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blurt some words that have to come out of me blurt some words that have to come out of me about criticizing art i hate pumpkin the blogs the interviews the jolie pez project the policies why are field hockey sticks so short posted august 15 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness tags comedy field hockey humor postaweek rio summer olympics 15 comments my wife and i were in a restaurant bar enjoying some italian food when olympic field hockey came on the television i love sports but i have to admit that i ve never watched field hockey to be fair to myself i ll also add that i don t often have the opportunity to watch field hockey in person or on television because i was engrossed in talking with my wife and eating a plate of gnocchi i didn t really see this as the first time that i would take in a game ten eleven whatever it takes that plan went awry some drunk across the bar kept saying huh women s field hockey so there s nine and the goalie ten players there are ten players on a side at first i took it as a rhetorical question after the eighth time he asked it became clear that he was looking for an answer i looked at the television to do a head count unfortunately the players were all in motion so i just said yup ten because that s nicer than saying dude stop asking me it turns out there are eleven players i don t feel guilty about misinforming that guy read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading it s peyton on sunday morning posted august 9 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness tags manypeoplearesaying comedy humor lionel ritchie peyton manning peyton on sunday morning postaweek 5 comments the approach of fall and the football season is cause for great joy in my house there is a game on our television from thursday night until the end of monday night football there s so much potential at the beginning of the season so many unanswered questions will my carolina panthers make the super bowl and crap the bed again can robert griffin iii bring my wife s cleveland browns to the promised land how badly will the buckeyes beat the terps peyton retired but not gone but everything about the return of football isn t wonderful before the first preseason game we are already seeing commercials featuring peyton manning yes peyton the guy who beat the panthers in the super bowl and turned their best player into a pouting child i respect what the man can do on the football field but after his last game i think i ve seen just about enough of manning still i m not going to run away crying about it that s cam newton s job read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading cubs win cubs win posted august 1 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness uncategorized tags chicago cubs comedy dream humor postaweek 6 comments there were no stockings hung by the chimney with care my wife wasn t wearing a kerchief nor i a cap a creature was stirring those negative comparisons are as close as this will come to the night before christmas i was sleeping well dreaming as a matter of fact dreaming of baseball i was on the field in uniform playing third base it wasn t young me doing it the dream kept me at fifty four years old in my dream i threw out three batters at first each play was more spectacular than the last my throws were as impressive as my fielding range subconsciously i have a tremendous throwing arm read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading i won t be competing in the 2016 summer olympics posted july 27 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness uncategorized tags 2016 summer olympics comedy humor postaweek rio zika 5 comments as the summer has progressed i have avoided answering the question so many of you have posed i did this not to build suspense but to find the best answer for all concerned so now i find myself at a critical decision point though my announcement is rather late i want you to know that it was not made quickly or without much soul searching see you in 2018 image public domain because of my concerns regarding the zika virus and the increasing likelihood that the venues will not be ready on time i will not be competing in the upcoming summer olympics games in rio read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading i know a disturbing amount about pokemon posted july 18 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness uncategorized tags comedy humor pokemon pokemon go postaweek what is pokemon what is pokemon go 7 comments a few days ago my wife and i were in the car talking about people who were playing the new pokemon go game she made the point that she really doesn t know much about pokemon and so she really couldn t understand why people were getting into car accidents and walking off of cliffs to find them bulbasaur pikachu squirtle and charmander yes i knew that off the top of my head image via pokemondb net i haven t quite figured out what makes people who play pokemon go disregard their safety but as i started explaining the story behind pokemon she pointed something out that i didn t realize i know a disturbing amount about pokemon credit for this knowledge must go to my son who infused me with the game s lore when he was six naturally our conversation made it to facebook and there was a request that i pass on my knowledge to our friends who have no intention of either playing this new game or finding a six year old to explain pokemon to them so as a service to my friends and anyone who doesn t get what all the excitement is about i m going to pass on all the knowledge i have on the subject read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading budweiser renames itself america sure no problem posted may 10 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness uncategorized tags america beer budweiser comedy humor postaweek tosh hall 8 comments so today brings the news that budweiser beer will re brand itself for the summer until the 2016 presidential election also re branded as the tournament of the lesser of two evils the marketing folks behind that beer would like you to call budweiser america good idea right nah look we all have our product preferences some people enjoy budweiser errr america beer others don t we can debate the merits of this particular brand as a beverage but in the end if you prefer that it is what you will drink but is renaming it after a continent and the united states of that continent a good idea i have my concerns read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading sarcasm is lost on a cat posted may 5 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness tags comedy humor life postaweek sarcasm 16 comments we all do things we come to regret and in those moments of regret come moments of self reflection questions like why did i do that help us learn and grow i m not here to enlighten you with something i learned in one of those moments i just needed a way to get in to my topic in the middle of the night i woke up thirsty i staggered into the kitchen for some water boog seemingly unfazed by the incident it was three a m so the details of what happened next are a bit hazy as if they were part of a dream i m certain it wasn t a dream because there was a bottle of water on my nightstand this morning read the rest of this entry if i hadn t written this i would use these to tell people i d read it share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email print opens in new window print share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest like loading pencil thin unibrow posted april 21 2016 author omawarisan filed under foolishness uncategorized tags comedy humor life people who shave off their eyebrows postaweek unibrow 6 comments today while i was running errands i saw a woman not just any woman she lacked eyebrows i m pretty certain that there wasn t a medical reason for her having a naked brow no this was self inflicted as we walked toward each other i crossed to the other side of the street my car being on that side of the road was there was only part of the reason i crossed mostly it was because she terrified me i jumped in my car and buckled up when i looked up she was about to cross the street this was a difficult situation which forced me to look at her again the fact that she d shaved off her eyebrows and drew them back on made her well a challenging sight to describe read the rest of 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