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hat point in a child s life do their osh kosh by gosh s start to drop with age and their levi s lower like a hula hoop down to their knees i don t get why these teens have a yearning to replicate a 1990 s flash in the pan singer s pantaloons i m talking trousers that can t touch that area that probably needs the most protection and support maybe it s time to drop the arm hammer and get those gangsta designer s to shrink that material to fit properly i am tired of the public viewing of airplane prints ascending from the back ends of pre pubescent bee hinds ohh i see london i see air france i have a teen who tried to pull down a fast one with his jeans one day and i reprimanded him before he reached for the emergency exit in the house i asked him why do the kids have to wear their pants so low nearly below the hip line he shot back cause it s cool oh yes i do see the breeze flowing through that rented space which i m sure is creating a draft in that junk room what i recall in my school daze was that if the undies superseded the belt line it was a fair game of brownie so i yanked my six foot offspring up by his hanes and had enough of his hanky panky and decided to show him hugo s boss i replaced all his boxers with speedo size tighty whitey s that should add a little diesel to his 3g network quality never goes out of style put that between your calvin s i don t know which sighting appeals to the eye worse the boom blasting boxers or the slip of the thong now i know panties have gotten scanty over the decades and i have watched them decrease in size since my grandmother s era but to nearly disappear and diminish to the range of a rubber band that i don t get form vs function just left the building one time while doing the laundry i threw my daughters sling shots mistakenly into the dryer and they macrame d themselves into a knitted cap one thong dropped out during transport and my puppy retrieved it in his canines and rolled on his back using it as a resistant band with his elliptical back paws i can t quite get a grip on this string of a foundation that covers less then the mentionable i never liked the sensation of something falling through a crack and being forced to constantly search for a private corner to get out of a cheeky situation when i was a teen thongs were something you wore on your feet at the beach that would flip flop hot sand up your ass and that you would dig out later in the corner of the shower as your trailing mud pies i guess this is just a sign of the times and a prelude to arriving in our parents jodhpurs i m sure my mother hated when she took me shopping for underwear and had to pull me away from the bikini table and the rounders filled with wonder bra s i know it must have been difficult for her to accept the fashion revolution from 100 cotton coverage to 60 frill and lace i don t know how she would deal with my daughter s skimpy elastic bands that i pull out of the dryer she would probably think it s the dental floss that fell out of her robe pocket oh well just another generational mishap going going thong charlywalker2010 unauthorized use and or duplication of this material without express and written permission is strictly prohibited excerpts and links are acceptable provided that full and clear credit is given to charlywalker with appropriate and specific direction via links to the original content share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 9 51 pm filed under comedy dogs humor menopause and humor motherhood mayhem mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands 20 comments march 23 2011 oh for blog s sake when people write about their inner most thoughts or possibly about something they experienced or didn t in life they are exhibiting freedom of expression when i read a piece about a tragic event i am emotionally moved to tears but if a spark of light can reach that tragedy and turn the fears or tears to smiles that could instill hope and possibly give someone their last bit of laughter would such a person be considered as heartless as the tin man before he met dorothy on her way to oz i would never leave someone out in the rain all night unless it were my teenage son who said he would be home from his party by midnight but showed up at the door at 1 37 a m and the only reason he was allowed to go in the first place was because he said he finished his homework which i located later hidden in the abyss of his designer back pack crumpled into a form that resembles toe tissues you remove from a new pair of jimmy choo s i have seen a lot of fear on tragic faces of folks i ve never met and had to console their tears of fear and sedate their high anxiety if you ever worked in an e r or an o r you have experienced the highs and lows of a human s emotional tolerance level i have seen high power executives shrink in their suits to have a thorn removed from their paw i watched toddlers go under the knife and wake up refreshed searching for their teddy ruxpin s to play with instead of crying out their complaints most of the things i have witnessed in these departments have me suppressed by the hip pa and i am bound by not being able to expound i did find though while working in this eclectic paced environment it did host some of the most unusual suspects of employees and the one commonality was that most everyone contained an innate sense of off the wall humor sarcasm wit or irony even the most prestigious department heads housed a humorus funny bone under his her scrubs now the question lies with how does one not let that cutting edge harden the emotional arteries of a truly compassionate person and at what level of wit and retort do we consider a comment to be snide or funny in the cartoon world we laugh when the anvil drops on the head of wile e coyote and watch him pop back up like an accordion unaffected by the crushing incident he just stands there blinking eyes of revenge holding his anvil in his hands can a funny remark to someone in distress act like a crushing blow or could the humor help them forget their angst and make them rise above the pain i found in most cases within the arena of urgent care people have felt the humor at some point while in a position of dire straits i am not saying that protocol demands a stand up comic to meet and greet and tend to the adversity but humor is a mandatory and beneficial gene in order to carry on in certain tragic situations one setting called for an entire team to retrieve 27 raisins from an octogenarian s nose these little dried fruities were impacted in his nostrils almost to the point of no return well i bet you re wond rin how i knew how those raisins hopped into those dual openings well i found out yesterday about the plan that almost turned him blue the grandpa was babysitting his grandsons and fell asleep in his recliner snoring like a dead madman and the kids were just about to lose their minds so the tots decided to stuff those little stinkers up grand daddy s snout to silence the up roar because the snoring interrupted their watching cartoons sometimes it is very difficult to maintain a professional stance when the dance of the kellogg s raisin ettes are staring you in the face with marvin gaye crooning through your head you know a health professional ain t suppose to cry but the tears i couldn t hold inside i asked pops if he has a problem with snoring and sleep apnea gasping in between his breaths he stated how did you know oh dontcha know i heard it through the grapevine he snorted out the remaining 20 raisins that were still hiding it took me by surprise i must say and you thought this was a sensitive compassionate piece sometimes you just have to reach for the oil can honey honey yeah share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 11 35 pm filed under comedy humor menopause and humor motherhood mayhem mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands 12 comments march 20 2011 the tail wagging the blog fasten your keyboards it s going to be a bumpy blog i love flying in an airplane i love being 35 thousand feet up in the air and staring down at the back sides of cloud formations i love the feel of the jet engines revving as the plane bolts down the runway for take off i love the ascent at a 45 degree angle where my belongings escape their captivity from under the seat in front of me i await the clatter of the landing gear as the axle stretches to secure the bald michelin s into their hiding place i love when the ok light goes off so i can plug my earphones into the armrest and settle in to their 90 s muzak system but my favorite airline attribute is having my very own video screen located on the seat in front of me to view the latest blue ray release uninterrupted except by the captain every 15 minutes to give us an aerial tour guide of the earth below i don t want to hear how the rockies are lovely this time of year covered in snow and temperatures below zero spoken to me with a voice that keeps clearing his throat of last nights frivolity with the crew i want to land my eyes and ears on brad pitt in his tight wwii uniform spewing mean words from his bleached teeth and not some inglorious basterd breaking in on a scratchy boeing 757 microphone to update me on demographics of geographics nor do i want to be disturbed by the swishing and hustle of a flight attendant who doesn t fit down the aisle holding a giant glad bag to retrieve garbage they really need a scheduled pick up time nor do i want the constant undecided passenger in front of me whose seat houses my screen to continually hold an argument with the recline button you will not win and if one more two year old stands up in their seat and hurls their sippy cup over the head rest for me to pick up well i ll start throwing my miniatures back at them just see how they would like it if my vodka splatters on their face and their adorable overalls by gosh just try to explain that one to the grandparents when you land oh long are the days when airline flights were a luxury and you could un flex those tired legs and extend them past a 90 degree angle oh those good times of not fighting over the arm rest and ending up in an elbow altercation over some space which is now an added fair to your ticket along with luggage fees please stow your arms at your sides and sit on your hands until the captain has turned off the no elbow room sign i miss those days of taking a stroll about the cabin during your flight and possibly stopping by to chat with fellow travelers and sharing a bloody mary or two but now the aisle only accommodates the passing of one thigh and it better not be attached to fat albert and god forbid you should need to get up and use the latrines during the food service that happened to me once and i waited in the rear of the plane until the entire 280 passengers were served then after the food conga line had cleared i noticed the flight attendant was wearing her yellow life jacket and holding up a stop sign to ensure that traffic flowed in the right direction oh and let s touch base with the cuisine featuring a pretzel bag no larger than barbies evening in paris purse or the over priced mystery meal sealed in a plain white box that was probably processed via irradiation on the catering truck and you wondered why the salami was so shiny once i found four grapes running loose under the cellophane wrapped cheese and crackers that had escaped from the vine and the flight attendant confiscated my box from me claiming i received a first class meal by mistake how did they know ohhhh they heard it through the grapevine o nce upon a time many many many years ago there was a lovely east coast airline that had jumbo jets that served a three course meal in first class featuring a roast that was carved right before your eyes and all the fine wine and champagne you could endure on a flight from puerto rico to new york city a service that started with a fresh caesar salad and ended with a chocolate torte the entire meal was displayed on real china plates with silver utensils that had serrated knive s to slice the succulent roast and a glass filled with a fine bordeaux that you held by the stem and a pristine white cloth napkin draped across your belted lap to catch any crumbs that fell from a turbulent fork all of this fancy food rolled by on several carts ushered by stewardess with manicured hands and were required to pass a weight standard and if you were in coach you were served a fully heated meal on a tray with an offering of two entree s to choose from there were passenger lounges in the front and aft of the plane equipped with couches and end tables with reading lamps adhered onto the top where passengers could sit and mingle and enjoy the bar cart there were closets aboard to house your garment bags so your brooks brother s was protected and assured a wrinkle free trip there were toys for tots stowed in a cardboard trunk to keep the little ones busy the flight was all about fun and keeping the passengers happy and safe until a big bad merger came along and ate the little airline and ripped apart the galley s and lounges that occupied vital space needed to be utilized for more passenger seats in order to stretch and cram people in tighter that a pair of spandex pants covering oprah s ass leaving souls to never again recline comfortably or to be free to walk about the cabin without hazard lights flashing or nazi cabin crews dictating who gets to keep their carry on luggage on board and who gets to fight the crowd in baggage claim the end this is your blogger speaking and thank you for flying charlywalker wordpress com share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 8 48 am filed under airplanes barbie comedy flight attendants flightattendants humor menopause and humor merlot mayhem motherhood mayhem movies mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands puppies laughter wine sarcasm airline satire 9 comments march 17 2011 looks like something the blog brought in oh boy here i go again i think blog surfing might be hazardous to one s health i am getting sea sick from delusional posts if i read one more article about frustrated writers cleaning strategies giving up dating or about a twenty something year old who can t cope with life i may barf on my macbook like a pro i think blogger s are in need of resurrecting dear abby well here i am hit me with your best shot bestow upon me your 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