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he speaks to the bones the bones reply home ask submit faq blogs about 34 they he naturalist spirit worker ocean lover venerates prehistoric fish ancestors does witchcraft with invasive species talks to dead things and is pretty sure they talk back call me bear 1 2 3 4 20 may brightlotusmoon sirtroyofbaker balalaikaboss ejacutastic i didn t learn about this in driving school stop says the red light go says the green wait says the yellow light twinkling in between kneel says the demon light with its eye of coal sauron knows your license plate and stares into your soul this is always funny irritatedlifeguard i agree with your tags 1 410 051 notes origin ultramaddie ah i remember this one 20 may swordseer dridelus 631 notes origin swordseer humanfeels this is the giant sloth trackway that a bunch of prehistoric children played in btw 20 may macklesufficient macklesufficient macklesufficient i have too much joie de vivre for this i m so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying creepy taking up people s energy etc holds us back it seems like it s just little things but they add up over the past month i ve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking do you have a favorite and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w e but every single person i ve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer i don t ask if it s busy obvi and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of i don t have one but no one has taken it the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure they re great but the delicious fluffy homemade waffles are right there the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was a breakfast sandwich night and tbh he was totally right it was a breakfast sandwich night thank you tumblr user saw5 tumblr user saw 5 gets it 82 212 notes origin ultramaddie humanfeels 20 may gudamor josephbrassey haha remember when murder hornets were gonna be a thing what a nothingburger yes because the washington state government activated like a sleeper cell and ruthlessly systematically hunted them down and annihilated them y2k came to nothing amirite yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock losing sleep and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening remember the hole in the ozone layer you mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action one of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those it s gonna be an apocalypse disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them the good news is this is actually quite correctable i maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems when we decide to do so and i still think that s going to happen i don t know when or how but i do know that abandoning hope won t help bring it about and i refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart happy smallpox eradication day 96 596 notes origin wearepaladin 20 may identifying deer in posts furbolg white tailed deer odocoileus virginianus 252 notes origin identifying deer in posts deer 19 may always boggles me a little whenever a teacher from the day s group asks me if i ever considered teaching in schools like they do like it s flattering beyond words that they think i could possibly have what it takes to do what they are doing because yeah sure i have solid group management skills and am connecting with their students and getting them engaged but like i m only doing it for a couple hours not a whole school day and i m doing it while getting their bodies up and active with activities that are objectively fun like i m over here leading a game of kickball and you re asking if i ve ever considered playing pro soccer y all really think i can play on your level 19 notes the bear roars in case it s not obvious i think schoolteachers are way above me i think their job is so much harder than mine and it baffles me that they think i can do what they do 19 may thaylepo ospreyonthemoon red faced wolf deactivated20251 bedlamsbard mornington the crescent disgruntled foreign patriarch salmonella destroyer of worlds actual roman epitaph for a dog humans are the same i ve seen this one doing the rounds a few times and it makes me cry every time i see it but was curious about the original latin text so i did some digging it s a shortened version of cil 10 00659 a tombstone from salernum modern salerno italy source cil is the corpus inscriptionum latinarum portaui lacrimis madidus te nostra catella quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus ergo mihi patrice iam non dabis oscula mille nec poteris collo grata cubare meo tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem et iunxi semper manib us ipse meis morib us argutis hominem simulare paratam perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias tu dulcis patrice nostras attingere mensas consueras gremio poscere blanda cibos lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter and here s my translation wet with tears i have carried you our little female dog just as i did in happier times fifteen years earlier lit three periods of five years for myself patrice now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around against my neck i have sorrowfully placed you merit worthy in a marble tomb and i have joined you always to myself in death as by your cleverness you matched a human alas we lost such pleasures for myself you sweet patrice were accustomed to join us at our table to beg charmingly for food while sitting in our laps you were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue which my hands often held for you frequently and joyfully you receive a weary one with your wagging tail tl dr this dog was named patrice and was very very loved another translation with some glossing of the text it s the fact she s joined to them in death it s the fact that she sat in her owner s arms and ate their food that he held the cups down for her to drink from hundreds of years and we still know she was loved we still know how she liked to sleep all these years loving dogs is the same gonna point out too that 15 years is an insanely long lifespan for a dog in ancient rome this dog was both well loved and well cared for to have lived so long obvs there s going to be some statistical overlap with ancient dogs with loving epitaphs having longer lifespans but in a world without modern vetrinary science or medicine no canine vaccines and no nutritionally formulated dog food this roman s beloved pooch exceeded even the average pet dog lifespan today 166 675 notes origin systlin humanfeels dogfeels 19 may residentdragon watch me crawl on hands and knees and scratch at the door of heaven 72 notes origin doeantler wolves 19 may vanessagillings alt 6 008 notes origin doeantler deer 18 may logarto 99 737 notes origin bro is that a jojo reference