chambers was usually the side pointing a pistol though if harry happened to be sans pistolet a baseball bat would do the job just as nicely thank you very much fussy wasn t in his vocabulary when it came to making a statement if you thought the krays were bad well let s just say harry was an evil bastard only been out myself two days after doing a ten stretch i didn t need to be getting grief and standing at my door danny the dip was telling me why i would strange really because the three of us had gone to the same school grown up together and for a short while we d worked in the same team but while the dip a couple of years younger than us had always been the odd one out me and harry had stayed close friends until now it s still you e blames keef an you re out now while is bruvver is still banged up if arry wasn t laid up wiv the flu you might ave copped it yesterday you ve elped me before so i thought i d best give you the s p like you know tip you the wink thanks it wasn t me shot the copper though danny all little brother billy had to do was get his self into the bloody car but no he had to go all bloody macho and start shooting up the street with a colt 45 it s a wonder that he only shot the copper always was two sandwiches short of a full bloody picnic his bloody fault we got nicked if he d been around in the sixties same as us either the krays would have topped him or a bloody judge would have hanged him i m surprised he didn t grass up his brother for sorting the job and supplying the shooters he couldn t even spell loyalty let alone know the meaning of the word wouldn t ave got im a lighter sentence anyway not after toppin a scuffer it wouldn t maybe maybe not right i ll be orf then keef don t want to ang around too long on your door step eyes everywhere an all that watch yer back mate with the collar of his jacket turned up hands thrust deep in his pockets and baseball cap shielding his eyes he turned and slouched away having said all he d come to say that was the last i ever saw of danny the dip posted by martin beejay wells at 14 19 no comments sunday 5 june 2011 the mouse and the elephant mouse said to the elephant my dear i love you so let s elope and get married without letting anyone know well elephant she took her time indeed time was required while she thought and thought and finally to the little mouse she replied there is no other in my life that i would rather wed but what happens on the honeymoon if we can t find a big enough bed no problem there said little mouse we ll sleep beneath the stars because if we sleep upon bare boards you ll get splinters in your arse so in a jungle clearing they were wed by a one eyed bat but that night while entwined in 69 elephant squashed the little mouse flat all say aaaaaahhhhh posted by martin beejay wells at 22 36 no comments saturday 4 june 2011 the bits i like to miss out i don t think i m a lazy writer more well ecconomical i suppose there are times when things just aren t needed as a musician i m well aware of the adage it s not always what you play that makes an impact on a song but sometimes what you leave out 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