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se machines kill fascists and upgrade the interior art for color so please give it a look and maybe share the link with others as always i appreciate your support posted by josh burnett at 1 43 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels cyberpunk disposable future into the odd kickstarter stuff i did wednesday february 7 2024 so do i only post on this blog to promote kickstarters anymore it seems like that may be the case anyway fantastical classes blobs vs blades now on kickstarter fantastical classes blobs vs blades is a collection of brand new character classes for old style fantasy roleplaying adventure games specially designed for use with old school essentials this book contains six exciting character classes that you didn t even know you needed all of them are lovingly written and illustrated by your old friend joshua lh burnett the book features six new classes some of which are directly inspired by beloved classic jrpg video games if we hit our stretch goals i ll add even more classes adept adventuresome scholars of all things magical that can use both arcane and divine spells blob small gelatinous monsters that come in a variety of lurid colors dancer charming performers whose dancing lets them tap into the primal forces of magic fury highly mobile skirmishers who specialize in using two weapons at once ophidian venomous skulkers whose blood carries the influence of the ancient serpent men swordmage doughty warrior wizards who can channel arcane magic through their blades check it out on kickstarter spread the word wake your neighbors posted by josh burnett at 11 52 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels kickstarter ose stuff i did saturday may 20 2023 family fury hey there s a new fast furious move out hot damn do i love those movies i haven t had a chance to see fast x yet but it s on my schedule for next weekend anyway i wrote this a couple months ago but i ve been sitting on it until the new movie came out family and fury is a one page rpg designed to let you play all the family drama and high octane action that make those movies so fun it s a hack of john harper s lasers feelings i m having a lot of fun making l s hacks it s a nice little creative refresher before i move onto my next big project you can check out a jpg of the game below the pdf is pay what you want on both drivethru and itch io give it a look it s all about family family and fury on drivethrurpg family and fury on itch io posted by josh burnett at 8 15 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels family lasers and feelings rpg wednesday august 10 2022 crepuscular 2 triumph over the grave so did i finally post on the blog after 10 months of absence just to plug my new kickstarter yes do i feel a little guilty about that also yes but hey kids i have a new kickstarter after putting it on the back burner for way too long in order to work on other fun projects i am finally bringing crepuscular 2 to the world check it out this time the adventure triumph over the grave focuses on a 0 level funnel crawl i don t rightly know if this is the only 0 level adventure that s set up as a hex crawl but they re very rare if they are out there also you start of this adventure dead if you can crawl your way out of the afterlife you ll get to start your new life as a 1 st level adventurer neat right i ve also got a lot more information about the crepuscular city of xothma ghul in the book it s neat how that city started out as your basic lankhmar expy and has morphed into this weird dystopian almost cyberpunk city where i basically just slather on my snarky social satire and sneering distrust of institutions but y know it s me so it s weird and kooky and fun also it s gonna be in color how cool is that this will be my first big project in full color aside from the qags version of leopard women and i m super excited to see how it looks comix wellspring prints some good looking color comics so i m sure it will look fab anyway give it look see and spread the word it s already hit funding but i have family dental bills to pay and need the extra dosh spread the word wake the neighbors and i ll actually post some more stuff on this here blog soon i promise seriously posted by josh burnett at 10 59 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels crepuscular dcc dungeon crawl classics kickstarter stuff i did thursday october 14 2021 the nameless world cosmology pollution and thaumalite the nameless world is unfathomably old thousands of empires have risen fallen and been ground to dust by eons of time and conquest most of the mainstream religious cults don t even bother with creation myths the very idea of a time before the world strikes most philosophers and scholars as patently ludicrous these self same academics believe that the nameless world lies at the center of all things not just the material universe but of all planes of existence how else can one explain a world both besieged by demons from below and confounded by angels from on high the numerous and vermiform alien beings that bubble up from the shadows and unseen corners of space lend credence to this theory as well most people will tell you that the nameless world has four moons those people are wrong the world has no satellites and what most people call moons are in fact planets the nameless worlds and its four sister planets orbit in such close proximity to each other that from the surface of each the other planets seem as large as the moon does on our own world these orbits are erratic and unpredictable and only the most dedicated and mathematically savvy of astrologers can predict their movements and appearance with any degree of accuracy certainly the cosmological influence of so many planetary bodies in such close proximity has some influence of inherently magical nature of the nameless world the four moons are nibiru home world of the elves erebos the undead moon halakim where angles live and lykos the wolf moon phlogiston pollution the world teeters on the edge of a unique form of environmental devastation as any wizard will tell you magic originates as phlogistonic energy channeled from the thaumic plane and shaped into spells through the synaptic patterns burned into the brains of trained sorcerers even the smallest of spells dumps large amounts of phlogiston into the environment trace amounts of this alien energy linger long after the spell is cast residual phlogiston is rarely detectable or harmful to living things but over centuries thaumic residue begins to pool together forming sumps and sinkholes of dangerous magical energy these phlogistonic cysts cause environmental corruption spawn alien monstrosities and weaken the barriers between worlds ecologically minded wizards blame the increase in monsters and dimensional incursions over the past several decades to this thaumic pollution very few sorcerers are willing to make the personal sacrifices required to reduce this global corruption sometimes these pools of magical fallout coalesce and mineralize into weird purple green ore somewhere between crystal and metal it has a slightly waxy texture and glows dimly like a blacklight sorcerers call this mineral thaumalite although wizards on some worlds know it as compound n nibirulith or mutanto thaumalite can be used to empower spells at the cost of greatly increasing the chance of fallout and corruption system a fist sized chunk of thaumalite grants a wizard or elf 1d10 to their spellcasting roll after used this way the bonus die drops one size as the chunk s mass boils away there are several dangers associated with thaumalite merely carrying the mineral on one s person gives them a 5 to all saves against mutation corruption or transformation additionally when using thaumalite to boost a spellcasting roll the chance of magical mishap is greatly increased if a spellcaster uses thaumalite to boost their roll a failure is treated as a 1 with all associated dangers if the bonus die comes up as a 1 but the spell roll still succeeds then the spell is cast and is not lost but the caster suffers the or worse consequences in the 1 section of the spell misfire corruption or patron taint posted by josh burnett at 4 59 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels dcc dungeon crawl classics xothma ghul sunday september 5 2021 gorgon crawl classics foresight spell the titan prometheus is the divine personification of foresight this gave him the knowledge to side with zeus and the gods when they rose up against his fellow titans prometheus can grant his disciples an approximation of his foresight the mechanics of this spell were influenced by the luck word in kevin crawfords excellent godbound rpg i believe diviners in d d 5th ed do something similar as well foresight patron spell level 1 prometheus range self duration varies casting time 1 round save none general prometheus grants the caster nebulous visions of possible futures this allows the player to roll dice ahead of time and use the results for future rolls manifestation roll 1d4 1 prometheus whispers portents directly into the caster s mind 2 warnings of the future appear before the caster s eyes written in flaming script only they can see 3 multiple timelines appear before the caster like strands of quicksilver which they pluck like lyre strings 4 the caster splinters their mind across fourteen million six hundred and five possible futures to find the one where they succeed 1 last failure and patron taint 2 11 lost failure 12 13 roll 1d20 and record the result you can use this number in place of any attack skill or saving throw roll you make before the end of the next round you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made 14 17 roll 1d20 and record the results you can use this number once in place of any attack skill or saving throw roll made by you or an opponent you can see before the end of the next round you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 18 19 roll 2d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any attack skill or saving throw rolls made by you or an opponent you can see before the end of the next round you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 20 23 roll 2d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any attack skill or saving throw rolls made by you or an ally or opponent you can see within the next 1d6 cl rounds you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 24 27 roll 2d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any attack skill or saving throw rolls made by you or an ally or opponent you can see within the next turn you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 28 29 roll 3d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any attack skill or saving throw rolls made by you or an ally or opponent you can see within the next turn you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 30 31 roll 3d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any attack skill or saving throw rolls made by you or an ally or opponent you can see within the next cl turns you must choose to replace a roll before the roll is made these numbers are lost if this spell is cast again before they are used 32 roll 4d20 and record the results you can use each of these numbers once in place of any 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