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myself for having to work on christmas eve i have chosen an honorable profession i pray that when it s my turn to leave this world there will be a cop there to hold my hand and remind me that i have nothing to fear author unknown posted by cerberusblog 2 january 2011 categories uncategorized 11 comments thank you oh pharaoh for the gifts you have bestowed upon us so i m car shopping for more than one vehicle with the kids mostly grown and driving themselves places we no longer need the suv that was the princess mom taxi that s one car and for the same reason i need to buy another vehicle for one of the kids so he can drive himself to school and all his extracurricular stuff plus off to college next year i hope that s two cars while i was working i always had a city car and so i never even owned a car until the last few years of work when i bought a pickup to take to the ranch but driving a f 150 everywhere around town is a pain just on parking issues alone i would love to have something small and fuel efficient that s easy to park that s three cars even though i grew up in and around the car business and i know the ins and outs of buying and selling cars i still hate the process mostly because i hate spending money to buy a big hunk of metal and plastic that is a liability rather than an asset so it brought a smile to my face when i read how poor august car sales were going sucks to be a dealer or salesman but i can get behind a buyer s market when i am a buyer especially when i am a triple buyer and only plan on selling one of the current vehicles except there are some twists and turns to this that are making it a sucky process first i am in the market for three cars but two of them will be well used cars and a bad market for new car sales is not turning into a bad market for used car sales all thanks to cash for clunkers or the car allowance rebate system as the government called it anybody with half a brain knew that cash for clunkers was economic idiocy in the making it didn t save any jobs cost the taxpayers billions was so poorly designed and administered that dealers were dodging participation left and right and now has raised the cost of used cars thanks to all the good used cars that were destroyed from the boston globe clunkers a classic government folly according to edmunds com a website for car buyers a three year old automobile today will set you back on average close to 20 000 a spike of more than 10 percent since last summer for some popular models the increase has been much steeper in july a used cadillac escalade was going for around 35 000 or nearly 36 percent over last july s price part of the increased prices for used cars is that the economy sucks so much that people who would normally be buying a new car are now buying used cars because they are afraid they will be the next one to lose their job but an even bigger part of the answer is that the supply of used cars is artificially low because your uncle sam decided last year to destroy hundreds of thousands of perfectly good automobiles as part of its hare brained car allowance rebate system or as most of us called it cash for clunkers that was the program under which the government paid consumers up to 4 500 when they traded in an old car and bought a new one with better gas mileage the traded in cars which had to be in drivable condition to qualify for the rebate were then demolished dealers were required to chemically wreck each car s engine and send the car to be crushed or shredded this explains why there are almost no decent late model used cars for sale by private owners and most of what i m finding on car lots are old lease vehicles that have been dogged to death and have outrageous prices i can make a hell of a deal on a new car if i want to hose off 20 of it in depreciation the second i drive the car off the lot it s time to face reality the government we have today is comprised of people who don t have a clue how business works this successful program took money from hardworking taxpayers on a budget and pissed it away so the foolish could get a new car at a discount price and government workers could get paid to process the paperwork i m ready for the great half white father who camps by the potomac to stop helping me out so much i don t think i can afford it any more posted by cerberusblog 3 september 2010 categories america investing random rants 2 comments bizarro chicago maybe the times have changed or maybe chicago is really located in bizarro world but there is definitely some serious weirdness going on when the chief of police has a summit with the leaders of the city s gangs chicago the idea seemed simple though bold call reputed gang leaders to a meeting with top police and federal prosecutors and deliver an ultimatum to end killings in the nation s third largest city my college professors will be offended when i say that i really don t think that members of a criminal gang are legitimate stakeholders when it comes to public safety if we have to stick labels on people let s call them the enemy that might just be my insensitivity shining through or perhaps i really am a dinosaur what are we doing negotiating or having a sit down with urban terrorists who are killing with guns and drugs on the streets chicago alderman bob fioretti said gangs are not to be coddled hey bob you and me are on the same wavelength the only thing you negotiate with an enemy are the conditions of surrender posted by cerberusblog 2 september 2010 categories the job 2 comments nerves of steel here in the u s a swat guy or gal would have taken a shot from a distance in china we does it differently i m not going to comment on her technique but i admire the guts it took to pull this one off posted by cerberusblog 31 august 2010 categories the job 1 comment schooling from the boys down at the bum squad first appeared in august 2005 122 degrees is what my truck s thermostat registered this afternoon when i got done with training as you can guess i m a just a tad tired and not in much of a mood for writing however i will give you a few gems from my day one of them a funny quote from an instructor i m officer ray smith from the bomb unit and i will be your instructor for this block our motto in the unit is we may not be the best but hey who else are you going to call i have just a little over twenty two years on the department minus a little penalty box time if you know what i mean he was a little jaded from his past dealings with management but still an informative instructor who knew his stuff and i would think that anyone who volunteers to screw around with unexploded explosive devices made by nut jobs ought to be at least a half bubble off level to start with he brought lots of cool stuff to play with and a few interesting facts like the amount of explosive used in the united states each year 8 billion yes with a b pounds as you might imagine a lot of explosives get lost and wind up in the wrong hands there are many explosives that are impractical in some city because of our hot and humid climate one cool little toy is an explosive that has the consistency of caulk it even comes in a tube like caulk and can be used in a caulk gun unfortunately it melts almost instantly the idea was that it would be great to quickly apply around door locks for forced breaches but in the amount of time it took to apply it to the door stick a detonator on it and haul ass around the corner it had already lost consistency and run in long streaks down the doors face it s a shame it was cool stuff and only cost a 100 a tube the international association of chiefs of police has recently endorsed a shoot to kill model policy for dealing with suicide homicide bombers of course some city being the liberally governed city it is will only adopt such a policy after we have our first human bomb take out a dozen innocent victims the instructor had just had a meeting that morning with a counterpart from the london metropolitan police and we discussed their policy on shooting suspected bombers also we learned all about the three man team tactic that the israelis use on suspected bombers that was very impressive it takes a cool head especially for the main guy who has two very critical tasks to perform if there is actually a bomb and a lot of coordination between the team members we won t go into details no sense in giving out the info just in case some bad guys doesn t already know about it but i was convinced of its effectiveness we saw tons of gory footage of people blowing up like the pizza box bomber and since everybody there was a cop we got to see it three or four times in slow motion even a ton of photos showing blown up idiots and bombers is that redundant who screwed up with explosives like the guy in west virginia who stuck a blasting cap in his mouth in the photo we saw he was still alive but the effect was beyond phenomenally traumatic the only thing recognizable was one eyeball there s a lesson for you kids don t play with stuff that blows up posted by cerberusblog 13 august 2010 categories uncategorized 1 comment whoops skimming through the blog stats to see what search brings people here can be a trip to strangeness from yesterday s visitors this little gem popped up as a search term attorney for exposing yourself the internets helping people since whenever al gore invented it posted by cerberusblog 13 august 2010 categories uncategorized leave a comment cat the other white meat the day i started the police academy was filled with speeches it was a media event which lured the mayor half the city council the chief and a number of other self aggrandizing community organizers leaders there were many many speeches the freaking mother lode of speeches in my life i ve suffered through a lot of speeches most of which i forgot before they were over but from all the speechifying on that day i remember two quotes both are ingrained in my memory because they turned out to be extremely accurate predictions about my police career the first from our class sergeant in a speech that he gave after all the politicians had left if you don t like the way we do things here don t let the door slap you in the ass on the way out i think he shocked a few people with those words but they needed to be said on the very first day just because you ve been chosen to help feed the chow to the big criminal justice machine doesn t make you immune from getting hurt if you get caught up in the moving parts of the 75 cadets that started that class only 36 made it off probation a year later several more fell over the years some in spectacular front page news stories others just fired and moved on the blue machine is a harsh mistress and she demands much but the other quote that came from the chief well over six feet tall he had grown up in the scpd of old when it was a law unto itself and answerable to nobody a former marine with the vocabulary of a thesaurus he could match verbal wits with just about anyone a political insider he had stabbed more than a few adversaries in the back on the way up the ladder the media hated interviewing him because he embarrassed them when they couldn t understand the words he tossed out in his answers he was hated by many from within and without the department but few people dared to get in his way anyway i remember him standing at the lectern and saying these words you ve just bought yourself a ticket to the greatest show on earth getting that badge is like getting a tour behind the scenery at disney world except this tour is backstage of the real world everybody hides something behind a mask or locked away in a trunk everybody you me your spouse your kids and even your mom has some little secret that they don t want the world to see when the shit goes bad and the cops are called that s when the masks are pulled away and the hidden trunks are drug out and opened wide to a baby police officer this is some heady stuff but we soon learn that everybody is a little twisted we also learn that there is not a lot of new stuff under the sun that freakiness you ve been fervently hiding all of these years is duplicated millions of times over in the secret lives of others just like you we ve probably already seen your special weirdness ten times this week yet every now and then we do get surprised a real show stopper comes along once in a while that makes even the most jaded cop want to reach for the blue ribbon to award the craziest bastard of the year when ferry fillmore district officers pulled over a car driven by gary l korkuc on sunday night during a traffic stop they said they heard a cat crying from inside the trunk and investigated what they found has left animal lovers at the spca serving erie county in shock the cat according to police was in a cage marinating in a mixture of crushed red peppers chili pepper salt and oil if you look under gary korkuc s furniture you will probably find those marbles he s been looking far i mean the man is most likely regular crazy as opposed to anton chigurh force of nature evil whether he s evil crazy or both gary is not all that unusual and that s why the nice police officer looks at you that way after stopping you for being a few miles over the limit you feel all nice and comfortable hiding whatever behind your mask but we ve seen too many masks pulled away to reveal the truth when a cop pulls you over he might see the 50 000 car and the 1 000 suit but in his mind s eye he s wondering what your freak flag looks like underneath all of those pinstripes or if you have a calico marinating in the trunk posted by cerberusblog 11 august 2010 categories the job 1 comment they need to be told texas lawyers are going to vote to decide if it s wrong to have sex with a client the committee decided that lawyers are not immune from the effects of sexual attraction on human judgment it s pretty sordid eads said we had a hearing a number of women said we needed an absolute prohibition lawyers will say i want to have sex with your daughter or your son sometimes on the eve of trial they ll say you owe me 10 000 but if you have sex with me i ll reduce it to 5 000 doctors and psychologists have long understood the conflict of interest in this kind of relationship but lawyers are still working on it and they wonder why people hate them so posted by cerberusblog 8 august 2010 categories random rants tags ethics lawyers 2 comments this just in from an unexpected place here s something you will rarely read here i found a thought provoking article at the daily kos no seriously just read for yourself liberals can quote legal precedent news reports and exhaustive studies they can talk about the intentions of the founders they can argue at length against the tyranny of the government and they will almost without exception conclude the necessity of respecting and not restricting civil liberties except for one the right to keep and bear arms when it comes to discussing ...