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re but the answer to your question is yes so long as you credit me and license that work under the same terms fic based on this prompt it s 3 am and you are heading to the kitchen to consume the shredded cheese as usual unusually a wizard in full robes is there already eating the cheese published january 24 2019 fic based on this prompt the strongest warlock in all the land uses his power to constantly kidnap the princess most people believe it s because he s in love with her but they have it all wrong he s in love with the knight who always comes to save her published march 18 2019 fic based on this prompt you drop a small piece of food on the floor and decide to kick it under the oven couch whatever because you can t be bothered to pick it up as you re walking away you hear a very quiet thank you from under it published april 3 2019 fic based on this prompt you re a witch who makes a living selling potions breaking hexes etc you seem like a regular shopkeep but if someone can give you the correct code word they can buy illegal love potions from your store instantly making the recipiant fall madly in love with the customer or at least that s what would happen if you hadn t started partnering with the fbi soon after you opened the store write about your first sting please note that this fic starts with a trigger warning about the topics of consent more detailed at the link i ll happily answer questions about it if you need to know more before reading published april 11 2019 fic based on this prompt explain how you try to calm down a newly turned vampire who was beyond pissed and ready to throw down at the vampire who turned them into a vampire because now they can t eat their precious garlic bread anymore published april 22 2019 fic based on this prompt after beating the hero near death the villain is finally told that the hero isn t even 18 yet now the villain is taking the hero to go fight the gods who had sent him looking to stop them from endangering kids for their own benefit published april 30 2019 fic based on this prompt you are back in your hometown for the weekend and run into your long lost love you are both happily in a relationship now but while you sit for a coffee and laugh about the old times he suddenly gets very serious and says it s still you you know the person i see by my side at the end of the day and your heart stops published may 23 2019 fic based on this prompt you live with a vampire every saturday you give them a cup of your blood and they cook you a nice meal published september 9 2019 fic based on this prompt would you die for me again published october 7 2019 fic based on this prompt you d known intellectually that your heroic nemesis was a teenager but it didn t really sink in until the day their school called because your number was the only one on their emergency contact list published march 20 2020 fic based on this prompt you are a human in world were all of the cryptic creatures you ve ever known are real every year there is a reunion where all of the local cryptics reunite and have a chance to talk with the humans this year for some reason you received an invitation to be the host of the ceremony however this is a position that only cryptids can have your neighbors all have the same invitations that s were you notice you are the only human in a neighborhood of shape shifters published april 15 2020 fic based on this prompt you are the completely ordinary secretary to a team of superheroes and the only person who knows their secret identities hideouts etc what happens when the supervillains find out about you published august 24 2020 fic based on this prompt you re a daycare worker watching over toddlers when the imminent end of the world is announced it becomes increasingly clear none of the kids parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer published october 27 2020 fic based on this prompt you re a mimic you were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot you ve actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern so when some ruffians try to rob the now elderly adventurer s business you finally reveal yourself published october 20 2021 fic based on this prompt after a bad crash you ve found yourself drifting through space but your suit says you ran out of oxygen an hour ago published june 30 2022 unprompted fic time travel and you this fic is a short informative pamphlet from tempus inc regarding your selection to their lucrative and fascinating and only somewhat dangerous time travel program there are some mentions of horrific injuries but nothing described in detail published july 12 2022 fic based on this prompt you ve just joined an adventuring party the rogue wordlessly gives you a handkerchief and slinks away ah it s his way of handling his kleptomania instead of stealing things at random he ll be going specifically for that published february 13 2023 i accidentally genderswapped the rogue fic based on this prompt after watching the world end thousands of times across multiple timelines you realise the only way to prevent armageddon is to stop yourself being born you vow to let world end in the most ridiculous way possible because screw that published july 27 2023 fic based on this prompt you were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble before kicking you out of the castle you then spent the night in a nearby forest however today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you published april 16 2024 poem based on no prompt this is a poem about growing up being told you could be beautiful if you just tried and uh how that really wasn t true for me it talks about fatphobia bad self imagery there s gory imagery and language and references to self harm they re kind of inferred but it s there published november 15 2024 unprompted fic about tabitha a deeply annoyed death witch who just wants to be left alone and for people to stop blaming her for raising the dead published june 10 2025 related stuff jeannesreading did a wonderful audio rendition of the strongest warlock for real y all should check it out also of course phinnsyreads put together an amazing audio rendition of the thing under the fridge phinnsyreads also did the society for cryptids in the earthly plane eta if you ve done an audio version of one of my stories because there s been a lot please throw a link in the replies i ll eventually get around to putting them up here and people can check and find them before i do or i might do a separate master post for that d 07 27 23 wanna support me if you want to help a guy out you can head over to my ko fi also big thanks to everybody who s ever helped out you guys are amazing i still have a patreon i plan on refitting it for longer form pieces that are less suited to tumblr not doing much with it at the moment because in these pandemic times i don t wanna put anything behind a paywall but if you want to support me a little bit on a recurring basis that d be the place to do it eta i think now you can also do that on ko fi 07 27 23 i m eventually going to finish the novel i started on it but in all honesty i wrote myself into a corner on that one and need to figure out what i m going to do next it s all still up and it s public and free and if anybody wants to give me some feedback it s there eta this is backburnered for a project i ve been working on for a few years now that i think i m nearly ready to start talking about publicly 07 27 23 if you can t help me out financially i totally understand the other way to support me is to reblog it so that others can see it tagged fiction prompted writing masterpost ficlet 19th may 2026 post reblogged from don t trust me i m a lawyer with 25 772 notes sometiktoksarevalid tagged autoplay warning video warning queue unending source tiktok com 18th may 2026 post reblogged from non freaks dni with 3 324 notes creatingblackcharacters pinayelf thinking abt that person who left that tag on my post abt colorism abt how us brown black ppl should just make our own stuff instead of complaining and i always think abt how i kinda resent the fact that now that we have more black and brown princesses they don t really get the sweeping swoony fairytales like the white ones did raya and moana don t get a love story tiana was a frog for most of the movie they retconned the love story for asha in wish maybe unpopular opinion but yeah its cool to show girl power and girls can be independent from men but man i just want to see a black or brown princess who gets to be the princess the prince saves from the dragon lol and when i do make this stuff ppl will call it hetslop make your own stuff and it will go purposely unpromoted and unsupported and when it fails it s because diversity is forced and boring and not people prefer stories with the same white characters because racism no matter how worn out the idea is we have eyes we can see the pattern 18th may 2026 post reblogged from iowa rambler with 5 413 notes systlin the whitmore excursus systlin verschlimmbesserung systlin systlin one of the contractors at work is a dude who recently moved here from the bay area he is used to northern california which is to say that he is not used to the general tornado alley attitude towards thor dragging his dick across the plains and causing massive destruction on a semi regular basis namely the fact that we get them at all and the fact that the general midwestern response is to wander outside to see if we can see it we have bad weather forcasted the next few days and i had to talk him through the site tornado plan and storm shelter locations we have six on site my office is actually inside one to head off the poor guy s anxiety and also i had to admit that yes i also share the general tornado alley brain damage and go outside to try and see it when the sirens go off poor man thinks everyone in tornado alley is out of their minds and as one of those people i can t even deny it i seek shelter if it s heading this way did not reassure him he s convinced we are mad to answer the question in the notes what about second tmblr when i visited sacramento and la some years ago the sensation of a minor earthquake shifting the ground around just barely enough for a human to feel it had me freaked out and basically lying flat on my back outside going aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa while the californians looked at me like i d lost my mind so yes it is reciprocal originally posted by alexwaffles thor s dick what s not clicking two this particular image is of the famous among people fascinated by weather anyway pilger nebraska twin tornados two ef4 tornados from the same storm on the ground at the same time this footage was captured by storm chaser hank schyma better known as pecos hank who is a fabulous nature photographer and provides data to weather researchers to better predict storms and severe weather the smaller twin at this point is setting the land speed record for a tornado as it orbits the larger tornado it was clocked at a foward speed of 94 6 mph sustained for only 5 3 seconds anyway yes two supercells can do that storm chaser stephen jones got this image when both twins were at their maximum size tagged gif warning tw gif flashing gif tornadoes 18th may 2026 post reblogged from tamaro with 1 335 notes sometiktoksarevalid tagged autoplay warning video warning queue unending source tiktok com 18th may 2026 post reblogged from sketchy with 136 notes traegorn a lot of people need to start asking themselves which is more important being right or fixing the problem tagged queue unending 18th may 2026 post reblogged from wimble warrior with 14 818 notes starlitbeetle hey all while we re busy normalizing women with hairy legs hairy armpits and bushy pubes let s also normalize women with hairy upper lips hairy chins hairy side burns hairy chests and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair free tagged queue unending 18th may 2026 post reblogged from don t trust me i m a lawyer with 7 058 notes downtroddendeity sepublic i do think it s interesting how the novel dracula is meant to be a modern setting from its perspective it s very much that genre of story about an ancient fantasy archetype finding itself in a modern setting complete with the rules lawyering that often comes with modern parodies that isn t to say the stories of olde didn t have fun with loopholes either though except dracula is a story that plays itself straight the vampire himself is not stupid he s possibly the oldest vampire of all which means he upgraded from animal instinct and mindless echoes of past memories to someone who s regained his critical thinking skills the story begins because he s already adapted to how the modern world works now by hiring a solicitor who understands modern laws he knows now that he doesn t have to march into london with an army like he used to he can just buy property and the laws of london are forced to respect that similarly he s already experimented in and discovered loopholes to vampire rules and limitations vampires are bound by the permission of owners so he simply uses his solicitor to buy and own a bunch of properties if he needs to be invited in dracula hypnotizes someone to let him in vampires need to return to their grave every dusk dawn whichever comes sooner which causes their coffin to act as an anchor that limits how far from it they can travel dracula simply rations the earth of his grave into fifty coffins and spreads them across london so his range becomes exponentially larger all of these things make the story almost come across as a deconstruction and it might just be it s just that dracula the novel became such a trendsetter that people nowadays see it as playing things fully straight it almost feels as if the novel is written with the idea that readers have a basic understanding of vampires and their rules so part of the thrill comes in the revelation of how the titular vampire is working around these rules likewise i ve heard it used to be a trope in english literature for a traveler to visit some foreign land with a monster and escape by going home but here the foreign aspect of the story is just the first and final arc the monster s plan hinges on coming to the uk itself so yeah dracula isn t stupid and he reflects the idea that people of the past had just as common sense as the rest of us they just had access to less inaccurate knowledge and things worked differently back then dracula would be like that bit of someone showing a medieval peasant a meme as they comprehend it perfectly and aren t even wowed by the doritos if dracula was set in the 21st century he d probably understand social media well enough to become an influencer if he wanted to though the issue of being invisible in cameras wouldn t help dracula is full of details that put it in what was at the time an 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