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bunyipitude bunyipitude monday october 28 2013 the bird has flown the bunyipmobile has not been in the garage for 10 days or so and it has been a lonely road paved with quite some regret some time ago as visitors may recall there came a parting of the ways with the rufous bird who had been a fixture at the billabong and was rather keen to see those extended visits become permanent being a fool the professor demurred one thing led to another and while there were odd dinners in the name of old times sake and irregular drinks for who needs a reason to get out the corkscrew the old passion was kept very much in back pocket and handbag but it was there all the same stymied by a very stupid bunyip s wariness of launching into another live in relationship that might but probably wouldn t have in retrospect ended in the acrimony that saw the former mrs bunyip depart to her friendly family law practioner they say those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it and that is certainly true but what they should also say is that not all histories are templates and that drawing iron bound lessons from one unpleasant experience can be as fraught with folly as not drawing any lessons at all the other day an sms arrived to announce that the bird s new companion will be lugging her suitcase on an extended holiday just the pair of them the likelihood is that this jaunt will be a prelude to joint residency so all half formed plans to resurrect the union are now moot probably forever one of the things about blogging is the opportunity it presents to cast stones at others idiocy were the topic love this bunyip s projectiles would not land beyond the front fence note the above is this blog s 1000th post would that it have been a happier topic posted by bunyip at 8 58 am 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels fool for denying love tuesday october 15 2013 age readers riot you won t read about this in the age allowing that you actually read the age rather than look to it as the distilled essence of feral opinion and the latest trends in groupthink but the east west tunnel isn t anywhere near so unpopular as the newspaper s writers insist while the paper has been filled with screeds underscored by the foundation belief that public transport is morally uplifting and should therefore be obligatory genuine public meetings with real residents and bona fide officials have been taking place throughout fitzroy collingwood and kensington for some reason the age chooses not to report these gatherings prefering as it does today to focus on the ferals for whom the tunnel project must serve as a catalyst for mayhem until the next g20 confab or right to life rally it might cost age editors dinner party invitations were they to mention that those public meetings have generally accepted the view that property values and quality of life will each be improved if vehicular traffic moves beneath the inner city rather than through it just up on the age website is this report and picture one of several from today s protest unmentioned is that the the injured woman kat gallea is a professional ratbag and mainstay of the socialist party specialising in movie reviews and marxist critiques of fifty shades of grey no mention of the protesters associations and sympathies figures in the age report which is hardly a surprise after all why would the paper wish to insult the soap free demographic the last market segment in which it exerts any influence whatsoever several weeks fairfax closed its slick consumer monthlies sydney and melbourne magazines which formerly paid the rent by carrying ads for flash watches four figure handbags and ridiculously expensive ladies shoes is it it any wonder those mags folded would anyone but an age executive want anything to do with these dingleberries if they entered your shop the first call would be to turn out the store detectives update how ridiculous is the age these days this ridiculous posted by bunyip at 11 40 am 14 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels east west tunnel sssssshhhhh don t mention tht they are revolutionary socialist ratbgs the age doctor demento how easy is it to get a phd from james cook university these days read this cv builder otherwise known as a dissertation from grace smallwood blacktivist and raving nut job has james cook introduced new sub categories doctor of rants for instance or is it simply that a black woman with a big mouth and a larger chip on her shoulder is as immune to critique as she is distant from logic and originality no doubt serious minds are to be found on the james cook campus even allowing for a heavy infestation of climate scientists and enviro grant gobblers if the academic clean skins don t wish their own reputations besmirched by association with smallwood s spillage of deranged piffle then this is the moment to raise a stink a good good place to start might be here or here posted by bunyip at 10 34 am 21 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels get a phd for your cat today grace smallwood james cook university saturday october 12 2013 too poor to be entirely original a former silly journalist who asked not to be quoted directly writes that julia baird should re consider her disdain for the rich as they don t have to borrow quite as much as she not that the silly would deem today s column plagiarism mind you the bar was set pretty high when ross gittins was cleared after penning a column that boasted 90 per cent of other people s unattributed words and ms baird has actually invested the effort to re write and paraphrase posted by bunyip at 5 01 pm 12 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels julia baird thursday october 10 2013 first they came for the bikies sometimes when the social urge takes charge the professor sallies forth to break bread with like minded types such dinner gatherings often represent a critical mass of antisocial attitudes as judged by contemporary victorian standards there being much levity at the expense of hooked up nicely remunerated members of the mordy litijus tribe social workers the notion that underpaid teachers spend their four months of holiday time preparing lesson plans and inevitably the sort of women who represent compelling arguments for male sodomy given what happened in andrew bolt v self identifiers and the fact that cigarette butts are sometimes carelessly discarded beneath an al fresco table a case could perhaps be made that a peaceful bunyip and companions are law breakers and undesirable elements liable to prosecution under a variety of new measures being introduced in the garden state and other jurisdictions in victoria the latest novelty is a ban on what are being described as domestic fortifications which police have been given an authority to tear down they are embracing that option with relish the new law is aimed specifically at bikies as is victoria police s stated intention to give anyone riding in club colours a hard time even if they are within the speed limit and perhaps on the way to refurbish grandma s spouting in other states similar measures have been introduced the common thread being that australia s various police forces need something more muscular than existing laws to make outlaw motorcyclists behave themselves this seems a peculiar view as dealing drugs manufacturing them stockpiling arsenals and shooting fellow citizens are already against the law and have been for some time now it is true that bikies elicit little sympathy and deserve less certainly no decent parent would be pleased to find a child had decorated himself with a 1 tattoo plus given the way that harleys handle there would be reason to doubt the young one s sanity as agile italian and japanese crotch rockets are cheaper faster and a lot more fun but being stupid and illuminating your bicep with a tatt are not illegal activities not yet anyway what should worry the rule of law s supporters is just where this business of nominating particular groups for selectively harsh treatment might end the billabong just happens to be surrounded by a rather high and private fence which by the new legislation s loose definition might be construed as one of those fortifications the possibility that police might come knocking is while unlikely in the near term a possibility down the road for if there is a tendency amongst those who pass and enforce laws it is the lure of mission creep step away from the anne summers jokes put down the list of arts victoria grants recipients and throw yourself face down in the dirt fanciful yes but not unthinkable not in a land where a former abc media critic is consumed with regret that the finko and ricketty review was unable to impose the threat of jail time on troublesome newspaper editors today it is bikies on the short end of the battering ram tomorrow who knows which sub demographic of undesirables might be in for a bit of official attention posted by bunyip at 1 13 pm 21 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels how many more laws do you need how many more villains will be identified why jacky can t read how victoria s education department encourages aboriginal students to master language mathematics chemistry and all the other subjects that save teachers from the ignominy of careers as social workers click and the image will get bigger as the indigenous actress said to the rainbow serpent bishop and don t forget no physics lesson is complete without a welcome to country ceremony about which education victoria has formulated some helpful guidelines notice that the department s normal abhorrence of sexism and gender stereotyping has been suspended but cash payments haven t been posted by bunyip at 9 22 am 18 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels dark days for education how much secret bureaucrat business does it take to end the cringe worthy patronising of aboriginal kids correction mwf put its johnson on display several commenters on the post dealing with the melbourne writers festival and the 250 000 it receives from the victorian government have accused the professor of bias in failing to mention that not every guest at this year s conclave was a grant fed luvvie leftoid you are a lying noted one aggrieved visitor whose salty language precluded his thoughts being posted on what is a civilised blog why don t you mention that tory boris johnson or does he spoil your bull thesis mea culpa mea culpa mea culpa boris was indeed on hand and as he represents the sum total of the organisers efforts to present someone other than owners of biodegradable bicycles and sustainable lit board grants he most certainly should have been given a guernsey the full guest list can be found here each participant s cv available via a handy link as an exercise see if you can find a conservative posted by bunyip at 8 27 am 5 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels boris johnson mwf older posts home subscribe to posts atom followers blog archive 2013 157 october 17 the bird has flown age readers riot doctor demento too poor to be entirely original first they came for the bikies why jacky can t read correction mwf put its johnson on display robert doyle s collapsing kingdom the carbon cuttingroom floor be consumed and washed down with a nice red quolls beware arts minister heidi victoria wants to hear from you next rabbits will be funding myxo boy crazy at arts victoria the art of football s new rules blowing smoke up their arts crumbs for sparrow september 30 august 34 july 20 june 9 may 36 april 4 march 4 january 3 2012 426 december 32 november 30 october 67 september 15 july 33 june 23 april 30 march 69 february 77 january 50 2011 385 december 61 november 44 october 56 september 29 august 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