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home ask me anything sam he him sé é is cuma pé scéal é no theme just shit i like c 2021 2026 1 of 8610 pinned post pansyfemme never give up on your dreams you can always be a bigger faggot if you just believe in yourself 11 07 2023 21 559 notes source pansyfemme despazito the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro chinesecentury is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme 29 07 2026 8 956 notes source despazito turing tested zizibutik if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify dragon in a fez 29 07 2026 242 603 notes source turing tested thelastsongimwastingonyou no way 29 07 2026 14 301 notes source thelastsongimwastingonyou apas 95 the year was two thousand and twenty four i took a puff of my electronic cigarette inhaling the vapours my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen i ignored it probably another electronic mail 29 07 2026 121 500 notes source apas 95 tricktster i ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college the mad dad hour tricktster it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction i was looking for so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour and i got a fair number of listeners callers who were on the way home from the office and like i had a lot of callers who almost all wanted to request songs that really didn t fit with the aesthetic i had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot but the callers were not having it they invariably wanted classic rock this made sense in a way if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever you d expect them to skew older right accordingly i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were dads of a certain age it was honestly annoying at first i m all for most classic rock but that wasn t what the show was supposed to be and so one day when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didn t fit thematically i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason i kept the show going per station rules i had to play a certain number of pre recorded psas during my show and before i cut to one i was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break so this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was per a listener s request hey jude by the beatles i decided to do a goof i said and finally that last song you heard was hey jude which was of course written and performed by the rolling stones i barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing see i had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well known beatles tracks was a stones song but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55 70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office and when those dads heard me a millennial woman get the artist of an extremely well known beatles song wrong they had to call in to correct my ignorance never in a polite way either it was condescending and annoyed or nothing and like they were just so personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call i had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before but in that moment i understood the appeal entirely obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break immediately after playing don t stop me now by queen david bowie the phone immediately began to ring are you an idiot one of the callers began david bowie that was queen i thought david bowie was the lead singer of queen though i replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure i could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start and thus the mad dad hour was born tricktster eduards stuff i kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year and the dads never caught on after episode 1 of the new format i started taking the angry dad calls on air which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept my friends on campus knew that hay i was doing and enjoyed tuning in but only one actual listener ever figured out what i was doing and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service he was possibly my only actual fan i only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in and while i got a few calls from him the first remains my favorite me hi there you ve got tst him strained wheezing dutch laughter me hey is everything o him pfffhahahaah you make them so mad they think so little of youuuuuuuu but the men are the ones who are foolish ha ha ha you have duped them me sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you 29 07 2026 142 118 notes source tricktster scarlett the seachild think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever dingusmcdougall the best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you re like surely surely we can t get sexier and less martyr y than this and that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece greencheekconure27 adding one of my faves not included in the article nicolas régnier 1591 1667 saint sebastian tended by saint irène c 1625 29 07 2026 177 971 notes source gvq daciancatamite laws i pass in a day as a male manipulator spoiled emotionally unstable metrosexual performative emperor daciancatamite council members i execute in a day as a male manipulator spoiled emotionally unstable metrosexual performative emperor 29 07 2026 18 notes source daciancatamite anik i love this guy 29 07 2026 32 193 notes source anik c0l0rsp1k3 roach works the word swim is doing a lot of heavy work here derinthescarletpescatarian not half as much as the audio is 29 07 2026 87 652 notes source c0l0rsp1k3 cidham amir khusrow 1253 1325 ce cherepashkadrabbles this is back on my dash and listen i love to see amir khusrau getting appreciation but this translation ignores a lot the original rhymes and scans and does playful things with register and conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi translated above as girl in the last two lines i think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest and i think there s a better translation of sakhi and so he only visits once a year i splurge big on him when he s here his kisses make my tastebuds tango who bitch your man nah bitch a mango 29 07 2026 533 735 notes source cidham 3