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s 209 has been programmed to use its weapons in only the most extreme circumstances so long as everyone complies with its requests there really shouldn t be any problems in future applicants will be expected to sit before the droid who will scan their benefits claim if ids 209 is in any way dissatisfied with the application it will make the request please withdraw your claim you have 20 seconds to comply at this point faced with an arsenal of lethal weaponry pointing directly at them most claimants are expected to then drop their claim and go home however critics of the scheme have pointed to early trials of the droid in which a number of applicants did as requested and withdrew their claims but were then faced with the message you have 10 seconds to comply then you have 5 seconds to comply before ids 209 opened fire and blew them out of the window of course these incidents are regrettable said ms mcvey but if we ignore the human tragedy and look at it in purely monetary terms then this droid is already paying for itself the droid s designer dr mcnamara has admitted that ids 209 does have some limitations it has weak logic circuits and it cannot process information very quickly he said also it has no concept of compassion or human empathy which is probably why it was awarded the contract in the first place ids 209 will be rolled out from next month and will also be making house calls it still has trouble getting through doorways said ms mcvey so for the time being it will be entering people s homes by smashing through the outside wall and conducting its assessments amid the rubble needless to say if anyone tries to run away it only goes to show they are fit for work posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags atos bedrooms tax department for work and pensions disability benefit dwp eds 209 fit for work tests ids 209 killer robot robocop welfare act work capability assessments leave a comment political parties given go ahead for new subliminal election broadcasts may 20 2014 from next year the traditional party election broadcast will be replaced by a blipvert that operates below the threshold of human conscious perception the old party political broadcasts suffered from a terrible flaw explained tory party strategist lynton crosby as soon as anyone realised they were watching one they immediately switched over under the new rules each party will be given a number of prime time tv slots to access the nation s subconscious by flashing up a brief image of their leader lasting less than 30 milliseconds david cameron might pop up in the middle of eastenders grinning and waving some money ed miliband could suddenly appear on coronation street looking sternly at an electricity bill while nick clegg may turn up on hollyoaks under a big neon sign flashing the word sorry ukip leader nigel farage has also been allocated a couple of blipverts that he will use to flash frame the image of an invading army of 485 million zombie immigrants ed miliband has welcomed the move i have been using subliminal tactics for some time he said in fact i am so below the radar of public consciousness most people have no idea they have even seen me nick clegg also likes the idea of being able to make any future pledges subliminally so that no one will know for certain when he inevitably breaks them however concerns have been raised after a pilot study in which viewers exposed to the ads complained of terrible flashbacks some people kept seeing david cameron s big pink face looming ominously towards them an image so disturbing it caused a number of victims heads to explode subliminal ads do carry the risk of post traumatic party political trauma said psychologist dr raj persaud but the modest risk of spontaneous cranial combustion is more than offset by never having to sit through a normal length broadcast to ensure fair play the ads will be regulated by the subliminal advertising standards authority an organisation about which most people have no awareness if a blipvert is deemed to have broken electoral guidelines it will be immediately followed by a special cleansing ad that will automatically erase the subconscious memory of the first one subliminal adverts are the future of political campaigning said crosby and very soon everyone will agree with me even if they have no idea why posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags blipverts david cameron dr raj persaud ed miliband lynton crosby nick clegg nigel farage party election broadcasts party political broadcasts peb ppb subliminal advertising subliminal adverts leave a comment scathing tripadvisor review for narnia april 22 2014 the magical realm of narnia is in uproar today after receiving a highly critical review on holiday appraisal website tripadvisor the review by the pevensie family of finchley complains of awful weather rude talking animals and poor quality turkish delight the kids had been pestering us to go for ages and it was either that or center parcs explained mr pevensie however when we got there it was nothing like the brochures the weather was terrible and as far as i can tell it is always winter there the talking animals and mythical beasts were ill tempered and unhelpful while the much famed turkish delight was cheap supermarket rubbish and a major disappointment we visited narnia via the traditional route choosing one of the budget wardrobe providers easycloset it was cheap but very confined and we found ourselves packed in with a load of musty old clothes and a terrible smell of mothballs it was very difficult for the whole family to get through such a small space and easycloset then had the audacity to charge us for excess baggage on arrival we were met by a weary looking tour guide called mr tumnus to our surprise he wasn t wearing any trousers i realise there may be some cultural differences and i like to think i am quite liberal but there is no excuse for this sort of thing my wife had to look away we were then taken to a bed and breakfast run by a mr and mrs beaver the food was atrocious and consisted mainly of twigs and tree bark we were eventually forced to leave when the owners kept gnawing at our luggage we then moved to narnia s famous white castle which the brochure advertised as being enchanted and having a five star service however when we got there we found the place was run by a witch and most of the staff had been turned to stone call me old fashioned but this is no way to run a business however what was most annoying was that the longer we stayed in narnia the more obvious it became that the whole resort was nothing but a lazily contrived christian allegory i brought this up with the site manager mr aslan he told us that he had made enormous sacrifices for us the sons of adam and daughters of eve to be there which only confirmed my suspicions if we wanted talking animals with a tedious moral message we would have gone to disneyland needless to say we won t be returning posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags aslan center parcs cs lewis disneyland easycloset mr and mrs beaver mr tumnus narnia pevensie the chronicles of narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe trip advisor tripadvisor turkish delight white witch leave a comment diplomatic chaos as iran attempts to harness power of butterfly effect april 16 2014 un inspectors have been asked to investigate allegations that iran has been secretly developing weapons grade butterflies in an attempt to use chaos theory to launch hurricanes around the world this is the nightmare scenario said physicist professor michio kaku the butterfly effect suggests that a single butterfly flapping its wings in one country could trigger a hurricane on the other side of the planet just imagine the devastation that could be caused by thousands of them all flapping together in the same direction suspicions were raised after us spy planes captured images of iran s revolutionary guard frantically running round the countryside with massive nets experts now believe iran may have already collected enough enriched lepidoptera to construct a fully functioning butterfly house capable of launching a hurricane within forty five minutes these butterflies represent a clear and present danger said president obama and if every nation starts doing the same we could be faced with the lethal combination of butterfly effect and domino theory resulting in an endless sequence of hurricanes toppling into each other something that could cause the earth to spin off its axis as the situation escalates there are also rumours that north korea is working on an even more sinister night time project in an attempt to exploit the so called moth effect scientists believe moths have much greater chaotic potential which could be triggered by somebody simply switching on a light intelligence analysts also believe al qaeda may be trying to create a dirty butterfly bomb using a mixture of cabbage whites some pupae and a few very hungry caterpillars dirty butterfly bombs are particularly chaotic because once they go off there s no telling where in the world the hurricane might occur these developments are very serious said british foreign secretary william hague we have been blaming our recent spate of bad weather on global warming but if it turns out iran has been secretly controlling our weather systems using weaponised butterflies then i shall be very angry indeed however iran has strenuously denied the allegations yes we have butterflies said iranian president hassan rouhani but they are purely for domestic use and in no way contravene the papilionidae non proliferation treaty there is absolutely no need for anyone to get into a flap posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags al qaeda butterfly effect chaos theory dirty bomb hassan rouhani hurricanes iran michio kaku moth effect non proliferation treaty north korea physics president obama revolutionary guard un weapons inspectors william hague leave a comment boris johnson launches new bicycle water cannons for hire scheme april 8 2014 these new boris cannons are a tremendous wheeze said the london mayor i have already spent the day riding around on one hosing down hoi polloi and washing away beggars from shop doorways it s tremendous fun under the new scheme anyone in london will now be able to hire a barclays sponsored water cannon for as little as 2 per hour enabling them to cycle around the capital firing a high velocity water jet at anyone they dislike at first i just wanted the police to have them explained mr johnson but then i thought why should they have all the fun i say let everyone have a go with these new hydro velocipedes i mean what can possibly go wrong the scheme already has the approval of london cyclists who believe that being equipped with an on board water cannon will help them navigate busy traffic however some cyclists have expressed concerns about the 8 000 litre water trailer they will also need to carry behind them mr johnson addressed anxieties about the poor safety record of water cannons which have been known to cause serious injury and blindness yes there are some safety issues he admitted but pedestrians should be fine so long as they always take the precaution of carrying a cagoule a pair of safety goggles and a specially reinforced brolly the london mayor hopes the water cannons for hire scheme will encourage members of the public to chip in and do their bit maintaining law and order all i ask is that if you happen to see a potential rioter maybe one of those student lefty unemployed types then point your nozzle at them and give them a jolly good soaking a lot of these chaps look like they could do with a wash anyway tory peer lord tebbit added his support this is a splendid idea he said at long last people will be able to get on their bikes and look for the work shy mr johnson rejected claims that the scheme was yet another one of his ridiculous self promoting publicity stunts that is utter tish tosh and tommyrot he said before launching himself out of a water cannon flying high across the thames and back into parliament posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags barclays boris bikes boris johnson cycle to work hoi polloi hydro velocipedes london mayor london riots lord tebbit mayor of london riot control students water cannons leave a comment iain duncan smith to simplify all his individual cock ups into one universal cock up april 1 2014 the current system of cock ups is complicated and confusing said the work and pensions secretary even i have trouble keeping track of them all that s why i have decided to create a new system to unify all my cock ups into one monumental cock up something that everyone can understand the universal cock up will cost an estimated 2bn to implement and is due to be rolled out next year however given that it is being organised by mr duncan smith experts say it is more likely to cost 200bn and never happen at all the new system will create an extensive database of all iain duncan smith s failures departmental mismanagement making up statistics cruel treatment of benefit claimants with disabilities illegally forcing people to work in poundland a jobs website that hosts fake jobs and once writing a really terrible novel i have every confidence that the universal cock up will be delivered on time and on budget said mr duncan smith i have already commissioned the very latest state of the art it system to run it a sinclair zx 81 nothing can possibly go wrong although admittedly we are having some teething troubles getting the cassette player to load the software mr duncan smith has also arranged for himself to be constantly monitored by atos who will conduct a continuous assessment of his inability to do the job properly and ensure that he is always doing everything he possibly can to do everything possibly wrong the universal cock up is already being heralded as one of the government s flagship policies if the scheme is a success it may be extended to all government departments although michael gove has insisted on keeping his pet project of taxpayer funded free cock ups mr duncan smith rejected claims that the whole thing was yet another failure waiting to happen for which he would refuse to accept responsibility i am sick and tired of this constant culture of blame he told reporters and it s all your fault posted by carlmaxim filed in uncategorized tags atos cock up dwp iain duncan smith ids it pension reform universal credit welfare act 2012 work capability assessments leave a comment visitors still trapped in mc escher exhibition march 27 2014 emergency services have been called to tate modern after a number of visitors were unable to escape from a retrospective of the artist mc escher i have been up and down these stairs for three days now complained one man but i always seem to end up where i began another visitor is believed to be lost within an infinite loop of hyperbolic tessellations while a family of three is curre...