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hiding behind his plant this could only mean one thing i removed the opaque aquarium lid and tearfully gazed down onto the surface of the water and there he was ink poor ink motionless lifeless so much for resilience i couldn t believe my eyes though i d had my doubts and fears i had not been expecting this diminutive innocent creatures certainly have a knack for losing their lives around you the nag observed a bunnyrabbit a betta fish what s next sorrowfully i peered down at ink and then i peered more closely could it be were ink s tiny fins moving i peered closer still yes yes they were ink gave a wiggle and with a sudden swiftness i did not expect he darted to the bottom of his fish tank ink you re alive i cried in elation you re alive you re alive you re aliiiiive what exclaimed the nag unbelievable it can t be but it was i replaced the lid of ink s tank and did a victory dance around the living room the nag s incredulous outcry was to be its last ink frankly forgave my caretaking ignorance and to this day we remain amiable acquaintances when my friend came to reclaim her beloved betta it was with fondness that i bade farewell as i closed the door behind them i gazed into the now empty corner of the living room where the aquarium had been and i smiled to myself we cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails anonymous meijer pronounced my er is a basic equivalent to wal mart that i ve only encountered in the more eastern states of the us posted by britny clark at 6 41 pm 1 comment labels ink the nag saturday july 14 2012 in life there is much uncertainty there is much injustice there is much anguish but there is more warmth there is more light and there is more love although the dark moments may seem sometimes to conquer the light it is only the battle they win never the war posted by britny clark at 1 17 am 1 comment wednesday july 11 2012 an eye deal solution the time had come for my biennial trip to the eye doctor for a checkup though considering the history of my absolutely stellar eyesight this excursion really ought to have been more of a biannual venture as physicians with advanced degrees and their own offices are wont to do my regular optometrist and by regular i mean the optometrist with whom i have had appointments since i was five was slated to be on vacation for the entire time i was to be in utah and so i made an appointment with the other optometrist in the office so much for my twenty years of loyalty the day of my appointment soon arrived after waiting a usual but might i add nonetheless extremely ridiculous amount of time and allowing boredom to morph me into the person who randomly texts people when she s got no other entertainment options aside from rifling through february s issue of better homes and gardens or a battered copy of horse hound i was at last led into the back where i endured the usual series of eye drops and air puffs i was pleased when i received a more experienced technician than usual he actually believed me the first time i explained that no i could not see even the top line yes the giant e without my glasses this technician eventually led me to a side room where at long last and after waiting several minutes more dr lewis came to see me he strode into the room shut the door and sat down on his small swivelly chair my charts and records in hand well britny i don t believe i ve seen you before he said glancing from my name on the folder in his hand to my face in an effort to break the ice he made a little small talk i let him carry most of the conversation as my previous small talk experiences have been perhaps a bit less than ideal shall we say as he glanced through my chart he turned the top page so that he could see my previous record i see that you wear corrective lenses he said reading the paper well observed and how long have you worn them he asked turning another page back and then another page back and another page back and another page back and another page back finally he just got down to business and skipped to the very last page you ve worn glasses since your very first appointment when you were five he asked his voice a strange mixture of mirth and pity i nodded and confirmed that yes indeed there was really not a time in my life that i could clearly remember not sporting hardware on my face while some people may look through polaroids or scrapbooks and be able to tell how old they were in the picture by the haircut they had or the clothes they were wearing my distinguishing factor is the variety of metal frames that have always been a necessary part of my visage from large purple frames with black speckles to frames of dark orange and black tiger stripes my glasses have always been a fashion choice over which my parents sometimes a bit reluctantly have given me free reign after dr lewis checked my eyes i was given some dilation eye drops and then led back to the lobby for a second round of my favorite waiting game the technician rescued me before i had lowered my standards enough to pick up horse hound but after a test or two i was merely led to another smaller waiting room where i did not even have horse hound to pass the time after awkwardly spending nearly 45 minutes sharing the 10x10 waiting room with an unfortunate middle aged man who was probably giving up his entire lunch break as he waited for his contact lenses to be adjusted in the lab i was at last led back to my previous room where once again dr lewis came in to see me after shining a painfully bright light into my dilated irises several times over he declared my eyes to be perfectly healthy other than the fact that they can t focus clearly on anything more than two inches away from my face and flipped the lights back on he showed me some pictures of the inside of my eyes after which he began scribbling his findings on my latest chart at last he looked up and said well your eyes have undergone minimal changes since you were last here in fact i ll leave it up to you whether you even want to get new lenses at first the words that had just come out of his mouth didn t even register but i gave it a few moments and before long my mind began to go into an appropriate state of shock for the first time in my life i did not need a new prescription i was flabbergasted thunderstruck dumbfounded speechless astonished stunned thoroughly astounded perhaps dr lewis didn t sense the profundity of the moment he barely even paused before he announced in fact in another year or so i would advise you to seriously consider lasik by this time i was in a state of delirium akin to what edmond dantes must have felt when he discovered the possibility of escaping the chateau d if although in all fairness he was only imprisoned for 14 years whereas my deficient vision has held me captive for more than 20 my latest diagnosis is nearly 20 800 the clarity of something that is actually 20 feet away looks as if it is 800 feet away to me without my glasses someone sitting across the room might as well be two and a half football fields away literally perhaps you begin to see the cause of my level of excitement over the possibility of acquiring a level of natural vision i never even remember having needless to say the 130 i spent on my checkup is solid proof that money can at least buy happy news and now dear readers i shall leave you with a highly fashionable photo if you are suddenly overcome with a strong desire to donate to my lasik fund i will gladly accept in my defense the sunglasses they gave me to protect my dilated eyes wouldn t fit over my glasses so i had to get creative like i said highly fashionable posted by britny clark at 11 03 pm no comments labels even the exclamation point fails me monumental occasions small talk friday june 29 2012 in which i have a sudden epiphany 100 f in ann arbor today with 63 humidity according to the heat index calculator i am living in what feels like a 133 f tropical rain forest high humidity slows down the evaporation of perspiration that our bodies produce to cool off thus making high temperatures feel much higher when humidity is added to the equation within milliseconds of walking outside this afternoon and attempting to breathe the impossibly thick air i began to feel an incessant biological urge to sprint to the nearest enclosed humidity regulated structure i could find of course this would have involved turning around and heading straight back into my apartment building as this was not an option due to the fact that i had eager young minds awaiting their weekly dose of instructional musical brilliance i proceeded to battle my instinct of self preservation and traverse the steaming parking lot as quickly as i one who was under the immense pressure of looming suffocation possibly could as i climbed into my car and a rush of endorphins congratulated me on my narrow escape from asphyxiation i began to wonder what temperature the thermometer is required to reach before people actually do become physically unable to tolerate such heatwaves and so after concluding my duties of musical knowledge bestowal several hours later i returned home and thought to myself well now what better way to spend a thursday night than reading about hygrometers humiture and thermoregulation which is what i did below i quote a couple of interesting facts i learned from the how stuff works website which you can find here yes yes please abate your mockery at my choice of sources i am working on a master s degree but my mm will stand for master of music not master of meteorology humidity can be measured in several ways but relative humidity is the most common in order to understand relative humidity it is helpful to first understand absolute humidity absolute humidity is the mass of water vapor divided by the mass of dry air in a volume of air at a given temperature the hotter the air is the more water it can contain relative humidity is the ratio of the current absolute humidity to the highest possible absolute humidity which depends on the current air temperature a reading of 100 percent relative humidity means that the air is totally saturated with water vapor and cannot hold any more creatin g the possibility of rain this doesn t mean that the relative humidity must be 100 percent in order for it to rain it must be 100 percent where the clouds are forming but the relative humidity near the ground could be much less humans are very sensitive to humidity as the skin relies on the air to get rid of moisture the process of sweating is your body s attempt to keep cool and maintain its current temperature if the air is at 100 percent relative humidity sweat will not evaporate into the air as a result we feel much hotter than the actual temperature when the relative humidity is high if the relative humidity is low we can feel much cooler than the actual temperature because our sweat evaporates easily cooling us off for example if the air temperature is 75 degrees fahrenheit 24 degrees celsius and the relative humidity is zero percent the air temperature feels like 69 degrees fahrenheit 21 c to our bodies if the air temperature is 75 degrees fahrenheit 24 c and the relative humidity is 100 percent we feel like it s 80 degrees 27 c out people tend to feel most comfortable at a relative humidity of about 45 percent is it weird that i find this stuff fascinating okay maybe a little i might add to the above commentary that high humidity in combination with low temperatures creates a very biting bone chilling effect when combined with wind this may cause even the fiercest and loyalest of flip flop wearers to ponder their choice in foot adornment but let s not get off topic here eager for another fact to log away did you know pianos are built and designed to remain at 42 relative humidity with an 8 moisture content in the wood in a nutshell treat your piano to the same living conditions you would a dearly beloved child now that i have completely exhausted your interest in humidity i shall go to bed from the mitten over and out bahaha haha ha it just dawned on me i live in a mitten mittens are designed to retain heat no wonder it s so hot i do technically live closer to the equator than i do the north pole but only by a couple hundred miles we passed the 45th parallel in northern michigan on our way up to the up during our most excellent vacation a couple of weeks ago posted by britny clark at 1 04 am no comments labels a post from which i actually learned something a steinway grand dearly beloved automobile epiphany fabulous flip flops humidity the mitten state older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2013 2 december 1 piano student proverbs july 1 2012 13 october 1 august 1 july 2 june 3 may 5 april 1 2011 3 june 3 2010 29 october 3 september 1 august 2 july 4 june 2 may 4 april 3 march 5 february 2 january 3 2009 28 december 7 november 2 october 3 september 2 august 7 july 2 june 2 may 3 labels research 5 steps 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