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november 2012 charlywalker s blog charlywalker s blog november 30 2012 twinkie defense i am sorry to hear that hostess will no longer be offering their twinkies to the public mind you i don t buy or eat twinkies i had one once in the 60 s a grade school chum offered me the second twinkie in her double pack after school one day i remember the twinkie being larger than my hand and i can still remember the taste and texture of that twinkie today i remember the soft spongy yellow cake oozing the cream filling with every bite i don t think i had ever tasted anything like it as my mother didn t let us eat sugary pre processed food maybe a home made chocolate cake for a siblings birthday or an under baked tart from my easy bake oven but never a hostess twinkie fruit pie ding dong or ho ho i guess i can thank my mom for my impeccably clear arteries to this day twinkies came on board around 1933 and now they will become extinct and for some reason that saddens me i m sorry hostess had to declare bankruptcy couldn t they just repay their creditors with an abundance of sweet snack cakes twinkie s developed quite the resume besides clogging coronaries and sending children into sugar coma s the twinkie found itself costarring in movies like grease die hard and ghostbusters and also wound up in the courtroom at the 1979 murder trial of harvey milk where dan white claimed he overdosed on twinkie s an was acting under a delusional influence of a sugar high hmm maybe he needed a glass of milk i think twinkie s were a part of our society whether we indulged in their cream fillings or not i am guilty of offering a twinkie to my children when they were young around the same age when i had my first twinkie my son came home from school and wanted to try a twinkie i of course objected and then after a lengthy conversation with a six year old who ended all my statements with why i decided to give in i went to the store and found the hostess aisle and searched for a twin packet of twinkie s there were none apparently after thirty years twinkie s now came in a box of twelve my son was with me and was grinning from ear to ear with that bit of news i managed to spot a double pack twinkie stand toward the checkout and grabbed one the first thing that hit me was the size it was no longer bigger than my hand in fact it barely covered my palm the second thing that hit me was the price my son and i returned to the car with the twinkie s in hand i had as much anticipation as he did when opening the twin pack i gave him his half and watched as he bit into the yellow cake and licked the cream filling out of the center i m assuming that was twinkie protocol i held my twinkie for a few moments before taking the first bite i examined the cake and it appeared to be a little more on the orange side than i remembered i chose to break my twinkie in half to witness the airy fluffiness of the spongecake and cream filling spilling out onto your fingers but when i flexed the cake it just seem to sag and bend i wrestled with it s rubbery texture until the cake pulled apart like my unbaked cakes cooked by a 60 watt bulb from my easy bake oven built in the 60 s after successfully separating the twinkie i had to put my glasses on to find the cream filling i guess this was the first indicator that hostess was having difficulties cutbacks of the cream filling followed by more red dye and gluing agents i took a deep breath before i took the first bite of what seems to be a deflated expectation there was something different about this twinkie from what i remembered it lacked something and i couldn t put my tongue on it it was missing the the basic ingredient from the 60 s that gave twinkie it s popularity it lacked taste i spat that wad of chemicals out into a napkin and turned to grab the remains of my sons twinkie but was met with him licking the sticky crumbs off his fingers and a giant smile over his face he thanked me profusely for his snack cake and wanted another one i drove back home explaining to my son that this was not the twinkie i grew up with i expounded on the differences of our twinkie generation gap and how i would not be a part of a defamed twinkie an imposter you might say a twinkie lacking in character and taste and cream filling it grieves me to think that my son s first twinkie tasted like an over priced spongecake left on the shelf too long fermenting in it s yellow dye and to skimp on the filling was the icing on the cake when i heard that the hostess twinkie was no longer to be around i had an epiphany to go and buy one and stick it in my freezer my son is in college now and i don t think he has had a twinkie since our first encounter when he was in grade school he was home over the holiday break and i mentioned to him that i was going to purchase a pack of twinkie s and i was going to stick them in the freezer and come the day that i should no longer be on this earth i would like him to carry this twinkie into the future and pass it on to future generations that may own a freezer i asked my son this one thing to do and he responded with a no i asked him why it was such a simple request to carry the twinkie into the future to keep the twinkie alive in the deep freeze he could be the owner of the last twinkie standing he said he would just eat it not if they are selling for 5000 on ebay spread the humor enjoy this link share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 5 24 am filed under comedy humor menopause and humor motherhood mayhem mutts menopause merlot mayhem humor life experience teens family husbands satire satire comedy family teens children tagged cream fillings easy bake oven food hostess hostess twinkie science snack cakes twinkie 10 comments november 14 2012 i blogged it myyyy waaayyyy ok all right i am trying to calm down and stop foaming at the keyboard i haven t blogged for a while due to an unpleasant sighting on this word pressed ship i noticed a stowaway one day when scoping a freshly pressed victim from their opening page and discovered a minor round of similarities from a post gone past blogging is relative to my brain and my experiences and i am very happy to know that some folks enjoy my rhetoric but not happy to discover a desire to inhabit some of the sparks i ve read that imitation is a form of flattery and accept that notion but when a piece gets freshly pressed off of a knuckle head idea formed from my skull well that crosses me at least have the decency to ask me first i have noticed other blogs add a copyright corner to their site and i have followed suit and this has been in place since the onset of my written material it may have been a little hidden considering it took a while to figure out the purpose of the widget however those that are experience surfers are able to catch a wave in a matter of seconds to hook a fresh one to hunt a gentlman o fortune and pic a ruin ed idea lies in deep waters plus i am too tired and too old to to be upset over pirating the booty of a blog i am considering a change of venue and charter my furner to a private port and masquerade in a ghostly manner or quietly sail off into the sunset to sip some grog and blog solo for few hearty matey s getting inspiration and triggering an epiphany are avast on these still waters but pilfering and plunder a little blog down under well i ll leave that to johnny depp s movies any other landlubber s out there experience this i ll heed yer advice free of course no charge copy that yo ho ho share this share share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading charlywalker 11 37 pm filed under 1 4 comments email subscription enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and 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